#switch jaskier

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

Eskel: YOU SAID YOU WERE A STARVING ARTIST!!!

Jaskier, sitting on the kitchen counter: yes! Starving for cock. Thank your brother for that.

Geralt: I told you I was a bottom before we started dating.

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 114

Jaskier is sat at camp, DRENCHED. "You're lucky the drowners didn't start going for you!" Geralt was ranting at Jaskier, as he had been for quite a few minutes now. "How was I meant to know that the branch I was on was unsturdy?" "All the ways I've showed you how to check for that!" Geralt growls at him, which... Well, fair. "The worst part of it all is I lost one of my rings!" Jaskier whines, he glances a look at Geralt and sees a thunderous expression, thus he glances away again. "...I am sorry, Geralt. I didn't mean to get in the way." Geralt softens a bit and sighs. "Just... Don't do it again." The next morning, Geralt wakes Jaskier up by chucking a ring at his face. "Geralt! Oh thank you! However did you find it?" Geralt just grunts a bit but thankfully accepts Jaskier's praise and thanks for the rest of the day. "...Geralt-" "What? What is it?" "I- One of my rings is gone, I don't know what to do-" Geralt sighs. "Can't we just buy you another?" "No! This one was special!" It was one Geralt bought for him after all. Geralt slinks off and returns a few hours later, holding out the ring, much to Jaskier's delight. "You're so good at finding them!" "It's not that hard." Bullshit, Jaskier thinks. Jaskier is ripping his rings off in a rush in order to start tending Geralt, only to accidentally fling one toward the poor man. Geralt reaches up and catches the ring in mid-air, before grimacing as the movement had pulled at one of his wounds. "Oh, Thank you, Geralt!" Jaskier tosses a ring to Geralt one day and asks him to store it in a bag, safely. A few days afterward, Jaskier asks Geralt to find the ring in the bags and give it back. But then realizes Geralt is staring at his hands. He's waiting to be asked to get the other rings. With a look of... Excitement? Joy? "Geralt, do you really enjoy bringing my rings to me that much?" Jaskier asks, before cringing as it had clearly embarrassed Geralt. "It's not a bad thing! I think it's cute!" He says in a rush. It's official. Geralt loves to fetch. Like a dog. They now have a new routine at camp, that whenever they had nothing to do, Jaskier would toss some things, and Geralt would either catch them, or race after them as they soared through the air into the distance. Jaskier is bloodied and exhausted. His arms are tied in front of him, but he still can't seem to rip his gag off. His parents have sent for him, he just knows it. They probably have some noblewoman they want him to marry, or some relative died and they think it'll be a perfect segue into making him perform his duties. As if. Jaskier slips off one of his rings, and tosses it to the ground as the wagon pulling him starts riding off toward his birthplace. Hopefully Geralt is still just as determined to return the ring as usual.

[petew21-blog]

The singing Witcher

Geralt laid in his bath after having sex with a local whore. He fought a witch today thanks to Jaskier pissing her off with some comments of his.

A scream through the building:"Geraaaaaaalt!!!"

Geralt:"Fuck..." Jaskier. What now?

Jaskier stormed into the room. Closing the door behind him. "Geralt! Geralt she's back and now she's more pissed than before"

Geralt:"Jaskier what did you do now?"

Jaskier:"I had to celebrate that victory of yours today. So I sang a song about it. It was slightly mocking her"

A bang on the door. Geralt stood up, still wet, naked. And took out his sword.

Jaskier already saw Geralt naked, but even in a moment like this he had to take a look. Geralt now ready for the witch with two swords. He chuckled.

Bang! The door were now wide opened. The witch stormed in ready for Geralt. She binded him with some spell. Geralt was now fighting invisible ropes

"Why are you defending this worthless shit screaming and not able to sing human, Geralt? He makes fun of all of us. Everyone who's not a human like him"

Jaskier:"That's not true, I actually mock only those that Geralt meets on the journey"

Geralt in pain, struggling:"Jaskier. Now is the time to shut your mouth"

The witch:"Yeah, as he said"

She observed the two men. "Oh I have an idea. Haha. This is gonna be good. Well Geralt since you already tried to kill me while defending him, I'll give you a gift. You will be able to have your friend so much close to defend him. And you, you little rat, you will be able to sing about more adventures and see everything Geralt sees so nothing escapes your songs. Maybe singining them now will be more fun"

Their appearances started to change. Geralt noticed Jaskier's hair getting longer and white, while his were receding. Jaskier was getting bigger, while he was shrinking. They were becoming each other.

Geralt:"Stop this"

The witch:"Only you can stop it. The reversal is hidden in love" and then she disappeared in a black fog

Geralt's binds were now set free. He looked down to see Jaskier's now naked body. He looked to the right to see his shocked body with ripped clothes that couldn't withstand the transformation.

Jaskier looked down in shock. Now in his much lower voice:"Geralt? Fuck." his voice surprised him, but also amused him. Hearing Geralt's voice coming out of him gave him an idea:"Toss a coin to your witcher!!!" his low not singing voice echoed the room as Jaskier laughed after trying to sing it

Geralt:"Jaskier stop this now!"

Jaskier:"Oh Geralt this is amazing. We could make so much money with this. The singing Witcher! Can you imagine?"

Geralt:"No and that will not happen. We will swap back"

Jaskier:"Not to disappoint you, Geralt. But you heard her. 'The reversal is hidden in love' and as you are in my poet's body you already know what that means"

Geralt:"No, it must be something else"

Jaskier:"What else? Falling in love with each other. I don't think so. We have to have sex together, Geralt"

Geralt did his grumpy sound, but it sounded as if Jaskier had a sore throat

They laid next to each other for hours. No one wanted to move

Geralt:"Let's just get this over with" he said as he got to his old dick. Now looking way bigger from someone else's perspective. It was hairy with big balls. Not hard, bit Geralt would take care of that. He knew what his dick liked. He started making small circles with his tongue around the head of his dick while jerking it at the same time. He felt the dick hardening in his mouth

Jaskier was enjoying this way too much. He was smiling the whole time, but stopped before Getalt looked at him. He had everything good now. Great body. Great view of Geralt's dick. And his old body sucking on his big cock.

He felt like he needed to be more dominant now. With all the muscles there was no way he would let Geralt dominate him

He pulled his old hair to lift his head

Jaskier:"On your back!"

Geralt noticed the change of expression in his old face from Jaskier's amused look to a much serious one so he obeyed. A wave pf fear and submission swept over his mind

He was now on his back, his old body on top of him, pushing his legs apart. Making his way inside of him.

Geralt could feel the hair pulling in his ass along the sliding shaft inside of him. Jaskier's body must be so much weaker than his. The pain he felt was overwhelming.

Geralt felt pleasure like he never has before. He liked pain and this was painful enough

Jaskier:"I'm so tight"

Geralt:"Would you just shut up and fuck me?"

Jaskier:"Show me how much you love it that you're getting fucked by yourself!"

Geralt:"Jas...."

Jaskier:"Show me" and pushed harder

Geralt:"Ahhhhhhh.... fuck me!!! I need my dick. It feels so good" screamed and didn't even notice how much more talkative he was getting the more the two of them fucked

Jaskier didn't warn him. He just pulled out and between the moans of pleasure shot cum on Jaskiers chest

Jaskier collapsed, sweaty next to Geralt

Jaskier:"Well that happened"

Geralt was quiet after what just happened. He couldn't believe it. But he knew he liked it. Jaskier's body did. He was now becoming more and more like him. Having some of his memories. He knew that if he would start singing now it would sound good and he would probably even enjoy it

Geralt:"You seem different, Jaskier. I feel different. But I thought we would swap"

Jaskier:"Hmmmrrr. Yeah"

Geralt:"You're a bit more like me. You don't talk as much as before. My personality is taking over and so is yours. I feel like I can't stop talking "

Jaskier:"I do"

Geralt:"We have to find the witch"

Jaskier:"No need to rush" he said as he grabbed him from behind and pulled him back to himself

They were in mountains on track to find the witch. They knew they were close. Her hiding place was in front of them. A small fire burning in the distance

Her voice echoed from the rock a over:"Coming for help, my dearest witcher?"

Jaskier's deep voice echoed back at her:"Reverse this!"

Geralt tried to show that he was still the one who was previously leading them in his old body:"Yeah do that. We don't want to stay like this and I don't want to perform another one of his songs. So now do your thing and we'll be on our way"

The witch:"Oh, Geralt. It's so funny to see you being so talkative for a change. And you, singer, finally shut your mouth. I hope it was a great lesson for the two of you. Now....."

Geralt:'Now what."

The witch looked genuinely surprised and laughed hysterically:"Hahaha. You two. You didn't. Hahaha"

Jaskier:"What?"

The witch:"You fools. I told you that love was a way to reverse this. All you had to do was live the life of the other person to understand them better"

Geralt looked at Jaskier. "So it wasn't about making love, but loving the other one as he is?"

The witch:"Yes. How could you think any different. You chose your fate now"

Jaskier:"What do you mean by that?"

The witch. The sex sealed your swap. You are in these bodies forever

They sat on the edge for hours. Observing the view. Contemplating what to do

Jaskier:"We could ask Yennefer"

Geralt:"She won't help. Not now."

Jaskier:"So you just wanna stay like this?"

Geralt:"We can go to the coast. Fish, swim, drink, live."

Jaskier:"You would really abandon your adventures?"

Geralt:"There isn't much I can do now with your body. Neither can you until you learn how to properly fight."

Jaskier:"You're right. Before we learn how to be each other completely, we'll be dangerous to ourselves."

Jaskier stayed silent for a while and then responded. "Fine. Let's have a life together on the beach. But If you will piss me off, I'll start singing and I can guarantee you that my ears hate it"

Geralt smiled and grinned at his old self knowing how much he hated his voice, but was grateful for the friend he found in his life

A story request from inbox

That henry and joey swap story, amazing. What about inside world body swap. Where Jaskier and Geralt swap bodies thanks to some random witch and she tells them the only way to swap back is to fuck each other. But it actually makes the spell permanent. (They got each other memories n skills or smth)

[thedemonofcat]

So tomorrow, we get a teaser trailer about The Witcher Sirens of the Deep. If anyone is unaware, there is an upcoming animated film based on the short story A Little Sacrifice.

Now, I don't know about anyone else, but I'm excited and curious about how the characters will look. This will be the first time seeing Essi Daven, so she probably looks like how she describes in the books, but I wonder about Geralt and Jaskier.

Are they going to take after their Netflix actors' appearance?

Their game version appears.

Hell, maybe they'll even look like how they are described in the books.

[mylarena]

suddenly feeling emotions abt jaskier again.

the way geralt has always insisted hes not jaskiers friend, that he needs no one. the way hes disregarded jaskier for all 20 years that they traveled together. the way he was thrown away on the mountain. jaskiers learned that geralt doesnt make friends.

so why is it that he treats everyone at kaer morhen as if they are?

he clearly loves the other witchers, cares for them and protects them. he can understand that- theyre family. he cant stop the pang of pain he feels knowing that he was never close enough to get that.

he clearly loves ciri, slipped into his role of her father despite the years of strict denial and refusal to take the place destiny had demanded of him. he sees the way he dotes on her, makes sure shes fed and warm and as comfortable as she can be. an she deserves it, melitele does that girl deserve all the love an care in the world, but it still hurts, knowing that he didnt matter enough to the wolf to be treated half as good as her.

he can see that geralt still loves yennefer, despite their fights and conflicts. he sees how he lingers, how he treats her softly even when hes coping with the things she did. he sees how fast he started to forgive her after coming back through that portal with her. he heard their conversation on that bridge.

it hurt more than he could ever imagine to hear that he wasnt a part of their future.

he can see the way he treats triss, treated mousesack, even the dwarves.

maybe geralt does make friends.

maybe jaskier just doesnt make the cut.

[vaperarmand]

I'm sorry to say I don't share your passion for Netflix version of Witcher. But I do love the books and Joey Batey and his Jaskier. So since I won't be watching s3 I'll very much appreciate seeing glimpses of it through your posts, so don't be shy!

i'm actually right there with you LOL what happened to me is that i watched season 1 and developed a crazy hyperfixation and got extremely attached to jaskier as a concept (genuinely he's a top character of all time to me.) and played the witcher 3 the wild hunt for over 200 hours in like. a month? i haven't read the books! or i've started one. and i own two of them. when season 2 came out i said okay this was mid. but burn butcher burn was like my top 2 song of the year on spotify wrapped. and season 3. well. i hate season 3. i think genuinely i would rather have jaskier be queerbait than have him have a bisexuality storyline with RADOVID........THE FASCIST. it's like the showrunners don't know i killed him in the optional game quest. and he didn't even have a big ballad ......... WHATEVERRRRRR. anyway im an optimist #optimist and also i very rarely don't finish things i start so i will be tuned in for season 4 for better or worse. idk why in my mind i'm thinking liam being geralt will fix some of the show's really bad writing but again. #theoptimist

[lotusyiyen]

[eileensdress]

Canon top Jaskier is the FUNNIEST thing that couldve ever come out of s3 oh my god

[piratingconstellations]

joey batey did not lie JASKIER HOT GIRL SUMMERRRRR

[blackparadedean]

[fwogdetective]

When you lick the Nintendo switch game cartridge

Loser (affectionate)

I couldn't wait for someone to gif it properly so I had to do it quickly

[perseruna]

heyyyy do you have any details/sources for the ca*ill being a jackass thing? ngl i watch twn for yen and jaskier so i was already planning on continuing to season 4 but i'd love some reasons to be actively excited for the actor switch. but i haven't kept up on the behind-the-scenes stuff so i'm kinda lost on that front if you're up for sharing any of what you know!

okay guys buckle up this is THE anti henry cavill megathread xoxo

First of all him dating a teenager as a 33 year old fully grown man literally gross and disgusting.

Also as this quote implies they started dating a year prior and only went public when she was 19 so they supposedly started dating when she was 18.

His entire dating history is a MESS. Sure the women he dated are not him, but he chose to date them, I wouldn't even associate myself with people like these let alone be in a relationship with them. He dated the infamous transphobic TERF Gina Carano, albeit before her loud controversy, but I doubt her harmful views were any different back then. His current gf has a history of doing black face.

His "Me Too" comments.

His comments on the Me Too movement are literally so vile. If you don’t want to be called a rapist, just don’t rape women, it’s literally as simple as that. They’re even more foul because they’re promoting the idea that women lie about their abusive for fame, promoting that harmful rhetoric especially in our times is incredibly dangerous.

Now onto his on set behavior.

We can't talk about his set behavior without mentioning the deuxmoi set leak. Here's the transcript of it:

[Transcript:

There’s something I really really wanted to read to you guys--it has to do with why Henry Cavill left The Witcher. I know that was something that you guys were super interested in when it happened, and I just recently got this message. Somebody was like “Hey, do you want to know what really went down?” And I was like “Sure!” So let me just read it. It says:

“At the beginning of the show, Henry was good to work with. A lot of difficult demands that made people feel like he wasn’t a team player, but that’s not unusual for a really big star. Though in TV it truly usually doesn’t happen until the second season. But in season two and three something shifted and he became really impossible for women to work with, which is always a big problem, but even worse here because the showrunner is a woman. He would try to overrule her and try to get changes made last minute across the board without her knowledge, which, if you know anything about showrunning, is completely fucked. The showrunner has to sign off on every miniscule detail down to the buttons on a costume. Female writers and directors were suddenly being completely ignored on set, unable to do their jobs. Every department head was complaining. He started making comments—it wasn’t a sexual thing, he wasn’t grabbing anyone or being lewd, but it was disrespectful and toxic all the same.

“He is deeply addicted to video games, to the point where it was like working with any other addict. He was distracted, he was late, he was obsessive, and a lot of people think the misogyny came from gamer world. Video game bro language is not how you talk to coworkers, and he wouldn’t stop. Someone on the show compared it to watching someone get brainwashed by QAnon, like his whole personality shifted. Eventually his disrespect escalated. He would rewrite scenes without even alerting the other actors in the scenes until it was time to shoot. He decided that he didn’t want any romantic scenes at all—no kissing scenes, no shirtless scenes, et cetera. He wanted complete control of storylines but really had no idea of the limitations of TV, structure, budget, et cetera. He formed a weird alliance with one writer who was also a gamer, who eventually got fired after multiple HR complaints were made and after that writer left, Henry did anything he could to hold up production and cause problems.

“Eventually top brass at Netflix was tired of him costing them money with delays and HR investigations and the showrunner was asked to construct a potential exit for him. Netflix reached out to him personally and he was given one final warning, and violated that warning with an email he sent to the entire writing staff right after that meeting. That was it. It’s very disappointing.”

End transcript.]

Now believe me or not, but I know from a really good source that the leak was indeed real.

There's a lot of patterned behavior that tracks with what we know of him and his past controversies.

After that leak came out, there was a lot of people from different places coming to comment that ‘yes’ they’ve heard a very similar story adding a little bit more details of their own.

this quickly deleted tweet from one of the writers/producers:

there were rumors about him being an asshole to Anya specifically.

He went on record that he doesn't "understand" sex scenes. Which I know the sex discourse is rampant nowadays and each to their own, but he specifically signed up for a role that requires those scenes and then refused to do them and was allegedly nasty to Anya about it and with the way he talks about women...

Also it’s important to touch upon the “writer he had a weird alliance with” that man in question is Beau DeMayo of the recent fame of getting fired by Marvel from X-Men ‘97. He was previously allegedly fired from The Witcher for being emotionally and physically abusive. And he allegedly got fired from X-Men for being abusive as well. One of The Witcher writers tweeted this after Beau smeared them for “disliking the books” Beau was literally the first person to start that narrative.

The fact that it was HIS idea not to say lines of his dialogue in S1 and instead grunt. To the point that Joey had to take Henry’s lines and make it his own, so the plot would make sense, he talks about it in this interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Oyh0t117t0U&, and then once S2 press arrived Henry was talking about how he was trying to fight the big bad writers to give him more lines. Ridiculous.

Everyone is already pointing out that the cast looks so much happier without him, and it’s very true. Henry was never present on close to any BTS pics from filming the previous seasons, or on any cast dinners or birthdays. He wouldn't even do any shared interviews with the other three mains but only had solo interviews which to me was giving disrespectful like you're an ensemble you’re not the only lead here. It felt like he was above them to sit down and answer questions with them. When they were doing press junkets in Brazil and Poland Anya, Joey and Freya would always arrive together and leave together with that man leaving all the events early and by himself. And like people who post quotes from the cast about him being perfect from press junkets as “proof” are insane to me like Obviously they’re going to say nice things about him, not only they're newcomers, and he's an established industry name, but they’re doing PRESS for a show that he’s a STAR of (well, was lmao)

The fact that he never defended Anya from the racist trolls, even though most of them were HIS fans. Like she had to go through so much and that man couldn’t make a single comment about it as a leading man BUT he could make a whole IG post because people were being mean to his gf and calling her out for doing blackface.

And sure people might say that a lot of these are unverified sources, and I’d get it if it was a singular case, but there are a ton of these accounts that all match each other. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.

[rebrandedbard]

I think a drink for the quicking pain

Will set us both to rights again

A brew for a bob better do the job

And if not we'll repeat the refrain:

A splash and a shot and a pint or two!

Three fingers for me and four for you!

A sip for each sorrow he put us through

And a toast to every ex we knew!

Was drawing Jaskier in my ren faire doublet when I tried to exaggerate his pose. Switching back and forth between the layers made it look like he was dancing. One thing led to another and I decided he needed someone to boogie with. Yen's straight vibin'

[0dde11eth]

Geralt: do you have an off switch?

Jaskier: I do it's right next to the prostate

[thelostgirl21]

AND NOW HE'S THE FAMILY GOAT!!!

The capricorns

I found this interviews [x] and I couldn't help but make a stupid parallel 😅

[endiness]

s2 interview of joey talking about jaskier and yennefer's relationship and anya

INTERVIEWER: In the first six episodes that I saw, there are no scenes with Jaskier and Geralt, but there are plenty of Jaskier with Yennefer. There are a lot of purple outfits, jokes exchanged, and somewhere in it all, true friendship is born. I have a feeling this might be our all new favorite duo. JOEY: (laughter) Oh, yes! Move over, Henry, there's a new power couple. Working with Anya is always an absolute joy. We worked together a lot in Season 1, we got along really well. We love analyzing scenes together in a similar way, she's used to all my nonsense, to me changing things. She agrees to it and I learn a lot from her because of the way she works. JOEY: And it was really nice to see Jaskier, his new life, and how he develops a new friendship with someone who may not have been his favorite person until now. It was actually fun to play. It's always fun when me and Anya are arguing as Jaskier and Yennefer and then we hear "cut!" and we go make some tea. We sit down, drink tea and talk behind the scenes, and then we quickly get back to it. It's really fun to switch between the two, so I was actually happy to see Jaskier in these new situations this season.