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I've never played ff7 before and just beat the remake and it seems like every scene between them is a horror movie for cloud and a meet cute for sephiroth. anyways

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One of my favorite aus for Sefikura has to be soulmates au, I could just imagine them finding out that their soulmates back when Cloud was still a cadet, and at first Cloud is excited but also nervous that the Sephiroth, the silver general, and the man who he greatly admires is his soulmate, but of course that changes the moment after Sephiroth burned his village to the ground and murdered his mom, after that Cloud hates both the very concept of soulmates, and the irony of out of all the people in the planet his soulmate had to be Sephiroth, meanwhile with Sephiroth wouldn’t know what to think of Cloud at first since I’d imagine while growing up people(especially Hojo) would be telling Sephiroth constantly that his soulmate would be almost as great as he was, but instead his soulmate was a young cadet who was still trying to get into SOLDIER, but he decides to wait a bit longer before fully deciding on what he thinks of Cloud. That is of course until he finds out the ‘truth’ about his past, and Cloud ends up killing him for the first time. I imagine Sephiroth’s obsession with Cloud would be even worst in canon, because in his eyes only his soulmate can defeat him, how else would Cloud be able to defeat him even before he was experimented on by Hojo? That they are truly equals, and of course Sephiroth would want even more for Cloud to be by his side as he sails off into the stars, and doesn’t understand why his beloved soulmate keeps denying him.

Oh yeah, Sephiroth would be sooooo much worse if he felt like he had some sort of predestined connection with Cloud. I bet the idea of having a soulmate meant so much to Sephiroth pre-Nibelheim. Having soulmates was a human concept, so the fact he has one is proof that he's human, right? The idea of his soulmate--the idea of Cloud--it's proof that no matter what happens, he has humanity. Later, I think he rejects any notion that having a soulmate links him to humanity. Neither he nor Cloud are truly human anymore afterall, so it's feasible that he could have this bond without being human. (Oh! Imagine the drama when Avalanche finds out that Cloud and Sephiroth are soulmates! I bet Cloud would hide the fact for as long as possible, only for Sephiroth to claim ownership of him in one of his villain monologues that he gives the group. When everyone asks Cloud what Sephiroth is talking about, Sephiroth taunts Cloud for hiding their soulmate connection, especially since it used to mean so much to him.)

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Take a shot everytime Sephiroth says "Cloud."

You will die from alcohol poisoning.

I'm just obsessed with the way that Sephiroth says cloud's name all the time

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Cloud: I'll see you in court.

Sephiroth: It's a date.

Cloud: It's a restraining order.

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Time traveller Cloud having to come up with increasingly insane ways to explain his skills and accidental feats of strength.

He gets seperated from Zack while they're hanging out below plate and someone tries to mug him. He crushes the guy's wrist in one hand (whoops...he only meant to unarm the guy, not break his bones) at the same time Zack finds him.

How'd he do that? Well...uh...um....just cause he's not enhanced doesn't mean he can't defend himself! It's really nothing to look into! Just normal things done by normal person Cloud Strife!

He falls down six flights of stairs and forgets that as a normal person, he probably shouldn't just be able to stand right back up and start walking again like nothing happened.

Is he okay? How is he not in so much pain that he can't stand? Oh, uh, well, you know how shock is! And the fall really wasn't as bad as it looked! He'll just uh...seek medical attention on his own time.

He sees Sephiroth and just instantly punches him in the face, briefly knocking Sephiroth out.

He uh...he can't explain that one.

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Cloud: *about to fall asleep peacefully when he hears a faint noise*

Sephiroth: Hello Cloud.

Cloud, rocketing out of bed: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE? THE DOOR WAS LOCKED! Sephiroth: I used the spare key, of course.

Cloud: But...I don't have a spare key?

Sephiroth: I made my own.

Cloud: You sliced my door off the hinges, didn't you.

Sephiroth: :)

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Favourite ship dynamic: no one truly knows what exactly is going on between the two characters, including the characters themselves. But whatever it is, it's written in the fabric of the universe.

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How did I miss the obvious joke of "the only thing I groomed was my pet chocobo."

The Shinra PR team has strongly advised me not to say what I want to say, I recently realized they never said I couldn't sing what I want to say.

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The Shinra PR team has strongly advised me not to say what I want to say, I recently realized they never said I couldn't sing what I want to say.

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I'm normal about him I swear

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Self reblog because I love this drawing so much.

What a pretty (boy) girl Sephiroth has caught for himself!

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Whoops, I accidently posted an unfinished draft. Forgive me.

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God wants you to sexualize that old man

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Sephiroth, placing a kiss on Cloud's hand: My most cherished puppet.

Cloud, yanking his hand away: If you keep doing shit like this, people are going to think you like me or something. Even I'm starting to think you're into me.

Sephiroth: My most cherished, stupid puppet.

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THERE'S TWO VERSIONS OF ADVENT CHILDREN????

THAT EXPLAINS WHY I KEEP SEEING SCENES I DO NOT REMEMBER AT ALL!!!

Now, where do I buy the complete version?

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Tifa: Thanks for helping out at the bar tonight.

Cloud: Yeah, no worries.

Tifa: I gotta run out back real quick, you'll be fine on your own, right?

Cloud: I got it.

Sephiroth: Hello Cloud.

Cloud: NO.

Sephiroth: Now now Cloud, you can't just kick me out because you don't like me. Without a good reason to kick me out, I could sue the bar for illegal discrimination.

Cloud: You definitely couldn't but fine. What do you want?

Sephiroth: What I want, Cloud, is--what are you doing?

Cloud, pulling out a sign that reads "no shoes, no shirt, no service": Preventing the bar from being sued. Now get out.

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you cannot fix that blond man please step away and let the professionals take over