#sys shit

[god-of-knk]

The fact I literally cannot exist within any system space on tumblr without seeing fucking syscourse is wild to me. Even on posts unrelated entirely to syscourse, nope, there's still syscourse in the tags. There is no escape from the syscourse. It's taxing. It's so taxing. I cannot be the only one exhausted by it.

[2scentz]

I TOOK HER TO MY PENTHOUSE N I FREAKED IT!

hello Lee here !!!! 🎸 posting these :PPPP

[chaos-in-one]

Me: is just a normal human dude in sys who happens to heavily relate to fennec foxes

Our Brain: Fuck you you’re a fox now

Me: I’m what?

Brain: :D fox

Me: Suddenly has ears + tail

Me:

Me: WHAT???? 

[the-smeagol-system]

Ahhhh this body doesn’t move the way I want it to!!!

-Jinx

[fazbearentceo]

Systober Day 4: Problematic Alter

Dante Ashwood, our C!Wilbur introject!!! (He/Hym)

Art belongs to Escargotdelune on Twitter!!!

[boyswillbedogz]

not sure who we are rn or who left coffee in the fridge but thanks i think

[yoursminehourss]

i agree with val on ONE THING. red bean paste good

[just-some-sillies]

no one ever sends us asks so we'll just do it here :/

❤️ — we currently have a host (mike), a co-host (michael), and a sort of co-host (toshi). we've had 4 previous hosts too I think

🧡 — our hosts don't really have subsystems but another alter is an introject of mike so ??

💛 — our alters tend to come and go a bit so yeah lots of job changes

💚 — oh yeah our inner world is like. a house

💙 — I think we're pretty cool with most terms?? we don't like being referred to as parts though

💜 — we have quite a few ambiguously aged littles so. yay children I guess

🤎 — we're pretty collectively fox therian but we also have a lot of animal alters and stuff so it gets complicated

🖤 — wish wish wish we had more alters that liked doing helpful things and taking care of the body

🤍 — ?????? n/a ?? sounds like an endo thing

💌 — mask's handwriting is so so shit it's awful no one can read it we can't read it I hate it. other than that it's pretty similar

💐 — zashi is pretty good with chopsticks but we mostly can't. I'm (lily) ok at skateboarding but some others are so bad

🌹 — 20 ????? waow no

🥀 — not really I don't think. maybe

🌺 — we're mostly queer but yeah. biker is cishet. so's dave. probably others. stanley ?

🌷 — over 15 no but red has the most I think ? at least 5

🌸 — what is going on in other systems. no ?

🌻 — n/a we use names online

🌼 — not quite sure what this is asking. the voices. the fucking guys

🌑 — uh. character from an unreleased podcast episode that was made for a challenge on a stream. I checked there's one fic on ao3 and it's only like 100 words

🌒 — I don't think so ? we're mostly pretty source attached

🌓 — n/a

🌔 — animal alters. big paws

🌕 — oh yeah rai can speak japanese in headspace but not in the body :( he's not happy about that. also he speaks spanish better in headspace but we're learning that anyway so

🍎 — I think we have exactly one headmate with consistent amnesia barriers

🍏 — fuck if I know

🍋 — always there but couldn't always access it

🍍 — we're not overall super religious but rai is into more spiritual stuff and zee is super christian

🍉 — not something I've ever thought about ?? only technology we really have in headspace is a radio

🫐 — our ex I think. she was fine with it

🍒 — nope ? if this an endo thing then n/a

PLURAL ASK GAME (30 questions)

Have an ask game we came up with while waiting around at the hospital today!!!

Remember to practice reblog karma!!*

*reblog karma does not apply to us/the original post, but you're free to send us asks anyways; and if you do, send them to @thecorpsefactory

❤️ — How many hosts do you currently have, and how many have you had in total?

🧡 — Do any of your hosts (current or previous) have sub/side/hemi/etc-system(s)?

💛 — Do people in your system retire from their roles/'jobs' often/do you have a high turnover rate?

💚 — Do you have an inner world? If so how many? And can you (or any headmate) control any of them?

💙 — If there are certain plural terms that your system doesn't like what are they? And why?

💜 — Do you have any age or age-identity that has more people aligning with it than others? (i.e. more 16 year olds than anything, more agesliders, etc)

🤎 — Is your system collectively any form of otherkin or therian? If so how did you figure out you were that collectively? And do any individual headmates not identify with it?

🖤 — Is there any type of role or headmate you wish you had more of? (i.e. more protectors, more traumaholders, more endogenic headmates, more walk-ins, etc)

🤍 — Do you have any system visitors? (i.e. someone who doesn't live in your system but stops by sometimes— doesn't have to be able to front)

💌 — Are there distinctions between headmates' handwriting? If so who has the worst handwriting? And who has the best?

💐 — Are there any headmates who can do something IRL that the rest can't? (i.e. sing, use chopsticks, dance, do math, etc)

🌹 — Any headmates have over 20 different names?

🥀 — If you have an inner world are there any places from real life that are there? Or any places inspired by real life?

🌺 — If you're a primarily queer system, are there any cishets? And if you're a primarily cishet system are there any queer headmates?

🌷 — Are there any multisourced headmates with over 15 different sources?

🌸 — Is there anyone taller than 60ft/18.2m?

🌻 — If you use emojis (or other symbols) to indicate headmates, have there ever been fights over who gets what?

🌼 — If you could describe your system in words that have nothing to do with plurality or spirituality, how would you?

🌑 — What's the most obscure source anyone has? (OCs do not count)

🌒 — Do you have anyone who wants nothing to do with their source, and doesn't identity with it, but still uses with their name and/or appearance from their source?

🌓 — Do any headmates have allergies that carry over to the body when fronting? If so do they act like normal allergies or are they more 'mild'?

🌔 — Are there any headmates who struggle with modern technology? If so why?

🌕 — Can anyone speak any languages in headspace that they can't speak bodily?

🍎 — If you experience amnesia barriers, are there any headmates who have inconsistent barriers? (i.e. sometimes sharing memories fine, other times being unable to, only being able to share with a select few, etc)

🍏 — What is the highest amount of headmates you've ever had at any given moment? And what is the lowest amount you've had at any given moment?

🍋 — If you have an inner world, has it always been there? Or did you have to work to create it?

🍍 — If you're religious, do any of your headmates practice a religion different from your collective one?

🍉 — If you have an inner world, do you have inner variants of social media or other forms of digital contact? (i.e. phones, laptops, etc)

🫐 — If you're publicly a system, who was the first person(s) you told? And why? What was their reaction?

🍒 — Do you have any headmates that originate from a system other than your own, but now reside within yours?

[ PLAIN TEXT ] We Are A Diagnosed Traumagenic DID System We Are Pro Endogenic And You Will Not Change Our Mind If You Harass Us You Give Us Consent To Harass You Back

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marco is literally fake as fuck i will not elaborate

[god-of-knk]

Something really shitty but also really small about being a closeted system is wanting to show off your pride for your specific identity, but that identity being contradictory to what you're "out" as. I'm vincian, but we're "out" as omnisexual. I'm aromantic, but we're "out" as demiromantic. It's irritating that we've gone through the stress of coming out but I still can't really express myself.

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real

Plural Culture is "the hosts parents-"

"they're your parents too"

"no the fuck they are not"

[radiocircuitry]

Ok i need to buy an electric guitar before i DIE but i literally dont know how to play and im so scared

[vebokki]

shen yuan's weekly "binghe YOU HAVE watch this anime i can't let you walk around being so uncultured"

[boyswillbedogz]

Sometimes our gatekeeper just hands us information. like, i dont remember this happening but the information has been planted in my head that it did so okay i guess.

for example, i now know that we've switched hosts at least once or twice. Rex (4-6th grade), is a kaminari fictive who i think still exists but m not sure. I suspect that we had an oc introject named Tokyo who was the host before that.

I also know that we switched gatekeepers a few days ago, though idk who the gatekeeper in the first place was. new one is less stingy about information, and ive decided to call em Mystery / Mys. p sure he's a fictive of sebastian from pressure.

[habromania-kalopsia]

rating bitches in my system on how easy it is to tell theyre(???) cofronting:

Stan: 9/10. our tics get bad when he's near front and also he makes a lot of "thats gay" jokes

Dakota: 10/10. they are just easy to tell bc he's British

Otto: 4/10. he's a lurker and really good at masking so we never know he's there until he says something

Ruem: 5/10. he needs a cane so it's fairly easy to tell lol

-Sawer / Percy (:

[milktrician]

(what the. who threw a wife plot device in the middle of a peak lord meeting)

i thought about this bit at the end of the airplane extras the other day. bro why are you looking at your coworkers like that rn