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Trying to associate Princess Diana with Hollywood vulgarity! She also needs to lay off the fillers. She's ruining her looks and morphing into her 68 year old 'momager', Chris Jenner, by the second...
#kim kardashian#Chris Jenner#dermal fillers#lip fillers#bad plastic surgery#classless#can't buy class#tacky is as tacky does
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You ever have those moments where an idea just... won't leave your head?
#dcu#batman#bruce wayne#green arrow#oliver queen#fake tweets#things I was not able to adequately convey in the format:#obviously Bruce's reasoning is really a lot closer to Ollie's but Bruce has a secret identity to maintain and Ollie... well#I don't know if you can make it out but his twitter profile pic is him in the Green Arrow costume and that's not accidental#also I am pretty sure that Bruce does just have the first airing date of The Price is Right saved in a corner of his mind palace#just in case it's ever relevant to a case#and he's angry at Ollie because Ollie knows that and also knows Bruce can't admit it because it would raise too many questions#also I did consider an extra scene where they tag-team harass Lex#but it just didn't sound right to me#also I put a whole load of Green Arrow references in here#Q-Core N_Singh and H_Fyff are all from the Nu52 Green Arrow runs#albeit Naomi and Henry are at least in the good Nu52 runs#obviously this is post-Snowbirds Don't Fly/Hard Travelling Heroes in general so Oliver is trolling Hal and setting up needle exchanges#and even Hal explaining to Ollie what Twilight is is a reference to one of the most dated things about the Arrow pilot:#the extremely tacky Twilight joke#anyway hope you enjoyed!
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My official application to join the far cry 5 fandom
#far cry 5#jacob probably doesnt wanna be there#Joseph hitting that offical pose....#really like the posters around the game so i had to make their corny tacky advertisement#also faith in a suit bc obviously...?#oh why does tumblr make it so blurry unless u click on it
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Literally the first thing i thought when i saw his design
#i LIKE THE KINGSLEY DESIGN BTW#i think its sleek and fun and a good subversion of a typical pirate look#he does look like mcr does sea shanties#he looks like a baby he looks 22#fucking vampire prince of darkness bullshit#learning to be tacky in new and interesting ways i love him sm
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whats rosquez baby look like plsssss
she is SMALL for her age and has hmmm i think she has marc's eyes and annoying smile and tiny ears but vale's insane head of hair (with a weird parting pattern that she hates) and nose/chin and long ass neck. she doesnt listen to rules for shit and is an awesome criminal that marc (control freak) chafes at sometimes while vale (emotional latchkey kid comma thinks rule breaking is funny) always encourages. tags after him into the garage OFTEN and gets to hold wrenches while he fucks around with marc's motocross bike... she did NOT inherit the marquez freak stare she leans more smarmy charisma monster valentino style and yes she has a fuck ass bob for a while as a teen. she is the largest adrenaline junky in the world FULLY got marc's lack of forethought in terms of danger and her parents are like well sweetie you do not have to do bikes (hoping to not put pressure/do a doohan where the baby is in much safer motorsports after their life of motorcycle medical trauma) and shes like. i wanna do bikes.
#i also lean more clean marquez than tacky 90s kid rossi for her but the vale-pirate aesthetic never quite leaves does it....#motogp#callie speaks#asks#her first crash where she tries not to cry bc 'motogp riders dont cry' (verbatim quoting baby marc unknowingly) and both parents wanna die
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@syndrossi
#read the first Reverberate AU post and since both rhaegar and daemon are vulnerable to the candle—#it looks like it’s up to jon to trash that lousy slightly tacky home deco#he does this in every single au. i know; he told me so.#resonant by syndrossi#house of the dragon#jon snow#jon targaryen#rhaegar targaryen#daemon targaryen#resonant videos
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day 21 of @hprecfest — a fic rated M | previous recs
author rec! more importantly: tacky rec! evocative, poignant & mature (heh), @tackytigerfic's works are charmed slices of aching life. tacky has a gift for making a meal out of the mundane: their style is imbued with the hush of a glade, something quiet that burrows under your skin and expands there. writing about magic lends itself to the excitement of outlandish predicaments— fuck or die marriage bonds, werewolves, time travel— but i love how tacky takes these improbabilities as opportunities to explore the vulnerable and common humanity that fuels love, friendship, desire, grief. i'd take a chance on tacky's spin on every ship, every trope & every circumstance, purely because i'm convinced they'd take as good care of me as a reader as they do their brilliant, complicated, messy characters.
i chose tacky's M-rated works because i think they best demonstrate how narrative pleasure can, and often does, lie outside the graphic. for an action-oriented, fast-paced reader like me, fics that hold my attention through careful tension & hard-earned payoff are especially enthralling. everything tacky writes, regardless of rating, is glorious & an instant recommendation, but when i think of especially fascinating work with a rating that doesn't usually hold space in my preferences, it's these:
between the power lines (M, 3.2k)
For Harry Potter, all roads eventually lead to Draco Malfoy.
an elaboration & attestation to my personal maxim: to fall in or out of love with someone, take a trip with them. glory be that these two do, glory be that it's the former. this fic stretches and softens with every word, like resin in the sun.
the long fall (M, 3.6k)
It's supposed to be a simple house renovation, and maybe it's just the paint fumes, but Harry is feeling dizzy around Draco Malfoy. And what's the real meaning of family, anyway?
vignettes from a life & love that glow hotter with every change. every word exchanged carries the weight of so much history, care & consideration. the dynamic is sweet & achy, a take on new parenthood that leans entirely into the uncertainty & joy of changing realities.
last offices (M, 6.7k) (mcd)
It didn't seem fair that Malfoy was dead, and Harry was supposed to just keep on living without him.
i reread everything before reccing, but i couldn't bring myself to reread this one because of the sharp, acute devastation of it. pain, regret, grief, dialled up to the extreme and done shatteringly well. the non-linearity of this fic is especially cruel; the heartbreak is never allowed to settle. 100% recommended!
our little life (M, 7.2k)
Sometimes Harry dreams. Only they're not really dreams at all, and Malfoy is always in them. It's time travel, but not as we know it, and Harry just needs a good night's sleep.
entire lives woven into snippets of togetherness, the call of something distant yet inevitable. harry dreams of universes with draco, which is to say, harry dreams of universes where he's loved. also includes the absolutely stellar line: Harry wondered if there was any possible universe in which Malfoy wasn’t an absolute dick about his dad.
take the moon (M, 15k)
Harry Potter has always wanted a family of his own, and when a deadly blood curse forces him into a marriage bond with his best friend Draco Malfoy, it looks like he might just have found one. This isn't the story of the marriage. This is the story of two hurt and damaged men who learned how hard they could work for the sake of love.
two men who don't quite know how to allow what they want fully into their lives, a slow crunch of yearning, the even heat of a dynamic that holds itself away from the brink, brilliantly satisfying when they give into the fall.
in conclusion: a stellar author with a flair for the understated whose works call to be savoured. as always, if you love them (it's tacky, who doesn't?), let me know!
#drarry#drarry recs#drarry fanfic#tackytiger#geets recs#geets does hprecfest#there is a lot i have to say about tacky's works that didn't fit into this#the pattern of tacky always placing these characters in some kind of#alternate setting/reality/circumstance#there's smth abt how they work with the concept of change that's absolutely masterful#i'm reserving this commentary for when i read the WIP & inevitably want to yap abt it#they're also#incredibly funny#so many of these themes can be heavy or angsty but tacky will always fit in a voice that sparks amusement#a line here a situation there an expression elsewhere#you'll grin about it#anyway tacky if ur reading this i love u and everything u do thanku for being such a force in fandom
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i was wondering how it was possible for dev patel to play an action hero more soulful and endearing and badass and effortlessly cool than most and then it hit me: there's no sassy one-liner after the action sequences
#i get that those one-liners are supposed to make american action heroes more badass#but it's very funny that it now does the opposite#and makes your hero tacky and harder to relate to#monkey man#blablatag
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i hope newsies uk knows this move will never not piss me off they were not slick & this was in fact weird as hell! fix it before u come back!!
(clarice is not here bc im using the program after cast change btw. the girls were already on tv. it was not a “surprise” anymore. they were just ….)
#couldnt hire a correct amounf of girls and then proceeded to treat them like this..#our beef is FOR REAL!!!!#thanks for a great cast tho wish they were treated the way they deserved to be#this is just tacky tho like be so fucking for real with me#i cant stand the way this production was ran#and i hope when it does come back its completely new ppl#(it wont be)#(they cant even come back after saying next year lmao)#(no one knows what theyre doing over there)#newsies#spot conlon
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New OCs
(briefly, humans and supernatural beings have to team up for building better relations with each other and all the supernaturals can shapeshift and take on human appearances but also have their 'original form'.)
OK so I was GOING to draw fanart today - I had a fun idea and everything! But health anxiety (and anti-anxiety meds) wore me out so I kinda .... slogged through OCs as a treat to me. I am going to go to the doctor tomorrow so HOPEFULLY it's all okay.
#my characters#also kite is the worst socially and says things he thinks are surely fitting for a human conversation#but ends up insulting grady with 99% of the comments and that makes grady not fond of him#but then grady is like super pleasant to others and doesnt know how to act around kite and flubs a lot too#its a disaster and the twins are like oh no this is painful#mr tengu that was so tacky you cant say that to a human#mr tengu you cant DO that to a human STOP BEING LIKE THIS#while callum is just like wow this is hilarious thanks for bothering my younger brother its adding character to his life#and kite is stressed because thats the least encouraging thing to hear ever thank you v much hes TRYING to adapt#but also kite isnt his real name and he doesnt know squat about humans BUT he knows they have the internet#and so hes like well the problem is i dont want to actually say my name to you all because what if i am Online (TM)#and so he asks for a new name and then is like he should name me - the tiny one who wants to kick my ass should name me#so grady is like ....... nooooo...... dont............ and then suggests kite bc he's done google research#and kite is a type of bird and according to wikipedia has some familiarity to tengu so therefore yeah#and kite is like !!!!!! DOES HE ! KNOW THINGS ! and happily accepts the slightly researched name while the other humans#are like grady stop that is bullying the poor guy leave him alone pick a normal name!#anyway not drawn yet but there is a human guy partner for the twins and he immediately is like perfect#i know which is which lets go out and explore the human world for your research#and they dont understand how he knows them apart so fast and none of the other humans seem to tell em apart#but then none of the humans are shocked at the guy who knows so the girls are like sir howst do you know#and hes just v casual oh right yeah younger identical twin sisters - i have Practice ! and they are endeared to him haha#anyway if you read all those tags ty#and yes in his tengu form he does actually have the long nose please do not be mad#i just dont draw noses normally and im too tired to practice rn so#i only drew the second one today anyway - the first pic was done a couple days ago but i didnt wanna post on main#but then here i am posting on main#im sorry
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season 2 episode 17
#m*a*s*h#mash#maxwell q. klinger#klingerfashionarchive#mashblr#that dress would look so tacky on anyone else how does he do it#for want of a boot
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Ironic how the least high fashion and out of place fit of the lux couture line is the one the fandom likes the most
#“OMG THESE OUTFITS ARE SO UGLY AND THE COLORS—”#SHUT UP ITS NOT MY FAULT U HAVE NO TASTE 💅#but legitness as someone whos been following high and runway fashion trends for a while...#ace's outfit is so tacky....#get with the times acey boy bedazled boleros are so early 2000s#high fashion trends rn are returning to the loose boxy shape#which we see in azul and jamil#vils fit is actually much simpler than what i expected though#but does hold some of the newer trends rn like playing with pleats/folds and layering different fabrics#aces silhouette sticks out like a sore thumb#so i had yuu also get a cropped coat to balance it out#once is a mistake twice is a choice 🤓☝️#twisted wonderland#twst#ALSO I find it funny that people say the color combination is ugly bc 1. they used the huntsman's palette is an obvious reference#2. THATS LITERALLY GUCCI'S PALETTE JDBCSJXKXKA
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style practice w a style swap 🖤🩷🩵🤍
#i wanted to try a style thats like. semi chibi. sort of in between the chibiish style and the regular one#its fun!#it was just sort of a practice doodle between another thing im working on for a friend but i wanted to share anyway#finn's ocs#anyway abt the girls:#mira is totally leaning into bella's style while bella is more awkward w the swap HOWEVER#bella actually likes the soft look more than mira likes the edgy one. internally bella thinks its very cute even if she might say its tacky#mira on the other hand is having fun but internally she DOES think the egdy look is tacky lol but she doesnt care#theyre both just hanging out though. they are having fun :)#basically its like#bella: ugh its so tacky (its so cute!!! >///<) / mira: its so cute! (its so tacky lol)#i feel like those doesnt necessarily contradict though. and thats why they are friends
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Me 4 months ago: hmmmmm… this could be a fun book to pass the time with
Me now: just found another crumb of murderbot content in an interview from 3 years ago. the gates of heaven have opened up and enswathed me in golden light
#tacky whines#what do u MMMEEEEAAANNN murderbots energy source of choice is ART’s drivetrain…. WHAT DO U MMMMEEEANNN#what is it like#‘hey do u mind if I charge off u for a bit’#does it need some kind of special adapter#I need to draw this now#added 2 the pile of drawing ideas
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the thing about designing my work’s website is that i did fine art for 3 years so i have biased opinions and my boss has some very….. “graphic design is my passion” kind of ideas and no matter what i say she doesn’t change her mind and i have to like reluctantly just go along with it even when it inevitably looks like shit
#which it does. it always looks shit#’is there anything we could buy to make it better?’ no girl!! your ideas just looks cheap and tacky! polishing a turd doesn’t change what#it is at its core!!#photoshop or any other fancy editing software won’t improve this!!#like im sorry but pls one of us knows what colours go together and its not her#but also then she goes ‘we need to figure that out and be we i mean you’ and i’m like ?????#HOW can i figure out how to bring to life your god awful idea??? my brain can’t conceive it please don’t leave it to me or ill just make#smth entirely different!!!#😭😭😭😭😭😭#stelle yaps
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Had a dream last night where I had to get glasses to wear for the rest of my life (as I do not wear glasses currently) and for some reason in the dream couldn't remember what my own glasses looked like despite them sitting on my face, aside from the fact they were green coloured. I kept getting compliments on my glasses from friends and strangers alike, saying how amazing they looked or how great I looked WITH the glasses and how it suits me, etc etc, and then I finally saw my reflection and got to see what the glasses looked like,
and found they were comically small, plastic glasses and did Not fit my face at all, and yet my dream self just looked at this and thought "hell yeah everyone's right I DO look great in these"
#Kailey Does A Talk#Dream Doodles#Dreams#they weren't impressive in the slightest and if anything I thought after waking up that they looked a little tacky.#like even if they WERE normally sized and properly proportioned for a human face I dunno if I'd go with this if I had to get glasses#But my dream certainly thought they were apparently The Best. anyway this is Very silly and I thought I'd share :]
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