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[lab-trash]

So, logically here, Marcus would be Lopez. And I'm aware of that.

But Marcus deserves better than Lopez.

[secretsandwritinggs]

The Crimes I Didn't Commit masterlist

This is a collection dedicated to Lab Rats, Lab Rats: Elite Force, and Mighty Med- My works (oneshots or multi chaptered) and questions will be pasted here - Italic are oneshots; Bold are completed :3

It’s Spilling Over and Over 

common ships already: Sebase

Sebase - Chase Davenport/Sebastian Krane

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

i get off work early and go ohoho i can write!! i’ve been desperate to post something!!

but then,,, alas,,, my joints,,, oof ouch

[the-narwhals-awaken]

Bloody Hearts Bingo Day 18

Prompt: Yum Yum, General | Eating food offered to them before realizing that it wasn't what they thought it was

To most people, the situation Chad found himself in with his closest friends would be straight out of a horror movie. Bound hand and foot (and shoulder and leg and abdomen, albeit with only semi-permanent fastenings instead of the triple-layered leather cuffs) to lab tables, deep in the underground lair of a mad scientist who had already been convicted of multiple crimes against 'humanity'. Condsidering the cocktail of liquid steadily seeping into his arm via a tangle of IV cords and the proof that the air could be containing a large number of drugs, he really should have been worrying.

He wasn't. He hadn't worried about whatever Urahara was doing for a while. At the end of the day, Urahara didn't want permanent harm, chased away threats, helped them be more capable of dealing with other problems, and took better care of them than literally anyone else ever had. Even now, Chad was glad for the rest- Shinigami training had been grueling, meant for grown adults with a decade of experience under their belt and not four mostly-self-taught teenagers not even through with puberty. In the lab, bound to the table, the need to be aware of every possible danger was nonexistent.

Urahara tapped at his jaw and he opened his mouth for what turned out to be a small handful of fruit- grapes, pitted cherries, and strawberries. Chad chewed, tucking most of the fruit into his cheek to savor each piece. Urahara nodded approvingly, patted his face (the opposite side of most of the fruit, fortunately), and walked off to feed the others. Occasionally, he adjusted some of the drips or made a few notes, but for the most part it was quiet, only the sound of contented chewing and the background noise of the lab (quiet beeps, things bubbling, air moving) filling the air.

Food kept coming, even as Chad considered dozing for a bit. He didn't need to be aware of anything- just open his mouth whenever Urahara tapped at his jaw and eat whatever was offered. Sometimes, he'd need to take the morsel or be aware enough not to cause a mess (like the slices of very juicy peach) but most of the food didn't even require his eyes to be open.

Some of the food was crunchy- carrot sticks, celery, cucumber, asparagus. Some of it was sticky- fresh fruit, not all of it pitted (though Urahara laughed at the attempts to spit the pits at him), some of it was sweet- honey-roasted nuts and yogurt crickets, some of it was spicy- jalapeno cashews and bits and pieces of pepper, some of it was doughy- various dumplings and bits of buns. All of it was good.

When a bit of meat was tucked between his lips, Chad hardly noticed. It was good- spiced, with a bit of barbeque sauce, and tender enough to fall to pieces without his teeth even needing to get involved. Tsukabishi had really done a good job, Chad mused, then let his thoughts fall back apart into his doze. More meat followed, juicy morsels bursting with flavor.

When the first piece that was still flesh-warm and bloody was put in his mouth, Chad might have been concerned, but he was too distracted with the flavor that burst across his tongue- it was amazing, and despite the fact that he'd actually eaten a fair amount his stomach growled, demanding more. Urahara laughed again, tucking a larger, fattier morsel into his mouth for him to chew on. The next chunk was tougher, more gristley, but Chad ate that up too, along with the next, and the next.

Urahara murmured praise in his ear- he was doing so well, he'd done such a good job, just a few more and then he could sleep, did that sound nice? The next piece still had bone in it, but Chad had been raised right- he scraped all the meat off the bone that he could, then sucked the marrow clean and spat the empty bit of bone at Urahara. That got him head scratches, which in turn pushed him that much further towards sleep.

"Two more," he heard, but words hardly mattered when he was feeling so comfortable. The next piece had what felt like fur on it, and that took a little wrangling- he swallowed it, then coughed for a bit until the feeling that tufts of fur had gotten stuck in his throat vanished. The final piece- it took a bit of time for the words to register in his brain- seemed to be still squirming, but Chad obediently chewed, letting the tangy iron flavor burst between his teeth, then drifted off to sleep with the echoing of Urahara's pleased words in his ears.

[secretsandlabrats]

It's Spilling Over and Over cont

Relationships: Chase Davenport/Sebastian Krane Rating: Mature; Teen and older Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Chapter Two: Catching An Invite Chapters: 2/?

Characters: Adam Davenport, Bree Davenport, Chase Davenport, Donald Davenport, Douglas Davenport, Eddy (Lab Rats), Leo Dooley, Sebastian (Lab Rats), Lexi Krane, Taylor (Lab Rats), Tank (Lab Rats) Additional Tags: Embarrassment, Friends to Enemies, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Falling In Love, Integration, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Mild Language, Mild Gore, Mild Sexual Content, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Light Masochism, Guilty Pleasures, Scars, Blood, Knives, Sexual Tension, Not Beta Read

AO3 LINK: It's Spilling Over and Over Previous Chapter: Beneath Your Armor (Unshield Yourself)

[unknown-cold]

It's funny and weird at the same time how some people call Caitlyn's Evil Cop, or Bad Character, Dictator or whatever. SHE IS NOT!!

Like let's be serious guys, we never saw her kill an innocent person, even when my friend saw the show he is not a fan of Arcane but he saw a lot of comments about it and I also urged him to watch it after all the excitement around it when I asked him about his opinion on the show and especially the character of Caitlyn he told me, he expected after all the posts and comments about her that she would go to Zaun and kill people with her gun he didn't expect that she just wears a costume that looks like a vampire and looks tough and mean, she would get this much hate. He even asked me why people don't talk or blame Ambessa isn't she the main reason behind most of the problems in this season and also Singed or even Silco and his allies?

I couldn't answer him except that people have double standards and are hypocrites because their criticism of Caitlyn's character is not because she did one bad thing but because she is from Piltover and an enforcer. I'm sure if Caitlyn was from Zaun and did worse things they would sympathize with her and love her, so their criticism is so hypocritical and has double standards. In short, their criticism of a character is not because she did bad things, but because of who she is and where she is from.

They forget that silco and his allies kills a lot of people and children, mainly people from the undercity, even kids and he was pay enforcers to kill anyone who opposed him. And in LOL have put a mini game on the clien and there you could find out that Silco use kids as lab rat to test the chem tanks.

If you're really mad at Caitlyn for her bad actions, so why do you sympathize with these criminals??

Btw, I'm glad Caitlyn took them down. They deserved it, for what they did to the Zaun people during Silco's 7 years of rule. He kills an entire family just to control Zaun and flooding an entire city with shimmer.

And I'm sure now someone will come and tell me that Caitlyn used the gas on all of Zaun and killed people with it. Seriously idiot where did you get this? Can you show me a picture from the show that people died because of grey, and if it's true then the characters must are talking about it, that Caitlyn uses grey to kill innocent people. So this claim is not true, we saw at the beginning of episode 3 how Caitlyn used the gas strategically and not randomly and Amanda confirmed that. So she used it to catch gangs there. Bc seriously, 5 people wouldn't go to catch hundreds of gang members that easily, and also if one of the people got hurt Ekko would have talked about it and we know that Ekko is the most loyal person to his people, so even Ekko himself didn't complain about using grey, he and Scar were talking about the gangs that were working with Silco, and they didn't care about gas, why? Because this gas didn't hurt them.

This is clear evidence. What more do you want? The writers confirmed and even in the art book, it is written that Caitlyn used it to take down the Chem-Barons goons and not to eliminate the Zaun people as some stupid claim.

Even if it hurt them and that using it was an evil act, why didn't you say this when Jinx used it on Piltover and injured innocent people, women and children, she didn't target enforcers for example, Jinx use the Grey randomly unlike Caitlyn, but is anyone talking about this? Of course not. And worse when I saw comments saying that Jinx should blow up Piltover again and eliminate the people of Piltover. Like some people have shown their true colors, that they don't care if a character did something bad or good, all they care about is who this character is.

And because Jinx is from Zaun and they have every right to do bad things, but Piltover doesn't even if they do good things they are still bad, what a shallow and ridiculous thinking. some Arcane fandom are probably the most stupid fandom nowadays, to them everyone from Zaun is a perfect angel who never do nothing wrong, everyone from Piltover is a monster with no feelings

The show is not black and white there is not one side is good and another side is bad, that only exists in Disney movies, go and watch it if you are this kind of boring and traditional storytelling.

Arcane proves every day that this show is not for everyone and if you want to enjoy it you have to open your mind well and be open-minded, and most importantly put politics and real life issues aside, and enjoy this fantasy world with flawed characters and good writing. (This show is not designed to solve political issues at the end of the day. It is a show based on a video game)

So there is no need to take this show seriously and insult people and spread false allegations about people who love a fictional character just to feel that you are morally superior, do not see that you look like asshole 🙂

[anonymousangstmonster]

Idea #39

The Fentons were a family of merciless mer hunters.

But when Jack Fenton found a barely-a-year-old, white haired, black scaled, green eyed guppy washed up on their private beach, he couldn’t just leave the little guy to probably get eaten alive by seagulls. He’d always had a soft spot for kids.

He somehow convinced Maddie to let him keep it, as long as he was responsible for it. Jack had to feed it, clean it and it’s tank, train it, make sure it didn’t try to eat people, entertain it, the normal things you have to do to take care of a pet. Sure Maddie was the one that made sure it was fed most of the time since Jack forgot, but he did all the other things! He even gave him a name, Danny.

They actually got to learn a lot about merfolk biology taking care of him.

Over time the pair of scientists grew more and more attached to the little baby mer in their lab. He was practically a son to them. He was so sweet and cute, who wouldn’t love him instantly!

They taught him how to talk(he had such an adorable voice!), they taught him about the outside world(his eyes always sparkled with curiosity and wonder when listening to their stories).

When an old mer hunting friend came over to visit, he told them to be careful, that the creature could be using its siren powers to make them love it. They assured him that Danny’s powers(if he had any) were disabled by the small and unobtrusive cuff around his wrist.

They arranged for a little boy Danny’s age to come for a playdate, since he always seemed so lonely by himself in his artificial habitat. That young boy was named Tucker Foley, and the two hit it off instantly. Playing in the shallow area of Danny’s ‘exhibit’ with beach balls and plastic boats.

More time passed and Danny grew, his aquarium growing along with him.

Sometimes other hunter and scientist friends of the Fentons would come see the lab, and they would see a teenage merman in a comfortable environment and not on an examination table.

The parents wanted to see their boy free and happy, so they released him into the ocean. It wasn’t until later that they realized they never prepared him for the outside world, they never taught him how to hunt for himself, to avoid fishing nets, he might get seriously hurt or even die out there because they were ‘so eager to get rid of him’.

One of their worst fears were confirmed when they found him washed up on their beach bleeding from his tail, abdomen, and arm, unconscious.

Mer au combined with “Danny has always been lab rat” au, and wholesome up until the plot.

“I also just want Jack to invent a ghost(mer) treat and make Danny do tricks for it.” -that applies to this as well. Also I had the idea for that when eating a soft peppermint for the first time in forever.

ALSO GUYS THIS AU IS SHARED WITH @doiyi-yt! GO CHECK OUT HER STUFF UNDER THE #fish boy au TAG!

[secondarysefikura]

While Cloud is by no means stupid, he would be horribly, horribly uneducated.

On account of it's small size and backwater location, most kids in Nibelheim were probably homeschooled. So since Cloud was raised by a poor single mother, he would have had severely limited educational opportunities compared to Tifa or other kids his age.

I imagine he would have had pretty limited education opportunities in the Shinra army too, seeing as the company doesn't strike me as the type to care if their cannon fodder infantry are well educated.

Probably the only time in his life he was in a formal educational setting was when he was being experimented on. Which does not seem like a great place to learn, since I highly doubt the researchers were updating their glorified lab rats on the things they were learning throughout their research.

Needless to say, Cloud would not win "are you smarter than a fifth grader", unless the question asked happened to be about some weird science thing he happened to hear Hojo ramble about while he was semi conscious in a mako tank.

(I do imagine, however, that he would have excellent housekeeping skills. A button fell off your jacket? Don't worry, his mother taught him how to sew when he was 4. Hungry? His mother taught him everything she knew about cooking too. Knitting? He's not super into it but he can make you a scarf or a pair of socks.)

[iloverook]

Some Obey me hcs!

its 1 AM and I'm bored so i decided to do some obey me hcs

Lucifer:

all of your dates would be at quiet places, so you guys can have a bit of peace without his brothers.

LOVES when you bring food for him, like, his working at his office and then you suddenly appears with a plate full of food for him telling him to take a break (he loves to know that you care that much about him, he won't admit it, but you just know)

He loves when you guys cuddle, hug or kiss. His brothers aren't the only ones who needs your attention, the poor guy need some attention too!

definitely has soft spot for you and Mammon. So if you team up with him, you both can ask Lucifer anything and he might give you.

Mammon:

He would definitely steal lucifer's credit card to buy gifts for you, no one can take that out of my mind.

I don't think he would be a big fan of PDA, but it just depends on his mood.

He would be clingy somedays, like, REALLY clingy. You're going to the bathroom? that's okay, he's waiting for you at the door.

Would let you try makeup on him. got a new eyeshadow? he's going to be your lab rat. He would also let you play with his hair. Just don't do anything that can damage it, his hair is a important part of his modeling gigs!

Leviathan:

Loves when you play with him or just show any interest in anything he likes.

Would buy another fish to put on his tank, so henry 2.0 can have a partner too (he would let you name it)

Would definitely buy matching cosplays for you two.

Would teach you how to program your own game (if you're interested in that ofc)

He would need you to say you love him 24/7

Satan:

would buy you matching cat Keychains (he would have it with 24/7)

He loves when you guys have dates at librarys

would name a stray cat after you (unfortunately he can't take the cat home, but he makes sure to send you some pictures of it)

he would buy you any book you want (or lend it to you if you don't want one)

Asmo:

He would compliment you 24/7. What can he do? You're the pretties person he ever seen! (before him ofc)

would make you a skincare routine, and would make sure you follow every single step

would try new makeups on you

50% of his phone gallery are pictures of you guys together

would post a picture of you guys every time you guys go out

Beel:

I can't think of many hcs for him 😞

Would ask you to work out with him

would give you princess treatment

would carry you if you're tired of walking

Belphie:

would try to stay awake so he can go on dates with you

i don't think he smells good, he would be too tired to take baths (you have to force him to)

would use one of your shirts as a pillowcase

he let you play with his hair, it helps him sleep

have a plushie that reminds him of you (he hugs it to sleep when you're not around)

thats what i could think for them! Please forgive me for any spelling mistake, english is not my first language! And thank you so much for reading, it helps me a lot! <3

(i know more about obey me, so any obey me related thing will be bigger than the twisted wonderland ones)

[danieyells]

I feel like you wouldn't even have to do that tbh.

Like I think if you just roll up to Mortkranken and go "I would like to be your personal test subject, please do whatever you want to me" he'd lock you in his lab and you'd have so much of his attention every day

Breaking my own bones just to go see Yuri and get his full attention on me.

Guess you could say I'm a master of seduction.

[homely-lunatic]

one of the things I think is rly interesting about the usher kids' deaths is that there's a clear linear pattern in how much influence verna has on the way they die, starting with virtually no influence and ending in a death 100% orchestrated by her.

like okay. perry's death? completely his fault. the only influence we see verna have on him is in her attempts at convincing him to call off the party and not blackmail people. the acid was already in the tanks, he made the negligent decision to hook up the tanks to the water system without testing them. if he'd never met verna, the party would have gone on exactly as planned and he would have died via acid rain anyways.

then there's camille. her death is similar to perry's in that there's a clear cause -> effect of her breaking into a lab full of chimps hyped up on adrenaline -> being mauled by a chimp, but there's also little hints at verna's interference. camille talks to verna right before she dies, its implied via the photo she takes that the chimp that killed her appeared to her as verna for a moment, and there's also the question of how the chimp got out in the first place. yes she probably would have died in this manner anyways based on her own decisions, but there's slightly more of a direct influence from verna than perry got.

with leo, we know that him initially killing pluto was a hallucination thanks to his drug use, but I get the impression that everything that follows is a blend of verna messing with him and further drug-induced hallucinations. the pet store he visits is actually an abandoned building full of rats that verna alters his perception of, and his visions of her in his apartment definitely feel more verna-induced than drug-induced, yet there's also kind of the implication that all the stuff with the hammer leading up to leo's death is drug hallucination-related. we also see verna appear to him multiple times; she's not just a single mysterious figure at a party or a lone security guard, she's now running a store and coming to his house and talking to him on multiple occasions.

vic is similar to leo in that her death is caused by a slow descent into madness, but the way in which this plays out is directly caused by verna. yes vic was planning on going forward with human trials, but verna is the one who shows up and poses as a test subject. there's still ambiguity when it fully comes to the question of supernatural influence, and verna's insertion into vic's life was more specific than leo's but also broad enough that its reasonable to argue that things might have played out the same had she not been there. would everything with ally dying and vic spiraling have played out the exact same way if the human trial had happened later, or if another test subject had showed up? maybe, but the actual course of events that transpired only happened because of verna's direct influence on them.

but tammy was terrorized for weeks by verna before she died. verna shows up as a replacement escort, then continues to show up in the background of tammy's life. she shows up in her apartment, appears to her in a supernatural-ish way at the goldbug launch, and when it comes to tammy's actual death she's in there fucking with her through the mirrors. I guess you could argue that she still wouldve gotten super paranoid over the launch and maybe started to hallucinate the original escort following her? but unlike the rest of them (except vic, who I feel also falls into this category), her death doesn't feel like it would have necessarily played out the exact same way it did had verna not been there. she only dies because she smashes a mirror that verna is taunting her from.

and then finally frederick, who didnt get a choice (not that he deserved one), verna steps in and 100% causes his death in a very specific way that wouldnt have happened had she not directly interfered with his life.

and then you look at the fact that the siblings died in reverse order of age, which is also in the order of shortest amount of time spent as a member of the usher family to longest, and the fact that the two who objectively had the most interference from verna in their respective deaths were the only two who were actually alive when roderick made the deal..... idk I feel like there's something there.

[leiafandoms24]

Sonic's story is sad but Shadow's is just heart breaking.

So I needed to vent because no one is talking about the fact that Movie Shadow is not Gerald Robotnic's creation and that he is actally an alien from space. So the experiments that G.U.N did on him are even worse (I'm not saying they weren't bad before) when you think about it, because instead on checking vitals on a creature that they created they are quite literally experimenting on Shadow like he is nothing but a lab rat because he's not from earth.

So the when it comes to Shadow and Sonic's jouney on earth it really make's Shadow's story sadder. Sonic was sent to earth, to protect him mind you, and got to hide for like ten years from G.U.N and when they finally found out about him. He had Tom and Maddie protecting him + he soon also had two brothers in Tails and Knuckles. While Shadow, the minute he got to earth (and we don't even know why he was sent to earth in the first place yet or if his comet was even ment for earth) they had thier hands on him. He didn't even get the chance to hide, then he was poked and prodded and lock up in a tank, the only person who didn't seen him as an object that they could use was Maria but G.U.N proceded to take that from him too, then immediatly after they also procceded to lock him up in a tank in cyrosleep for fifty years. (G.U.N not only took his freedom but they also took the only thing he cared about.)

So I can totally see why he would have wanted the annihilation of G.U.N and earth, they really didn't treat him well, so why should he have to treat them with any courtesy?

[lactoseintolerentswag]

Rise Characterizations Pt. 5!!!!!

Okay I promised I'd share my Splinter reference notes, so here I am! Also wanna take a moment to thank everyone reblogging the prev. parts. All the tags/notes are so sweet!!! Anyway, here's our one and only Rat Man,

Splinter Character Notes

Language Habits:

Catchphrase: "HOOOOOT SOUP!!!"

Will yell "whoa/oh nelly!" when in a tight spot or stumbling around

Makes puns/dad jokes, and laughs at said jokes to himself

A poor liar, will skirt around the truth until you drop it

Penchant for interrupting people if he's not interested, devout user of "yada, yada", "ah, bup, bup, bup"

Verbalizes his attacks/moves, something his sons pick up on. Could be a habit picked up from his action star days, such moves include: lights off jitsu, and slow motion jitsu

Uses 2010's slang, (i.e. "totes", "chillaxed"), could see him incorrectly using up to date slang to embarrass his boys

In a group refers to his sons as "boys"

One by one will refer to his sons by their designated colors, but will pull out the full name (not nickname) if the situation is serious

Also refers to Donnie as "the funny one"

Personality:

A performer, well he is an actor after all. He knows how to captivate an audience. Splinter likes attention--something that may be connected to his strict childhood with high expectations--but he also performs for his boys. To keep them happy, but most importantly safe. This also means he keeps his true emotions tucked closely to his chest

Jovial. Despite his dark past and heavy responsibility thrust upon him at a young age, Splinter is always laughing. He finds the fun in everything

Secretive. As mentioned before, Splinter tends to keep things close to his chest. Despite this, he's a terrible liar. He'll just avoid the truth until it comes back to bite him in the ass. This makes him sometimes a little emotionally unavailable

Lazy. He always finds the easiest way to do something, and procrastinate on his responsibilities as long as possible

Vain. He's glory seeking for all the proper attention he lost in his youth. So the Lou Jitsu aspect of his life boosted his ego in irreparable ways. He also uses the identity of Lou Jitsu to escape from the idea of being stuck as a rat. Glorifying the past is way to find comfort for him

Adrenaline junkie. Part of that glory-seeking and glorification of the past manifests into him needing adrenaline to feel alive. (i.e. when he steals the tank)

Attentive and empathetic. He can be a little hare-brained when it comes to remembering the details, but he's always very attentive to his sons needs. In flashbacks he's shown to supply them with items needed for their interests (i.e. little Mikey gets art supplies), and always apologizes when he messes up (i.e. the conversation he had with Donnie). This empathy also extends to other people and animals, as he was sympathetic with Cassandra when she was lamenting about the foot clan and was immediately worried about the turtles Draxum had in his lab

Protective. He would sacrifice everything to save his sons, and he does

Miscellaneous:

His tail is Very expressive, and one of the most active parts of his body, so if you want to subtley show emotion I'd focus on that

Has a Lou Jitsu body pillow

Remembers all his stunt double's names

Snores loudly

Talented singer, can sing opera and lived next to a karaoke bar in Japan

The show he watches the most is called "Soapy Treadmill", a Japanese game show where they throw things like scorpions at people who are soapy on treadmills

Has a "do not touch!" cabinet, full of trophies, mystic artifacts, and mementos of his past

I have a List of all the mentioned Lou Jitsu movie names mentioned in S1, but I'm probably gonna wait till the end of my S2 rewatch and post it separately (it's also long too). Will link here!

I'm also gonna add a recommendation here at the end.

This is for the white and non East Asian folks. I'm not as well-versed in East Asian or Japanese culture, but Splinter is a first generation immigrant! He keeps a distance from his heritage because of the trauma of his youth, and the role Lou Jitsu probably also forced him to westernize his identity to make it more palpable to Hollywood. But it would be a disservice to sever parts of his identity, because one is uncomfortable or not knowledgeable in writing it.

For my white folks intimidated by writing a person of color because they want to get it right, research always helps. Research helps with everything!!! writingwithcolor here on tumblr actually has a lot of useful resources, here's their guideline, and a research chart one of their moderators created, which I personally found to be very helpful. I believe their ask box is closed right now, but if you ask questions in the future be nice!!!!

Anyway I'm gonna do April next :)

[in1-nutshell]

This one goes out for the person asking for a Buddy who was Kon's replacement and gets adopted by the Kents.

Buddy the Super being Kon's replacement

SFW, Platonic, Familial, Kryptonian reader

SUPERFAMILY

Lois was watching a movie with Jon, Ma and Pa when she received the phone call.

It was Clark on the other end.

And by the sounds of it, he was flying back home.

Through the wind blowing past the speaker, she could make out that they would be having a guest over.

Knowing her husband’s range of guests, being as normal as Jimmy to out of this world J’onn.

Guessing since he had taken Kon out with him, this was probably a J’onn level of visit.

It was a few minutes later when there was a knock at the door.

Lois opens the door. Lois: “I was wondering what took you guys so long…” Her voice trailed off seeing the ‘guest’. It was a girl. A teenage girl that looked suspiciously like Kon. A teen that was trying to make herself smaller behind her husband. Lois: “Oh? Hello there.” The girl shifts a bit and nods at her. Kon places a hand on the girl’s shoulder. Kon: “This is Buddy. Buddy this is Lois.” Lois smiles and waves a bit. Lois: “Hi Buddy.” Buddy just nods from her place behind Clark. Lois looks over at Clark. Lois: “Guessing by the similarities to Kon. Another clone?” Clark sheepishly nods. Jon appears from behind Lois. Jon: “Hi! I’m Jon! Are you a clone like Kon?” Buddy is a bit startled by the sudden noise and appearance of the boy, but nods. Clark: “Jon I don’t think—" Jon grabs her hand and pulls her into the house. Jon: “You’re my new sister now. C’mon we’re having soft tacos!” Kon follows behind. Kon: “Hey wait up! She’s my twin first!” Lois blinks a bit as the kids walk into the home. Lois: “…Okay Smallville, start talking.”

And so, the explanation began.

He and Kon were at Lex Corp after having to make a temporary allegiance to the genius to stop the latest threat to Metropolis.

During the temporary allegiance, the heroes accidentally stumbled across Buddy in a tube.

The girl just blinked from her tank as Kon came closer.

Luthor explained that she was going to be the next Supergirl.

A replacement for Superboy.

Except there were a few problems with her and that was why she hadn’t made her public debut yet.

Clark is angry with Luthor for making yet ANOTHER CLONE!

Kon was angry with how Luthor was talking to her like some lab rat.

Granted he literally just met her, but he could already feel a bond forming with the latest clone.

By the end of the day the great evil has been defeated.

Now for the next order of business, the future of the new clone.

After much discussion between the Kryptonian and millionaire, its decided to see who would she choose.

The clone was let out of her tank and given simple instructions to choose her side.

She almost immediately started walking to Luthor, when she stopped suddenly.

She turned to see Clark and Kon and turned back to Luthor.

After a heavy silence she gave Luthor an almost apologetic look and slowly walked to Clark and Kon.

As enraged Luthor was, he was a man of his word and let the three go.

It was Kon who gave the clone a name, Buddy.

After the story was finished and Lois had fully processed what had happened, she went to look for Buddy.

She found the girl listening intently to Ma and Pa’s stories.

Lois: “You mind if I steal Buddy for a second?” Ma nods and ushers the girl to follow Lois. The pair joined Clark outside on the porch. Lois: “You know where the boys went?” Buddy nods and points to the nearby barn. Clark: “… I think they are trying to decide what chicken to show Buddy.” Lois laughs a bit before turning to Buddy. Lois: “I just wanted to let you know that you are welcomed to stay here as long as you want Buddy. Personally, I think you’d make a great addition to the family.” Buddy tilts her head a bit before nodding. Lois: “Not much of a talker, are you?” Buddy shakes her head. Clark places a hand on her shoulder. Clark: “Lois is right though; you are welcomed here.” Buddy stares up at him before nodding. A small smile appears on her face.

It’s a bit of an adjustment in the house with Buddy’s arrival.

Such as showing Buddy how to properly handle her strength and powers.

Something Clark had mostly covered.

So, what if he had to plaster the walls a bit, he’s had practice already.

Getting used to Buddy’s quiet nature was also something to get used to.

Kon and Jon are playing a video game at night. Buddy suddenly appears behind them. Buddy: “Game?” Kon and Jon: “AAAAAAHHHHHH!” Kon: “Don’t scare us like that Buddy!” Buddy looks down. Buddy: “Sorry.” Jon pats her head. Jon: “Its okay! Your almost as quiet as Robin.” Buddy: “Robin?” Kon: “Shh! You might invoke Batman’s adoption sense.” Buddy and Jon look at him confused. Jon: “I don’t think Batman has that…” Kon: “Tim says he has one and I believe it.” Meanwhile at the Watch Tower… Batman is glaring at Superman. Superman raises his eyebrow a bit worried. Superman: “Batman, is there something you want to talk about?” Batman: “You’re hiding something.” Superman suddenly starts internally panicking. Superman: “What do you mean?” Batman: “You’re hiding something, and I will find out one way or another.”

Clark is a bit wary of the newest member, but she silently worms her way into his heart.

It doesn’t help that she starts copying some of his mannerisms.

It reminded him a bit of how Jon used to do it when he was a toddler.

Superman is also the one to raise the idea that Buddy grow her hair out.

Reasons defiantly not because he had already mistaken her and Kon more than 20 times within the same week.

… Listen, he already tried hearing the ‘twins’ heartbeats, but they are too similar!

Lois is glad to have another girl around the house.

She also implemented a mandatory ‘Mother and Daughter’ day every month.

Buddy has a lot to catch up on in the modern world and Mama Lois is going to show her all of it!

Kon loves his shadow.

Buddy was nearly inseparable from him the first few days.

Practically joined to the hip.

He has already claimed the title of ‘Older Twin’, not with any objections from Buddy of course.

Jon absolutely adores his new sister.

He gets to show her around so many places outside the farm (with permission… most of the time, blame that one on Kon’s influence).

Has butt heads with Kon about sister time and who is the better bodyguard.

Has already introduced Damian to her on the promise of not telling Batman yet.

His dad wanted to be the one to break that news.

Damian takes this secret seriously.

…Plus this also gives him the access to two Kryptonians on his away missions!

Buddy was confused at first.

She didn’t know what in the world was happening since she opened her eyes in that tube.

The only thing she did from stepping out of that lab was trust her gut, and so far, it had been the best decision yet.

Buddy loves her new family and would defend it to the end of time.

In the Batcave… Damian and Jon are playing Hide and Seek with Buddy… its been half an hour… Damian: “I told you this was a childish idea.” Jon: “But I told you that putting the lead cuffs was a bad idea! Now I can’t hear her!” A cough startles them. To their horror they see Batman standing behind them with Buddy sitting on his shoulders… hugging part of his head. Buddy waves at them. She pats his head. Buddy: “Buddy new friend. Batman friend.” The hot fear is running through the kids’ veins seeing Buddy continuing to hug the Dark Knight. …And he is smiling!? Meanwhile at the Watch Tower… Superman suddenly stands up. Wonder Woman: “Superman, is everything alright?” Superman: “I don’t know but I have a bad feeling something just happened...”

[dragonpyre]

PLEASE elaborate on those ideas (preferable dc but if you want to also talk abt the 911 ones absolutely go for it!!!)

I'm going to be evil and list every single one of them (all of these are Jason Todd btw)

Vamp Jason. He a lil guy (like 12) and doesn't realize he was turned into a baby vamp until like four months later when all the blood in his body starts to die off and he has nothing to replace it with. Cue frantic worry from his newly adopted family.

Selkie au. Bruce keeps Jason's pelt after he dies, which does fucked up things to Jason when he comes back without it.

Shifter au. to survive the streets, Jason stays in his shifted form. Dick, being like 15 or smth, sees a lil puppy and goes "aw, baby <3" and accidentally kidnaps a child. It's cool though, he's fine with it.

Emergency foster placement. Since Bruce is regestered as a foster parent, in theory he could foster an emergency placement. Well, this nine year old kid just lost his mom, and his dad's in jail. Free baby.

Banshee Jason. During UtRH, Bludhaven gets nuked or whatever. Jason, being a banshee, can feel the mass amount of death happening fairly close by and it's not a good time for anyone.

Kid Jason saves Batman from drowning after a massive moral dilemma.

Lab rat Jason. Ra's likes human experimentation, and now he has free test subject thanks to weird resurrection.

Bruce hires Slade to kill the Joker.

Amnesia Jason number who fucking knows. Fresh out of the pit Jason has literally no memories and Talia just goes "ok fine. new son. whatever". But Jason being dramatic and a teenager eventually figures out he's connected to Bruce somehow and decides to hunt him down with a sword instead of like. calling the guy.

Jason and Cass twins!!!!! Fresh from abandoning her dad, Cass finds a boy who looks eerily familiar and decides to stick with him. They're inseparable now.

Jason has Laz Pit powers. This one's my white whale. I wanna write it so bad but the motivation just isn't there. Basically Ra's commissions/hires a bunch of pregnant women to inject Lazarus juice into themselves to see if it will affect their growing fetus. His goal is to make a self healing fetus for ~mysterious reasons~. Only baby to survive to full term is Jason. Sheila drops him off at the league, gets paid, and leaves. Bruce witnesses all that while training there and is like "hey wtf". So with Talia's help, they manage to sneak both himself and the baby out with no one noticing. Eventually Bruce notices that Jason can heal from any injury in a matter of moments, thanks to the fucked up science done to him in utero. Blah blah blah, years pass, he adopts Dick, and so on. Then Talia shows up one day with a warning that her father is suspicious and then the real plot begins >:3.

Shoved through a portal. Dick and Jason get shoved through a portal by Bruce as their dimension is collapsing and they end up somewhere completely foreign and on their own. Angst. Sadness. Grief. Maybe they're in the MCU now, idk.

The Lazarus Pit regrew Jason's wisdom teeth and now he needs to get them extracted again.

Catalina Flores is Jason's mom via time travel. Yes, Dick is his dad.

Really dark shit I wont put in this cuz massive dead dove. But let's just say Sionis does smth REALLY fucked up during UtRH and that's how Bruce finds out about Jason.

Jason gets migraines. He doesn't know they're migraines cuz he never had them before dying so he thinks a wizard cursed him.

Jason gets drunk, gets arrested, gets ID'd as the dead Jason Todd, and Bruce has to pick him up from the drunk tank. Jason barfs on Bruce's shoes.