#tagging rpf so that folks can block the tag if they want

[consistentsquash]

eldritcher showed up out of nowhere to drop a thesis on f1. i want to kiss them.

their f1 fics are beautiful works of art.

going to make a real rec later but dropping some of the queer books referenced in the series <3 because book recs are great!

How I Became a Nun by Cesar Aira Tengo Miedo, Torero by Pedro Lemebel All the Lonely People by David Owen The Line of Beauty by Alan Hollinghurst The Lame Pigeon by Eduardo Mendicutti Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami Barracuda by Christos Tsiolkas Affinity by Sarah Waters Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit by Jeanette Winterson A Famous Boy by Johannes Kneppelhout The Tree and the Vine by Dola de Jong Membranes by Chi Ta-wei Die Mitte der Welt by Andreas Steinhhöfel El vampiro de la colonia Roma by Luis Zapata

probably missed a lot. i fell in love originally with e's more lyrical/timeless prose. now love love love the softer/more modern prose of the f1 series with the literature density packed in their subrosa style. i am hyped for the finale <3

[antimony-medusa]

Is that— bells ringing? Keyboards clacking? The sound of two thousand stressed writers pancing furiously about the floor? Ah yes, Yuletide.

Hello. MCYTblr. I am back again.

You are looking fine today as we move towards the end of the year. Is that a new cologne you're trying? New shirt? New glasses? It's working for you. How have I been? Well.

Well.

*I smack the wall, curtains spring aside, revealing my flip chart presentation that I've had lying in wait*

It is time for me to talk to you about Yuletide again. I was here earlier during tag nominations, but it's sign-up time, and I want to make sure everybody has a change to participate in this if they want to.

What's Yuletide?

Yuletide is an annual mega-exchange for small and rare fandoms. It runs in the close of the year, with a 1000 word minimum for gifts, with gifts revealed anonymously on the 25th of December and de-anoned on the 1st of January. It is easily the biggest exchange in multi-fandom-exchange-world, and last year more than 1,350 people signed up.

Why does everyone sign up?

Well, it's tradition, for one. There are a lot of people that only do Yuletide as their big exchange every year. It's a big holiday spectacle, it's really fun to see it operate and see pinch hits come out and get nabbed in minutes, and people kind of put on their holiday outfits and turn out for it.

For another thing, if you are in a small fandom, it's the one exchange where you can actually have a shot of getting a gift for an obscure manga fandom, or an out-of-print book, or a tv show from the eighties. If your fandom has five people in it, the odds are higher than average that two of them are signing up for this exchange, and hey presto, suddenly you're matchable in your fandom for an obscure podcast.

For another, and this is the biggie, the fact that this is an exchange for small and rare fandoms has led to a certain tradition and vibe for the fandoms that people nominate. People bring their most obscure and fun ideas, going, "hehehehe wouldn't it be fun if someone wrote a story about this", and into the tag set it goes. There is SUCH a spectrum of fandoms in the tag set.

This year there are 4,263 fandoms and 16,735 characters in the tag set. Let me just skim through and look at some of them.

There are commercials, web sketches, art pieces, songs, music videos, board games, podcasts, a dizzying assortment of anthropomorphising different places, items, and ideas, and RPF from a marvelous variety of historical periods (so, y'know, historical fiction if it was published professionally). There are people who nominated tik tok sketches. Twitter threads. A bridge. Book binding techniques. You ever wanted to write a romance between Knitting and Crochet? That's in the tag set, and someone wants to prompt you to do that. Happy Yuletide.

So if you are at all the sort of person who likes a prompt challenge, BOY is this one just a MARVELOUS one. I know I personally am going to be signing up for Humans are Space Orcs (tumblr post) and Fandom Exchanges (Anthropomorphic) amid my more traditional fandoms.

And as for my more traditional fandoms, and the reason why this post has the tags it does (I would get to it eventually)— there is a lot of MCYT in the tag set! I put out a post saying GUYS, the smaller fandoms might apply for this, and BOY did people show up for it. I scanned through it, and the MCYT (and adjacent) that made it in is:

Karmaland SMP

Legacy SMP

Lifesteal SMP

Moonlight SMP

New Life SMP

Outsiders SMP

Rats SMP

SMPEarth

SMPLive

Witchcraft SMP

Pirates SMP

Mianite

Slimecicle Cinematic Universe

SBI Rust

Generation Loss

You could make an entire sign up, 3 minimum requests and 4 minimum requests, and only select MCYT fandoms. The wild thing is that you can only select a max of 10 fandoms to offer, so you actually couldn't offer all of the MCYT. ZombieCleo Witchraft SMP is in. Tommyinnit SMPEarth. Clownpierce Lifesteal. Tubbo SBI Rust. Oli Rats SMP. A wealth of options for the block folks.

So come, join me! What's that? You say this sounds excellent, you're in? You want to know how to sign up? Well this post is already long enough so I'm putting the rest below a cut.

You sign up on the collection here, using fandoms listed in the tagset here. Before you do so though, I'd recommend you check out the blog, especially their "how to sign up" post here, because even if you're used to exchanges, the way Yuletide works is a little bit different. Let me do a quick breakdown here.

Requests

# of Fandoms

You have to select a minimum of 3 fandoms that you are Requesting (a gift that you want made for you), up to a maximum of 6 fandoms. Each fandom has to be unique. For each fandom, you can request between 0 to 4 characters in that fandom, and 0 means "literally you can hit me with anybody", and the up-to-4 characters are the people you definately want to show up in the fic.

AND MATCHING

This is one of the things that Yuletide does differently, because most fandom exchanges do "or" matching, where they match you on either characer A OR character B, (maybe you only offered character B) and you can pick among any of the selected characters on the person's request to write for. Because Yuletide does AND matching, you will only be matched if you offered every single one of the characters the person has selected, and then you get to write for every single one they have listed in their fandom, unless they say differently in their letter. If they requested character A and Character B, you get to deliver a gift that includes them both, according to the rules.

Bu like, in practice, a lot of people are a bit more like "you can pick only one of these guys if you'd like", because that is how everyone is used to things running in most other exchanges, plus people don't want to be too picky, so you can specify in your letter if you definately 100% want characters A, B, and C, or if you're fine with just A, or just A and C, or whatever constellation of characters you're chill with.

This year they have added optional freeform tags you will click on, that will specify either A) use every single one of these guys I selected. B) I have specified in my letter which guys I need for sure and which ones you can swap, C) Dealer's Choice Of Guys Go Crazy.

DNW and Optional Details

Yuletide is an "Optional Details Are Optional" (ODAO) exchange, so technically you could request (or receive) an offer that just has the characters and then you get to go absolutely buckwild for the two month writing period. Most people, however, do not want to do that, so that is where you'll put in Do Not Wants (anything that would ruin the gift for you, from major archive warnings to kinks that you don't vibe with to headcanons you loathe), and some prompts and/or likes for your person to jump off of.

DNWs absolutely must be abided by, and breaking a person's DNW is grounds for getting turfed from the exchange. Following a person's prompts or lists of likes is technically optional, but definately best practice, and y'know, part of the whole spirit of the exchange. Most people are doing their best to adhere to both the DNW and the Optional Details when they do their gift.

You can just format your DNW and Optional Details on the Ao3 signup page (easy, fast), or you can link them offsite in a letter (fancy, you can do formatting, people do them in google docs or dreamwidth pages (the traditional and more accessible option)). There's a tradition of people posting their letter links here, so that people can get an idea for what sort of prompts and signups people are offering, and make sure they're matchable to people with especially fun ideas. Note: you do have to duplicate the data if you're doing a letter, cause if you put your DNW in your letter but NOT in your Ao3, the mods won't enforce it.

And while we're here, that last link is to a community blog that includes a place where you can promo your fandoms to lure people into signing up for your guys, or participate in mini-challenges within yuletide for people who specificially want poly relationships (Three Doves Challenge), or characters of colour (Chromatic Yuletide), or horror/darkfic (Crueltide), or smut (Yuleporn), or art (Wrapping Paper), or even more. There's even a poetry challenge!

Offers

# of Fandoms

You have to sign up with a minimum of 4 fandoms, to a maximum of 10, for fandoms you are Offering (a gift you are willing to make). You must offer at least 2 characters for each fandom, to a maximum of 20— but there's also an "any" tick box if you want to go full "hit me, I like a challenge" and you'll write anything (in the tag set) within a fandom. Each of your fandoms must be unique.

Writing Period:

Signups are open through the 21st, with assignments out by the 23rd, and then you have until the 18th of December to deliver your gift.

Important Notes

You must be 18 or over to participate in Yuletide (because you might be matched with someone who requests smut), and signups close on 9pm UTC on Saturday, 21 October.

There's a known issue where the safari browser isn't letting people sign up properly, (when you get an exchange this big sometimes things break), so they say to either sign up on mobile or use a different browser. So that will be fun for me.

--

And that's it! Yuletide! Just under a week left to sign up, and 351 people have signed up as I write this letter at 1:30am. I just refreshed it and now it's 352. You can sign up on the Ao3 page here!

JOIN ME EXCHANGES SUCH FUN LETS GO.

[boxofbonesfic]

𝒪𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝒰𝓅𝑜𝓃 𝒜 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒…

I’m Bones, and I’m celebrating a huge milestone—10k followers! I am so honored that so many people enjoy my work, and I am so grateful for the friends and relationships I have cultivated here, and what better way to celebrate those things than with a challenge? I think we all know that the sanitized, kid-friendly version of most fairytales are nowhere near their grim, grisly original tellings. For this challenge, I would like to return to those bleak, terrifying roots, and come up with something darkly fantastical! 

For this challenge, I would like to both pay homage to my own roots, and the theme of my blog. Participants will pick one of the following 10 fairytales (or, to be fancy, you can use the spinner I made!) and then turn out the lights. This is a dark challenge, and, more than their originals, your entries should have a dark twist. Use your imaginations! Maybe Cinderella doesn’t get what she hoped for in her Prince Charming, or perhaps the story of Rapunzel that we know is not how things truly happened—it’s up to you! But your story must be dark—whether that is explicit, or revealed slowly through the events of your story, is, again, completely up to you! You can use the Roster of Accepted Characters to choose your fighter (lol)! Now, onto the rules!

 𝑅𝓊𝓁𝑒𝓈: 

18+ ONLY. This is a dark challenge, and while smut is not a requirement, I think the general subject matter, as well as the themes, will be inappropriate for minors. Smut is not necessary, but it is encouraged. 😏

Challenge opens 4/01/23, and will continue until the end of summer! September 1st! end on my birthday! 06/09/23! (The first of April to the ninth of June for my folks who do D/M/Y instead of M/D/Y lol)

YOUR WORK MUST MEET THE CHALLENGE BRIEF. If your work does not meet the challenge brief (A DARK retelling of a classic fairytale) I will not be reblogging it, and it will not be included in the challenge masterlist. I will not be making exceptions ❤️

You must place your work under a cut at 350 words. 

There is a 10k word limit. Go crazy!

You ARE allowed to use fairytales not included on this list, please just let me know in my inbox! 

Tag and warn appropriately. It is exceedingly important that we tag and warn our works to best of our ability, so that readers know what they are getting into. (Obviously don’t tag to the point where you spoil your plot, but, you know. Use your best judgement.)

Please, no: DD/LG, RPF, Toilet-play, Bestiality (but monsterfucking is a-okay), and no minors in sexual situations.

This must be new and original work. You may not submit previously written work, or work written for other challenges. It’s fine if this is part of a pre-existing series, but this specific piece must be a stand-alone, able to be read and understood without reading any previous work.

Three entries per person. You can submit three separate entries, or a mini-series with three chapters, but each piece must be beneath the 10k word limit.

Please use the roster to select an MMC. It’s okay if you want to use a character who isn’t listed, but please just check in to make sure it’s a fandom I’m actually into 😅

We are all working underneath the same constraints. It is not plagiarism for another author to use the same fairytale, or similar tropes as you. I will not tolerate false accusations, and will block anyone who makes them. 

Have fun! This rule is non-negotiable. If this challenge is not sparking joy, it’s okay to sit it out, there will be more!

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐹𝒶𝒾𝓇𝓎𝓉𝒶𝓁𝑒𝓈

✨Rapunzel ✨Little Red Riding Hood ✨Beauty and the Beast ✨The Little Mermaid ✨Peter Pan ✨Sleeping Beauty ✨Cinderella ✨Rumplestiltskin ✨Goldilocks ✨Snow White

𝑅𝑜𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇:  (Or spin the wheel here)

Steve Rogers

Joel Miller

Ari Levinson

Eddie Munson

Bucky Barnes

Peter Parker

Eddie Brock

Namor

Thor Odinson

Loki Laufeyson

T’Challa

M’Baku

Kang

Dennis Baker

Ransom Drysdale

Lloyd Hansen

Andy Barber

Steve Kemp

Nick Fowler

Lee Bodecker

Arvin Russel

Clark Kent

Geralt of Rivia

Have fun everyone!

[ks1971]

Some things I'd like to make sure you guys know!

I like the block men kissing. Not the real people now or ever.

I'd rather have my following to be 16+, as there's nsfw/suggestive content being posted occasionaly.

Incest/underage/mcyt rpf shippers DNI. I HEAVILY dislike you.

This account is not a place for queerphobia/racism/sexism/etc.

I don't condone RPF. Do not interact with me if you support RPF Techza.

THERE WILL BE OCCASIONAL NSFW ART PREVIEWS POSTED. BEWARE!

check out my strawpage for more compact info! https://starsof1971.straw.page/

That should be it. Have fun scrolling through me being totally not obsessed with them (^_-)-☆

techza art is #techza, anything other than that is #art [this is so that folks who don't want to see techza won't have to go through it when checking on other non-ship stuff. I do post/tag some things as emduo since it can be perceived as platonic and I view it that way sometimes too.]

[titanusamarante]

Hey Proshippers, Listen

You know,  as someone who has been in fandom so long that I helped produce local fanzines and my childhood internet browser was Mosaic. I feel like I need to say some things. Proshippers would get a lot less flak if y'all tagged your stuff better. Most folks are mad at proshippers because a ton of y'all include the general fandom tags, so graphic incest/rape headcanons and problematic ship art shows up in normal searches, and folks get squicked at best at triggered at worst. And y'all have way too many variations of the 'proship' tag, so that gets around tag blocking. Also, I've seen a lot of proshippers picking fights by flooding antiship tags with proship content. Meanwhile the proship tags have like, one or two haters. Y'all are kind of the aggressors here. And for the goddess' sake, stop acting like someone hating an incest or lolishota smut fic/headcanon is somehow analogous to nazi book burning. It's REALLY not. I think most of the problem is that the unyielding hand of capitalism forced all of fandom to interact when in the old days it was a bit more spread out. Certain content had its own locked communites or even separate websites. The idea that incest and to be frank pedophilic ships were more 'welcome' back in the day by wider fandom is because that stuff wasn't right out in the open. You had to actively go looking for it via websites or groups dedicated to the pairing. So the groups around it were naturally more blasé about it. It was literally by design. Meanwhile general fandom could theorize and make silly crossovers and gen fics. Nowadays, fandom is a continent worth of ecosystems in four of five public parks. We need separate spaces again. It was healthier that way. Then you can theorize in one space and head on over to another for the spicy content you want. And Gen folks couldn't stumble on said content as easily. But in the meantime, stop the victim complex and baiting and tag your stuff properly. (No general tags, keep to your ship tags). Then your 'anti' problem will drop by a good bit. Get your edgelord (picking fights on purpose and actively try to trigger folks) problem under control and the number will drop further. Youll still get death threats, because this is the internet and because both sides have a serious edgelord problem. But, go pool your resources and make your own version of the lemon archive with a nice forum. Then when the death threats come, you can literally go 'why are you here then?' AO3's tagging system is neat in the meantime, but it still has issues. Also, before the threats come. I'm not an 'anti' (unless it's RPF, which is ACTUALLY dehumanizing). I know certain fiction ain't going anywhere, even if I consider it gross. Just tag it better, ffs.

BTW, y'all REALLY need to learn the difference between media criticism and 'ban this filth' puritanical screeds. I lived in the Bible Belt during the Satanic Panic. I KNOW what ACTUAL censorship cries look like. And yes, fandom does have some serious issues. Especially with racism and misogyny. You can also criticize things you like, because nothing is perfect.

[sssammich]

fanfic writer questions

Thanks for the tag, @foibles-fables

1- How many works do you have on AO3?

i'm at 122 right now (wahoo!)

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

794,634 (i am on a mission to 1 million in the next couple of years)

3. What fandoms do you write for?

well i've been around many a fandom block, but i'd say for current brainrot:

supergirl (mostly supercorp, but i have a smattering of rare pairs because women, amirite?)

swan queen

bumbleby (i also still have so many rosebird dreams i'll get there someday)

makayuro (with a smattering of rare pairs also because women, amirite?)

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

well unsurprisingly, ever since plopping down on supercorp fandom, the numbers have been from there. but shoutout to my victorious fic from 2012 holding strong lol

evergreen, closest i get, not for nothing, you've got mail, and one way or another

5. Do you respond to comments?

yes yes absolutely!! sometimes i am late and sometimes i just leave it in there so i can have it stay unread but anyway i try to respond and i appreciate everyone who sends them to me. i have historically been a oneshot writer so it's been nice also to get comments on wips!

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

oh shoot angstiest ending?? well i think i would say my supercorptober ficlet about memory loss of sorts might tick that (it ends kinda idk open but not bad, i will say)

but then there's also this one old soccer RPF i wrote that's more, idk, poetry than any real fic about one of them leaving lmao

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

the happiest ending? i mean all of them, i reckon. if they end up together or have a promise of together then they count lmao

8. Do you get hate on fics?

uhhh none that i've seen? i mean if it's in the comments, no? but if it's elsewhere, then also no? i have been fortunate in that way

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

OMG YES I AM FINALLY IN MY SMUT ERA

uh i reckon comedy smut for now (read DickFic here) but the day is young and my doc is empty so who's to say

but i have dreams for some sad smut because i'd like to develop the range LMAO

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

surprisingly, i do not. what i instead do is just little spin through five fandoms at any given time and just confuse myself that way

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

unfortunately yes. twice now. once was for my victorious fic that was used for a 5th harmony RPF lmaooo

and then on thanksgiving weekend, the first chapter of Crepe AU was posted by an anonymous for a The Wilds ship (but my friends rallied to get it taken down so i didn't have to send a takedown form to ao3 while i was traveling home)

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

nope but that would be totally rad

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

i love fic writing group work so yes! i have a series of sad angsty women that i have with my best friend in my revue starlight fandom, and then, of course, @sideguitars and i have 'humans in the storeroom' (that reminds me it's my turn to write the next part smh)

i also like jumping into writing sprints or writing exercises with folks (like a round robin)

14. What's your all time favorite ship?

let's not do this, i shan't pick amongst my children

15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

so far all my wips are things i wanna finish and will do my best to finish. i have a couple of retired wips that will just sit in my ao3 forever and i have made peace with them, though.

16. What are your writing strengths?

i wanna say characterization, pacing, emotional resonance, and a simple and natural writing style maybe

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

action?? plot??? proper AUs lmao

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

i do not because i find i butcher it and also then i cringe lmao

19. First fandom you wrote for?

oh written for but never posted? hermione/ginny

posted for? god probably All My Children (bianca and maggie) when i was like a teenager hahahahaha

20. Favorite fic you've written?

sorry no can do i love them all because i wrote them and there are so many things i enjoy about them. but i will say that the writing events circuit i've done this past year (supercorp bigbang, bumbleby big bang, and swan queen winter solstice) are born out of a lot of labor of love and i'm really proud of the work i've done for them.

and not for a writing event, but i am also extremely proud of re:live for mayakuro fandom-- that one makes me think that if i never wrote for that fandom again, that that's a really good fic to end on)

No-pressure tags, of course: @sideguitars, @eqt-95, @fazedlight, @luthordamnvers, @vox-ex, and @waytooinvested

(yall have probably done this before but here it just in case!)

[inchidentally]

some of my trickier asks or things I want to keep out of the tags

[link was a twitter post saying they wanted to get rid of Oscar to have car|ando back together at McLaren]

AFASFGHLASHFL babe even as a car|ando person I have to let you vent that out because that is possibly the most cringe thing I have seen since maybe 2016. I am fully expecting DTS to do another segment on car|ando and frame it so that McLaren and Lando want Oscar to leave because he doesn't touch Lando enough on camera or use nonstop gay innuendo. forget teammates valuing respect for each other and piling up McLaren's hardware cabinet, why oh why won't Oscar tackle Lando to the ground or talk about dicks and balls with him for fancams 😭

sorry anon I'm just cutting off that last part bc I don't want to attract any discourse about it to my blog <3 but yeah I honestly find it baffling that car|ando ended up being the larry ship for F1 fandom when Carlos of his own volition chose to leave after one season?? if they were real life a couple and wanting sex all the time surely staying on the same team would make sense and that he wouldn't go to Ferrari and immediately start acting more like a besotted, handsy husband with Charles than he ever did with Lando yet no one thinks they're secretly married. why didn't he do like Daniel and stick it out with McLaren even during bad times to stay with Lando if real life couple

and straight up they're not only disregarding everything that Oscar has brought to McLaren and promises for the future ! they're deciding that Pato is disposable too. I say this as a semi fake fan but even I wouldn't base my predictions about contract negotiations on rpf.

<3 thankfully it isn't all of us car|ando people who go too far but it feels like the other side are getting louder and louder

honestly I can boil my two main issues with the car|andoisreal brigade to three points:

misogyny and publicly targeted hate toward their real life girlfriends who they actually do have sex with/have romantic feelings for and who they openly choose to be around at the exclusion of their sports bromance friend

this particular brand of car|ando revolving entirely around Lando being conveniently stripped of a personality apart from giggling so he can be handy insert for women desperate to have Carlos for themselves

bringing 1D shipping into yet another new fandom and basically rinse and repeat with Carlos and Lando's names inserted in the [namexname] box

I know that a lot of us car|ando folks are nothing to do w this garbage and the good thing is that usually these people take themselves out either by pissing off the men involved in the ship or getting bored waiting for their fake ship to "become canon" finding a new rpf ship to latch onto.

oh and I do know that the person who made the office meme about Lando saying the podium thing intended it solely as a joke but it found the Other Side real fast and they genuinely put it in their dossiers of car|ando vs |andoscar. which I don't get for many reasons but also if they think Carlos and Lando are in a secret gay relationship and Lando doesn't even like Oscar then why the need to keep going seeee seeeeee he loves Carlos not Oscarrrrr aslfhsalfhslahf jesus christ why am I even trying to rationalize this

thing is I don't want any more of this on my blog or in our part of fandom so I'm going to limit how much of any asks I'll answer about it. I don't at all mind if people need to vent but jsyk I might not always post it publicly.

I'd recommend blocking and not engaging with it to everyone else too. I might curb how much car|ando is on my blog for a while just because it's so embarrassing to be associated with the grown ass women stalking Rebecca/Carlos content and flooding it with car|ando comments.

[ingravinoveritas]

Hi! How are you doing? Sorry, maybe I'm a bit out of the blue with this ask, but I feel like you're my guide in the MS×DT fandom, I always read your blog and I like the way you share your point of view! I thought that maybe you can help me understand?

I read a tweet about Staged 3 that said: "David is in Japan filming an advert for WHAT??? No. Pls no. The BASTARDS. THEY KNOW. I bet it was Michael’s idea to put that in. Just to send the Good Omens fandom round the bend." and everytime someone asks them to elaborate or explain, no one gives clear answers 🥲 since English is not mother tongue, it's even more difficult for me to read between the lines or understand what they mean. I just got that it has to do with a fanfiction and a fruit, but that's it! I don't even know the title of the fic. Do you know what this is all about? It seems like something extremely cursed 👀 so if you don't want to go into detail, it's totally fine of course, but just a little bit more of context would be wonderful 🙈 I feel like I'm missing a joke! And I'm so curious especially because I can perfectly picture Michael shocking David with some cursed fanfic involving them! Hahahaha

Hi, Anon! Well, first let me thank you for your very kind words--I’m humbled and honored that you consider me your guide in the MS/DT fandom! I appreciate that so much.

So, let’s first get a gif up of the moment in Staged 3 that folks are referencing, for anyone who hasn’t seen it:

As a point of clarity, I feel the need to mention that what Michael is talking about (and by extension, what was being referenced in the tweet you mentioned (which I did see) and why everyone in the fandom went into uncontrolled paroxysms when this was said in Staged 3) is cream cheese:

Under normal circumstances, cream cheese is a delicious item that can be used in a number of dishes and applications, from cheesecake to fluffy cream cheese frosting to the always classic bagel with a little schmear (as I feel qualified to say, being a native New Yorker).

In this case, however, it is indeed a fanfic that is being referenced (which I also mentioned on this post recently). But this is no ordinary fanfic, Anon. It’s an explicit GO/Ineffable Husbands fic, but it is so beyond horrific in its writing style and content that it has become nearly mythic in its notoriety in the fandom. This is the kind of fic that would turn God into an atheist. If the GO fandom was a neighborhood, this fic would be the house at the end of the block with no paint and boarded up windows and that is probably haunted by the ghost of a Victorian orphan. Everyone knows to stay away, but some folks just get so darn curious they have to have a look...and then immediately regret it.

Now, if you actually still want to read this Kafka-esque dairy product-violating abomination of a fanfic, you can read it here. But I am urging you to take heed, and to bear in mind that the tags and warnings don’t come close to preparing you for what is in store. Proceed with all the caution in the world, Anon, and don’t say I didn’t warn you. Because I did. Multiple times. (I’m just saying...)

Also, to your point about Michael shocking David with a cursed fanfic involving them, I could see that, too...but for the sake of my sanity, I’m going to pretend that this is the one fic Michael decided not to share with him, and that he decided to stick with some nice, filthy, normal smut (GO or RPF) instead. We can pray, anyway.

I hope this helps to answer your question, Anon. Thanks for writing in! x

[darkweirdroad]

Blog Rules

This blog is mutuals-only for rp threads. Anyone can send asks; however, I may likewise choose not to answer any ask for any reason, especially from non-mutuals.

Don't guilt trip me into becoming mutuals with you or writing with you and don't force me to write anything I'm uncomfortable with. No means no.

I won't be writing smut on this blog, so please don't ask for it.

If your blog is dedicated to your specific fetish, or you use minor characters to rp your fetish (yes, even if it is nonsexual) please do not follow or interact. You will be blocked.

Don't rush me for replies

Don't reblog threads you're not involved in

Folks who write the same muse(s) as me are more than welcome! You have some good taste and I'm of the opinion the more the merrier

No godmodding, infomodding or metagaming. No auto-hitting in fight threads.

Don't force ships.

No in.cest or ped.oph.ilia plots.

I don't write with non rp blogs/"personals". You're free to follow and like things, but please don't reblog any of my writing unless it's tagged "ok to reblog". If your rp blog is a sideblog please let me know.

If you are not planning to send in a meme, especially if it's an easy out of character one? Please reblog it from the source, not me. It sucks to reblog a meme and get excited about a notification hoping someone sent it in only to see someone has reblogged it from me without sending anything.

Fandoms I won't rp with for personal reasons are Viv.zie.Pop ones (Haz.bin ho.tel and Hell.uva Boss), muses based on dre.am and other sm.ps, Harr.y Po.tter, and Sou.th Pa.rk, but I have no issue blacklisting character or fandom tags for those if you are a multi. I also don't feel comfortable rping with historical figures living or dead, or with real life people muses ("rpf"), and I won't rp with muses that are deities currently held sacred (Bud.dha, Je.sus Chr.ist, Abr.ahamic Go.d). Demons, angels, or mythological figures are OK and will be handled on a case-by-case basis.

Glad to tag any and all triggers upon request. I do my best to tag common ones.

I will not follow or will unfollow rp blogs that also post things that have absolutely nothing to do with rp and no way to filter them out. Nothing against you, but this is my rp dash, so I want to cultivate it as such.

If have a legitimate problem with me or someone I write with, my IMs and askbox are always open - but anything sent on anon with zero evidence whatsoever will merit a hard-block. I'm not here to entertain that and I know how nasty the rumor mill can get.

Related to the above, me hard-blocking means I don't want you to contact me in any way and I'll consider any attempts of circumventing a block to be harassment. I can be liberal with the block button and it doesn't necessarily mean I hate you — I'm just curating my space.

If I ever say or do anything to upset you or that makes you uncomfortable, please tell me! I want this to be a safe space for me and you. Sometimes I'm not the best at picking up on unspoken cues, especially online, and I would hate for someone to be upset and let that fester. I won't be angry when you set your boundaries or tell me what you need different, I promise.

Basically don't be a dick and you'll be fine.

I only share my discord information with mutuals. I'm fine rping there as well.

[goomarchaeologist]

Promo

Muse Info, RP Rules, and Mun Info:

About the Muse

Goombella is a junior at U Goom, a university at which she studies archaeology under Professor Frankly. In her junior year, she goes to Rogueport, where she meets some unseemly chaarcters — and Mario, whom she accompanies on an adventure.

Sassy, blunt, and passionate, she'll protect her friends or fall trying.

I headcanon Goombella as a lesbian and if that makes you mad then there's the door.

Also for the record I have no problem writing Goombella where Everything Is The Same But She's a Human. Verses page tbd maybe.

RP Blog Rules:

I won't be writing smut on this blog, so please don't ask for it.

At this time, I don't take magic anons

Don't rush me for replies. I have a life outside of od rp stuff.

Don't reblog threads you're not involved in.

Folks who write the same muse(s) as me are more than welcome! You have some good taste and I'm of the opinion the more the merrier.

No godmodding, infomodding or metagaming. No auto-hitting in fight threads.

Don't force ships.

No in.cest or ped.oph.ilia plots.

Don't guilt trip me into writing with you and don't force me to write anything I'm uncomfortable with. No means no.

I don't write with non rp blogs/"personals". You're free to follow and like things, but please don't reblog any of my writing unless it's tagged "ok to reblog". If your rp blog is a sideblog please let me know.

If you are not planning to send in a meme, especially if it's an easy out of character one? Please reblog it from the source, not me. It sucks to reblog a meme and get excited about a notification hoping someone sent it in only to see someone has reblogged it from me without sending anything.

Fandoms I won't rp with for personal reasons are Viv.zie.Pop ones (Haz.bin ho.tel and Hell.uva Boss), muses based on dre.am and other sm.ps, Harr.y Po.tter, and Sou.th Pa.rk, but I have no issue blacklisting character or fandom tags for those if you are a multi. I also don't feel comfortable rping with historical figures living or dead, or with real life people muses ("rpf"), and I won't rp with muses that are deities currently held sacred (Bud.dha, Je.sus Chr.ist, Abr.ahamic Go.d). Demons, angels, or mythological figures are OK and will be handled on a case-by-case basis.

Glad to tag any and all triggers upon request. I do my best to tag common ones.

Please leave your drama, your callouts, etc at the door. Sometimes people can be pretty awful, I get it. But there are ways to deal with that which don't involve harassing people off-site. Please tag your drama and your callouts also so I can blacklist. If however you have a legitimate problem with me or someone I write with, my IMs and askbox are always open - but anything sent on anon with zero evidence whatsoever will merit a hard-block, as will trying to get me to 'pick sides' in drama.

Related to the above, Blocking means I don't want you to contact me in any way and I'll consider any attempts of circumventing a block to be harassment.

Basically don't be a dick and you'll be fine.

I only share my discord information with mutuals. I'm fine rping there as well.

Mun info: Marker / over 25 / she/any pronouns

[blusical]

ST LOUIS BLUES: THE MUSICAL

Welp I'm probably going to regret this sooner or later but I might as well make this blog so that my hockey talk doesn't entirely get blended with my LGBTQ+ talk so uh... Hello! I'm Shadow. I'm a 17 year old queer kid who just wants to hang out with other hockey fans. I primarily root for the Washington Capitals and the St Louis Blues. Anyways let's just get the important stuff overwith 😅

Starting off with the most important disclaimer, I do want to emphasize that some players I talk about and post about do include the most controversial ones (ex. Patrick Kane, Alex Ovechkin). I want to make it clear that while I support some players *on* the ice, that doesn't mean I support them *off* the ice and vise versa. Still, if seeing *any* of those players makes you uncomfortable whatsoever, it might be in your best interests to tag specific players or to just not follow at all. I also talk about the Chicago Blackhawks, a LOT, regardless of if it's me hating on them or specific players, me glorifying specific players, or just straight up mentions. I will also talk a lot about their rival and my main team, the St Louis Blues. Again, if that's not your thing you might want to filter the "chicago blackhawks" tag. This is a heads up for both Hawks fans and detractors.

Secondly, who can interact? Well, since it's a hockey blog, I allow hockey fans of any team, any kind to interact! Casual, diehard, hell even bandwagons are welcome! I'm also an artist, and I really wanna get to know most other hockey artists, so if you're a hockey fan and an artist feel free to interact! (Note: the account must be mostly SFW). I am VERY MUCH open to seeing other Blues and Caps fans, especially considering there's not many on hockeyblr and I will admit I get pretty lonely hehe. That said, I also wanna meet rivals of said teams, especially Hawks fans, Pens fans, Flyers fans and Avs fans. As for who can't interact..

I will block freely overall, but in particular fuck off if you're bigoted (racist, sexist, queerphobic- including terfs and exclusionists- ableist, islamphobic, antisemetic, etc) anti-vaxx, anti-abortion, supports/involved in crypto/NFTs or if you're active in anti-recovery spaces (such as pro-ed spaces). Though knowing hockeyblr, this hopefully won't be an issue, but I'm putting it out there just in case.

Additionally, don't interact at all if you gatekeep fans of any kind (The only fans we gatekeep are bigots and creeps folks!), wish injury or even *death* on any players, are a gossip blog or confession blog, harass any fan of any team or you genuinely believe someone is a shitty person over the team they root for (Ex. believing every bruins fan is racist, believing every hawks fan is a rape apologist, etc). Hating a hockey team isn't a bad thing but harassing a fan *over* said hockey team is *always* bad no matter how you look at it. ...though this probably won't matter because odds are I have you blocked already lol. RPF blogs and fanfiction blogs can interact. However, this blog is not an RPF or fanfiction blog. Please don't tag my posts as "hockey fic" or "ship".

Incest shippers and pedophilia shippers on the other hand... please stay away from me. I'm a minor, 17 years old to be exact, and because of this I would prefer if NSFW accounts didn't interact. And if you don't want minors interacting with you overall, you might wanna block me as well for both our sakes. Remember, DNIs go both ways! This account is a safe space for POC, Queer folks, women, disabled folks, neurodivergent folks and other minorities. If you can't handle that, get lost.

Lastly, blogs with no posts combined with no avatar or banner, or blogs that have nothing but a stock image/stolen photo of a white woman as a profile picture combined with a name and nothing else will be blocked on sight, as chances are you're a bot. No exceptions. Blogs tagged as "Mature" may also be blocked, as half the time I'll think you're NSFW. Again, I block freely, and I will block folks even if they aren't on my DNI. If you're blocked, don't take it personally. TAGGING SYSTEM: +Stick to the Status Quo+ - Player hate. Will be tagged as +Stick to the Status Quo: [player name] Hate+ +Let's go tear up someone's lawn+ - Team hate. Will be tagged as +Let's go tear up someone's lawn: [team name] Hate+. +Champions one and all+ - Player ramblings/praise. Will be tagged as +Champions one and all: [player name]+ +Welcome to my Candy Store+ - Asks.

+Getcha Head in the Game+ - General Hockey Rambling. +And there's your final bell+ - Rant/vent, or otherwise serious posts.

+We're gonna rock the house+ - Reblog. +Shut up Heather!+ - Not hockey related. +I hope you enjoy the show+ - Anything related to the St Louis Blues or the Washington Capitals and their players (including current or former). +But I don't own a motorbike+ - Art, page decor, userboxes, you get it. Shit you should probably look at (no pressure): Umich Rumors (TW: Abuse mentions) Why censoring the names of players is a bad idea. The Sexualization of Hockey Players. (TW: Sexual harassment). In case you're curious on where I stand on Patrick Kane, read these (Archived versions. Heads up the images in the second link are broken for some reason).

Main blog and the account I follow/like from: @shadowstarlightwitch Disability and more: @thecringepunkarchives General fandom, fanfiction and art blog: @thatonedemonnamedlucifer (16+ only)

[skold]

how is it disrespectful for a fan of your fanfics to send you asks about it? /gen it just sounds egotistical to say you’re ignoring asks just because they’re sent to the wrong blog /nm

the way i had to look up what a nm tone tag means. it’s not mad. i’m old as shit

anyway here’s my thing. i love talking about fic with my readers and also other fic writers!! i just also understand rpf is a sensitive topic and squicks or triggers some folks, and i ALSO have personally been targeted by some nasty ass people before and i have been both doxxed for writing rpf and literally accused of child grooming for having opinions about censorship. if you were here in january 2021 y’all saw that shit firsthand.

so like. i specifically made that side blog for all of my posts about fic and so we can openly talk about it over there where i’m hidden from the search and the blog is exclusively 18+. so it’s an opt in thing rather than folks having to opt out by blocking an rpf trigger tag.

it also keeps that shit mostly separate from this blog, which is Known to Certain People whose name rhymes with him told, and therefore i would prefer to not have my fic linked to this blog more than is strictly necessary. even though he doesn’t seem to care. i just. yknow.

basically this is an scp foundation and i am trying to secure and protect the rpf to prevent a containment breach

all i’m asking is for y’all to respect the separation i’ve created between this blog and that one. there is a reason the blog linked in the end work of all my fics is that one. i am simply trying to keep the filth wrangled in one place and if people choose to ignore my boundaries and send me anon asks (ie messages i would have to answer publicly) about fic stuff here then i feel like y’all don’t respect those boundaries. if you HAVE to message this blog then ask off anon or dm me. if you feel like you need to stay on anon go on my fic blog. be as nasty as you want over there. be free we are all adults consenting to see explicit rpf content over there. on this blog we are not

tl;dr i understand why people wanna talk to me about my fic but it’s a respecting boundaries thing

[uselessheretic]

ok hot take but also i feel like the "ao3 needs as much money as possible bc theyre the last stand for fanfic rights and at any moment everything can be lost just like it was a decade ago" feels so... similar to the fear propagated by the state to defend anti terrorism initiatives or over policing. which i am not saying that these are the same things (fandom is just fandom in the end lol) but the way that this side of fandom is majority white women and kinda falling for the same line of thought is just...?

bc it is similar to the "we are the last stand against freedom and at any moment your lives can be taken away" based off of past threats where this "last stand" doesnt even fucking do anything.

but the inability to question anything with ao3 is just soooo weird where its viewed as questioning the right for fandom to exist. people see ao3 as the only thing protecting fandoms ability to exist and that they are the single thing keeping creators at bay from purging all fandom when forreal and actually? that hasnt been a threat for the last decade. the culture around fanfiction has changed since then where creators are more eager to see fans engage with it and encourage it. the handful of ones who dont are treated as a minority and kinda actively shamed. you really cant do an anne rice nowadays and not get a shit ton of backlash, not just from fans, but other creators too. like dude... if youre pitching books to agents they actually encourage you to mention if youve written fic because it shows how you engage with an audience 😭

that doesnt mean fic is safe with no threat against it, but the lack of action taken against fic isnt because of ao3... its just bc the climate has changed and ppl who were fans in the 90s are creators today

but again its a culture of "you cant question ao3 about ANYTHING or youre jeopardizing fanfiction" which is definitely bc of the weird polarization of proship/anti stuff that impacts shit thats not even relevant dndjdkdjdn like? wanting the site to update its tagging system, add the ability to save filters, block users, have a better response to harassment, actively state that it does not condone racism and bigotry, get rid of the invite system, etc etc isnt anything that really has to do with ship shit but its taken as Anti Stances which is fucking wilddddd

god or the whole... real minors having nsfw rpf of them thing (🤢) it was kinda wild to see proshippers reactions to it because from what i could see by going thru the qrts and blocking freaks...... most of them also thought it was fucking weird and shouldnt be a thing. which makes sense that the line between anime porn vs "wait but thats a kid???" is clear to even terminally online folks, but then ao3 refused to change it so instead of pushing back they just let it go. so it becomes another thing you cant question or else its threatening ao3 and youre one of the enemies.

iont know man but remember when that girlie on twitter "published" an article about how antis are a cult in ao3s shitty lil "peer reviewed" journal and it was so so sooo bad and had zero sources? its just kinda funny how the inability to question authority, the us vs them, and the financial exploitation is like uhh a thing w proshippers lol????

anyways this is why i think white women are forming a whole fucking fandom qanon bc the amount of absolute batshit insane things ppl say claiming that there are discords full of children being groomed by antis, that proshippers are dying in mass, and that their creative freedom will be taken away if you say "its bad to be racist" so they donate hundreds and thousands of dollars to an organization that straight up doesnt need it? LIKE................ someone call susans loved ones and help her out of this 😭

[vvindication]

hey im Vincent dirtyimbecile vvindication and this is sure is my blog here. I post about whatever im obsessed with that year, month, week, or what have you. as of right now I have been diagnosed with HARDCORE FALLOUT BRAINROT.

im an adult of 24 years of age, im white, my pronouns are he/him or they/them, and you can call me Vincent, Vince, or Vin. im here to vibe & make friends and nothing more. if you ;

a) dont want me to follow you (for any reason)? you can block me ! b) are my mutual? you can message me ! c) want me to tag something? send me an ask/DM ! d) are a t*rf/radf*m? fuck off !

✨ character page ✨ ✨ textpost tag // artwork tag ✨

I reblog DSMP content so if that isnt your thing, theres your warning. im not a RPF shipper or w/e and if you are, you arent welcome. I tag everything so if you still want to follow, you can block it.

I promise I reblog art I like, I just tend to put it in my queue for later. if you dont see it for a while, thats why :]

thats all folks, enjoy your stay !

[ohwhoopsok]

Howdy! Hot girl summer is officially over, it’s kinky shrew fall, bayybeeee!! Can you tell I’m excited? I started working on these fics in July, I’m so ready to share them, delayed gratification is not my thing.

I have completed 31!!! fics so far and I intend, life permitting, to post one a day starting Friday. Links will be updated below as I go. This is gonna be multifandom madness, so unless we’re real close to being the same person, cherrypick to your heart’s content! The Witcher is the fandom of the year, though, it’s got about a dozen by itself. Hm. Maybe it should get it’s own post later!

Anywho, to see the prompt(s) for each day, hit that read more.

🔒 - RPF you’ll have to log into Ao3 to see.

❌ - Major Archive Warnings

If it’s not obvious from the name, kinktober is for grown folk, minors will get blocked! 🔞 That said, grown folk, please heed the tags on each individual fic, some of these get grody. I want you to have a good time!

Edit: lmao it won’t let me hyperlink now, so full links it is, let’s see how long that works.

Happy Halloween, dolls! 🎃

Oct. 1 Stretching - Witcher - Eskel/Jaskier

Oct. 2 Hands - Witcher - Lambert/Jaskier Oct. 3 Marking - Witcher - Jaskier/Geralt/Lambert/Eskel ❌ Oct. 4 Hunter/Prey - Naruto - Kiba/Hinata https://archiveofourown.org/works/34245892 Oct. 5 Mind Control - Witcher - Jaskier/Geralt/Lambert/Eskel https://archiveofourown.org/works/34272379 Oct. 6 Glasses - Detroit: Become Human - Hank/Connor https://archiveofourown.org/works/34296394 Oct. 7 In the Dark/Public - Criminal Minds - Spencer/Luke/Matt https://archiveofourown.org/works/34318903 Oct. 8 Age Swap -  MCU (Deadpool) - Peter/Wade https://archiveofourown.org/works/34319296 Oct. 9 Somnophilia - Witcher - Geralt/Jaskier ❌ https://archiveofourown.org/works/34357249 Oct. 10 Forced Orgasm - Witcher - Yennefer/Jaskier https://archiveofourown.org/works/34357732 Oct. 11 Small Spaces/Piss - RT - Michael/Gavin 🔒 https://archiveofourown.org/works/34424179 Oct. 12 Assplay - TMG - Noel/Aleena 🔒 https://archiveofourown.org/works/34424602 Oct. 13 Blood/Mutation - Witcher - Letho/Jaskier https://archiveofourown.org/works/34425025 Oct. 14 A/B/O - Naruto - Shino/Hinata/Kiba https://archiveofourown.org/works/34443370 Oct. 15 Monster Fucking/Camboy - Venom - Venom/Eddie https://archiveofourown.org/works/34445335 Oct. 16 Feederism - The Raven Cycle - Adam/Ronan/Gansey/Blue https://archiveofourown.org/works/34446223 Oct. 17 Hotel/Motel - Supernatural - Sam/Adam https://archiveofourown.org/works/34547299 Oct. 18 Squirting - Supernatural - Meg/Cas https://archiveofourown.org/works/34548721 Oct. 19 Voice Kink - Witcher - Geralt/Jaskier https://archiveofourown.org/works/34567399 Oct. 20 Footjobs - Person of Interest - Harold/John https://archiveofourown.org/works/34567789 Oct. 21 Fuckbuddies - 9-1-1 - Eddie/Buck https://archiveofourown.org/works/34568320 Oct. 22 Oviposition - Witcher - Yennefer/Jaskier https://archiveofourown.org/works/34649233 Oct. 23 On the floor - 9-1-1 - Josh/Buck https://archiveofourown.org/works/34649431 Oct. 24 Public Exposure/Torture - Witcher - Geralt/Jaskier ❌ https://archiveofourown.org/works/34666126 Oct. 25 Brat “Taming” - NCIS - Abby/McGee/Ziva https://archiveofourown.org/works/34667020 Oct. 26 Scars/Temperature - Witcher - Eskel/Jaskier+ https://archiveofourown.org/works/34711915 Oct. 27 Oral Fixation - MCU (Deadpool) - Peter/Wade https://archiveofourown.org/works/34712287 Oct. 28 Virtual Sex - Face-Fucking - RT Jeremy/Fakes 🔒❌ https://archiveofourown.org/works/34763536 Oct. 29 Fear Play/Virtual Sex - RT - Michael/Gavin 🔒❌ https://archiveofourown.org/works/34800418 Oct. 30 Intoxication - Witcher - Eskel/Jaskier https://archiveofourown.org/works/34821847 Oct. 31 Soft Cock Love - Lambert/Jaskier https://archiveofourown.org/works/34851868

[expvrgction]

RULES (For mobile users)

Last updated on February 13th, 2024. Rules are subject to change without notice, so check back every now and then.

MUN INFO AND REMINDERS:

Mun is 29 and female. Muses are over 18 unless otherwise stated. Take note that I reserve the right to accept or deny any interaction at any time, and for any reason, based on the rules stated below and/or factors otherwise not stated here for my own comfort, wellbeing and safety. I also reserve the right to add or remove anyone from my role playing space on the same grounds, as well as the right to refuse giving any reason should you be hard-blocked. If I don't want to have you anywhere near my text role playing environment, respect that decision and move on.

I am a semi-selective role player! I’m the most comfortable role playing with close friends and other mutual partners, but don’t be afraid to ask for info, requesting for thread/plotting and/or just chatting in general if you are not yet a mutual or do not plan to be one.

This blog is meant for audiences 18 years old and above due to heavy amounts of dark and disturbing topics! Turn back if you’re a writer at any age lower than specified. I will not tolerate being lied about age to interact with me and anyone doing this will be hard-blocked.

CONTENT WARNING:

This blog contains sensitive themes (e.g: wars, death, loss of loved ones), foul language, blood loss and gore), and will be tagged accordingly.  

Remember: Character views =/= author’s views. Keep this in mind whenever muses I play as are doing things that are unacceptable in the norms of society.

UNSAFE CONTENT:

I don’t do NSFW role plays in the public, even if I am old enough to do so for this blog. Don’t force me to do this.

However, suggestive jokes may still be present. These will be tagged for those uncomfortable with those types of jokes.

ROLE PLAYING:

I prefer paragraphed text role play, and users who can keep up with it. However, I am open to other writing styles if needed be.

No meta-gaming and god-modding. Try to be fair when role playing.

Do not force fictional relationship establishment! I am not very good with establishing and maintaining romantic ships between my muses and muses of others and chances that I will be SUPER picky is high, but other relationship types are otherwise free game (familial, friendship, rivalry, enemies)!

Ask box availability to anonymity is at my discretion. If this feature gets abused to the point I feel uncomfortable allowing it to stay on, then it will be turned off indefinitely.

Do not spam the inbox of this blog! I am more than welcome to more than a question from one blog at a time, but getting more than five messages in a consecutive and short time period from the same blog can get irritating.

I prefer having prompts and memes I post/reblog linked to when I am sent one from a list. This makes answering given prompts easier! You don't have to, but that means I will have to look for memes/prompts I posted/reblogged.

Crossovers are more than welcome, but for personal preferences and reasons, I refuse to interact with canon characters and OCs from the following: Axis Powers Hetalia, Countryballs fandom, Homestuck, Poppy Playtime, Yandere Simulator

The following character types are ABSOLUTELY off limits from RP with me: Any character aligning with harmful ideologies in real life (e.g Zionism, Communism, Nazi), Real-People Fandom (RPF) blogs, characters who commit sexual crimes against children and animals. I will hard-block blogs with the following character types who try to interact with me in any way, no questions asked.

OOC:

Be respectful. Treat folks with respect as you would like to be treated the same, if not similarly. Being rude is not cool.

Be patient with my reply rate. I may be sporadic in activity, and I won’t necessarily reply to a thread right away.

Bullying, abuse, hate speech and otherwise poor conduct of behavior is not okay. Refrain from doing any of these.

Any disputes with me should be handled privately. If you have a problem with how I behave, tell me and I’ll make amends the best I can. I am a human like you, after all.

Do not drag me in any interpersonal conflict for no good reason. I’m aware that drama and related problems with social life online can happen anywhere at any time, but I’m here to write with others and have fun, not have petty arguments with people on a keyboard nor phone screen. In addition, public callouts or any other form of accusatory message regarding another mun sent to me, anon or otherwise, will be ignored unless you are willing to discuss it with me privately. However, I reserve the right to doubt your claims until you can adequately prove to me that the mun in question is an immediate danger to anyone they interact with.

Personal blogs are still allowed to follow and ask questions, but I will have you blocked/soft-blocked if you reblog ANY in-character interactions.

Breaking any of these rules land you a warning, and further violation will result in a hard block. Posting harmful content (e.g: Child abuse, animal abuse) in any way that shines them in positive light is subject to being blocked immediately and reported to authorities where applicable.

If you, at any point of time, for any reason disagree with the rules stated above, then it is advised that you avoid this blog altogether. Blocking exists, and so is the Back button. Use either or both.

If you have read the rules, send the phrase “Just do what comes natural” to my inbox! While it is not required, it is otherwise appreciated.

Thank you for reading.