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boo is eating trash. trash is delicious and it doesn't understand why it can't! so it has a habit of sneaking through the crew's rubbish (just for a snack!) and is verrryyyyy careful not to get caught. in the middle of munching on some glass, boo is too preoccupied to notice the door opening.
"boo!" it exclaims in a panic and rushes to hide evidence of its snacking. it knows lying is wrong, but eating trash is even more wrong! and it doesn't want to be in trouble! "was cleaning! not being bad!" boo, however, is a terrible liar.
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ik vind het wel heerlijk hoe het idyllische imago van Nederland steeds meer omlaag keldert, like eerst werd de wereld bewust van zwarte piet crap, ondertussen is Geert Wilders internationaal de meest beruchte NLse politicus, toen las men over Mark Rutte en hoe sterk hij samenwerkte met Israël, op tiktok trende(?) het hoe eng de noordzee is?, men is nu bang voor Nederlandse trappen omdat ze stijl zijn?, mensen ontdekken snert en maken het belachelijk, zelfde geldt voor de taal, iemand maakt tiktoks over hoe grappig NLse "directheid" is en het werkt averechts want mensen worden bang van hoe onbeschoft het is, de reputatie van Europa / EU ligt sws aan diggelen nu meer kids leren wat voor gewelddadige dingen het voor staat, en nu bij Olympiër Steven van der Velde vraagt men zich af waarom er bijna geen gevolgen zijn voor p*do's en waarom hij niet gewoon 'op de lijst staat' en waarom in hemelsnaam Nederlanders hem verdedigen en het over hebben bij '"hij is al gerevalideerd". de reputatie van t land mag helemaal kapot
petitie tegen die vent btw
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FULL NAME: boo // actual name cannot be read by humans
SPECIES: ??? suspected old god
GENDER: none
PRONOUNS: it/its
DOB / AGE: ??? / ??
ALIGNMENT: chaotic neutral
OCCUPATION: ??? the monster under your bed
DRINK, SMOKE, DRUGS?: no, no, no
ORIENTATION: pansexual
POSITION: submissive bottom
COUNTENANCE
HAIR COLOR / STYLE: dark brown changing with mood, wavy and fluffed
EYE COLOR / STYLE: pitch black with no whites / downturned almond
HEIGHT: five feet, two inches in current form
TATTOOS/MARKINGS: blackened limbs, ouroboros twisting over chest
PIERCINGS: none
NOTICEABLE TRAITS: claws and fangs, occasional scales on back, serpent like tail, horns
MENTAL
POSITIVE TRAITS: sweet natured, affectionate, compliant
NEGATIVE TRAITS: wide-eyed, oblivious, attachment-prone
LIKES: the dark, people, hide and seek
DISLIKES: yelling, hurting children, salt
BIOGRAPHY
after being unknowingly summoned and subdued by a master cultist, the elder god of autosarcophagy and self sabotage became the monster under her daughter's bed. the child named it 'boo'. boo, unaware of its otherworldly power, was content to be the child's imaginary friend. the monster lingered in her shadow for years: loyal and sweet to its master. however, boo's existence near the child would prove to be fatal. the child was diagnosed with terminal cancer as a result of boo's closeness. neither boo or its young master was aware, and boo stayed by her side until her premature death. now boo sticks to shadows and plays with children in the darkness. although generally unaware, boo does have an inkling that it is dangerous to humans and makes sure not to follow them home. boo is eager to please and is searching for another longterm friend, preferably someone who is not affected by its powers.
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Do u think those 2 in the white phial fucked each other
no............. what do they think they're doing larping as the toxic working enviornment sauce nelvas is bathing in.. i have no idea. also n*relion is ill and dying do you want his last crumbs of life to be wasted on getting his rocks off with some dude he doesn;t even like? think of his health please because clearly nobody would. also they don't have the yammy as hell lines about each other nelvas have, obvious comparison
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