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[aminarocks]

We need a designated weirdly not sane friend. Do you have anyone in mind? Because I only know pretty normal people. Yeah, the cats wouldn't tell you no if they could, so good luck with that. Oh, excellent. I'm sure people love seeing your stuff when they're walking around, because it's truly holiday goods.

Maybe that's the real catch, is just making sure that there is someone else out there who is even the tiniest bit less sane than you, so that you look good? I mean, it works for me. I try to! I can't guarantee that I'm right, but what are the cats really going to do, tell me no, I'm wrong? They couldn't. I've stopped in a couple of times, it's seemed like you've kept busy! I have poinsettias, greenery, trees, wreaths… all the good stuff. We're welling quite a bit, too!

[dropsofs4turn]

starting to think im the only single one out of all my friends.

[oh-munda-kukkad-kamaal-da]

You guys have no fucking right to be sad while I'm busy, stay happy, or I'll tickle you guys and burrito wrap you all >:(

[aminarocks]

And I'm sure you need the sleep. I know I will after the market and all of the holiday sales at the shop, to be honest. We stay closed for a few days for that exact reason.

I love that! Yeah, me too. Everyone loves a little extra time to sleep haha. And then getting to relax as well.

[jingerpi]

popular YouTube channels are great and informative until they make a video about a topic you're informed on and then the house of cards comes crashing down as you realize how utterly wrong they are about most things

[tolerateit]

[pauls-mescal]

Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about grief and the passing of his mother

[specialshinytrinkets]

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love when you go to the club and the DJ sets the water level up high and everyone starts swimmin

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[mangosteen]

[cunning-and-cool]

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[ode-2-joy]

okay so i work in the deli of a grocery store, yeah? and today i got this guy who came up with his two twin children, around five years old. he walks up to the counter, carrying one kid in each arm, and loudly goes "oh, no, i forgot what i wanted!" and turns to the boy in his left arm and, in a perfect blues clues style voice, goes "caleb, do you remember what i wanted?" and the boy goes "half pound of yellow cheese!"

i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.

then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.

then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.

later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.

[gabrielora]

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.