#tall hood

[rollerman1]

[ashoss]

jason starts counting his age from his Dip in the Pit (tm)

i saw a textpost on here about jason not knowing how old he actually is (and unsure whether to count the days in his grave) and so he just ,, starts counting his age from when he was dipped in the lazarus pit. this causes damian to start calling him his little brother . if you run across it please tag me in it🙏

EDIT: found it :)

[webshood]

Jason being a "tall" guy even in the universes where he didn't get dunked in the pit, the difference is that a Jason who got Lazarus's skin care treatment is usually 6'6, the versions of him who don't are usually 5'6 to 6'0.

Batman, who accidentally entered a alternate dimension, seeing a version of Jason who's not towering over him and not as large as a Kardashian's fridge: You're not my baby.

[unidentifiedgothamite]

dick: what are you guys doing?

tim, frozen in surprise, as damian struggled against his bonds, apples scattered around them: uh... it's not what it looks like

steph, oblivious: i got it! he's 11 apples tall

jason, a little shit: damn, we were one off. i thought it'd be 10

[shishibaswife]

OG HOMICIPHER FANS WHERE AR EYALL 😫😫after months of waiting, IT FINALLY GOT RELEASED 😭😭😭 TOO BAD IM TOO BROKE FOR TS. mr chopped my son 😿😿 I love him sm

Mr crawling growing on me 😭🙏 fyp full of him cuz ITS FINALLY GETTING FAMOUS 🤤 BUT I WILL NEVER REPLACE MY GLORIOUS WIFE SCARLETELLA (PLEASE I am NOT your strongest soldier)

[deadsetobsessions]

Danny, a short 17 year old halfa: omg you’re so tall, you look like a giraffe

Jason, who has more than five siblings: That’s why you’re dead built like a baked bean

Danny, going ghost immediately, eyes glowing and snarling: A BAKED- A BAKED BEAN?!?!?!

——

Later:

Danny, feral with short people rage;

Jason, clinging onto his taller girlfriend: ahhhhh! Get your fucking brother, Jazz!

Jazz, hugging Jason: awe, he don’t bite

Jason, looking at Danny who very much does bite: yes he do!!

[herbatahleb]

Oh no there's two of them

[padsmoony04]

I would climb him like a clingy koala

[radiance1]

Killer Croc and Jack Fenton are brothers.

Killer Croc was the first born, just a about 5 years older than Jack. Their father was a large man, much larger than should be possible considering he never had a meta gene.

But oh boy would it have not surprised them if he did. Because that man was strong, 10 feet tall, and shrugged off things that would injure most people.

Like a brick to the head.

Anyways.

Croc was entranced with his younger brother; he was so small so much tinier than he had any right to be, and cuter than a button. He babbled like most babies do, but Croc wouldn't think twice before calling his baby brother the best baby of them all.

His dad could fit him in the palm of his hand easily! Which was just one of Jack's many great qualities in his opinion!

Croc and Jack's parents weren't really on the best of terms, Croc could tell. He didn't know why, really, but he didn't want his baby bro to feel unloved in any sort of way, and it's not like he really had friends to hang out with, plus his parents were busy with jobs.

So he mostly spent his time taking care of and playing with Jack. Changing diapers, feeding him, lifting him up and down with his tail, just the normal sibling stuff.

He feels kind of bad for his dad though, whatever kind of job he had didn't even let him come home most days, and when he did he could barely even walk upright without falling asleep and jolting awake. He still made time for them, however, when he got those rare few off days.

He's honestly surprised that man managed to drive a car properly in the state he was in.

Their mother was often out of the house, Crocc didn't know what she was doing but he just thought it was like his dad. Unlike his dad, however, she didn't really like him. He didn't really know why, nor did he really care either if he was to be honest.

Around a year later the tension between their parents got so thick it could be cut with a butter knife. Then it turned to arguments in the rare times they both were in the house, he didn't even know his parents could make such cutting remarks to each other, and then both of them being in the house less than before.

Then when he turned 10, and Jack 5. They got divorced. Croc was left with his mother and Jack got taken by his father. His mother didn't take the divorce well, really, probably because at the same time she got fired from whatever the hell she was doing and was left jobless.

Then she dropped the bomb on his that his dad wasn't even his actual dad and Jack is only his half-sibling and then promptly abandoned him in the sewers with the rats and what was most likely very poisoned water due to it being the sewers and Gotham.

Well. Fuck.

Croc thinks that Jack doesn't even remember him due to how young he was, nor did he ever see his dad again cause, y'know, being abandoned in the sewers and all.

Then multiple years later he ran into his brother again and got DAMN was he tall. Not taller than him, but it was basically the equivalent of a gut punch to Croc, because he remembers his baby bro being so tiny, so baby.

He blames his father's genes for him being 8 feet taller now. A head shorter than him, sure. But he wants back his small baby bro alright.

Then he finds out his baby bro has a family.

And fuck did he not want to involve himself anymore in fear of being a catalyst for tearing said family apart due to being, well, him and all. Then he was promptly (quite literally) dragged over to meet said family despite his stance on the matter.

Then he finds out he's just treated like a normal person with zero amount of fear. His wife? She had to have a giant in her family too because she was 7 feet tall and was smart enough to kick his ass.

His daughter? 6 feet tall and their first meeting she accidently became his therapist. Also, he was sure she was a meta of some kind, probably something to do with wolves.

Then finally, their son.

It felt like he was thrown back to his childhood when he saw him, he looked so much like Jack did, and he was so, so tiny just like his baby bro was. He had to physically hold himself back from doing anything with the kid because he feared he would accidentally break him or something.

Then he found out that apparently his nephew was half-dead and that his brother and his wife hated ghosts with a passion, built a portal to the other side, had their city attack by the ghost king and then promptly found out about their son's half-dead status and had to do a major revamp of basically everything they knew and acted upon.

Which they're still working on.

Oh and also their daughter is a werewolf, she had a meta gene from someone of his dad's side and only recently activated it.

All of that which was a lot to take in for old Killer Croc, also he knew his niece had something to do with wolves.

So, Killer Croc in all of his life from the point of being abandoned at up to now, decided to go screw the bats and whatever they're attempts of figuring out what the fuck's going on with him (look at you Red Hood.) and decided to try and integrate himself into this family and brother's life again as best he can.

[banterbat]

frick you *cat stickers your secret bird club*

[thenewgirl76]

Jazz and Jason have been dating for two and a half weeks now. And in this timeframe Danny still hasn't warmed up to the former Crime Lord. Not even when Jason makes the decision to share his vigilante i.d. with Danny.

As a last ditch effort Jazz leaves Danny in her boyfriend's care while she completes her college semester. She's eager to get back to their shared apartment once finals are over, more so when Jason tells her on the phone both he and Danny have a surprise waiting for her.

To say that she was woefully unprepared for what this surprise that awaited her at home turned out to be would be quite the understatement. As never in her wildest dreams did she expect to be met with her little brother having gone through yet another just as drastic though much less extreme change.

*while halfway through the door*

Jazz: So, what's this about you two having a surprise for me?

*smirking slyly*

Jason: Danny! Jazz is home!

*apartment practically shakes from the heavy thud of footsteps, followed by the appearance of a behemoth of a seventeen year old*

Danny: Jazzy, you're finally back!

*after sweeping her into a bear hug*

Danny: Ok, I admit it. I was wrong about him. From here on out I'm completely on board! When you guys get married, can I be the best.... Uh, Jazz? You okay there?

*quivering with horror while struggling to face Jason, still trapped in Danny's arms*

Jazz: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LITTLE BROTHER?!

[rollerman1]

[ashoss]

If you’re still taking requests, Diana and Jason?

he has this photo printed out

[digitaldoz3]

Whenever all the civilians have been evacuated from an area being attacked by rogues the Batfam like to excecute Order 66

This does nothing but send in Red Hood to fuck shit up

Like they’ll have gotten everyone out of a building being attacked and one of them will ominously stare whatever rogue it is dead in the eye and say “Excecute Order 66” and leave without another word. Before the rogue can respond Red Hood is just. there. and ready to cause absolute chaos

[crabsnpersimmons]

Boop a doop doop. :3

a boop! i'll have Sun boop you back!

you're... uh, you're gonna have to get closer to him to get your boop, if he tries to walk, he will trip and fall

context: Clip's april fools prank this year was hiding away all of his and Moon's clothes and leaving them with cat onesies—Sun's is too big for him..

yes it is past april fools

no Clip has not brought them back their clothes yet

EDIT: and here's Moon's onesie!

[purplecarseat]

Lo! Gideon be upon ye