#tmagp incorrect quotes

[thermodynamic-comedian]

that one meme but the typical roles are reversed because it makes more sense for them.

alice: it's pride month, lena. you know what that means.

lena: what.

lena: do you want me to give you like. gay cases to assess. what.

alice: [slowly walks away, grinning]

[s1i9d]

“Hi, I’m Trevor Herbert. The Minister. And you’re watching The Magnus Protocol.”

*tortured OIAR and Fandom screams in the background*

[st4r-t3ars]

Elias: Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Martin: I did. I broke it.

Elias: No. No, you didn’t. Jon?

Jon: Don’t look at me. Look at Melanie!

Melanie: What?! I didn’t break it.

Jon: Huh. That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Melanie: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Jon: Suspicious.

Melanie: No, it’s not!

Basira: If it matters, probably not… Tim was the last one to use it.

Tim: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Basira: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Tim: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!

Martin: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Elias.

Elias: No. Who broke it?

Melanie: Daisy’s been awfully quiet…

Daisy: Really?!

Melanie: Yeah, really!

-

Elias: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces.

[lemonduckisnowawake]

Sam: Why are your hands shaking?

Dr. F Welling: That's my skeleton getting ready to hatch

Sam: W-what?

[ratboyvince]

Alice: Meow

Sam: Meow

Alice: grown ass man

Sam: BITCH???

[cade-space]

Johnathan Sims: I may be a hater and a gatekeeper, but I'm also gods favorite princess and the most interesting boy in the world.

[they-thespian666]

Cringetober day 14: incorrect quote

Finally a series I can use my favorite No Evil line on!!!!!!!!

[restlesschilled]

ALICE : “The things I would do to that boy. I mean, not now that I know you're interested in him. But, oh, sweet holy Lord, I would ride that one-legged pony all the way around the corral."

CELIA: “Alice”

ALICE: "Sorry. Do you think you'd have to be on top?"

CELIA: “Alice”

[gunpowdertimsleftgun]

silly little quotes from me and People Around Me(tm) as TMA/MAGP characters

"why am I in the dark"(me) - basira

"badgrav 31(tic). FUCK." (three seconds later) "badgrav 31. WHAT THE FUCK"(me) - jon, probably

"beating up old men >>>>"(me) - gerry

"the man the myth the jar-of-dirt-haver"(me, again) - tim, probably

"gonna go keep murdering a character ai bot now byeee :))"(me) - melanie

"maybe i just See shit differently"(also me) - jon but on something

"MY FAVOURITE SPIRALLY BOY-GIRL-NOT-REALLY-A-PERSON!!"(me again) - melanie or gerry

"they ain't get to be straight"(@skelle404) followed by "we like GAY SEX in this house"(me) - tim n sasha

BONUS SILLY

[m0on-shro0m]

Gordon, to Peter Lukas: You sail too much, barely talk at all, and your morals are highly questionable.

Peter Lukas: …

Gordon: You are everything I’ve ever wanted in a partner!

[thermodynamic-comedian]

alice, looking into lena's office: what do you reckon she does all night in there?

gwen: her job, unlike you.

alice: i think she's playing cruelty squad.

gwen: ...

alice: look at the reflection on her glasses.

[thermodynamic-comedian]

gwendolyn bouchard: really the worst part about finding out my manager is a murderer was finding out that she kind of sucks at being a murderer. like, i can get behind the murder aspect easily, but that's just kind of embarrassing.

[thermodynamic-comedian]

lena, whispering alone in her office: if i can fill out this form in five minutes i will have earned a painkiller

augustus, inside the computer: hey king have you considered violence. you should be committing acts of violence. also lay off the cigarettes man seriously

lena: hhuh. y'know, you're a very weird text to speech program

[thermodynamic-comedian]

more tmagp as textposts and memes yippeee yayyy

celia

needles

lena and alice

what alice posts during work hours

sam and alice

gwen and alice

sam and lena

ink5oul

[thermodynamic-comedian]

alice: heyy, would you mind filling out this form real quick?

lena:...alice. this is an assessment form for diagnosing ocd. what are you trying to tell me

alice: don't mind that lol just fill it out

[thermodynamic-comedian]

lena: i want this to be a safe space for everyone

alice: i once heard you describe expressing emotions as a "slippery slope"