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midiosaamor · 27 days ago
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so obsessed im manifesting “your bf looks and acts exactly like grayson hawthorne minus the dead girlfriends”
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nonebinary-leftbeef · 2 years ago
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DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one
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naariel · 1 year ago
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I painted over my Halsin portrait with his hair down for science and
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oh my fucking god
somebody call me an ambulance
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bunabi · 10 months ago
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Hey, it's me, ya girl, still sick in her apartment! 🤧
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mxdzin · 2 months ago
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l-o-v-emergency!!
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tiredbitchposts · 9 months ago
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Ok, but Shen Jiu being Shen Yuan's father is so funny in a very tragic way. Shen Jiu is a ball of traumas and all types of issues and i truly believe there's not a single one that man doesn't have, so, you give him a baby!Shen Yuan, a little ball of life that depends on him for survival, cannot walk away from him and is culturally wired to pretty much love him and if not, to at the least respect him above all else, you cannot tell me that this man would be normal about him. Also, imagine Shen Jiu, who'd be the type of parent to project traumas the way only a mother could, having a child that looks like him but with a "sweeter" personality (which, by the way, is bullshit, they just have never seen that boy rip into a book he disliked but wouldn't stop reading) that has the effect on men Shen Yuan has, he'd lock that boy up in a tower to "cultivate" and consequently create a rumor about the Qing Jing's beauty who was so bewitching their peak lord father locked them in a tower because that's just his luck. Loving Shen Yuan wouldn't fix him, but it'd create a whole new set of issues that'd cancel out the other ones
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shyranno · 9 months ago
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i want to be maul's little meow meow guys
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griffithkisser · 7 months ago
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call me an apostle because the effect these gorgeous, luscious, kissable, desirable, plump lips have on me is definitely otherworldly.
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fifiphobic · 4 months ago
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Katsuki must be so utterly miserable. He must be so tired. Imagine working tirelessly for 8 years, going back and forth between America and Japan (I assume at least 3 times a year) to see progress for the suit. Working on designs, material, fabric, testing out certain weapons. he must’ve thought about Izuku’s physical capabilities, his injuries, his weaknesses after the loss of his quirk. Wanting to tackle all of that in 1 miracle suit for the boy you wanted to spend the rest of your life with, compete for the rest of you life with. Then after 8 long years of labour, 8 long years of suppressed feelings, yearning. 8 LONG HARD YEARS OF sitting idly waiting for the right moment to confess to the love of your life (you know having this whole plan to give him the suit because YEAH! fuck a ring that sentimental shit is worthless make the love of your life a badass mech suit to be hero’s together). Izuku decided yk what? I’m gonna get drunk the night of class A reunion and then while drunk I’m going to realise my very fickle feelings for the small high school crush I had 8 years ago. (mind you didn’t think about not once in 8 years) and I’m going to tell Katsuki. Not only am I going to tell Katsuki but when he extends an offer for me to join his hero agency I'll REJECT?
Middle school midoriya would’ve been FUMING!!!!!
(The epilogue really sent me out of hiatus hey guys missed you how’s everybody doing)
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mpregtommy · 5 days ago
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I mentioned this in the gc last night but please imagine financially literate Tommy.
Man absolutely has both a 401k and a Roth IRA, he bought his house during the housing market crash in '08 so he has a really good mortgage on it. He has a budget book and can write checks and has all of his tax returns from when he first started filing taxes in a neat little binder. He has investments in stocks.
He even does his own taxes. His tax accountant cousin, who didn't want to deal with MORE stress during tax season, taught Tommy how to do his own taxes years ago and Tommy has been doing them himself ever since.
Once he and Buck get back together, Tommy takes a look at Buck's finances and immediately goes "...sweetheart, no. You need a budget. And to work on that impulse buying." (Me too Buck)
He even offers to do Buck's taxes, complete with his reading glasses, and Buck immediately has to kiss him about it. And maybe other things too.
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a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual · 2 years ago
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More random Nimona headcanons
Bal is one of those people who isn’t allergic to anything except one random medication that no one uses 
Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time it’s brought up because he’s allergic to everything 
His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesn’t remember a single thing on that list 
Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him “No you can’t eat that it has olives” “Not that either love it’s got lemon” and so on 
Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so he’ll eat it anyway
And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxiety 
One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling “Spit out the carrots Nemesis you don’t even like them that much!!” 
Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian roulette 
Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure
Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the years 
And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each other 
Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhood 
But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day
Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in
And he’ll hear Ambrosius mumble “I’m here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom”
He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining in 
One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks “Are you slaying monsters moonbeam?” Nimona yells from the other room “I’m so proud of him he’s truly protecting our kingdom” 
There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internet 
And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut you’ve ever seen)
And made Ambrosius sit through it 
That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time
Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photos 
There have been times when Nimona asks “Can we eat out tonight” and Bal tells her no and she sends him this 
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He’ll text back “Is that my fucking wanted poster?!” 
She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didn’t expect this 
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He calls her yelling “When the fuck did that happen?!” 
And she hangs up immediately to let Bal deal with it
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ratatatastic · 9 months ago
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"i already told the boys im keeping this one [the cup belt]" wow what a shocker matthew i couldnt have forseen any of this happening at all
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"i just put one on and i rarely taken it off since" yeah WE KNOW. pictures taken on 3 seperate days....its a problem
CBS News Miami | 6.28.24 (x)
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mikqchoux · 9 months ago
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enlighten me, my dear. why am i still here?
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alleyross · 24 days ago
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so what if. it’s morning, and not the sylus style one but an actual sane person one, which means sylus isn’t happy about waking up at this hour and he begrudgingly moves around kitchen, and you pity him a bit and want to soothe him, so you hug him from behind while he’s making a cup of coffee, but you just. have to hug him tight enough to press onto him completely, and his sweatpants doesn’t hide how quick the warmth of your body makes him react. it’s the morning also, yk. and you’re a little bitch, which isn’t a secret either, so you kinda. put one of your hands on the counter, cornering him to it, and the other — straight down, past the waistband. and why would he ever wear boxers at this crazy hour, right? so it’s naturally his fault for making it easier for you. besides, he’s definitely not complaining about you jerking him off in front of the counter, though the sound he makes does resemble whining. AND he arches and bends too.
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yaralulu · 11 months ago
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starzabi · 4 months ago
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Anything Dio, I beg of you. 😔 I miss that sexy evil man
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oh, darling!
dio x fem!reader
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notes ;; i hope u don’t mind that it’s nsfw .. had this in the drafts for a bit and finally got an opportunity to post it lol — if u don’t like it then lmk! i’ll cook up a sfw one shot for him :))
nsfw — minors && ageless blogs dni .
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dio is so, so mean to you.
you try your hardest to be good for him but he always ignores all the times you try your best to behave but if you even dare to take one step out of line, he’s so quick to pick up on that and punish you appropriately.
stepping just a little bit out of line is what lead to your predicament: you sprawled out on his bed with barely anything to cover your naked body and dio’s face buried deep within your legs.
his punishments are always so torturous for you and your body; it’s almost as if he enjoys seeing you squirm and twitch with every touch; almost as if he loves to hear his name being spilled from your mouth. (he does enjoy it, he enjoys it very much.) (he loves knowing that your little brain cannot comprehend anything that isn’t his touch.)
right now, he was using both of his hands to spread your legs apart, his sharp nails slightly digging into your soft flesh—you know it’s gonna leave marks later but you were in too much estacsy to care.
you hear him click his tongue, ‘you’re so wet—honestly, i haven’t even done anything to you yet you’re already dripping.’
‘dio please—‘
you hear him sigh as he harshly pushes two fingers in. from the lack to over stimulation, you can not help but gasp at the sudden insertion. but, as quick as his fingers came, they left almost immediately.
‘dio…’ you whine; your words sound incoherent, you’re begging him to do something, give you some sort of relief but to no avail—it’s dio after all, he’s not the one to play kindly.
‘do you deserve it, pet?’ he asks, even though you’re in such a blissful, even your pent-up self knew that he was smirking. he was always like this—teasing and making sure to constantly remind to whom you belonged to.
and, once those words penetrate your ears, you know you’ll be in for a long, long night.
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