#talk to me-
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I beg-
Someone out there in the vast sea of Tumblr must be willing enough to wanna talk about star wars young Jedi adventures with me 🥲
I got almost no one who I can just go on and one about these silly Jedi younglings and the royals (specifically Cyrus & Inaya-)
Tumblr do your thing and find me some friends
Have a good day/night!!!
October 2/2024
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20K HN… THE LOANS…
#this has happened to me several times in the past year but im talking about a new one right now#gumys big hits#hi shakespeare big fan of your fake dating au
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Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about grief and the passing of his mother
#andrew garfield#agarfieldedit#andrewgarfieldedit#gif#dilfgifs#mancandykings#flawlessgentlemen#dailymenedit#dailycelebs#userbbelcher#usersavana#userchristineb#underbetelgeuse#gaybuckybarnes#usereri#useraurore#userallisyn#tuserpolly#usergal#userdarren#usertyger#flawlesscelebs#the way he talks about it makes me feel so in love#this interaction made me dsfhgdhjsdf
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friend made my birthday cake
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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.
#personal#back to work tomorrow prepare thyself#i have had other adults try to take my phone away ask if I have a tardy pass the aforementioned detention incident-#THE LIST GOES ON#i usually get an apology after they realize im twenty fucking six but sometimes im like#....if you need to apologize this profusely for talking to me like that when you realized i wasn't a student#maybe you shouldn't be talking to the students like that either?#i get it they're irritating as hell but like. as soon as you realized i could report you for yelling at me the way u just did#u HELLA backtracked.#maybe some self reflection is in order?
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cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"
#more beautiful quotes from the beautiful man include#'sorry for crying talking about getting fucked in the ass makes me so...how you say....nostalgic'#and#'i am so sad you have diseases i want to exchange blood. with you“#t'adore that fucker
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this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf
#im just going to communicate using hieroglyphics now#words are not enough for the fucking brain rot I can’t talk thru it anymore#my brain is just a vessel for mold#im piloted by mold#im molded by mold#my useless stupid princess babygirl…………………….#this is getting out of hand and I haven’t even seen the romance yet fuck!! what will happen to me !!#fuck!!
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a lot of stories treat romance like it makes the relationship between two characters self explanatory and to be honest it doesn’t
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SUNSET AFTER 7PM NEVER KILL YOURSELF
#talking to strangers#it was 7:30 here hehe#stop telling me you like it to get dark earlier idgaffffffffff#hit post
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The majority of the Earth’s rodents: How do you survive environments with practically zero oxygen, feel no pain, and live for decades when none of the rest of us can???
Naked mole-rats:
#naked mole rat#animals#esoteric biology jokes#memes#I’m bald#I love this meme sm every time someone uses ‘I’m bald’ like this it gets a snort outta me#also real talk go read up on naked mole rats they’re doing wild stuff with their physiology#I’m impatiently awaiting a good NMR popsci book to come out#but alas I still haven’t found a really good one
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party rockers in the
#im sure someone has already made this joke but i think im hilarious#house md#hate crimes md#greg house#gregory house#james wilson#lisa cuddy#i feel like such a loser tagging things like look at me give me attention god. shut up.#scout talks house
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someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think
#thisss wass going to be just one little sketch lord help me#the guys you put on this earth to finish their psych degrees are drawing pathetic men again#jayvik#arcane#viktor arcane#jayce talis#my art#fanart#i have uni and work and also therapy to do but i got sick this week so i think i read like. over 30 fics yesterday like i was struck#by some affliction legitimately#please talk with me about them. this is a cry for help#i drew all these while listening to circa survive on repeat do you understand what that does to a man
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crown jewel/stained glass jello cakes are like beautiful angels to me. it's fruity and delicious. it's retro kitsch. it's an edible example of midcentury minimalist art in every cross section.

i understand the 50s housewife appeal here. if i rolled up to the potluck with a fugly cobbler and my neighbor brought one of these i may have to end my stupid sloppy fruit life.
#i genuinely find nothing more beautiful than this. why.#my dad literally came home and started talking to me abt hmong jello while i was writing this post what are the odds.#jello fever in the air tonite....#.txt
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so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication

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ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid
#you couldn’t pay me to admit tech illiteracy of this magnitude in public in a million years#for reference the warning they’re talking about not being able to navigate has two buttons#one that says yes continue and one that says no go back
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