#switch!jamie

[trashyswitch]

Brody's Memes vs Schneep's Antics

Chase likes to test the waters when it comes to teasing Henrik. But everyone, even Jamie, knows not to mess with a clever surgeon like Schneeplestein...

This fanfic was suggested by Shannon! Thank you, and I hope you enjoy! Anyone else awaiting the Egos comic that'll be coming out soon?

“Hey Henrik.” Someone called. 

Henrik turned around. “Hm?” 

“Henrik.” The person said again. “Vhat?” Henrik replied, turning to look at the person. 

“Hi.” The person said with a smirk. 

Henrik sighed. “Hi Chase.” He replied before turning back around. 

Chase smiled and pulled out his phone. While Henrik was texting on his phone, Chase had started sending things to him. 

Henrik noticed the notification and clicked it. 

[H] 

[I] 

Henrik looked at Chase over his shoulder. “Really?” Henrik asked. 

Chase giggled and went back to his phone. 

Henrik tried to go back to texting. But he started getting different notifications. The first one was an airdrop of a distorted picture of a horse with the word ‘HONSE’ on it. 

Henrik raised an eyebrow and looked at Chase. “Vhat is zhis?” He asked. 

Chase smirked. “...Honse.” He muttered with a laugh. 

Henrik clicked the ‘deny’ button on the photo, and went back to texting. But he had only written 3 more words when another airdrop notification showed up on his screen. This time, it was a picture of a person hitting its head in the corner of the room. 

[Y’all ever find a corner and just ñҰҰҰêêêêêê]

Henrik looked at Chase. “.....Okay, maybe I’ll keep that one.” he said before clicking ‘Accept’. He went back to texting. He got a few words written down before clicking send. And right as he was about to go back and text someone from earlier, another notification showed up. 

It was a picture of a strawberry with a gun. 

[This is a strobbery] 

It was at this point…that Henrik had decided that was enough. He moved to his own camera roll, and started choosing photos of his own. With the photos chosen, Henrik started airdropping photos to Chase’s phone. 

“Hm- EW! What the hell?!” Chase clicked the ‘Deny’ button. “No!” 

Henrik smirked slightly and airdropped another photo. 

“What is- GAH!” Chase covered his eyes for a moment while he clicked ‘Deny’. “I did NOT need to see that.” Chase muttered out loud. 

Henrik smirked and airdropped a couple more photos. 

Back-to-back, more vulgar photos from medical case’s he had read about, had shown up on Chase’s phone. Chase had to keep covering up his eyes and clicking ‘deny’ on every single picture that showed up. “Henrik, STOP!” Chase yelled. 

“Annoying, isn’t it?” Henrik asked with a smirk. “Yes! I get it! I’ll stop.” Chase replied. 

“Good.” Henrik replied, touching the airdrop button to stop it from sending. 

Chase sighed and rubbed his forehead. “There is a huge difference between ‘Honse’, and ‘arm that’s been crushed, degloved and burned’.” Chase told him. 

Henrik chuckled. “Do not even get me started on zhe penis pictures I have saved on here.” Henrik warned with a smirk. 

Chase gagged and covered his mouth. “EW! HENRIK! SHUT UP!” Chase yelled. 

Henrik bursted out laughing as he went back to texting. 

Later, Henrik was watching TV, and occasionally checking his phone. Anytime he got a text, he would look at his phone to determine if it’s worth texting back or not. 

Eventually, one of the text messages was from Chase. Henrik chuckled and picked it up, clicking the message and looking at it. It looked like a photo of himself, but…with text on it. 

[When you’re on your 5th cup of coffee…and you’re still tired…] 

Henrik blinked and stared at the photo. Not…the most flattering picture of him, to say the least…Where Chase got this picture, Henrik couldn’t be sure. Henrik put the phone down and continued to watch The View. 

A few minutes later, another picture was sent to Henrik. He rolled his eyes and picked up his phone, opening it before reading the text: 

[When they question my knowledge on anatomy:] 

Henrik chuckled a slight bit and saved that one to his phone. Then, he put down his phone and kept watching TV. 

Not even a second later, Henrik received not one…not two…but 7 memes at the same time. This made his phone notification sound go off 7 times over, cutting off every alert so a new alert can make itself known. Henrik grumbled and got up from his seat, taking his phone with him and turning the TV off right as it was changing to commercials. 

Henrik walked to Chase’s room and kicked the door open. He heard the words “HOLY FUCKIN’-” coming from the other side of the room. Henrik turned to look at Chase, his eyes burning with rage. 

“Are you done?” Henrik asked. 

Chase blinked once, staring at Henrik…

Chase blinked a second time…before slowly smiling and clicking the [send] button without even looking. 

Henrik widened his eyes for a moment as the alert went off on his own phone, before closing his eyes and breathing in deeply. He was attempting to calm himself down so he doesn’t completely obliterate Chase…

Or rather…not right away. 

“HenrikHENRIKWAIT!” Chase ordered as Henrik sprinted up to him. 

Henrik slowed to a stop and looked at him with death in his eyes. “What.” He said. 

Chase bit his lip. “A-At least…” he pointed to the phone. “L-Look at th-the…memes?” he asked. 

Henrik sighed and pulled up the message, looking at the messages to read the memes. 

[Henrik looking for the next donut shop]

[Henrik after his 13 hour shift] 

[Henrik looking for the time he gave a fuck] 

[Henrik trying to listen to your bullshit] 

Henrik closed his phone, dropped it on the ground before tackling Chase to his bed. “Vhere did you get zhose pictures?” Henrik asked. 

Chase widened his eyes and immediately looked a little guilty. “I…took screenshots from your video cameos on the channel.” Chase admitted. 

Henrik blinked…and then poked Chase’s belly. “Very vell.” Henrik said. Then, Henrik clawed and skittered his fingers strategically on Chase’s belly. “But zhis isn’t zhe first time you annoyed me today.” Henrik reminded him. “And for ZHAT…you get tickles.” Henrik declared. 

Chase’s reaction was immediate. The man was seriously going for his worst spot right away: The right side of his belly. It was a really bad spot that Henrik knew too well and unfortunately, appeared to be taking advantage of it. “NAHAHAHA! HEHEHENRIK! NOHOHOT THAHAHAT!” Chase yelled. 

“Not vhat?” Henrik asked with a smirk. 

Chase attempted to roll himself onto his stomach, but only made it to his right side. “NOTICKLES! NOHOHO TIHIHICKLEHESSSS!” Chase yelled back, kicking his feet. 

“Oh, you zhink ordering me around vill help your situazion?” Henrik asked as he rolled Chase onto his back again. Henrik then switched to squeezing and gently digging his fingers into the right side of his belly. 

Chase gasped and threw his head back with a high-pitched squeal, before hugging himself and wiggling around as his fits of cackles filled the room. “YOHOHOHOU- HAHAHAHA! CAHAN’T TAHAHAKE- A GODDAMN JOHOHOKE- KKHAHAhehehehe!” Chase laughed rather gleefully considering the implied forcefulness of his laughter. 

“Let me guess…I suck?” Henrik asked with a smirk. 

“WHATDOYOUFUCKIN- THIHIHIHIHIHINK?!” Chase yelled back. 

Henrik raised an eyebrow and dug his fingers in a bit deeper. 

Chase arched his back and screeched, before falling into hysterical cackles. By this point, he was beginning to worry about how long Henrik may tickle him for. So he began attempting to kick Henrik away. 

And one of the kicks actually landed! Henrik yelped as he felt Chase’s foot push him away. But it only took a second for Henrik to grab his ankle and resume his attack. “Zhank you for volunteering your foot to me.” Henrik declared as he tickled up and down the arch and balls of his foot. 

Chase squeaked and squealed, letting out more squeaky laughter not long after. “EEK! NAHAHA! FAHACK- EEEEEHEEEK! PLEHEHEHEEEEEEASE! GAHAHAHA!” Chase laughed. 

But everything halted the moment they heard a creaking door from behind him. Henrik turned around and locked eyes on the person that was standing there. It was Jamie…And he was just staring at them with a shocked facial expression. It was like he walked in on a train wreck and he just couldn’t look away. 

“Vhat? You interested?” Henrik asked. 

But Chase saw it as a chance to escape. He immediately pulled his foot out of Henrik’s grip and scooted himself away. “Jamie HELP!” Chase ran himself behind Jamie and pushed Jamie into Henrik’s path. Jamie put up his hands in an attempt to stop himself, but inevitably smashed right into Henrik, knocking the two of them onto the floor. 

Jamie looked at Henrik with visible nervousness, almost like he knew Henrik was gonna tickle him. When Henrik started to get up, Jamie started scooting away. But Henrik started shoving his fingers into his sides and ribs to tickle him. 

Jamie could feel a wobbly smile growing onto his face. Henrik kept getting him in a few spots, which would normally cause yelps and squeaks. But Jamie was completely silent. Normally, this would be a problem. But with Jamie’s wiggling and visible jumps, Henrik was getting the tickly hints quite clearly. “Do not make me go for your vorst spots.” Henrik warned. 

Jamie squeezed his eyes shut as his grin became toothy. Meanwhile he is desperately trying to tickle Henrik back and escape. But Henrik stopped his attack for a moment and grabbed both his wrists. Jamie widened his eyes and pulled on his wrists, before staring at Henrik with surprise. 

“Vone…” Henrik started counting, bringing his free hand down. 

Jamie threw his head back for a moment, almost like he was squeaking, before shaking his head desperately. 

“Two…” Henrik counted, bringing his right hand down a little bit more. 

Jamie squeezed his eyes shut as his smile widened. It’s a little bit hard to tell if Jamie is giggling in anticipation or not. Either way, Henrik knew he was doing his job as the tickle monster rather well. 

“Three!” Henrik dropped his hand down and dug into his left hip. Jamie threw his head back and audibly wheezed before he shook with newfound laughter. His laughter only came out in mini wheezes, but that didn’t seem to bother Henrik at all. Henrik looked just as happy as ever, to make the dapper boy laugh like this. “Such a ticklish viddle dapper boy.” Henrik teased. 

Jamie shook his head, kicking his feet and pulling on his wrists. Technically with his hands up in front of him, Jamie was still able to sign. So he took advantage of that and started signing words like ‘Help!’, ‘Stop!’ and ‘No!’. 

Though these words would usually worry others, Henrik wasn’t really bothered. The man actually found it cute that Jamie was so talkative despite his hands being out of the way. “I’m sorry, Yamie. But no vone is here to help you.” Henrik told him. 

Jamie wheezed and ended up snorting in response! 

“Oh! Vhat vas zhat?!” Henrik reacted, taken aback. “Vas zhat a snort? Zhat’s so sveet!” Henrik teased. 

Jamie’s eyes had widened in shock at the sound before, but now the teasing was making him develop a soft blush on his face! 

Henrik noticed this right away, and couldn’t help the giggle that left his mouth. “Vell look at zhat…” he stopped tickling and lowered his left hand down. “Is it time for me to stop?” Henrik asked. 

Jamie looked down, still bashful. Henrik quickly took that as a big fat yes. He put Jamie’s hands down, and backed up from him. When Jamie had recovered, Jamie asked Henrik what was going on between him and Chase. 

Henrik chuckled. “Zhe arschloch kept annoying me.” Henrik told him. 

Jamie smirked. ‘Want to tickle Chase together?’ Jamie asked. 

Henrik raised his eyebrows. “Like…a partnership?” Henrik asked. 

Jamie nodded his head and clapped his hands together like a little child. 

Henrik chuckled and shrugged his shoulders. “Sure, vhy not.” 

…And that’s how Chase was utterly obliterated by the evil doctor and his trusty dapper partner. Chase would later put on a GoPro and get revenge on Henrik. After that, he would eventually screenshot the funniest moments and make it into a meme compilation. 

[When someone tickles your neck] 

[When your crush starts talking to you] 

[Henrik trying (and failing) to escape the tickle monster] 

[If you tickle me, I am not responsible for your injuries] 

[darling-its-blue-and-gay]

I had a dream that Malcolm lost his voice and everyone genuinely hid from him because Jamie said that if he cannot verbally abuse an MP he will just lunge and tear out their jugular with his teeth

Malcolm silently stewing in door frames holding a bic biro like a weapon

[whimsical-roasting]

Any hc on Jamie in bed? 😅 x

fuck yes, thank you for asking

i have so many and i have problems keeping it short but oh god jamie in bed (its too long, i've cut some and it doesn't make logical sense)

he's clearly experienced - babes he's a famous footballer who used to be hella prick-ish.. he was f u c k i n g

i like to think since yall have intimacy and some emotional connection that the kisses aren't all fast and sloppy... they start off deep and slow. you on your back and him on top of you, between your legs. it gets more passionate and heated - he's the type to bite your bottom lip and suck on your tongue (same, its a goat makeout move)

he'll pull away and you're lifting your head, tryna follow his lips. he just chuckles kinda smug about how bad you want him

i'm someone who's super sensual so i like thinking about holding his face and peppering open mouth kissing all over - cheek, temple, chin, adam's apple... he loves it, it's soft lovin but it gets him going

he's so fucking hot man...he works out and trains so hard and you can SEE the fruits of his labour. and you're appreciating those fruits by giving open mouth kisses and letting your tongue lick up his body.. it makes him shiver a bit, and you grin against his stomach

I LIKE TO BELIEVE HE'S INTO BODY WORSHIP. he would fucking LOVE kissing down your body, your arms, your thighs with this kinda devotion holy fuck

obviously you're worshipping his body...look at him..

the kind to slide down to have his face between your legs, essentially making out with your inner thighs and your head just falls back

he'd love to press and dig his fingers into your thighs, they're SO soft and malleable and he loves the way its his fingers digging into your thighs because you're his

the man is def possessive, i can imagine hickeys all over your chest

spreads you open and cocky chuckle "you're soakin love, for me?" "all mine huh?"

he gives good fucking head oh my god, and his fingers would twist inside of you. he'd pull them out and use those same slicked up fingers to massage your inner thigh as he suctions onto your clit

i most definitely think he'd give praise and i bet he eats up getting praised

he's good at dirty talk too... the kind to be doing strokes in missionary and your face gives away how good it feels so he plays dumb "right there, baby? just like that? you like that?" and you just whine, nodding desperately...he eats it up

he likes being close to you and seeing your face.. you straddling him and his face in your titties while you kiss his forehead??? perfect. he can die happy now.

i think the cocky lil shit would love doing backshots in front of a mirror, his hand around your throat..."look at us, sweetheart"

he enjoys it slow and deep with his face in your neck and he's groaning, whining and cussing

alternatively, he loves it rough and fast too, when you're like all like "holy fuck fuck fuck, please jamie PLEASE" - MAN he goes harder.. the walls need to SHAKE with the sound of you cheering for him

i could go on forever but LASTLY (for now), can we imagine pls sitting him in front of a mirror and sliding between his legs to give him head? him looking down at you, your pretty eyes looking up at him with his dick in your mouth!! and he just closes his eyes and groans, and you whisper, voice hoarse from taking him in your throat "look at yourself, handsome, so good for me" and his eyes flutter open to catch his reflection

his cheeks red, and your head bobbing and "so good for me" just repeats in his head and he'd get all whiney, his hands tangled into your head. i like to believe he's cute and needy and thrusts into your mouth when he hears all the slurpy sounds you make around him

[blank-house]

Giggling, twirling hair, swaying, bites lip

Ahaha, Porter, you play too much!

[ ◉ ¯]

If you guys haven't seen it before, I made a rainy day preview in my ol' bird account! 'Course I gotta start posting on the new one, so I decided to show you guys some changes we've made since that preview!

Namely, that we have a new BG for it!! Nice open hills to FROLIC! WOO!

A not so apparent change, however, is that we touched up Jamie's character! I almost wish you guys saw how different he is in our events.

Don't get me wrong, he's still snippy. But there's a different edge to him now that I think these screenshots perfectly sum up. ^^

Check out our game here: Keyframes Twitter account: Twitter

[nostalgia-tblr]

having a vague "why am i writing this horrible story?" crisis about the anglo-saxon au fic that has taken over my mind since *checks* about two days ago. i have approx 2000 words of it written so it is going fairly well in that sense but i have gone a bit niche with my fics recently and am starting to think "nobody wants to read this, people will be annoyed at you if you post this" a bit more often, even though they probably won't because it's a free cake and it's rude to complain about free cake.

[trashyswitch]

Day 18: Magic

Marvin has been showing Jamie some magic tricks, but notices that Jamie's able to perfectly replicate his tricks! In an attempt to see what he's up against, Marvin lets him try some tricks. But...when Jamie pulls a blue bird out of the hat instead, Marvin begins to have many questions.

A day late...Again. XD Hope you enjoy regardless!

Marvin was showing off his magic tricks to Jamie, who was watching them through a rather critical lens. Everytime Marvin would show him a magic trick, he would tell him exactly what he did to make the magic trick work. Even when Marvin showed him a complicated card trick, Jamie had only smiled and held out his hand to take the card deck. When the card deck was in his hands, Jamie did the exact same magic trick right back to Marvin! Like, perfectly replicated it! 

Marvin chuckled somewhat awkwardly when Jamie visually explained what he had done with the cards. Marvin was originally confused and unsure what to think about Jamie’s perfect replication of his magic tricks. He wanted to get annoyed, but he also thought it would be interesting to have a magician partner alongside him. 

Marvin smirked and decided to test out his knowledge. He pulled out a magician wand, and gave it to Jamie. “Show me what this thing can do.” Marvin told him. 

Jamie smirked and gave the magic wand a whip, revealing the fake flowers that were inside the wand. Marvin nodded with a smile. Jamie removed the flowers from the wand, and gave them to Marvin with a smile. “Thank you.” Marvin replied, taking it. 

Then, Jamie flipped it around and pulled on the white lid. The lid popped off to reveal the rainbow ribbon hidden inside the wand. Marvin raised his eyebrows, showing he was growing impressed. 

Jamie then pulled on the clip that was supposed to hold the flowers, bringing the rainbow ribbon back into the wand through a spinning mechanism inside. Then, Jamie pushed the flowers back into the wand and put the white lid back on. ‘Voila.’ Jamie fingerspelled. 

Marvin laughed as he took the wand back. “Not bad, Jamie.” He admitted. “But can you make things appear in the hat?” Marvin asked him, handing him the hat. 

Jamie nodded his head and took the hat. He used the wand to draw circles, before touching the hat to ‘make the magic happen’. Then, Jamie reached into the hat and grabbed the animal out of the hat. It was a bunny rabbit! A beige bunny with lowered, floppy ears. Jamie smirked and signed the word ‘Voila’ again. Marvin clapped his hands and reached out for the bunny. “Okay, okay. I can take on some competition.” Marvin replied. 

Jamie gave Marvin the bunny before grabbing the wand. He drew a couple circles with the magic wand before touching the hat again to make more magic happen. With the magic finished, Jamie reached into the hat and pulled out a bluebird! Marvin widened his eyes and smiled brightly. “Wait, why is it blue? I usually summon white birds.” Marvin admitted. 

Jamie hummed and put the bluebird onto the table. Then, Jamie put up his index finger to tell Marvin to ‘give him a minute’. He reached into the hat and pulled out…a familiar white bird! Wait…How did- 

“Wait…That’s my bird!” Marvin reacted, watching as the bird flew over to him. Marvin caught the bird and looked at the bluebird. “How did you make the bluebird appear?!” Marvin asked. 

Jamie smirked and signed something while lip-syncing the word. ‘Magic~” Jamie replied. 

“Bullshit. Tell me.” Marvin encouraged. Jamie tightened his lips and shook his head. ‘Not telling.’ Jamie signed. 

“Come on, dude.” Marvin reacted. “At least tell me where you bought the bluebird.” Marvin argued. 

Jamie shook his head. ‘Secret.’ Jamie signed. 

“I’ll make you tell me if you don’t.” Marvin warned. 

Jamie raised an eyebrow. Was he seriously going to ‘punish him’ for not telling a fellow magician his methods? Wow…Low blow, Marvin. ‘Sorry. No can do.’ Jamie signed. 

Marvin giggled and grabbed onto his black cape. He wrapped the one side of it around himself, spinning in a circle before disappearing in a puff of smoke. Jamie’s face changed from confident, to surprised in a matter of seconds. Oh shit…He can make himself disappear?! 

Jamie looked around the room, trying to find Marvin. If he disappeared, he’s bound to reappear somewhere else…right? Jamie got up onto his feet and looked around a little more. The man should reappear in a moment or two. He has to. He can’t stay hidden forever. He had begun backing up slightly to look for Marvin from a little farther away. 

*Squeeze* GAH! WHAT WAS THAT?! Jamie curled into the right, feeling something squeezing his side. Jamie let go of his side, and tried to feel for something…anything! Anything that felt like the Magnificent Marvin. 

*poke* EEP! WHO’S THERE?! Jamie flipped around to find the source of the poke. But no such luck. He was supposedly, completely alone. But Jamie knew better than that. Marvin is playing him. It had to be Marvin! 

Jamie gasped as he felt his sides get grabbed, and squeaked as he felt himself get lifted a couple feet into the air. OH NO! MARVIN LET GO! Jamie started moving himself around right away, struggling and wriggling to get out of his grip. But his wiggles and squirming would change somewhat as he felt squeezes and pokes further into his upper ribs. Oh no! OH NOHO! LEHET ME GO! NAHA! Jamie’s head would fall back as his wheezy laughter filled the room. He could feel rapid squeezes and skitters on his upper ribs, but couldn’t see a hand, let alone a culprit. He squirmed and shook his head, a large wobbly smile filling his face as he wheezed helplessly. It actually felt like the invisible man was tickling him! But Jamie could already tell who this likely was. Marvin had pulled the ‘invisible’ trick on him before. But using it just to tickle him!? What a silly reason to disappear! 

“Kitchy kitchy koo! Are you gonna tell me yet?” A voice, that sounded a lot like Marvin, had asked. 

Jamie shook his head, refusing to admit his secret. 

“Aww, that’s a shame. Looks like more tickles are in order!” Marvin declared to him. Jamie gasped and wheezed again as he felt fingers tickling in his armpits. OH NAAAH! NOT THERE! NOT THERE! Jamie squeaked and lost his balance, falling backwards into the invisible man’s arms. But he yelped again as he felt the hands go away, causing him to fall onto the ground on his back. 

Jamie quickly sat himself up to look around for Marvin. But he couldn’t find him anywhere. But he didn’t need to look around for long…because Jamie’s attention turned to the ticklish drilling into his hips. He bucked his hips in shock and threw his head back, kicking his feet as he yelped and squeaked amidst his wheezy laughter. 

Gosh, why the hips!? Why would he go for the hips?! His hips are way too ticklish for this! Why must Marvin do this to him?! All this just because he’s following a rule every other person follows?! How is this fair?! 

“I love your laugh, man…It’s so cheerful and silly.” Marvin admitted. 

As much as he enjoyed being tickled to oblivion, he wasn’t enjoying not being able to see the person that was tickling him. So, he used his own conjuring magic to conjure up floating, gloved hands. With those made, Jamie snapped his fingers in the middle of his struggle. 

“Ohoho, is that you trying to stop- WaaaAAH! What the- HEY?!” Marvin yelped. 

The tickles had completely stopped, allowing Jamie the chance to recover. He calmed himself down and turned to look at Marvin. Using his hands, Marvin removed his cape hood, revealing Marvin’s head from inside an invisible cape hood. Jamie removed the rest of the cape, and unbuttoned it from Marvin, revealing the rest of his body. 

Marvin grunted and pulled on the floating hands. “Let me go! No fair! Whose hands are these?! Explain yourself!” Marvin ordered pulling on the floating hands.

Jamie shrugged his shoulders in response, before wiggling his fingers at him to hint at his inevitable revenge. ‘Tickle tickle~’  

Marvin widened his eyes in surprise, and began to grow nervous. “U-Uh…” He mumbled. 

Jamie started on Marvin’s neck. He tickled up and down the sides of Marvin’s neck, making sure to tickle the back of his neck a few times too. 

“eeeEEHEHEEK! Jahahamihihieeee nahahahaha!” Marvin giggled, twisting his head left and right. “Ihihihit tihihicklehehes!” Marvin told him. 

Jamie gasped and cupped his own cheeks in false shock. Then, he made his head ‘explode’ with surprise, before going back to tickling Marvin’s neck. 

“NAHAhahaha! Cohohome ohohohon, duhuhude! Ihihi dihihidn’t tihickle you thahahahat bahahad!” Marvin argued, wriggling around. 

Jamie raised an eyebrow as he smirked slightly wider and moved his fingers to his armpits. 

“OHOHOKAHAHAY! HAHAHAHAHAHA! OHOKAHAHAY, MAHAHAYBE IHIHI DIHIHID! IHIHI’M SOHOHOHORRYHY!” Marvin shouted. 

Jamie giggled silently and dug 2 fingers each into his armpits. ‘Coochy coochy coo.’ He thought.

Marvin threw his head back and cackled helplessly, pulling on his arms and legs helplessly. “SOHOHORRY WOHOHON’T CUHUT IHIHIHIT?! SEHEHERIOUSLYHYHYHY?!” Marvin shouted. 

Jamie smiled and shook his head in response, telling Marvin everything he needed to know: Jamie was gonna tickle him regardless of protest. It was really weird being held by unattached arms. Did Jamie’s body hold some sort of magic as well? Or was Jamie capable of more conjuring abilities than he lets on? MARVIN WANTS ANSWERS!!!

Jamie backed up, stopping his attack for a moment. He lifted up his hand and snapped his fingers, showing Marvin things were about to change. 

Marvin’s giggles turned breathless and calm right as he watched the fingers snap. Uh oh…What’s about to happen? Is he gonna change the hands’ positions?! Or are more hands gonna show up? 

In two moments, Marvin would get his answer. Two more hands would suddenly appear in front of him…one hand free to tickle with its fingers, and the other hand holding a bouquet of feathers. 

No, not a feather duster. It was literally a bunch of real feathers, tied together into a ‘bouquet’ using an elastic. It looked terrifyingly ticklish, and it made Marvin lean his head back as skittish giggles left his mouth. “Ohoho gohohod plehehehease nooo.” Marvin giggled. 

Jamie snapped his fingers again…and the hands flew up to him and started tickling him! The hand with the feathers moved to his belly to flutter them there, while the free hand went for Marvin’s armpit and upper ribs. “Nohohoho! Gohohod dammihihihihit! Hahahahahehehee!” Marvin giggled helplessly. But things only grew worse the moment the feather bouquet fluttered into his belly button. “No! NO! NOT THE BEHEHEHELLYYY BUHUHUHAHAHAHA! NAHAHAHAHA! PLEHEHEHEASE NOHOHOHOHOHO! IHIHIT’S SOHOHO BAHAHAHAHAD! GAHAHAHAHAHA! EEEEHEHEHAHAHAHA!” Marvin cackled helplessly, wiggling as much as he was allowed to.

Jamie made an ‘oooooh!’ reaction with his face, showing amusement with this new discovery. Jamie snapped his fingers and made the second hand disappear, so it was just the one hand with the feathers tickling him silly. 

Eventually though, Jamie knew he had to stop so he didn’t kill the man. He made all the floating hands disappear when he felt he got his point across: That Jamie doesn’t tell secrets about his magical abilities. 

And newsflash for Marvin: tickling him while invisible, won’t make him reveal his secrets either. Jamie is just too stubborn to tell such secrets! Even if Marvin and Jamie have similar magical abilities, Jamie will refuse to tell anyone about how he got them…

…Because that is a long story, in and of itself! 

[sokkigarden]

any more nsfw jamie thoughts or fics pleaseeeee this man had taken up my whole headspace

i have a whole lotta thoughts. so much so that i’ve outlined an entirely new fic and this one is def nsfw…… i kinda jumped into the deep end with no plans to return LOL

soooo new jamie x reader fic coming soon!! (maybe by the end of this week?)

title: dancing with our hands tied

premise: enemies to lovers, friends with benefits, hate fucking, flirty banter, jealousy, a lil angst, a lil humor, etc etc

so um (kinda vague) preview under the cut <3

Before you have a chance to even choose your reaction, you let out what can only be described as a whimper mixed with a moan.

You whirl around to look at him, and you both seem to be shocked by the noise. You can tell your face is burning with embarrassment as you stare at each other in a momentary state of shock.

He recovers first, letting out a breath of a laugh. A smirk dances across his face.

“Liked that, did you?” he taunted.

You clearly didn’t recover as quickly, your reply coming out weaker than you’d like. “Shut up, Tartt.”

He stepped a little closer to you, and you stepped back instinctively, before you ran into the table set up next to the door.

“I liked hearin’ it,” he said, his voice coming out like a rough whisper.

lol you can read it here xx

[doctordiscosbignaturals]

deleted scene from the enemy of the world

((based off this tiktok audio ))

[pedgito]

someone made this comparison on twitter and i’m cackling

[lunar-years]

talk your talk and go viral / I just need this love spiral

Part 4/?? of my favorite ships + taylor swift songs | Roy Kent x Jamie Tartt x Keeley Jones

[dandelionjack]

this episode is so beautifully stupid i love it

[caw4brandon]

- Jamie N' Hector: Brawn N' Rebel -

Despite my demotivation, I will buzz some content on the core trio to retain my focus. Specifically Jamie and Hector's new Switch Blade look. I did some trials. I find that Jamie works well with this Cloud's Buster sword look. Meanwhile, Hector would look a lot cooler with this Cutlass handle.

Because they mainly use Stan and Bolt. I decided to showcase them using it more. Scuffed doodles aside. It looks promising. Jamie's change back to using the Switch feels a lot better and Hector's bad boy idea is improved using a pirate's iconic weapon. The exception here is...Sadie.

The cane as a weapon idea may backfire if it's too much. Perhaps I should give it more time to let the idea sink in. I do have a PLAN B, Sadie's Switch Blade will take on a Rapier look since she's still keeping that princess motive.

This obsession with how swords should look may have come from my love for Lockwood and Co. and the character's individualistic weapons. That and also because I think it adds more to the individual and their style. We shall see~

[phantompoguefangirl]

The way Blair Redford gently takes the girl's face in his hand or hands EVERY SINGLE TIME HE KISSES SOMEONE-

I-

I am not okay.

Like LOOK AT THIS

EVERY

FUCKING

TIME

I CAN'T-

FUCK-

[episims]

Household: Howl

Another one that needs a recap!

The last time we pretty much started off with Hugo aging up to a child. The whole family was eager to get a new dog, so Sadie joined the household. Will got promoted to Sous Chef at some point too.

That's it yeah sure.

Felix had started to experience brief flashes (as he calls them) predicting what was going to happen next. They only happened during football games, so initially, he wasn't too worried about it.

But then, on two different occasions, he got the same kind of flash while hanging out with his friend Darius. Those times what he predicted to happen didn't really happen and instead, he froze for a moment (as Dari witnessed).

It made Felix to freak out. The flashes didn't feel like anything normal so he sought help from the witch Melody.

Since Felix is a half-werewolf, Mel theorized that these flashes were his supernatural senses activating under certain conditions. She didn't think it was dangerous and assumed Felix could learn to control it, too. That left Felix wondering what are those conditions and how he's supposed to control them.

Did that summary feel long? Just wait until you see how long this household got.

[aerospectrum]

starter for @musesfromthefifthdimension

Jamie paced the room for a quiet moment; rolling the discomfort of uncertainty around in his thoughts as he did. "But I don't understand, I don't know why you're here-- or why you picked me to come speak with." He exhaled a quick sigh and finally took a seat beside the man. "I don't exactly have a lot to offer these days."

[fyodior]

at this point gege……… girl keep it to yourself