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my partner is asleep still and i feel like i need to just yell about something so here I go
first point: I do not like slow songs, generally. I enjoy fast, upbeat music. The song doesn't have to be about upbeat things, but I do not have the attention span for slow songs. My favorite genre of music is EDM, with more specifically like... progressive house and dubstep. So not liking slow songs isn't really surprising based on that.
But holy shit... I HATE acoustic versions of songs. Like, HATE them with a passion. Take a song I like? and make it SLOWER? take out everything I liked about the song? Fucking absolutely not. Skip for me. I hate it. It has always been that way for me and I have never listened to an acoustic version of a song I liked.
Ok so recently when I heard the new version of Blue, the I'm Good (Blue) version with David Guetta and Bebe Rexha, I was hit with disgust. How dare you touch such a classic song with the vocals of Bebe Rexha of ALL people (hate her vocals!). But maybe its the lack of new music I like recently, but the song has grown on me. It's just a fun dance song! Like, def not my favorite all-time song but of all the new songs recently, it is probs my #1 (which.... isn't saying something good but whatever!).
But then..... I heard it. the most viscerally disgusting thing in the world. They put out an ACOUSTIC VERSION!!!! EXCUSE ME???
It is genuinely one of the worst things I have ever heard. It took out EVERYTHING that made the song enjoyable. Like it makes me see fucking red. Why does every god damn song need an acoustic version?????
youtube
Here is the garbage if you've havent heard it. Id love to know what anyone else thinks cuz I feel like Im losing my mind
Once Paramore drops their new album on 2/10 and Skrillex puts out TWO!!!! albums soon I'll stfu and be happy and never complain again but until then.... I'm throwing up and crying over how awful this is
#btw this is my OPINION#if you like the song i truly don't give a fuck!!!!!#but good godddddd#its so bad im sorry#my fav genres fall into edm and pop punk so#take that w a grain of salt i guess???#Youtube
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squinting. no energy. can i explain enough context to even ask. am i low threshold for reading into potential horniness w these two or are they already being horny. over houses extremely metal withdrawal self injury that hes just like. no comment indulging. and kneeling in front of him to not correctly treat as per houses withdrawal self harm instructions. as they both ignore whatsherface [i dont have subtitles idk how to spell her name]
#ITS. well. i have to imagine. i should take everything abt this show w ten thousand grains of salt. given that i already am.#but the house disability shit................................... accidentally or not................. is extremely fucking real#and. irritating. bc this is the ableism from ur friends show. but irritating in a gratifying way? i guess
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PEAKY P-KEY'S TRIUMPHAL ALBUM HAS BEEN RELEASED!!!! here is the following links for each song in order of the album!!!!!
Absolute
OVERWHELM!
One's Believing
Ultimate Vista
Never lose
Let's do it!
Electric Chaos★Countdown
Echoing Chaos☆Countdown
INVINCIBLE☆moment
PEAKY FORCE
hanamuke
Shiki no Uta (Shinobu Solo cover)
Ao to Natsu (Yuka Solo cover)
Fuwa Fuwa Time (Esora Solo Cover)
Onegai Muscle (Muscle Trio +Saori cover)
Choose me Choose love
Doki Dokiss
Let's do the 'Big Bang!' (EG NURemix)
hope you enjoy the playlist (i sure am lmao--)
#crow talks#d4dj#d4dj groovy mix#peaky p-key#hehehehehhehe.#rlly weird they don't have kyoko's solo tho..... wonder why.#in the announcement vid for the album it said that her cover of hello would be there but it isnt..... oh well....#im guessing theyre gonna do this w the other units but idk take what i say w a grain of salt#bc if what i think is right this means they might do a general album w every unit's popular song w every vocalist's solo cover as the bonus#im not putting my thoughts on the songs here btw bc i think the tags would be too long (especially ones involving yellow and green idiots)#im gonnna yell abt it to myself instead lol#hope you guys enjoy the album!!
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I am once again posting furry satosugu
#yes one of these is from last time. but I colored it so it coutns as new I guess idk#take these colors w a grain of salt cause theyre slightly darkened by me using the sketches on multiply to color them 👍#shoutout to the fix-it au cooking in my brain that just so happens to also be using these furry designs cause i hate drawing humans lmao#i guess what im saying with that is expect more furry jjk art. lol. i will not apologize i have found my calling and its drawing my favorit#anime boys as furries <333 and girls. was gonna throw in a doodle with shoko but i cant decide on a specie for her yet rip#also these are not getting maintagged if you get here from a search cause i spoke in the post sorry. but i have heard bad things about this#fandom so i will not be broadcasting my furries to the wider community out of fear lmao#i think i would be killed on sight if i did for making gojo a dog but i am not sorry he is so dog coded to me. not my fault. also i love#cat x dog and there is no way in hell i could get away with dog geto cause he is SO kitty#on that note i am once again clarifying that getos a cat and gojos a husky <3 sorry my style makes everything look like cats im a cat artis#i promise next time i post jjk furries it wont just be these gays#oh i should make a tag for these huh. uhhh no creative tag just#jjk furries#sure. lol. thats the file name for these anyway so why not#zoracontent#zora arts
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i rant about resident evil and their writing / inclusion of the girls.
i jsut want 2 girls to go on their fucked up little adventures together is that too much to ask
i finally got to the halfway point of code veronica X and GODDDD i fucking knew they were gonna do this goddamn shit w/ steve and claire. i knew from the goddamn beginning even if i didnt want to admoit it...... residetn evil just cant be normal w/ a girl being paired w/ a guy. they just fucking cant
i understand that this is seen more among the older games (ashley + leon from re4 as well) and i cant speak for the og re3 nemesis but the way they wrote carlos and jill? its just.... why make these male characters say such bizarre and degrading and just ? nasty comments towards the female protag? do you really expecvt us to root for them? i just dont fcuking undeerstand, and this occurs in a remake too! they didnt bother to maybe just maaaybe take that bulllshit out. because jill's uncomfortable. IM uncomfortable. its just. godddd who the fuck caaaares STOP THIS TROPE
you see this same thing w/ steve and claire.... not oonly is steve incredibly fucking annoying the first second we meet him, he also continually acts as a nuisance towards her for a good quarter of the game. yeah sure theyre just building up to the Ground Breaking Emo backstory drop later, but. you already made me fucking hate this loser so goddamn much meaning im not gonna give a single shit about his development later. I JUST DONT CARE FOR HIM !!!!!! THEM MAKING HIM SO ANNOYINH RUINED ANY CHANCE OF ME CHANGING MY MIDN LATER.......
and GOD havent even mentioned this yet but. when i saw the little preview thing w/ the 3 characters w/ claire + chris i saw [steve] and went.... [eyeballs] hello whos this? long story short i thoiught he was a butch lesbian and i got SO excite d b c residtn ebil has yet to pair a girl up w/ anothner girl around the same age but noooooo instead i got this pathetic loser of a man (derogatory). the closest we have to 2 girls being fucked up together is mia and zoe in re7. but thats like. mainly a side thing. and mia isnt even the protag so
which leads me to the next thng i wanted to talk about. i think mnmen are super cool ofc and i hate to be that Bitch and pull that Card but good freaking god why must there be a man FOR EVERY SINGLE FEMALE CHARACTER IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN SERIES...... andit woudlnt be huge deal if they were noraml w/ these pairings but theyre NOT..... THEY MAKE IT WEIRD EVERY SINGLE TIME..... STEVE LITERALLY ALMOST KISSES CLAIRE WHILE SHE'S ASLEEP........ CARLOS CONSISTENTLY MAKES UNNECESSARILY WEIRD COMMENTS TOWARD JILL......... ASHLEY RANDOMLY AWSKS FOR SEX AT THE END OF RE4............ WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AOBUT? good for ashley for shooting her shot i guess though but considering yhe game's previous comments towards ashleu and her figure.... it was blatantly put in to sexualize her furtyher
maybe its thr lesbian in me popping out maybe its the aromantic in me popping out WHO KNOWS all i know is that. resident evil makes me very upset sometimes dflkgnjg i love the games i love the characters (esp the girls big surprise i know) but jesus christ. somethings i just can't ignore. and this is cerrtainly one of them. a girl just can't exist out of a guy according to capcom. and that sort of idea is suuuper evident in how they portray and include their women. you could have a girl protag (re3, recv etc) but theres always a 99% chance theres gonna be a man tagging along + continually saving their asses and theres almost alwaysa an even HIGHER chance that theyre meant to be seen as a romantic interest! and its exhausting@!!!!!
long story short . i get im not resident evil's target audience . but im still gonna be pissed and annoyed . the girls deserve better .
im def gonna have to go more in depth abt resident evil and their writing of relationships (or lack thereof) some other time but just for now. the best written ones are claire + sherry and mia + ethan goodbye
#resident evil#mine#text#my thoughts#[emma mountebank voice] ok :) i’m done#take this all w/ a grain of salt i guess#or dont i dont care#i also lost my train of thought. so ill add more if it ever comes to me. but for nwo. this is the bulk of it i think#my RE tag#RE
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meatbun rly didn’t need to add that engong-gege bit in erha bcs (as far as i remember) it was literally never mentioned before. maybe. idk. but like consider:
mr suffering is kind of funny sometimes
#buzz#just kidding they kicked me when i was shattered on the godforsaken ground#erha#erha spoilers#i’m shattered now i’m spillin out indeed#also take me w a grain of salt bcs i am Incredibly tired and incredibly emotionally invested in erha like painfully so#i cry every time i see them they are so stupid and i love them#like mr was already going through it w the Consequences of his (not completely his fault) Actions and then it’s just like ‘hey remember the#‘remember the guy that literally saved your life in your childhood??? Guess WHO??????’ and mr is like PLEASE#i was crying and screaming at that point so i don’t remember too much tho. altho i Had already been crying and screaming for a while but li#like still#2ha#2ha spoilers#ranwan#technically idk
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oh, hiiii 🤗💛💛💛
what's your favorite art movement?
hiiiii !! im sadly not very well-versed in art history but! i have a particular attachment to art nouveau when it comes to architecture (side effects of growing up in brussels)
#when it comes to paintings . this isnt based on long n in depth research so take it w a grain of salt i guess but#impressionism & romanticism might be the ones for me#thank you for asking <3
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Can you guide me to the blind item?
@ another anon cite your sources
#i haven't seen it myself but I'm guessing deuxmoi? or the gossip boards#take it all w a grain of salt ofc#blorbocedes ask
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so particles can affect each other in a bunch of funky ways across space and time but i’m meant to accept that there aren’t people and places and things that im tied to by fate. like i’m just supposed to sit here knowing an atom just did a thing and it impacted something so far from it and what? accept that i’m not affected and affecting things in turn? ok sure sure sure cool cool
#sounds lonely to think that things aren’t tied to one another#this is also based on my limited and possibly outdated recollection of basic physics#so like take it w a grain of salt i guess#eating soup and being warm inside kinda thought
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I like that I picked out Goth to read (the non fiction not the fiction one tho I have to read that at some point too) as something quick to read and it's so... it's fine
#the reality that a lot of subcultures for people are rebellions against their own middle class suburban upbringing is sooo funny to me#like your music/art/etc has related to so many working class people and people of color#but u can't really see much beyond ur own suburban experience lol#i knew a lot of huge bands were like that bc so much of 'right time right place' is constructed by whiteness and class#and i have beef bc i'd argue blues has a huge bearing on goth music but we aren't discussing that i guess.#'bela lugosi's dead is the first goth anthem' gloomy sunday is right rhere....#but i'm no goth scholar or a member of new wave band the cure. so take everything i say w a grain of salt#<- i'm not surprised by the subculture bit bc it's been turning around in my head for a while#especially as i get more into music that falls into music/aesthetic subcultures
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i didnt wanna say this on anyones post because its a thing people could easily be upset by but
i wish i could talk about how my ptsd being triggered makes me feel without sounding like i have school shooter energy
#for context my friends i was traumatized most days for the first 18 years of my life due to problems in school#and just growing up obviously disabled from an extremely young age#was diagnosed with ptsd due to this#but if i talk about violence in regards to my trauma people (understandably) will be like 'dont joke about that'#i wish i could express the pain and the agony i still harbor from the trauma without being told not to speak like that#my condition is beyond the comprehension of most social media users and ik that so i dnt really fault them for saying it to me as a kneejer#i guess i mean to say that this blog is my own personal safe space because nowhere else is and#i appreciate everyone understanding that and those who support me#but if expressing violence/anger about school settings and subjects triggers u then either unfollow or take w a grain of salt#as it stands i would never ever hurt an innocent person who doesnt deserve it i promise you that lol#(i wanna talk about stuff like this more often but me being unfiltered will show the side of me that isnt sanitized for the internet lol)#i just dont want any of my followers to be surprised ig so if u cant handle me being unfiltered and open with my disabilities then farewell#above all this blog is a safe space for ppl with 'scary' conditions and disabilities otherwise seen as 'unacceptable' to openly have#and it always will be
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#talked to her a little bit more about her confusing behavior#esp her relationship w this one person and how it confuses me when its a more group setting#and lo and behold this solved nothing lol#she was like we are close i dont know how to make u feel that#and i was like i do feel it when we are one on one but when we are in group settings i dont feel close to you at all#wasnt very clear at all with my feelings though but more or less listed off things that she had done that unintentionally had hurt me#or just made things feel kind of confusing#like if we are close then why xyz thing#i feel like i never see her if xyz person doesnt come to me first cuz she'll follow her around right#i did straight up ask her if they were just friends or smth more and if she had feelings for her#and she was like yeah just friends (which idk for me just cuz i asked doesnt mean she has to respond to me honestly)#(so taking it with a grain of salt)#and i was like yeah man ur relationship w this one person cuz u give her so much attention like i never know how to itneract#sometimes if eel guilty for taking her away from u when i talk to her cuz u kinda just shut down#and dotn talk to anyone and she was jokingly like yeah go sit in a corner and i was liek DUDE LITERALLY YEAH?#and then also times when her attention on xyz person has left me feeling left out#and i think its so funny this girl was like i literally didnt know i interact with xyz person in that way cuz i dont think abt it#cuz if i start thinking then i start overthinking and thats nto fun#which is T RUE BUT LIKE ALSO#idk how can one person be that dense like her and xyz person literally won a dynamic duo award thing#ppl were like 'dont separate those two they cant live without each other' LIKE BRUH ARE U SERIOUSLY TAHT DENSE?#and then also the whole shes not a great texter but how shes literally always on the phone texting someone it feels like so for me its hard#to really accept that sometimes like but then she had said earlier like her friends from undergrad just straight up call her so yeah maybe#i guess but also idk man#also times when she had promised to do smth and then didnt follow through on that hurting bc i take ppl by their word
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my favorite thing about wal-mart is that every person who goes there enters the same entry doors thinking "only the scum of humanity shops here, except me, who shops here because i need something here" like baby the call is coming from inside the house
#take this w a grain of salt i guess#it reminds me of how when someone makes a mistake on the people assume they're an asshole in their day to day too#but when *they* fuck up on the road its because of whatever circumstance they're facing#walmart is like the ultimate confirmation bias bc everyone goes in there ready to be mad at assholes#then it makes them also an asshole to the other so called innocent walmart shopper#me
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i’ve jumped feet first into the hole of black myth wukong!!!
and also caved and drew an oc
this is Lǐyú (鲤鱼) meaning carp (uh but i found this through google translate so take that w/ a grain of salt)
carp are considered lucky in chinese culture - its what im basing their ‘powers’ on, they have good and bad luck
and guess who’s lucky enough to be pulled into bmw :)
also gave a name to the destined one since ‘destined one’ is a mouth full
name i picked for him is yēzi (椰子) which means coconut!! was looking up stone fruit and cocnuts re one of them, plus he was (presumably) born on flower fruit mountain, he might have been given a fruit name before being whisked away to train for his destiny
uh anyway not canon but i thought it was cute
massive shoutout to everyone in the black myth wukong/wukong x reader tag bcs y’all inspired me to draw my oc! wanted to join the fun so here i am
#s0rr3l's art#black myth wukong oc#liyu#black myth wukong#destined one x oc#liyu x yezi#destined one#zhu bajie#all the chinese is from google translate so feel free to point out any mistakes!!! i am not a native
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My vision of the game of course.
#i don't completed pandora and project moon so idk this is accurate.#but everything was just speculation and you should take this as a grain of salt#also probably spoilery if you want to dive through these pieces of media...#Also my tastes was a bit too far and quite exagerrated i guess...#also matrix is canon Sam said to idia during Beans events eng.#( also i commented but i really wanted to have my take >w<! )
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well aware, you are always mine
summary ⎯ bf headcanons w/ hsr men!!
includes ⎯ dan heng, gepard, blade, sampo, jing yuan
tana's thoughts ⎯ keyotos being active and writing?!!!?!!?!?!
dan heng
⎯ TOTAL acts of service bf. cuts fruit for you, organizes your closet with you, helps you rearrange ur bookshelf. like all of that. he is ur #1 helper in all situations and is probably the most reliable person u know. if ur ever having problems, you always call dan heng bc he always solves them for you
⎯ considerate bf. listens to all ur song recommendations and also your book recommendations. never takes your word with a grain of salt (most of the time)
⎯ not a big fan of shopping trips, but will go with you anyway. he will carry all your bags and help you pick out clothes. AND HE WILL GIVE U ACTUAL FREAKING ADVICE INSTEAD OF BEING LIKE, "it all looks good on you."
⎯ like dan heng will pull up with, "that color washes you out," or, "that does not match your color pallete at all." he's detailed wit it too?? the only reason why he knows all of this is bc he pays attention to you.
you see something you like? let's find it in that color that matches w/ ur fav pants so you can wear it all the time. don't worry, i already found it.
you look dissatisfied? dan heng thinks he knows why: you think it won't look good. oh, he was right? well, he can help you style it in a way for it to look good. you can wear that with the shirt you like so much, with some added jewelry, of course.
⎯ does not spend ANY TIME in his room (but who could rlly blame him). he's always in yours and he's lying down in your bed. he takes the phrase, "make yourself at home," to another level. but i guess he gets a pass bc you literally are his home.
⎯ he's sarcastic asl. since his guard is down with you, there's not really a need to maintain seriousness at all times. his dry and sarcastic humor really comes out when you're around him specifically. dating dan heng would make u a victim of the sassy men apocalypse.
⎯ dan heng is the type of person to stare at you lovingly (like HEART EYES are coming out) while you guys are taking a photo together. and you wouldn't even know until you saw the photo. like picture this: you are over here smiling and being cute or whateva. and then dan heng is there. he's obliviously staring at you: like how the light perfectly bounces off your face and how perfectly your eyes crinkle when you smile.
⎯ when he feels secure around you, he is the definition of lovesick. longing stares from far away (even tho ur dating)? yes. touchy (you make sure to tease him about it)? yes. buries his head in the nape of your neck? duh. like he is the whole package and he can never seem to let you go... like ever. you are constantly stuck in his head and also his body.
gepard
⎯ hilariously bad at taking pictures. like you tell him to get one angle and he gets the exact opposite angle. manages to always catch you off guard in every. single. picture. his excuse for this is, "but you look good in all of them :/"
⎯ when he gets super tired after work, sometimes when he gets home and finishes showering/etc, he just flops onto u. like. literally flops onto you. you're always shocked at first, but you move him into a position where he can comfortably sleep (and hold you) in and then you relax. he always apologizes for it later in the morning and makes sure to shower you in more affection than last night, but you always reassure him that it's fine.
it's only bc u take the time to take equally bad photos of him #payback.
⎯ you have to water his plants for him. we all saw this coming. but on the bright side, that means ur home more often!! and when you greet him on the couch after a long day... like you've never heard a deeper sigh of relief before. doesn't collapse on you like other days (thankfully). you two just spend the night eating dinner on the couch and watching reality tv. sometimes, when you fall asleep on the couch, gepard always brings a blanket from your bedroom and drapes it over you. and then he carries you into bed.
⎯weirdly good at cracking your back for you. like if he wasn't the captain of the silvermane guards, he could very well be a freaking chiropractor. like he knows all the right joints to pop, all the right places to put his hands, and all the right places to press down. and it feels SO GOOD. you've never asked him about it.
⎯ gets you really cute and considerate gifts since he isn't around a lot. sometimes gets lynx to deliver them for him. and they're always paired with your favorite flowers too. all his gifts r things that he remembered you liked/wanted (new shampoo brand, new book pela recommended, new plants).
⎯ still asks if you wanna go out even if you two have been dating long term. like he would text you and be like, "would you like to go out with me for coffee," all formal and wtv, and you would respond like, "gepard we have been dating for five years. you do not need to ask."
he would get all flustered when you would bring it up at the coffee shop. pays for your coffee so you could forget about it (you don't: you tease him endlessly).
⎯ learns other things for you. he's dedicated and loyal to you like how a soldier is dedicated to their general. if you wanted a specific kind of dish, gepard would learn how to create it. if you wanted to learn how to plant certain seeds, gepard would run to the florist (and pela) to ask for many tips. if you spoke a different language, gepard would be running to duolingo.
though there is always his duty, a part of his heart and soul will always belong to you.
blade
⎯ contrary to gepard, takes the BEST FUCKING PHOTOS of you. he should be a professional photographer or something because, all the photos he takes, makes you look like a MODEL. he gets all the angles perfectly right + he always makes sure the lighting looks good. and u look back at all the photos he took and ur jaw is DROPPED
⎯ hates going outside x goes outside 24/7. you're big on exploration and fun while blade wants to lie low. but either way, you two manage to have fun in your own respective ways. blade watches you from a distance (of 1 foot) and only intervenes if he needs to. other than that, you drag him around the entire place. he is not complaining: one stupid and cheeky grin from you, and blade realizes he is an absolute goner.
⎯ a little too supportive. it's a good thing in all aspects except for one: making decisions. this mf is like, "whatever you do, i fully support your decision." BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU CANNOT MAKE A DECISION. THAT'S WHY UR ASKING HIM.
⎯ this problem comes up very often during shopping trips. where dan heng excels at shopping trips, blade... not so much. blade is the type of bf to say, "everything looks good on you." but not bc he doesn't care enough: he genuinely thinks you look good in everything.
in his mind it's like: how could you think you look bad in that outfit when you are radiating luminosity from every crevice of the room??? does anyone else see that glow coming from you, or was it just him??
⎯ did not have a favorite color until you. he actually didn't have a lot of favorites before he met you. now his favorite color is blue (you like looking at the sky), his favorite scent is peach blossoms (the shampoo you use), and his favorite food is fried rice (it's the only thing you know how to make).
⎯ does ur hair for u. expert in hair care but it's not uncalled for (his only friends⎯not counting you⎯are silverwolf and kafka). you need to braid your hair? blade has already offered before u could even pull up a tutorial. a new cute hairstyle you wanted to try? don't worry, your boyfriend is there to help you part, section, and clip your hair.
⎯ pretends to give off big scary dog energy, in reality he is a small little lapdog. desires your love and affection so often. does not go out without you. grabs things n carries them to u like a cute little dog would. he's very devoted okay?? let him bring u stupid little trinkets and stay by ur side all the time.
⎯ you send him stupid ass memes all the time. one time u sent him one of those stupid 'good night' memes and he threatened to block you (lovingly). but he found that his reactions always make you laugh (and blade wants to keep you happy forever), so he just lets you send them to him atp. most nights, he sends a simple, "good night" text back. but when he wants to tease you, he sends a goodnight meme back.
⎯ those nights, he thinks that he hears your ecstatic giggles from down the hall. you sound so giddy that it makes his heart want to blow up. those are the good nights.
sampo
⎯ bro is mischievous. he leaves little sticky notes for you all around the house and makes it a game for u to find them. they're not even super important too they're just little things like, "i miss you," or, "did u find all the notes???"
⎯ but he knows you get bored easily, so he made those notes so that you could have something to do during the day. his intentions are adorably sweet, but his execution is so. um. A FOR EFFORT!
⎯ most of the stuff he gives you... hate to break it to u but they are usually stolen. if you choose to ignore that, great! most of the things he grabs are usually rare and u have no idea how he gets them. you swear he doesn't leave belobog, but some of the items he gifts you seem a little too... outlandish. but yk, it's the thought that counts!
⎯ manages to distract you from every single task. usually disruptive, but sometimes, very helpful. after an entire day of work, you can always come back home to where sampo is, because he will always find a way to distract you from whatever stress you have on your plate. whether it be cooking you dinner or simply talking you through his day, you always find yourself feeling slightly better around him.
⎯ has a good relationship with your family. yeah this was very unexpected on both ends. your parents love him: they love his humor and his looks and literally are charmed by him. even tho is a CON ARTIST. anyway. sampo loves your parents and messes around with you by calling them as their parental names (mom/dad). you are not amused.
⎯ grabs dinner before he comes back home. always manages to swing by a place you like and he always gets free food (you've gave up trying to question his methods). before, when he brought home food, it was usually a special occasion because he would never be home often. now, it's a common occurrence: he's wanted to be with you more, and now he brings home food every day.
jing yuan
⎯ the xianzhou's nagging king. this is not a good thing. he nags at you for a lot. did you take your allergy meds? did you eat breakfast today or just drink coffee? did you forget to clear out the pencils on your desk? he does it out of endearment. it does not make it less annoying (lies).
⎯ so accustomed to your little routines together that he can do it with his eyes closed. how do you want your tea? easy: he can list it within ten seconds. he can make it with his eyes closed. and he will always make it perfectly too.
⎯ lets you sleep on mimi (you could say you go mimimimi). not even gonna lie, sometimes he wishes he was mimi. you just sleep so peacefully on her, but you refuse to sleep on jing yuan. you make up stupid excuses like, "your bicep is going to be numb by the time we wake up." but that is simply not true (it is).
⎯ favorite times of day are when it's night. okay that didn't make any sense but he really just likes spending the night with you. it's quiet and the world is much less loud, and it feels like being with you redefined the definition of happiness. everything is so much more peaceful, and plus, you were there.
⎯ being a cloud knight general has its negative aspects. so, much like gepard, he would probably also crash into bed with you at night. but this time, he doesn't need you to move him, because he traps you in between his arms every. damn. time. it's like this man cannot fall asleep without you.
⎯ sitting down with him is like a chore. if you two are sitting down, jing yuan likes to grab your legs and move them onto himself, so you two would be closer. this isn't just on the sofa, by the way. armchairs, conference chairs, office chairs. the chairs don't even have to be connected. he'll just find a way to connect you two anyway.
⎯ you are the first person he looks for in a crowded room. in a place full of people, jing yuan's eyes will only scan for you. his height makes it easier to do so btw. but anyway, you are someone of great importance to him. he doesn't want to lose you like how he lost so many. and when he finds you, it's like the sun shines directly on you: it's always a surreal sight when jing yuan sees you, because he always thinks the sun has risen.
⎯ it hasn't. he was always looking at you.
AND GOOD NIGHT. jfc.
#tana writes (∗´ ᨔ `∗)#honkai star rail#honkai star rail x reader#hsr#hsr x reader#dan heng x reader#dan heng x you#gepard x reader#gepard x you#blade x reader#blade x you#blade x y/n#sampo x reader#sampo x you#jing yuan x reader#jing yuan x you#i forgot how fun it is to write hcs#i didn't put much thought into these which i kinda miss ngl
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