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helena eagan talks to a man as herself for the first time and she drives him straight to basement brain surgery she's such a freak i'm obsessed with her

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SEVERANCE 2.06 | Attila

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this is my favourite thing ever

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thatbemeqq

video is mildly funny but this comment killed me

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muscle memory

instagram

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Who are you?

IG || Kofi

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i don't want her memory. i want my own.

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the one perk he can't earn

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My husband and I heard you screaming at our door and are frankly confused by your vibe

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just pulled up. getting her outta there myself idgaf

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milchick telling the refiners that the waterfall at woe’s hollow is the tallest in the world

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online lgbtq spaces are so so so bad about constantly recreating strict binaries and gender roles they impose on other people bc theyre convinced theres a mass movement of people weaponizing their marginalized sexuality to gain clout or some shit and are just soooooo deeply uncomfortable with viewing experiences that differ from their own

sometimes people get weird and confused about the dumbest things and its also so odd to me bc itll be like "omg did you know this 'lesbian' author is married to a man?????" as a big scandal proving shes faking her sexuality even when shes very clear and upfront that their relationship is entirely platonic as if this is an unprecedented occurrence with no other explanation beyond "clearly she must secretly want to fuck that man!!!!"

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sometimes people get weird and confused about the dumbest things and its also so odd to me bc itll be like "omg did you know this 'lesbian' author is married to a man?????" as a big scandal proving shes faking her sexuality even when shes very clear and upfront that their relationship is entirely platonic as if this is an unprecedented occurrence with no other explanation beyond "clearly she must secretly want to fuck that man!!!!"

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The incentives were also reformed, and now range from hall passes to pineapple bobbing...

Severance, Season 2 (2025) Episode 1: "Hello, Ms. Cobel" / Episode 4: "Woe's Hollow"

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mark and Helly having sex:

Dylan sleeping in his tent:

Irvings subplot: