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K and Evan, based on this post
@ralofofriverwoods @say-hi-intrepid-heroes thought y’all’d be interested i dunno
(Hoping that the image quality doesn’t get butchered by tumblr)
#i tried my best to make the ballet uniform as kelmp-y as possible#thankfully i saw an image of some guy doing ballet in a baggy tank top#i imagine that evan had at one point cut off the sleeves of a really old hoodie because he didnt want to sacrifice any of his other shirts#and like Jammer found it and got him a significantly cooler one#so now evan wears it with great pride#if i ever take the time to render this i want to give both of them so many little trinkets#like friendship bracelets and handmade chimeron swag#anyway#acton speaks#art tag#dimension 20#d20#d20 fanart#d20 mismag#misfits and magic#misfits & magic#k tanaka#evan kelmp#i already made an entire other post about it but like. it’s genuinely shocking to me that K doesn’t have any piercings in the illustrations#youd think that. if it was ok to get their hair dyed and get tattoos that.#that even a single piercing would be fine#but the omission of that is so funny to me#also their third outfit is very funky to draw#like i think those are ruffles? but where are they connected to on the top?#i would assume that the black top is on under the mesh so. what is happening#and the hair bow I couldn’t wrap my head around it.#i think im gonna figure out like. post canon designs for the whole gang. they all deserve it#also rip to that right arm. i tried to do draw a nice pose (mentally referencing That Pose that Grant O’Brian does sometimes)#(you know the one if you ever watch dirty laundry)#and the arm looks great on its own (trust me) but the rest of the pose doesn’t exactly do it justice
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It looks like my isopods have been BUSY! We have- BABIES!
Lots of them! I ordered a larger tank because when these little ones get bigger, they're going to need the room!
#bugs#my pets#isopods#these little guys are A. gestroi#I call my colony the Gestroi Boys#they have a nice 20 inch tank coming in for them so. It'll take up like the whole shelf
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ladies die for free at Ylfa’s Bottleneck
#amazing#but also girl you only have 10 hp left!! please you’re not as much of a tank anymore you already took 12 points of damage!!!#I guess she still takes half damage from physical damage though so if only the furniture attack her it’s more like 20#dimension 20#neverafter#ylfa snorgelsson#mine#100
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This morning has been disappointing. I've finally got the money to stock my fish tank that's been sitting, cycled, but devoid of fish for the last 18 months, last week I got some cardinal tetras to go in it because I'm doing an upper Negro biotope type thing. They seem to be doing well, and though cardinals aren't my favourite fish, they've brought my a lot of joy.
But they were really just a prelude to the main event: ordered 11 days ago but arriving this morning was a pair of Apistogramma gephyra, perfect for the system I'm trying to replicate, gorgeous and small. I have been chewing the walls for the last week waiting for them to arrive, even though I knew it was going to be today. Just look at this photo from the seller's website!
Opened the box, pulled out the first bag ready to stare lovingly at my new fish and...why are their tails like that? I mean, apistos famously change colour a lot but the tail is square, and orange-red.
Shite pic I know but it is what it is.
They've sent me a pair of A. macmasteri "red" by accident. A fine fish I'm sure, clearly a lot of people like them, and they're the same price so it's not like the sellers are trying to rip me off. Tbh they're by far a more popular fish than gephyra.
Unfortunately I personally don't care for macmasteri, but beyond that they're from the Rio Meta, a whitewater river, while my tank is distinctly blackwater (conductivity of "lol no", pH somewhere south of 5.0, it's basically just slightly grubby RO). And apistos are noted to be territorial with not just their own species, but others in the genus so I can't just get some gephyra too now without having to send those back, which...shipping fish is a pain and not one I'm set up for. I'll see what the seller says but suffice to say I'm disappointed, went from giddy with excitement to dejected in seconds.
#fishblr#blackwater aquarium#apistogramma#apistogramma macmasteri#apistogramma gephyra#fish#honestly I've only had good experiences with fish online before#and this is an easy enough mistake to make I'm sure#the sellers have generally fantastic feedback#just someone's cocked up and packed the wrong fish it's not even a mis-ID because they sell macmasteri too#and viejita which I guess these could be but I'm pretty sure these are macmasteri#just goddamnit I don't *like* macmasteri in the first place#and they're not suitable for my tank either as a biotope or just the conditions tbh#plus like the closest aquatics store where I got the cardinals actually sells macmasteri#for like a third the price and it's £4 in busses rather than £20 in overnight couriers#if I wanted macmasteri I could have gone and bought a pair and had them within the hour#anyway they're chilling in my tank currently while I wait on the seller getting back to me and I'll not slight the quality of the fish#they've already been eating and the male keeps displaying for the female#concerned they're going to spawn before I get this sorted 😂#but if they just send me replacements I'm sure the local shop will take the fish I've got
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SURE when i water my plant regularly and take care of her she is at rock bottom. call that bitch a sickly victorian child the way she brightens up the room for a day then shrivels up and dies. but the MOMENT i give up on her and leave her to perish OH, SUDDENLY she's an entrepreneur, she's starting her own company, she just birthed five new children and ended world hunger. whore.
#like ive had her since 2018 i think#and she was doing very well for a long time#not to mention shes to only plant of the literal 20+ we bought back then that survived that long#dont ask why we bought 20 plants#thats for me and my father to know and my mother to not understand#(most of them if not all were bought for bug-eating purposes#and my father had a go big or go home attitude so we spent like 2 hrs picking and packing plants#then decided to buy a fish tank while we were at it)#but the MOMENT we got new flower pots#she became a problem#and istg i have no idea what im doing wrong at this point#i dont water her? she dies#i water her a lot? boom. dead#i water her every now and then? exploded#the MOMENT i switch into fucking die for all i care mode she THRIVES#i take it very personally#if she dies after i water her again i will drink all the flower water myself and spit it out on her grave#personal
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Tekken: The motion picture is so good. Remember when Kazuya tore down his one (1) shirt at the first opportunity
#kaz this was so unnecessary just take the damn tank top off#like we get it you didnt like clothes in your 20s#this isnt yakuza come on man#tagging later#also PLS watch the dub this becomes a comedy and im obsessed fr
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had a roach attempt an escape today ☝
#not like. an american roach that invaded the vet room#they were pet roachez ^_^ hissing roachez!!#my little babiez <3 i love the roachez so much im literally the only mf who actually handlez them though#outta 24 ppl im the only one willing to which is SO SAD. theyre such sweet and cute little guyz#15 little roachez :3#one skittered under the tank when i waz cleaning it out... just scooped the little guy back up and put him in#he freaked the other techz out though#i looove love taking care of the roachez though. theyre so cuteeee UGH sorry i love them#i alwayz look forwardz to seeing them they literally get me thru the day lol#im excited to take care of the hornwormz/mothz... i do have a feeling ill end up stuck on roach duty for a few more monthz#just by way of No One being willing to get anywhere near them#also i just dont trust anyone to be gentle with the poor thingz... :[#we only have to handle them for a few minutez at a time to clean out the enclosure but i feel thatz already a few minutez too many#the other groupz before us usually went on for like. 15-20 minz if i remember the med files right. but ive managed to knock it down to 10#trying to figure out how to do it faster.. dont wanna freak the roachez out too badly when i clean the tank out#anyway i had a good day aside from the escape attempt lol that one worried me but dw !!! the little guy was ok and safely returned home :]#kitkat chitchat
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I know Hans officially a quokka and unofficially a squirrel/hamster/any lil mousey creature but also. He could be a lil frog. He's like a lil frog to me.
#you know those lil green tree frogs with the big dark eyes and they puff their cheeks out and mostly hang alone ???#thats han to me#i wanted one as a pet SO bad as a kid#but it cost 1200 bucks to get a reptile license here so my parents were like sorry </3 we already have bird fish dogs ram duck chicken bunn#guinea pig sea monkeys thats too much and i was like ☹#but hindsight 20/20 good idea bc that would have been a hassle to take care of clean the tank etc etc
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🌿 All the jars of snails on my windowsill 🐌
#its all natural lighting btw. only one pic has a filter. the one i posted on twitter#terrarium#ecosphere#fishblr#snailblr#pikmin#had them for more than 2 weeks! made sure all the jars are ventilated.#and with enough plants & material#ill keep everyone posted and i dont mind tips if anything#there are a few jars outside my room that i had to take care of. and that was a process. but yay#finally did it. it was like combined 20hrs of work#meticulously putting together more than a dozen container but i finally gave all these snails a home#from both my cousin's overgrown tank & my park's pond a jar home#well more than 20 hrs. i lost track of time. probably like 3 days worth cuz i do things a certain way lol#my sis says my snails are my pikmin. true.#snail diary
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I can’t actually get over how Hana and Alope become friends bc they don’t really know they’re friends until one of them is sad and the other says something stupid like this.
Or someone asks and they just go “I’m not real sure….”
but they do become friends. They’re shaky at first, but arguably even after chapter 3 you could call them that. They’re just not very good friends until after chapter 15. And even after chapter 15 they have attachment issues so they’d rather just do nice things for each other to prove they are friends rather than claim it.
#ragna thumbnails#ragna ramblings#Feat. Aurora’s nosy ass#Her arc is so funny#I literally think she doesn’t show up till chapter 20 tho 💔#Actually Imma be real with the people who read the tags… I’m taking a hiatus after the first 15 chapter arc bc I wanna make sure the next#Two arcs are better planned bc they introduce all… and I mean ALLL THE BADDIES#THE RIVAL GUILD… AURORA… CASPIANNNNNN#I wanted to write more concisely so no chapters felt like filler… but that’s getting hard bc I don’t want anyone to feel flat#(Though. Tank will feel somewhat flat until the next arc)#Rip#tag ramble
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If u fr have a axolotl can I see a pic of them :D
I don't take pictures that often so I had to scour through my phone camera, but here's Benrey, in all his silly glory.
When he goes outside of his little hideout cave, he loves hanging out either on top of his tank plants or on top of his hideout.
And here's some more of shoots with him
#he has a 80L/20gal tank#I need to buy a bigger one for him because that's the MINIMUM REQUIREMENT for axolotls#but I'm not too much in a hurry because the nitrogen cycle in his tank is stable#I also have a 40L/10gal betta tank#and a 300L/~80gal community tank#atp the nitrogen cycles in those tanks are so stable that I really only need to top off any evaporated water ever month or so#also fun fact about benrey: the only reason I have him is because of a divorce#I remember looking for local axolotl listings at the time and I couldn't find any in my city as axolotls are pretty rare here#and then one random october afternoon on my way back to school my senses go off and I'm just like#''I need to check skelbiu.lt'' and lo and behold. a single axolotl listing in my area for 20€#the axolotl was being kept in a plastic tub so the situation was seemingly dire#so my dad set up the meeting (because I was and am too much of a pussy to make calls)#and we met up by this gas station which was by a highway#so I ask the guy ''hey why are you selling this axolotl? they seem pretty rare around here''#and he said ''oh I had a divorce and my wife took the aquarium in it. she didn't take him though''#so yeah this axolotl with a prepetual old traumatized guy face is here because someone's wife took the aquarium in the divorce#I got the 300L community tank through similar means btw#If you want pictures of my other aquatic critters feel free to ask#jūr.txt#jūr.png
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the br kids have forgotten their stw roots 😔
TBH that might even thiner they avrage
#constructors bis#fortnite#fortnite br#fortnite stw#also i remember there being some stuff about br model being a thinner model of stw penny#but the couple comparisons i can find it doesnt seem too much different aside from smaller boobs???#im not logging onto my ps to load up fortnite for a screenshot ngl#fortnite died to me the day epic killed stw#stw's different character types all have somewhat different body types#constructors are beefy bc they basically tank the builds make them more protected#soldiers are more well rounded (jonesy and ramirez/the default skins are all soldier characters)#outlanders and ninjas seem to be similar both pretty slim and agile#also idk why the guy constructors seem to have all skipped leg day#what even is this skin#like who that#i would say im same size as penny/izzy give or take#and im in size 18-20(uk)#idk what the avg is in general in the uk
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i love playing healer <- enduring the curse
#ahhh the joy of watching your tank run off to who knows where without a care for how well you're able to keep up with them#watching them die before you can do shit to help them and then getting yelled at because you didn't magically teleport to their side#maybe don't aggro 50 mobs before deciding to stop and fight them all at once#how are you playing a game where you can be bunny and ride around on a giant cat and take it as seriously as sweaty bros take overwatch comp#this is a lvl 20 dungeon calm down we're not even getting good loot#war flashbacks to my mercy days
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Could you do a criminal minds x reader where reader is viewed as super sweet and dresses brighter and stuff like Penelope but one day they have to come in like super late/by surprise so everyone is in their normal clothes and the bau sees that reader has a big ass, super cool tattoo? And they’re all surprised and stuff
You're looking less-than professional in your backless halter top when you take your seat at the round table, but no one bats an eye until you stand from the chair to leave. Hotch's call of 'Wheels up in 20' means that the room clears as everyone hunts for their gobags, and the second you turn your back to your coworkers a litany of reactions fill the space.
Of course, the most dramatic is from Garcia, but you hear enough to count all of your coworkers, except one. Hotch's brows are raised when you turn back to see them, though - apparently he's not above being startled.
"Woah, hot stuff," Prentiss calls, a grin spreading over her face, "You've got some nice ink back there!"
"I didn't know you had tattoos," JJ muses, staring at you with curious amusement like she's recalculating your image in her mind, "That's really intricate. I like it."
"Oh, it's-" You reach a hand up to stroke awkwardly over the inked skin, "I kind of forgot you'd never seen it before."
"Turn around again!" Garcia gushes, "I wanna look at it."
You spin on command, and Hotch and Rossi are kind enough not to gawp with the others, passing you on their way to the door.
"You've got guts, kid," Rossi grimaces, "I've been in a lot of pain before, but I don't know if I'd willingly sit there for all of that."
"I wouldn't," Hotch shakes his head with a good-natured smile, "Haley and I got small, matching ones in college, and I had a hard time with that one."
"Is that based off of Norse mythology?" Spencer pokes his head around your shoulder to stare bright-eyed at you, "Some of the symbols remind me of-"
"It's just a sick-ass tattoo, Reid." Morgan shoves at his shoulder. peering avidly at the art, "Don't ruin this for everyone."
Reid takes the shove like a champion, smiling kindly, albeit awkwardly at you as he moves for the door himself, "I like it."
"Thanks, Reid," You call, flinching slightly as a hand traces one of the symbols on your back.
"Ooh! Sorry, pumpkin," Garcia calls, the hand drawn away in a flash, "I got too grabby. I just think it's really cool," she takes your hand, leading you towards the door while the others follow to continue staring at your tattoo, "I'd show you my own body art, but it's not really in a spot that I can display in the workplace."
"Well this I've gotta see," Morgan teases, "Let's all huddle in the bathroom on the jet, babygirl, and see what you're hiding."
"It is not for your eyes, Derek Morgan," She huffs, though she's grinning at his attempt. The look in her eyes suggests that the tattoo is not for his eyes because it's something to do with him, and you're eager to giggle over whatever part of her body she's tatted 'babygirl' over later.
For now, though, you rifle through your gobag and shrug on a cardigan, effectively covering your back and its ink.
"It is a crying shame to cover up that artwork," Prentiss laments, "I bet it looks awesome peeking over tank tops."
"You'll see it again at the hotel," You laugh, "I have plans to use the jacuzzi before we leave."
"A jacuzzi sounds fantastic," JJ sighs, "But let's all of us agree that Morgan isn't invited - I wanna see Garcia's tattoo."
#bau x reader#criminal minds x reader#spencer reid x reader#aaron hotchner x reader#jennifer jareau x reader#emily prentiss x reader#derek morgan x reader#penelope garcia x reader#david rossi x reader
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In case it wasn't clear from the post alone but dude has even more misogynistic opinions on his weirdly portugese twitter.
I feel as as german I should be allowed to tear the flags from the blogs of those people and eat them like a fried egg cuz they aren't gonna use em right anyways so I may as well.
If it even needs to be said, knowing NS time and it's 3 or 4 major actors and what horrible things happened and being really into any other part of history that isn't part of the last 200 or so years are things that can very happily coexist. In fact they should cuz nuance an shit but also because only NS time all the time is just fucking depressing.
Why don't girls like history? No no, I mean like, watching YouTube videos about the Wehrmacht, not actually studying history, that's stupid and is for girls.
#And also also this is just my personal standpoint on the matter perhaps a proper NS time education (actual lessons not youtube videos)#reduces both the amount of people kissing tank tracks and leather boots#and the amount of people who claim that shit was made up because the fraction (!)#of victims of the massive hatecrimes that happened happens to be 6 fucking million.#it's not#it's closer to 20 to 25 million#war casualties not included#it's not a controversial thing to ask for#but you know#we are dealing with people here who read All quiet on the western front and claimed it was communist propaganda#because it has the revolutionary take of 'war bad actually'
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the Heavy Edit Splatling! as all splatlings are, 35 per shot, with the gimmick being it fires faster when you fully charge the second ring. kinda like the Hydra's damage bonus, but a fire rate bonus instead. it's bursts aren't as impressive as the Hydra, but it certainly trades that for more consistency. i think i would also call it a more consistent Ballpoint, and Ballpoint's already pretty good, all things considered.
#video#splat series#splatoon 3#9/5/23#with both rings it lets out 2100 damage over 3 seconds.#the Hydra's 3600 is over 4 seconds. so 3 seconds of the Hydra is 2700. it's a pretty respectable sum for the HES.#the rub is that if you just miss the full charge... Hydra does 2240 over just less than four seconds. HUGE drop.#while the HES does a more respectable 2065 over the same timeframe! not to mention the HES charges up a smidge faster.#the ink usage is also much in favour of the HES: 20% tank for full charge to the Hydra's 35% tank.#Heavy Splatling is close- 22.5% per tank- but it has much less damage. like 1200 or so.#that said it charges up in like a second compared to the two seconds those beefy fellas have to take.#back to the ballpoint: the fast firing short range mode has the same DPS#same fire rate and damage will do that. but again: short range mode.#the longer mode fires a bit slower but it does fire further than the HES hopes too.#so it's more like it tries to combine the two firing modes.
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