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ntaras · 1 year ago
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i think people in the mortal kombat fandom should be required to pick one female character and write a study on them before they can do anything else
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monsterinside13 · 2 years ago
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I know nothing about the Mario movie except the first two trailers but I’m gonna say my theory for it is he gets sucked into the game and he’s playing as Mario or turned into him or whatever
I’m hoping that’s why Mario sounds like a dude and not Mario,
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billskaarsgard · 18 days ago
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Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about grief and the passing of his mother
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mangosteen · 5 months ago
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cunning-and-cool · 2 months ago
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idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me
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puppyeared · 2 months ago
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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
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yeepof · 4 months ago
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I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences
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claesade · 3 months ago
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okay so i work in the deli of a grocery store, yeah? and today i got this guy who came up with his two twin children, around five years old. he walks up to the counter, carrying one kid in each arm, and loudly goes "oh, no, i forgot what i wanted!" and turns to the boy in his left arm and, in a perfect blues clues style voice, goes "caleb, do you remember what i wanted?" and the boy goes "half pound of yellow cheese!"
i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.
then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.
then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.
later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.
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gabrielora · 7 months ago
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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
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ntaras · 1 year ago
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shout out to that guy still stuffing food in his mouth as he left with everyone else when the lin kuei arrived
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dradelcra · 3 months ago
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Guys, Netflix is going to make a modern day adaptation of Dorian Gray and they're making Basil and Dorian brothers
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sexygaywizard · 4 months ago
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FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗
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razzafrazzle · 3 months ago
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Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)
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bird-prince-art · 21 days ago
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friend made my birthday cake
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cordspaghetti · 5 months ago
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really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever
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