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anyknotrants · 5 months ago
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Tim: hey Dick, which do you thing Kon would like more?
Tim: *holds up 2 pairs of earrings, one sapphire, on diamond*
Dick: I don't know probaby, the sapphire
Tim: *nods and puts the diamond away*
Dick: what's the special occasion, anyway?
Tim: hm?
Dick: why are you buying Kon the earrings, is it your anniversary or something?
Tim: oh no, I just like buying stuff for him
Dick: *starts laughing*
Tim: what?
Dick: oh god, you're his sugar daddy!
Tim, blushing: I'm not- you buy expensive shit for Wally all the time! You're his sugar daddy!
Dick: I prefer the term; 'rich boyfriend',
Tim: ...
Tim and Dick: *turns to look at Jason*
Jason, checking out arrow-shaped ruby necklace: *looks up*
Jason: ... I plead the fifth
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idontmindifuforgetme · 4 months ago
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i hope that in 2025 u get to take more walks, read more books, connect with more people whom u love and who love u, achieve ur goals (even if ur goals are having no goals and just living in the moment), exercise fun hobbies, move from a place of self-direction, and weave together a beguiling assortment of beautiful little moments. remember that no feeling lasts forever. love u
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fourofdaggers · 6 months ago
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Feelings tonight
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cherchezlafatfemme · 1 month ago
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I know somewhere there's a hip grandma who survived breast cancer and her transmasc grandson who would love a matching set
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meowthiroth · 2 months ago
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bored now. here's some old art of my fursona
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chainymail · 4 months ago
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wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal
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mysillycomics · 3 months ago
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userirvingb · 9 months ago
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maidenvault · 9 months ago
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Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”
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canineentity · 8 months ago
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“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them
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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao
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nemesis-is-my-middle-name · 2 months ago
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"doesn't this charater under insane stress going through extremely traumatic events realize how inconvenient their irrational emotional reactions are to the people around them?" well, see, you're not gonna believe this, but the thing is,
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fipindustries · 10 months ago
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i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently
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augustheart · 2 months ago
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this tweet is ruining my life rn
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sashayed · 3 months ago
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i've said this before but it's so crazy that some of you just grew up with tornadoes. if i saw one twister snake down from the clouds in front of my physical eyes i would become a mad priest for the rest of my life. and people from kansas are just like "lmao yeah that's why we had basement prom that one year" or whatevr
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