#taco bell headcanons

[valerian-riverheart]

The Taco Bell thing … go on….

OH MY GOODNESS I KEEP FORGETTING TO SIT DOWN AND ANSWER THIS AAAA

Okay so context I used to work at Taco Bell for about a year and a third, and my friend and I would make jokes about what kind of customer the characters of our shared interests would be like!

This wouldn't usually be about a specific order, since sometimes it's hard to say what Taco Bell meal a character would have. Instead, I base them off the types of customers I've interacted with. I'll try the professors in ravenwood for example:

Cyrus Drake: 100% the type to have an extremely specific order and would know IMMEDIATELY if you do it wrong. He won't even take a look in the bag. Would go inside the building just so he can stare directly into the kitchen from the counter. One of the only people who gives feedback in the surveys on the receipts.

Moolinda Wu: Only orders a veggie power bowl and water with a side of cinnabon delights. Though she doesn't worry much if the order happens to be wrong- except if there's meat on the power bowl. She doesn't really come around at all unless she's there with someone else. Prefers the cinnabon delights still frozen.

Uhhh I don't know if I should Mallistaire, Dworgyn, or Malorn- but I might come back to add all three of them in a reblog if I want to oops

Lydia Greyrose: So sweet and understanding, though she will be very particular about how long the food takes to be done and avoids going in during rush hours. Lydia also likes frozen cinnabon delights, was the one to introduce Moolinda to them. Asks for a cup of vanilla creamer, the managers say it's fine. Usually goes drive thru.

Dalia Falmea: Asks for extra diablo sauce, is delighted if you put a comically large amount in a small bag for her. Orders a side of tomatoes no matter what she gets. She would walk inside the building but gets her food to-go. Really she's a typical costumer, but what are you supposed to do when a literally hot woman is towering over you as she ponders about how many supreme dorito tacos she would like??

Halston Balestrom: Mexican Pizza Fiend. He was jumping for joy when he found out they were coming back. The only person to order a coffee in Taco Bell for who knows why. Uses the drive thru in the most elaborately built car you've ever seen in your life. Makes sure you put a utensil in the bag because frankly he doesn't think Taco Bell's pizza is exactly "finger food".

Sorry for the Balance teacher enjoyers too but I kinda lost steam rn I'm kinda sleepy but honestly that's the kind of stuff I would ponder COSLEMMFMF I might come back to add the rest of the professors but yeah you get the gist!

[vanweezer]

from february 💘

[psalacanthea]

I'm doing that thing again where a random scenario is showing up in my modern AU fic and I have to think of everyone's preferences so: BG3 companions, ice cream edition.

Wyll: The only man alive who gets an ice cream cone and somehow never drips. He loves a good quality vanilla, but likes it with additions, like a handmade fudge ripple or butter pecan. Will eat an ice cream cone with a spoon, confusing everyone.

Karlach: She wants to go to the place where they mix in shit in front of you. Gummy bears and pretzels. Red hots candy and caramel corn. She's inventing flavor combos you've never heard of. Also likes the blue bubblegum ice cream.

Gale: Ooh! Well, since you're asking, he knows a wonderful place a scant thirty minute drive away that makes their own handmade ice cream. He's been known to indulge in a pint or two...perhaps with a nice glass of wine! Toppings? Well, that would ruin the experience.

Shadowheart: She goes to the same place as Gale, but she hoards her pints in her freezer and you're not allowed to touch them. They have a dark chocolate raspberry she's obsessed with. It's hers, though. You can have a bite. Just one. Fine, you can have another bite.

Lae'zel: She goes to the fast food drive through, orders a chocolate sundae, and leaves. If their ice cream machine is broken again, they will pay the price. Will climb through a drive-through window to fight your manager.

Astarion: Goes to the trendy, insanely expensive restaurant, orders the thousand dollar gold leaf covered, smoked white truffle and whisky ice cream dessert, takes a picture of it for his instagram, and leaves without paying by climbing out the bathroom window.

Minthara: She will take two scoops of chocolate ice cream. Nothing more, nothing less. If you fail to deliver exactly what was ordered, she will have your business destroyed on Yelp. Her prowess on Yelp is legendary. Sometimes Astarion helps her make video reviews of restaurants. She has millions of views, adoring fans, and has no idea.

Halsin: He'd prefer something else for dessert, but he's already here, so...maybe a scoop of pistachio on a cone? Will get distracted and end up with it dripping all over his arm. Whoops! Now everyone's staring at him while he licks his own hand.

Jaheira: She prefers a pastry, but fine. She'll let you know once she's tried every sample at least once. Hmm. Not bad. And...you know what? Never mind. She's full now. Thanks for the samples.

[mel-weasley666]

New Headcannon!

Noel actually ends up being the one to ask Mischa out. It is considered the biggest cultural event in Uranium and is made free slushie day at 7/11. (+ free stuff at taco bell for limited supply)

[theflowerofthecommonwealth]

Jasmine and Nick: (Have gotten into an argument over Jas being reckless)

Jasmine: (Stamps her foot) “BUT DAD THATS NOT FAIR!!! YOU ARE BEING A JERK!!!”

Nick: (Patiently) “Jazzy, my word is final. Now go to your room to cool off that haughty attitude of yours.”

Jasmine: (Angsty teenage growls as she whirls around and storms off to the cabinets, reaching in for a box)

Nick: (Crosses his arms) “Jasmine- I said go to your room!”

Jasmine: (Takes the spaghetti noodles from the box and pours it into her hand, glaring over her shoulder at her father)

Nick: (Wags a finger at his daughter) “Don’t you dare-….”

Jasmine: (Snaps all of the spaghetti noodles in half while looking Nick dead in the eye)

Nick: (Bangs on his desk, rising from his chair) “NOW YOU’VE CROSSED THE LINE, MISSY.”

Ellie Perkins: (Sips her coffee) “Oh the joys of parenthood….”

[discountsoysauce]

Victor would make poetry by lining up those taco bell sauce packets. Mitch and Sydney would have to keep getting more sauce bc Vic keeps taking them for his poem

[propertyofkylar]

I wanna tackle Kylar onto a bed and cuddle with him just like let me sniff him and lick his lips he will taste like garlic bread.

And we will have a dinner date at panera bread I am gonna order all of the menu foods and give them to him while he is confused and feed him

he definitely smells and tastes like garlic.

but panera?? seriously? he deserves better than that glorified, overpriced hospital food. im taking him to somewhere classy…taco bell.

[bibliphale]

daily reminder that despite the fact that a.ziraphale loves c.rowley for who he is now , he still carries that love & reverence for angel!c.rowley , & it breaks his heart that he will NEVER see her again.

[burry-penguin]

👏 YES, 👏 YES, 👏 YES, AND YES 👏

answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation

[redactedrem]

Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.

[scrumptiousfoxglitter]

Consistency is a dying art form.

[lohstandfound]

i so desperately want one of these 'publish me daddy' hoodies from Taco Bell Quarterly but i have discovered they also have 'publish me mommy' hoodies. choices, dilemmas, and an empty bank account

[colorfulplasma]

Vortex drinking a baja drink there is no in-between

[pilesofpillows]

Sooo cuuutttee!! Lawdamercy! 💕💕💕

Alt! Attuma x Soft! Okoye HeadCannon:

Attuma's second favorite tattoo would be the bite mark scar, he has on his right hand due to being bitten by a hammerhead.  He loved it to the point he sketched out the outline,  of the jaws of a Hammerhead just to tattoo it around the scars he even covered with a design of shark teeth.

Attuma lifted his arm when he felt Okoye sit beside him before sliding close to his side.  Instantly, he squeezed her lightly while his hand settled by her hip.   Okoye reached for his hand, gently massaging his palm and knuckles while looking at the tv.  Slowly he felt Okoye's fingertips run over his scars, touching each one carefully. 

A crescent-shaped bite mark that healed into scars, covered his knuckles on Attuma's right hand.  Each cut held a small tattoo-shaped shark tooth filling in the scars. 

"What is this?", Okoye asked gently tapping the scars while Attuma flexed his hand in her grasp.

"A scar that I tattooed over a few years back", he hummed watching Okoye even trace a few.

"From what?"

"Well I got bitten by a shark while out at sea with my cousins", Attuma mused, giving a faint smile even while Okoye gave him a surprised look.

"It wasn't that serious, I promise.  But it was a hammerhead shark that happened to be chasing after a fish that got hooked on one of our fishing lines. I reached to get it out while Namor held it close to the boat, with me not waiting for help I got bitten", He explained, lightly shrugging his shoulders.

Okoye traced the fine dark lines around the tooth markings tattoo, the shape made out to be a hammerhead's jawline.  "You are lucky that it did not damage your hand."

Attuma reached to lightly grasp her chin, gently caressing her jawline while he spoke, "Maybe but it's something I cannot fully describe to see such an animal close and to watch it return back to the depths of the sea".  He leaned close to press a reassuring kiss on her forehead and then her cheek.

"Or you could also be biased about it since you do like sharks, especially hammerheads," Okoye deadpanned. Attuma gave a chuckle, flashing a crooked smile in response.

"If it makes you feel any better Namor was yelling while Namora threw a towel at my head since I refused to wait for her to help.”

[aumarias]

haikyu!! headcanons - seijoh main four

slight suggestive themes in matsukawa's

iwaizumi hajime

100% without a doubt, works out to relieve stress. it's an escape from his problems (oikawa) and helps him take out his anger in a healthy way.

his favorite color is definitely red. i don't know why he just seems like a red guy.

literally gets SO pouty when he's surprised with something. it could be a gift or a party and he'll get so pouty. he's so emotional i love him

he loves LOVES when you grab his bicep. it makes him feel so strong and manly and proud it's so cute his face lights up.

contrary to popular opinion, he LOVES physical touch, but only with specific people. he just loves feeling loved.

whatever you cook for him, he'll DEVOUR it. he'll literally eat it up he loves food especially if you're the one who made it.

oikawa tooru

he has major separation anxiety. when he's in argentina you know damn well he's spamming the group chat with messages and calls.

his friends mean everything to him. he'd abandon volleyball for them anyday. he'd never admit it though...

a horrible, terrible liar. cannot lie to save his life, he'll start laughing or smiling. his voice cracks if he tries to drag it on too long.

when he falls in love, he's in LOVE. the gc is spammed with messages about how much he loves his gf and pictures of her followed by long ass paragraphs.

if he ever catches you in his jersey, oh honey... you're never gonna hear the end of it. he'll do a whole photoshoot of you in it, it doesn't matter if you just woke up. he thinks you look stunning and now it's his lockscreen wallpaper.

the SASSIEST man alive. he'll give you so much attitude if he's pissed off. you gotta sit his ass down and tell him to cut it out cause it gets BAD.

matsukawa issei

i don't see him as a smoker honestly. however...he is a big drinker. beer, whiskey, rum and coke, you name it, he'll have it.

super handsy. can't keep him hands off you, he needs to be touching you at all times. whether it be a hand on your hip, waist, thigh, head, or an arm around your shoulder, he's always touching you.

working in a funeral home, he sees a lot of grieving families yk.. he has nightmares that one day he'll be the one grieving you. please hold him tight at night!!

king of midnight snack runs! it's 4am and you're hungry? no problem! let's do a cvs run. oh you want taco bell? it closes soon better hurry!

has the LONGEST eyelashes you've ever seen. it's not even funny how are they so long. he looks great with mascara, he'll even beg you to put it on him so he can show off to oikawa. (he does, in fact, get jealous)

jams out with hanamaki to 2000's white girl songs. i'm talking christina aguilera, britney spears, natasha bedingfield, etc. it's their favorite way to mess with hajime. (he secretly loves it though)

hanamaki takahiro

matsukawa might not be a smoker, but hanamaki totally is. he doesn't smoke often, but when he does he comes back higher than a kite. he only smokes to relieve stress.

our dear boy is unemployed, but he still tries to spoil you as much as he can. you want that swimsuit? you'd look so hot babe of course he's buying it for you.

not a very touchy person, but he tries to make it up to you by spending time with you. he'll stand by you in the kitchen while you're whipping up some coffee for yourself. he sees you on the couch? now you guys are watching a movie together. he just loves being with you.

late night drives with takahiro are to die for. you've never had this much fun in your life. the city lights and the music blasting from the radio lifts you to a high you've never felt before.

uses hot cocoa flavored chapstick. he stocks up during the winter since it's a seasonal flavor (which he thinks is super annoying) but you complimented him on it once and now it's the only one he uses.

on twitter nearly 24/7. he posts his every thought and somehow they go viral. he prides himself on that and comes to you every time his tweet blows up. "look babe! my tweet hit 100k retweets."

[bruciemilf]

Guess who's fallen back into gunbug hell again 😔

I’ll go to hell if you’re there!

In the spirit of Jason getting a golden retriever boyfriend (Roy doesn’t count, he’s a ginger raccoon) have some headcanons about the batfamily slowly absorbing him into the clique:

Jaime thinks Dick and Tim are the same person so he’s under the impression Jason has only one brother

Jason thinks that’s hilarious and doesn’t correct him at all

Thought Bruce was Jason’s brother too and Bruce loved him like his child ever since

Damian loves Jaime so much? It’s actually pretty hilarious. “Damian, can you grab me a coffee?” “Can, yes. Will I? No.”

“Hey little dude can you bring me —“ “I will kill for you, Reyes.””…Thank you?” “Please ask me to kill for you.”

“I’m going over to Jaime’s.” Damian’s limbs lock around Jason’s legs. “WE are going.”

Steph texts him the most random shit at like 2 in the morning and doesn’t elaborate. “got stabbed behind a Taco Bell lol” “?????????” “do u want a nightwing supreme “

DUKE AND JAIME BONDING!!! they love making fun of Jason’s tough guy persona and pull pranks on Bruce together.

If Jason and Jaime have an argument, Dick WILL show up at his dorm’s door with the biggest puppy eyes in the world. “Please don’t make me beat you up. You have the softest baby face in the world. It’s freaky.”

Bruce pays his student loans out of the blue and Jaime has no idea how to function with that.