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Im soooo weak to when Bond is like casually being used or exploited at his expense for some ostensible Greater Good except the situation doesn't HAVE to come to that, not really, and he's so inured and even numb to it that he barely pays it any mind; meanwhile, Q absolutely minds and is very indignant on his behalf and works overtime to like either try to avert or forestall the situation before it gets to the point where Bond has to dig his own claws into more of his soft underbelly to offer up on the sacrificial alter of politics of all tawdry things, or to manufacture a way in which he does the needless "needful" so as to spare Bond at least one unnecessary additional wound upon his psyche.
bonus if Bond finds out and maybe after being angry or indignant about it - I don't need you to do my job for me, Q, this is what I'm here to do - and either Q tells him/lets slip or he deduces that like, this isn't Q thinking he can't get the job done, this is Q finding him precious and worthy of protecting, and like. he's just very in awe of that and does in fact feel very safe and cherished within the cradle of his Quartermaster's regard
#00q#of like... yes it's constant surveillance. but also it's like. constantly having a companion & constantly having an all-seeing eye#looking out for you and reaching out to influence your life#I'd imagine it's very like religion (*puts a Bond thought bubble on this*)#it's the Take Me to Church-ism of it all#lmao I didn't start this off as a web-weaving but now I'm weaving it into a web#but yeah in this fic - looked it up it's Playing the Part - this other rando agent is like. is he in your ear rn? the Quartermaster?#and the guy is like. I don't know how you handle it‚ being under his watch all the time. I know he's supposed to be your guardian angel but#I hope I never come to his attention‚ I don't want him to care enough to know a thing about me.#and it's sooo so interesting in the context of Q and this like. pathological need for omniscience we often assign him#cuz yeah it COULD be very oppressive and overbearing#but like. I think it complements Bond's Ambiguous Disorders a lot bc it WOULD read to Bond as Caring#like so much of his life doesn't belong to himself anyway so a lot of the puppeting is old hat#but what a novelty to have someone who does it not because they want something from him or because of what he can do for them#but because they care so deeply about *him* as to want to do right by him and look out for his well-being#also sidebar'ing back but like there's a lot stupid about Business English but 'do the needful' is probably one of if not THE dumbest thing#I've ever heard or seen in my life. like. absolute epitome of garbage bullshit bureaucracy-speak nonsense and I know I'm getting into dicey#territory cuz despite whatever origin it may have had it's seen more today as an Indianism. but still like in and of itself it's such#a dumb phrase. and speaks to such a height of bureacracy & it's like. you don't have to say it like that. there are other words you can use#okay anyway. back to 00q#somehow I've brought this into 'blasphemy but make it sexy. as a treat' lmao but yeah... Q as Bond's wrathful & jealous God....#WAIT another web weaving. Ulysses when Bond is like. no not a guardian angel. Q is his patron deity his household god. mm yes *chefs kiss*
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#litten#this has the vibe of a lot of those cat memes. you know what i mean#apparently folks have been doing a lot of shiny hunting of this thing in sv#meanwhile i'm way too lazy to grind out the 12‚000 BP required to unlock all the starters in all the zones#so i just GTS'd the damn thangs to complete the pokédex#BBQs are so tedious……… take a picture of a pokémon swimming to fill up your screenshots!! make a TM you don't want!! catch yet another#tyrogue to fill up your boxes with garbage!! make a sandwich you don't want with your limited set of ingredients that will require you to g#all the way to mesagoza to buy more because that's the only place you know where to get sandwich ingredients because you never#interacted with the sandwich mechanic until you started shiny hunting!!!#maybe these are um. very personal complaints
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I FORGOT TO THROW OUT AFTER THE EPISODE RELEASED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#hand jumper#webtoon#sayeon lee#heron#ig??? BRUH..................#these fireworks are going to SET ME ON FIRE!!!!#but that's alr i guess!!!!!!!!!#because charcoal grilled prawn literally solves all my problems#before thinking about killing people i need everyone to sit down and think of their favourite food#and manifest the version of them that has it!!!!!!!!#maybe then all compulsions and intrusions of the mind can just go away#what if we all just pictured better versions of ourselves and just did it!!!#if we all stretched out our hands and tried we can at least live in the world knowing we did try!!#and it's better than not trying!!!!! AND BEING USELESS PIECES OF ROTTING GARBAGE!!!!!!#idk i've had a shit three years man i don't think i can take this any longer#IGNORE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND INSTEAD NOW LET'S THINK OF THE GOODIES YOU'RE GONNA GET IN TWO WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#or now if you offer up your wallet to OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR sleepacross#and for the SMALL price of 5USD that's right 5USD!!!! this is to the people with credit/debit cards ofc#YOU CAN ACCESS THE GOATACROSS QNA BECAUSE IT IS PEAK!!!!!!#but just because the juninators[on here in case they aren't in the server] need to hear this so we can all sing happy birthday to her#INSTEAD OF MISSING IT FOR TWO YEARS#AND HAVING A WHOLE WINTER/CHRISTMAS COMPETITION IN DISCORD WITH MEMES AND ALL WITHOUT THIS CRUCIAL INFORMATION!!!!!!!#I THINK BECAUSE I KEEP THESE IN TAGS IT'S SAFE TO SAY THAT HER BIRTHDAY IS DEC 24TH AND WE SHOULD ALL SAY HAPPY LATE/HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY#TO OUR BELOVED QUEEN JUNI CHANG#BECAUSE NOW I JUST SHAFTED A 40K WIP I NEVER FINISHED FOR LAST YEAR'S WINTER SEASON FOR THE CHRISTMAS EPISODE OF 2024 IN THE RECYCLE BIN!!#BUT NOW WE CAN GIVE HER QUINTICE THE AMOUNT OF GIFTS THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!!!! SO LET'S DO THAT INSTEAD!!!!#ONE FOR HER BIRTHDAY!!!! ONE FOR CHRISLER!!! ONE FOR CIVIL SERVICE APPRECIATION DAY!!!!!#ANOTHER FOR BEING PEAK MENTOR!!!!! AND ANOTHER ONE FOR BEING GOD'S SILLIEST SOLDIER!!!![in our hearts!!]#APOLOGIES AS ALWAYS IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR HERE!!!! AND A GOOD EVENING TO YOU ALL!!!!
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#truth#common sense#msm is the enemy#globalist playbook#donald trump#the great awakening#ncswic#wwg1wga#use your brain#think for yourself#maga#election 2024#take out the trash#dnc garbage
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No. Google. I'm actually looking specifically for trans MEN. I know a lot of articles talk about trans women. But I'm specifically looking for stuff about my subset of the trans community. Why the fuck are trans men so hyper-invisible.
#this is like the fifth different wording in the search and it all pulls up articles about trans WOMEN who have died#and that needs to be talked about!!!!!!!! IM JUST LOOKING FOR SOMETHING ELSE THO SO LIKE CAN THIS FUCKING SEARCH ENGINE WORK???#hyper-visibiliy and hyper-invisibility make it a nightmare to search for certain info#like 90% of the time things arent fucking recorded as a hatecrime when against a trans man. he gets buried under his dead name#and the silence echoes. never added to the numbers. never fucking seen.#then theres the guys who are just trying to push thru. even if you wanna talk about whats happened to you why? why would you?#its just taking attention away from (everyone else) people who need it#why talk about your issues when ur supposed to just “be a man” and bottle it up#we talk all the time about how men need to talk about their shit and need to be in touch with emotions and go to therapy and all that shit#but as SOON as its a trans man. “gotta man up! tough it out!”#and man you can see that shit in the statistics#yeah i know part of this is just google turning into AI infested garbage but still
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Took me all week since I was using a new drawing program and I'm still learning digital art in general, but I made a Faeu Sona! haven't even made a reference sheet for my regular sona...
Anyways, this is Cricket! She doesn't have wings since she's a beast type fae but that doesn't slow her down. (I'm taking some liberties here, the point is she's not based on an insect.)
@owl-bones @antlered-prince I wanted to make something inspired by your au since it's so pretty already! I hope it's okay.
@sparticus2000art I though you might like seeing the finished product since we were chatting about it.
Transcript:
Nightmare: "I thought I told you not to come back. How'd you even get in?"
Cricket: *chuckles* "It's just so hard to stay away from you, handsome~"
Nightmare: *unamused* "Get out."
Cricket: *pathetically* "No... Please, let me love you!"
Facts and close ups under the cut!
She has multiple names but Cricket is her favourite name that she only reveals to very close friends. She considers this her true name.
She was actually a human once, but since she tended to be a kleptomaniac, it got her in a world of trouble. After getting caught stealing from, unbeknownst to her, a powerful fae, she became indebted to them and was cursed. Her unique stripes serve as a warning to others that she is a known thief and isn't to be trusted.
She hasn't learned her lesson, although she has gotten better at not getting caught. Occasionally, she'll make deals with unsuspecting mortals or new fae but most of the time she just takes what she wants.
She prefers small items, especially shiny ones, that won't be easily missed. Her pockets are often full of ill gotten trinkets and she's hesitant to part with any of them.
She also has a bad habit of breaking and entering. She's pretty much a nomad since most people don't like her and tend to get upset if their stuff goes missing. As such, she often sneaks into houses and other buildings to spend the night. Sometimes she gets away with it but a lot of times the resident has to chase her off.
She's very charismatic and will turn the charm up to 100 if she thinks she can get something from you or is in a bad spot. Most older fae can see this for what it is though - a distraction.
She's also a not-so-secret admirer of Nightmare, The King of Winter, although he doesn't return her affections, much to her dismay. Most of her time is spent simping plotting a way to get his attention, although no matter how hard she tries, his eye socket is always on someone else.
Every now and then she manages to find a way into his castle, usually by fooling newer fae in his court or by other means. She's technically banned and is thrown out whenever she's caught. She's also banned from the Summer court for obvious reasons.
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#valrayne-faeu#undertale#original character#sona art#cricket#raccoons random garbage#i hope the ideas i had are alright#i don't want to be that person#but i thought i'd take a slightly silly approach since i already simp for nightmare#cricket will steal your baby teeth#and anything not nailed down#thanks for making this au#it's super fun and everyone is soo talented#this is the first major digital art piece i've made#very proud of how it turned out#you can ask me questions about cricket if you want#she's a lot more chaotic than most of my oc's are lol
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of all the awful bullshit garbage i now have to see about Dirk Strider because of the post canon shit 'Dirk is transphobic' might be the worst.
#merlin is being a hater#out of the everything that the post canon 'writers' pulled out of their ass to justify their worthless garbage this is maybe the biggest#Dirk 'I dont use labels' Strider would never and you should take his name out of your mouth and sit in shame forever if u think he would
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part 11/26ish
anyone remember those scales with the springs in 'em? all i ever see these days are digital scales but those things made the best noises. i think i've seen some kitchen scales that still use spring mechanisms, but it's been a while.
technology is weird.
from the beginning
#otherkin hrt#fictionkin hrt#fictionkin#otherkin#digihrt#dg arts#-apomon#updates might slow down from daily since our brain ceased letting us do art about halfway through bfsdhjfbjshdbfs#oh well#i'm thinking of doing another fake in-universe pamphlet for a bonus though#specifically like talking about the “weight” stat#fun fact: we'd never stepped on a scale in almost a decade before finally seeing a doctor for the first time in that 10 years last year#we used to obsess over our weight in a way inherited from our mom's diet culture BS and then like#i'm pretty sure we split someone in the system who just managed to not give a shit#and everyone else that did basically got put in time out or fragmented to hell (we still don't know)#i think about this post i saw a while ago that talked about how like#weight (specifically as it is medicalized) shouldn't be a concern so much as if you're moving your joints and stretching them enough#and it should really only be a concern when it drastically changes in a short period of time because it can sometimes be indicative of#your body flipping its lid#the post talked about rapid weight loss specifically and how a lot of doctors will go “oh wow weight loss!! yay :)” when like.#no??? not yay???#anyways some medications can cause weight fluctuations too#our fibro medication can cause weight gain and tbh i don't give so much of a shit about that as i am curious about the mechanics behind it#our relationship to weight is mostly informed by being the one person in our family who never had to deal with fatphobia targeting them#but just because we weren't the target didn't mean it didn't affect us when our mom's whole life shifted around WW#i didn't want to delve into that in this comic tbh so aside from the little bonus pamphlet this is the last time it's brought up#but like a comic where we take a version of ourself through this kind of transition would inevitably have to touch on relationships to food#we're just lucky we finally found out that we can actually like... enjoy food without it hurting us?#part of the wish fulfillment of this scenario would (and is) the idea of getting to enjoy food without bodily discomfort#because on top of us almost developing an ED we also just have a garbage stomach
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Shout out to the guy who read:
"I keep trying to warn you where this will lead.
It isn't about what I want or what I think should happen, I'm not endorsing anything, let's be clear, it's about what will happen, really, it's about human nature.
This isn't about what's moral, or what's reasonable, or what you think you can stoke a divisive culture war against, it isn't about my opinion, I did not invent the nature of need, it's about what people have always done when faced with no good options, guns in their hands and staring up at the people sentencing them to suffering and death."
Interpreted it as me saying "gun violence is the appropriate solution" and then threatened me with gun violence for saying it was the solution...
And then deleted his reblog when I pointed out his lack of reading comprehension and blocked him.
Leave alone that he is exactly the kind of disillusioned right wing supporting gun toting reactionary who I was trying to point out will be the ones actually enacting the gun violence [not so much the staunch leftists who believe in the value of human life]... As has actually already been proven at least 3 times now.
I'd like to remind him that I do report people for threats of physical violence and for harassment.
And I'd like to recommend stepping away from the internet and having a nice hot bath or something every time he feels the need to try to make a nasty comment... Before he makes an ass of himself again.
I'd also like to reiterate that I am not endorsing gun violence, I am merely pointing out that this will continue to happen if we stay on this trajectory, and you can't reasonably expect another outcome.
Look at history's example.
You are fucking so deeply with human rights and everyone being able to meet their basic needs that the angry incels who used to be taking aim at women and students, are the exact group who are now looking angrily up at billionaires and politicians, having finally seen who they should be mad at [not an endorsement of them seeing gun violence as the solution], and wow I bet THEY -the largely rich white men who are 'calling the shots'- don't like it when the guns are being aimed at them instead of the women and children they can usually scapegoat...
Maybe try not to literally threaten to shoot the messenger?
I mean, I can also predict that suddenly gun reform will start to seem okay or be dropped as a main talking point by the political right once enough billionaires, CEOs, and politicians are shot/shot at... That's just me pointing out what's a near inevitability... Not me exerting some power to try to make it happen. [I have none]
I'm not the one with the gun, and I'm not the one stripping people of their basic human rights or denying their needs for survival. I have no power to tell people what to do and I have about as much influence as your average tumblr shit-poster at best. That is in fact the MOST power I have in any facet of my life. I'm just telling you what I see happening. If you think lashing out at me solves anything, you are misdirecting that energy, buddy.
#this is like when my roommates would get mad at ME for physics acting the way I said it would meaning their behaviour ended up breaking#exactly what I said continuing that behaviour would cause to break#Like I do not control the physics -OR YOUR BEHAVIOUR- and I tried to fucking warn you#how does that make this my fault because I warned you and am now the one fixing it?#What godlike control over other people and the very laws of nature do you think I have?#I'm not even claiming some kind of clairvoyance it's just all very obvious and I don't know what to tell you man#bruh#Like I told you that if you just kept shoving sink garbage down the drain so you didn't have to handle it as much to remove it#or passively letting it drain down there by not keeping the drain basket in -that the drains would get clogged and it could cause problems#with the plumbing... and now the sink doesn't drain very well and there are problems with the plumbing and you're mad at me?#the guy who's repairing it or getting it repaired at no cost and did not once nag at you that you were at fault?#not once I just looked at you straight in the eyes when you complained about the problem and all the conclusions you drew from that were#your own friend#... and then they'd continue doing the same shit because I repaired it for free once already so they didn't have to feel the consequences#because they got to just take out their frustration with the thing being broken on the guy incapable of fixing it as fast as they'd like#this anger at me makes about as much sense as that#and I have as much patience left for it#maybe try being less miserable and being less miserable to interact with#might end up with a better life and less anger to misdirect
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Honestly, when it comes to fandom I'm a real 'don't shit where you eat' kind of person.
Make fun of 'bad' fanfics and keep dropping unwarranted criticism until making fanworks isn't fun for anyone anymore? Well, better hope you enjoy whatever official slop comes out. Because if it starts sanitizing itself to make money, oops, that's all you get forever.
#I've come to appreciate the purity of amateur hour fics#I'll always take it over focus-tested pumped-out-for-the-masses garbage#When official stuff is good that's great#but oh man when it starts to suck?#Then you're just stuck with that unless you have a healthy fandom.#And I dont think i need to tell you - it WILL suck eventually#if it doesn't begin to suck then it either doesnt have shareholders to worry about#or it aint making money and it's as good as canceled#nuture your fandom and welcome newcomers and let fics suck!
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Love to see people ripping apart pokefusion and fakemon artists in the crossfire of palworld drama. Dumb idiots tearing down the artists they claim to be 'defending' in their spiels for why palworld ''sucks'.
#i personally like palworld#you're free to have your opinions on it#but saying fusing pokemon and using pokemon like designs is lazy and uninspired#sure is a hot garbage take#rest in piss to all those fake pokemon games where people used their heavily inspired fakemons to make a game of passion#while nintend sits over here and busts out another absolute wreck of a pokemon game that barely functions
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thinking about which one to spill...
hmm...
what about, darling and tsaritsa just snuggling each other and reader at the corner is like "omg corny- lame BOOOO, tomato tomato tomato"
just something small while i look at my library of Alexandria brain rots
-Pale/white
reader gets put in the timeout corner for their crimes more at 11
though tsaritsa's vs darling's reactions to bastard reader can be easily summarized by
you can do no wrong w darling but the tsaritsa will not hesitate to put you in gay baby jail the moment you step out of line. she already has to deal w darling she is Tired.
#asks#pale-value#img block#darling holding reader by the back of your shirt like a feral cat: look what i found in the garbage :)#the tsaritsa already getting a headache: please put it back#darling would spoil you and treat you like a pet. tsaritsa will treat you like a rabid dog (affectionate)#but darling is still worse bc they think its cute when you cry so they'll to scare you w eldritch horrors beyond your comprehension!!#darling is like. contained chaos. their the God of teyvat and take their role very seriously. they also like to bully you and be a brat#darling is not gremlin but they are very gremlin adjacent based solely on the proximity of the tsaritsa to them#darling is very serious and cordial and then they see the tsaritsa and suddenly they just crawled out of the nearest ditch#exclusively to torment their wife#darling#tsaritsa#sagau#how many times will i put these tags at the end bc i forgor??? yes :)
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One of the annoying things about being good at a physical hobby that doesn't create anything in the modern day is that if you want anyone to care about it enough to share with them, you also basically have to be a hobbyist in video editing, have a good camera, look conventionally attractive, and a location that doubles as a studio. You're a showcase for content first and a person with a hobby second.
#smokey talks#maybe its just me whos bothered by this but#if i want to share my hobby or talk about it with anyone#ive got to figure out how to make it 'consumable' or like. punchy and tiktokified#and if i did that id also have to put on a full face of makeup and a cool outfit and turn my backyard into a scenic locale and#buy a microphone and camera and all sorts of yucky garbage#i dont know. i dont want my hobby to be consumable. i just want to share things with people so hopefully i can meet fellow hobbyists#the alienation of community IRL has sort of spread to online spaces wherein if youre not the most exceptional or beautiful or entertaining#then youre just plain not worth the few seconds it takes to engage with. ur getting scrolled past.#idk. maybe im just too old for things like tikok and the way its shaped the internet landscape as a whole
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there is no way the ikevamp guys are being such assholes in jean's route i must be dreaming
#auburn talks ikevamp <3#like idk dont take it from me but first sebastian lies to her about there being vampires#then they lie to her AGAIN saying the mansion is on fire just so they can get her out of her room#jean fucking BIT HER and comte did NOTHING to ensure her safety#MOZART gives her sass and then shoves her so hard into jean's room that she lands on her hands and knees#and then pulls out the “i wont let my friend be so misunderstood.” LIKE HE DIDNT FUCKING BITE HER#let me tell you if i played jean first i would have hated EVERY SINGLE PERSON in this FUCKING MANSION aside from isaac#comte. get me a new residence immediately please. i do not want to live with you and your ASSHOLE SONS#why are they treating the absolute WORST in jean's route is what i want to understand. like you are quite literally pushing her-#-around as you lie to her. she is nothing but a punching bag for you.#AND MAY I REMIND YOU she is a WOMAN in a mansion full of MEN.#and there is not even a SHRED of sympathy for her situation from these fucking idiots.#jean's route is just. ugh. it's not vibing with me. i hate it so far. stop treating this poor girl like she's nothing but garbage-#-under your shoe. have some human compassion you absolute barbarians. im disappointed in all of you.
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gonna kill this landlord for real. like bitch I don't live in your building anymore. fucking stop texting me about literal garbage
#🦅.txt#he's like “there was too much trash on the curb. the garbage truck didn't take it. please pay to have it removed”#like bitch that is *your* fault#because we had to throw out all of our furniture#(including a couch Seb's family had had for like 21 years)#because of the cockroach problem *you* refused to handle#which we're still dealing with by the way#we have to get the new place fumigated because everything we own is a risk#so like#kil yourself i dunno
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I have fucked up and forgot to start the laundry until about 20 minutes ago, and I am D Y I N G of lack of sleep, but I have to stay awake until the clothes are in the dryer, and I hate E V E R Y T H I N G
#and one of these days i will learn to just scoop the cats the first time i think about them needing to be scooped#because i am s o v e r y t i r e d#i am too old for concerts on school nights#(i literally just got us tickets to another concert on a school night but we are TAKING LEAVE THIS TIME FFS WE ARE TOO OLD FOR THIS)#(we got bullied last night by a teenager for being old introverted lesbians#like honey you are here with your parents#and they are clearly also garbage people so i'm sorry but also grow the fuck up#i know I'm old but I'm guessing you haven't realized that everyone around you is a hateful gremlin#and there are people out there who will actually treat you with respect if you don't act like an ass)#no one asked you ms p#this post was about laundry at one point
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