#target lady

[nondilutedrandomshit]

Proof I’ll ship anything if it’s doomed yuri

schlort from tiktok you are my saviour

[agentem]

Target finally got Kristin Wiig to do commercials, I see. That took too long.

[waleedgamil]

MOVIE : Target 2023

watch full movie for free : https://bit.ly/3vaEH75

[slowlicious]

🎯Target Lady🎄Christmas Card 📺 Commercial (SLOWED)

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[goatpaste]

We're having a Puppy dog Picnic!

[Commission Prices][Etsy][Buy me a Kofi]

[zoe-oneesama]

Just get married already.

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[mikakuna]

i think because everyone in the family treats jason as the dumb one, he should show up at a gala and just act super bimbo. it's retaliation, okay? they all think he's below them in terms of intelligence so why shouldn't he take advantage of that?

cue jason pulling up to a wayne gala looking absolutely delectable. his curls are nice and pretty, lips looking soft and plump, cheeks naturally flushed, eyes all doe-like, lashes curled, suit literally stuck to his body and enhancing his thickness-- he looks gorgeous. the bats think, whatever, it's fine.

nope. bruce almost has a heart attack when his barely adult son walks up to a group of older men, places a gentle hand on one of their arms, and starts giggling. his barely legal son is leaning into these men, tilting his head and baring his neck just so, and putting on the most enticing smile. HIS CHILD is subtly sticking his hips out, pouting his lips, and leaning close to whisper who knows what into the ears of these leering grown men.

dick and tim do a double take when they see jason "clumsily" spill whine down the front of his suit and then begin unbuttoning his top with a ditzy, tipsy giggle of "oh no! :( would you handsome fellas mind helping me out?"

by the end of the night, jason has bruce sitting down with his head in his hands and contemplating everything.

[chameleonsallinvermillion]

I had a mildly cursed thought so naturally I thought I'd share it. We never really get much detail about erotica in Ankh-Morpork but it definitely exists. We know there are romance novels, after all, so there are definitely scandalous bodice-rippers out there, if the Ankh-Morpork citizenry still have it in them to be scandalised. Which means it's basically guaranteed that there's golem erotica.

Think about it. Big strong clay man...never shows emotion...endless stamina...his one function is to serve... There are 100% people in Ankh-Morpork sighing and squealing over erotic golem content.

[somegrumpynerd]

Assorted Horror and Killer doodles since there aren't enough of them c:

Killer by Rahafwabas Horror by Sour-apple-studios

[brbarou]

more bee and beloved...

[lesbicosmos]

me when queer couples who directly parallel orpheus and eurydice

@ceciart ive not been able to stop thinking about your au art and i already have a fic concept planned out for deadboyween. im obsessed.

[halloawhatisthis]

CBS Elementary + canon references • cases (part 3)

[abyssal-ilk]

JUST GOT JUMPED BY ZEVRAN'S GROUP AND MY WARDEN IMMEDIATELY WENT DOWN?? i guess he succeeded?? good job zevran??

[pc-98s]

for the second time since i’ve worked here i’m doing the job of the much better paid actual company tech support guy because he doesn’t know how to migrate data using target disk mode

[perennialhedera]

oh to be down on my knees looking up at her with my hands together and worshipping my goddess

men/minors dni!!!

[nana-mizu-shiki]

Whenever I See Whitewashed Damian: