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Everyone made fun of this but he had a valid question tbh

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hello and welcome to my ouran fancast:

tamaki: mads mikkelsen

kyoya: young keanu reeves

honey: that kid from stranger things

mori: dwayne the rock johnson

the twins: two michael ceras

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The heroes we need 🥺

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Tumblr user circa 2020: there has to be something wrong with you if you think cartoons are sexy. anyone who can get turned on by a drawing is a fucking loser lol touch grass.

Normal guy from 1932 talking to his coworkers: Betty Boop makes me so fucking horny I'm going to shoot myself in the mouth

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The southern goodbye is like the opposite of a French leave. The person you’re talking to will stand up and be like “Well, I’ve got to go take my mama to a doctor’s appointment and help my aunt clean her garage and feed my chickens.” like they’re giving you 5 extremely valid reasons they need to exit the premise that don’t translate to “I’m bored of this and I’m going now.” and often they’re telling white lies. I know I do.

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This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

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idk why i made this

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disco sketches

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Composure

Prints available

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Kim ✒️✒️✒️

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somebody posted cringe in the sky

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me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it