#tbh I like the smell though

[allonsybadwolf]

Me, every time I wash wool and am surprised that it smells like a wet sheep:

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

You're mine now, old man.

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[polurbehr]

just learned what perfume copia uses and now I am fighting the most powerful demons I’ve ever faced and they are winning. I have 26 dollars to my name I can in no way afford this decision PLEASE

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

So Axle learned what deodorant is for us and no longer looks like a creep, what does the other college kids think of him now? Will he even realize they are paying attention to him.

Random Girl: Oh? Who’s the new guy, he looks so cute. Do you think he’s single

Axle: *Waiting for his paycheck to go through to get early access bikini pics*

No matter how attractive that man is, his genuine personality is very off putting for many people lol

I can imagine people trying to talk to him and he just stares back wide eyed, not speaking, not blinking, until they leave out of discomfort lol ❤️ he doesn't mean to do that, but the man has high anxiety and is afraid of sounding like a creep so he just stays silent. Except around (Reader) because he can be himself around her.

"She likes me for me ❤️🥺"

"I like.. money ✨"

(Reader) does like him, he respects her sick ass ninja skills, but money is a higher priority.

They're both fucking weirdos, and feel comfortable being weird around each other ❤️

[forestlion]

anyone else had insane pain in the legs bc of, one assumes, growth spurts as a child?

[hxlcyon]

suddenly getting really into indie perfumes and it's so so cute how people on the reddit thread (? I don't use reddit or know what it's called) call different brands "houses"

[dandyshucks]

everyone pray for me that i did not just give myself food poisoning (;･∀･)

[demento-mori]

i keep trying to eat healthier, but its so fucking hard when fresh, healthy, nutritional food is so much more expensive than frozen or premade stuff, and it takes so much more time and effort to prepare, and the ingredients go bad so quickly, and they take up so much fridge space and you only have a single tiny fridge that you share with 6 other people, and you dont even like most of the go-to healthy meals people suggest because of the texture or smell or ingredients, and you feel too nauseous to eat half the time anyways, and-

[snapbackslide]

LMAOOOO no fr everyone kept saying "watch out for pickpockets !!!!!!!!!!" had me so nervous ...... not a single person approached me 💀

[bubblegum-snowdrop]

so is flo one of those mean cats who doesnt like anybody but you?

LMFAO NO NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY;;;;

At the shelter where I met the little lady, where I was volunteering at the time, she was very shy because it was a new place. She only really approached me because she was pretty scared, and she almost right away took comfort in me. She spent many of her early days there hiding under the couch away from everyone. She's also very small- only a few kilos [don't worry though she's a healthy weight, she's just small]- and I think she's aware of how small she is even when compared to other cats.

Flo goes to me for comfort because, we think anyway, that she's traumatized and I'm her chosen person. My theory is someone hurt her before she was dumped and later found by the shelter's trapping team. Even now she can be a bit jumpy, but she's much more confident.

She'll interact with people and even give them friendly face rubs and such, but I'm her main person. She sits at the bottom of the stairs the moment she hears my voice, she'll rush over to me if I show up, she'll yell at me to pick her up and climb up my leg for it if I'm doing something else... she's comfy now, but it's clear I'm her chosen mom.

She's anxious like her momma lol but she's a sweetheart. Especially now, she's so affectionate and loves belly rubs. At most she'll run away from you to one of her preferred spots, really.

But no, Flo is not a mean cat. She's a very friendly, very good kitty, with a very obvious preference for who she likes lmao

[gayabeilles]

my house is STINKY send post

[iiboronii]

organic chemistry will have you acting like you're invincible to various hazardous chemicals

[magnusbae]

the me who doesn't want to waste nice clothes on a single walk for water: also me, putting on a darth vader shirt and pink bunny print socks I never wear: :)

[diseaseriddencube]

looking at the akudrive perfumes again today and 1. why are they all bergamot based. is bergamot and pepper just the cyberpunk scent???? 2. what is with the character choices. cutthroat, courier and hacker???? why not swindler

[xluxsolarisx]

WHAT??? you-?? hUH? ...you're so powerful

i'm an adult living alone for the first time ever with poor impulse control and a massive sweet and savory tooth. this was fated by the stars to happen i think. i'm like if sisyphus actively chose to roll the boulder up and down because he thought it looked nice tumbling down. so nice that maybe it would be worth the work it would take to get it up back up there so he could do it again. well. this isn't like that at all but you understand.

[brunetterightsactivist]

back on my perfume bs although i have an issue where i can never decide if i love or hate a lot of scents lmao