#he would be so proud

[katblaze]

so you're telling me the one time Jack held onto the outside of the TARDIS while it traveled he was inside of the god of death?

[howaboutalittlehelpneos]

YUSEI REFERENCED IN MY FEAR AND HUNGER TERMINA?

I'd already tried all the other drink options and wanted to see what "something nonalcoholic" would get me sldkmfslkd I was expecting like a Shirley Temple or something but the scream I scrumpt when I saw a glass of milk

[luigi-lover-blog]

Mario doodles :33

[mortzm]

First fanfic/headcanons thingy pls be gentle- not used to that site yet lol

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I feel like Sanji would LOVE to see your tummy grow from all the cooking he does.

You watch yourself in the floor length mirror in your room,just circling around and coming to the basic realization,you gained weight.

You couldn't fit in any of your outfit for the event you had tonight...All of them felt too tight,or showed even more your belly.When Sanji came in your room,worried of not seeing you come down as the event was minutes away ,he got worried seeing you just laying in your shared bed with tons of clothes on it.

"What are you doing?Shouldn't you be ready for tonight?

-I'm not coming anymore love...I can't fit in any of my clothes..."

He frowned,not understanding what you meant,you rolled your eyes and showed him your grown belly.And he smiles.How dare he smiles? It was all his fault cooking delicious dishes!

You started to rumble about how much the dress you were supposed to wear got too tight for you that it made you uncomfortable and couldn't spend the night in it.You didn't expect his arms to wrap around you,his arms playing with your belly,his face in your neck and his lips near your ear.

"Look at my beautiful wife..She looks so good with those curves"

The blonde cook started to whisper sweet nothing in your ear,kissing your neck and ear.

"Sanji stop..I should start a diet and do a bit of exercise..I can't fit in any of my clothes now!And those I can wear are too casual for tonight!

-Then wear one of my suit?"

Oh trust me you rolled your eyes so far you thought it would get stuck.And when you looked at him in the mirror it seemed like he was serious,putting on your shoulder his jacket and then you started to feel it like- you could own that look!

You changed into his navy blue suit,wearing just the buttoned jacket and suit pants ,you twirled, giggling.Your breasts barely covered by the jacket but giving cleavage a bit.Sanji is leaning against the door frame,smirking with a "told you so" look.You smirk too,rolling your eyes.

"Ok ok,you finally admit, I give up you were right.Now we should go we're late."

He take your hand,smiling and kissing you and your hand

"I love you my little chou à la crème"

At the event he was so proud to show everyone his gf ,that man is so proud of your curves too,taking responsibility for it and how much you look lovely with it.And days after days you start to feel better about it , loving more and more your body with your new curves.

Sanji feels so proud of being responsible of your weight gain ,even tho you sometimes hates him for it

[rheasbrvtality]

man when i saw that door and bray’s music was playing i started tearing up yall 🙃

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

So Axle learned what deodorant is for us and no longer looks like a creep, what does the other college kids think of him now? Will he even realize they are paying attention to him.

Random Girl: Oh? Who’s the new guy, he looks so cute. Do you think he’s single

Axle: *Waiting for his paycheck to go through to get early access bikini pics*

No matter how attractive that man is, his genuine personality is very off putting for many people lol

I can imagine people trying to talk to him and he just stares back wide eyed, not speaking, not blinking, until they leave out of discomfort lol ❤️ he doesn't mean to do that, but the man has high anxiety and is afraid of sounding like a creep so he just stays silent. Except around (Reader) because he can be himself around her.

"She likes me for me ❤️🥺"

"I like.. money ✨"

(Reader) does like him, he respects her sick ass ninja skills, but money is a higher priority.

They're both fucking weirdos, and feel comfortable being weird around each other ❤️

[grantaire-lover-69]

HAHAHAHAHHA MY MOM GOT ME THIS

OMFG-

[shroudkeeper]

Approaching her was no easy feat it seems; if not retainers in his path, then a pair of young girls immediately put a halt in his approach and extended their hands out in payment.

❝ Uh uh, if you want to get closer to our sensei, you have to pay the toooll~♪ ❞ The youngest one sang the words in the air between them with the brightest of smiles, as the other excitedly looked at the beautiful bouquet in his hand, expectantly.

❝ ..And what would that cost me? ❞ Out came an unusually quiet voice from Hancock, though his gaze was shifted away from Kikyo's warm expression to look at the two girls standing before him.

❝ A flower. Each! ❞

A demand he met without hesitation, but he could not help but to steal a glance at their sensei, whose smile bloomed upon her painted lips. Perhaps he had a chance at forgiveness from her.

If he only knew, she had forgiven him a long time ago.

[silverjurors]

In my MCD rewrite, 17 year old Janus NoLastNameGiven looked at Irene's obsessive and violent boy toy (Mortal Edition) said "yeah I'll absorb that form of love into my belief system", and proceeded to become a Juror, going on to kill thousands. And you know what? Xavier would be proud.

[onlinecasualty]

the doctor has a thing for space bounty hunters i stg

[sanenough-11]

DUDE I JUST REALIZED THAT CHARLES LED LAP 17 IN SUZUKA

IM NEVER GONNA MENTALLY RECOVER FROM THAT RACE

[destinesia-hiraeth]

Oh so now it's finally hitting me, that I'll never be able to call you again. That I'll never be able to ask for your recipes. Or when my car makes a noise. I'll never be able to call you after my long drives to let you know I made it safely and to rant about the other drivers. I'll never be able to hear the same advice you've given me my whole life. You'll never offer me my room back home. That you'll never call me almost everyday of life to hear what's happening and to say I love you. I want nothing more than to say I love you one more time. I'm only just realising I'm going to miss you everyday of my life forever

[hoodoo12]

Beetlejuice: "Babe, babe, I bought us hats!!"

You: " . . . "

[bbyboybucket]

They’re not going to reunite so Thor will never know what Loki did for all of life omg ☹️

[sexysilverstrider]

this is SO funny teratai should thank arven for the sanwich skills

[1995mariners]

every day i wish dave niehaus was alive to see the mariners now