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Any hc on Jamie in bed? 😅 x
fuck yes, thank you for asking
i have so many and i have problems keeping it short but oh god jamie in bed (its too long, i've cut some and it doesn't make logical sense)
he's clearly experienced - babes he's a famous footballer who used to be hella prick-ish.. he was f u c k i n g
i like to think since yall have intimacy and some emotional connection that the kisses aren't all fast and sloppy... they start off deep and slow. you on your back and him on top of you, between your legs. it gets more passionate and heated - he's the type to bite your bottom lip and suck on your tongue (same, its a goat makeout move)
he'll pull away and you're lifting your head, tryna follow his lips. he just chuckles kinda smug about how bad you want him
i'm someone who's super sensual so i like thinking about holding his face and peppering open mouth kissing all over - cheek, temple, chin, adam's apple... he loves it, it's soft lovin but it gets him going
he's so fucking hot man...he works out and trains so hard and you can SEE the fruits of his labour. and you're appreciating those fruits by giving open mouth kisses and letting your tongue lick up his body.. it makes him shiver a bit, and you grin against his stomach
I LIKE TO BELIEVE HE'S INTO BODY WORSHIP. he would fucking LOVE kissing down your body, your arms, your thighs with this kinda devotion holy fuck
obviously you're worshipping his body...look at him..
the kind to slide down to have his face between your legs, essentially making out with your inner thighs and your head just falls back
he'd love to press and dig his fingers into your thighs, they're SO soft and malleable and he loves the way its his fingers digging into your thighs because you're his
the man is def possessive, i can imagine hickeys all over your chest
spreads you open and cocky chuckle "you're soakin love, for me?" "all mine huh?"
he gives good fucking head oh my god, and his fingers would twist inside of you. he'd pull them out and use those same slicked up fingers to massage your inner thigh as he suctions onto your clit
i most definitely think he'd give praise and i bet he eats up getting praised
he's good at dirty talk too... the kind to be doing strokes in missionary and your face gives away how good it feels so he plays dumb "right there, baby? just like that? you like that?" and you just whine, nodding desperately...he eats it up
he likes being close to you and seeing your face.. you straddling him and his face in your titties while you kiss his forehead??? perfect. he can die happy now.
i think the cocky lil shit would love doing backshots in front of a mirror, his hand around your throat..."look at us, sweetheart"
he enjoys it slow and deep with his face in your neck and he's groaning, whining and cussing
alternatively, he loves it rough and fast too, when you're like all like "holy fuck fuck fuck, please jamie PLEASE" - MAN he goes harder.. the walls need to SHAKE with the sound of you cheering for him
i could go on forever but LASTLY (for now), can we imagine pls sitting him in front of a mirror and sliding between his legs to give him head? him looking down at you, your pretty eyes looking up at him with his dick in your mouth!! and he just closes his eyes and groans, and you whisper, voice hoarse from taking him in your throat "look at yourself, handsome, so good for me" and his eyes flutter open to catch his reflection
his cheeks red, and your head bobbing and "so good for me" just repeats in his head and he'd get all whiney, his hands tangled into your head. i like to believe he's cute and needy and thrusts into your mouth when he hears all the slurpy sounds you make around him
#jamie tartt smut#jamie tartt#jamie tartt x reader#jamie tart headcannons#its SEX okay#ted lasso x reader#ted lasso#he's a switch lmao#i could've said SO MUCH MORE
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Alex ± Henry's waist
#rwrb#rwrbedit#red white and royal blue#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#firstprince#usernuria#usersteen#userninz#userveronika#userlang#chrissiewatts#mine*#theyre insane for this and its just a hand on a waist#but okay do you realise that this is the thing im sensitive about#alex and that fuck ass apple watch on all the time akjfsfd i never noticed it that much until i realised he kept it on during sex 😃#anyway me and who
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"Do you want to see some adult stuff?"
THE ON1Y ONE (2024). EPISODE TWELVE.
#the on1y one#asianlgbtqdramas#asiandramasorce#twdramaedit#dramasource#tvedit#*#faiza gifs#god .................................... SIGH. you know i think i really only have an issue with the last half of the finale.#bc even HERE up until this point i was like okay okay okay WE COULD BE GOING SOMEWHERE ........... ya.#its LITERALLY just that last half.#and dont even get me started on the teachers.#also? what was the point of showing jiang tian's dad having sex with another man if ... this episode ... it didnt pick up on it#or do anything with it? like? ............. ?
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an observation
#immortal she return to me.....#okay how the fuck do i tag this shit#joost klein#ski aggu#jonathan davis#fred durst#jd korn#korn#fred durst lb#limp bizkit#god bless my dear friend ola for showing me where the davisdurst kissing gif comes from yesterday#davisdurst#i guess?#its IMPLIED ALRIGHT... they be fuckin#the twinkification of davisdurst#also notice how i replaced fuck with kiss in the first one ITS CUS I WAS EMBARASSE DOKAY#JOOST I LOVE YOU DONT BE MAD#guys do NOT show this to joost i will CRY but if jd saw it id laugh and giggle#oughhh jon....#my nu metal poser era IGNOREEE#meme#im making this up as i go#next stop sex town#okay im gonna take a nap gnight gang and sorry this isnt mcsm related at all oops#fuck my stupid baka life
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at this point its my headcanon that camilla was having a whole vigilante justice arc while on new rho and nona just didnt know about it. like she definitely killed that neighbor that was abusing his wife and i do not think she stopped there. <3
#look i love my female rage content what can i say#a conversation I imagined occurred:#camilla: okay so a significant number of people think that nona and I are sex workers and you are our pimp#pyrrha: yes camilla its not that big a deal-#camilla: no no thats not my issue#camilla: and theres also a significant number of people think nona is fourteen at the oldest#and presumably theres an overlap of those two groups#pyrrha: yes presumably#camilla: and youre still walking around alive? cowards all of them.#the locked tomb#camilla hect#nona the ninth#eskildit posts tlt#ok to rb#EDIT: i misremembered the line it never actually specifies the gender of the neighbor's partner so not necessarily a wife
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They know too much for their own good
#varian and hugo are both VERY open w emery about sex and gender identity#so she knows varian is trans#Combine that with her knowledge of reproduction and her deeply lonely childhood#Look its not happening but she can try okay#vat7k#varian and the 7 kingdoms#varian and the seven kingdoms#varian#varigo#hugo rottewange#vat7k hugo#tangled the series#rapunzels tangled adventure#tangled kids#emery#olivia
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listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.
yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?
maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".
get a better joke
#toy txt post#god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones#let it flop..........pls#internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop#i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having#1 million bajillion disclaimers#virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word#disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word#grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used#to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023#and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like#im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild#i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good'#like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you#but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches'#'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay#god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil#but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful#and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like#hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine#and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr#and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like#and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay#its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat#? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty?#you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right#stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny#whatever#if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll#i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.
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roman roy brain explosion eulogy
(I have inprnt btw!)
#roman roy#succession#succession hbo#succession fanart#Fanart#digital art#digital illustration#Illustration#inprnt#romencken#its okay justin kirk personally gave me permission to draw romencken sex#also im evil#my art#tw eyestrain#succession season 4#was thinking about taking commissions at some point so stay tuned!!
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We need to talk more abt kissing.
Who presses harder? Who decides the pace? Who does delicate licks and who’s trying to stick their whole tongue in your mouth? Who pecks first? Nibbles your lip a little? Who gets so excited that they bump teeth and you have to spend a few minutes laughing and recovering?
#me reading ‘he kissed her’: okay but HOW#give me DETAILS#I feel like kissing is always seen as a precursor to sex but kissing is its own thing#make out with me while we wait for breakfast to finish cooking
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big ups to substance abuse
#chilaios#they’ve got me by the damn balls i swear#chilchuck voice no babe its okay you can talk about your monster hyperfixation ill definitely listen and NOT think about having sex with you#wanted to draw them sloshed but that doesn’t come across that well#maybe next time
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Being ace is an opposite of fuck around and find out:
Fuck nobody and never know for sure
#never knowing is actually a very important part#bc you learn that you dont care and you dont wait for that ✨special someone✨#if something changes: cool#if nothing changes: cool#i dont need to be sure to be okay with my sexuality#and i dont need proof for others if i want to use one label or another#peace and love on planet earth#humans have too short lives for random people telling them they can't live their life how they want#asexual#asexuality#aroace#ater babbling at 2 am#hello new followers time to disappoint you 💖#also im sex repulsed. but if you are not? then fuck and never know for sure ✨#its literally 2am i really should stop and think before posting something. but dis a problem for a future fish#Right now fish wants to post their stupid post
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I guess the ultimate thing that kills CF for me - or at least nudges it away from me saying I definitively like it - is just how much Edelgard is clearly written with the player in mind before she's written with her character in mind.
Because on all of the other routes, there's a power to Edelgard's presence. Even on BE, there's a sense that for as lonely as Edelgard might be, she still ultimately will do whatever it takes for her to get what she wants. Be that be killing her citizens (or otherwise letting them be killed), endangering her friends, assisting in kidnapping people, allowing Byleth to support her only when they have the Sword of the Creator, covering for TWS - no bar is too low for her to limbo under if doing so means she's even a step closer to her goals.
She's manipulative! She's deceitful! She doesn't care for the lives of her people! Even her friends are forfeit if they try to stand in her way! And this happens no matter how close you, the player, get to her, in the case of BE - C+ ain't stoppin' Remire, and going to the coronation ain't stopping the Holy Tomb.
And in the war phase, she is dominating the field. She has the Kingdom completely on the ropes, down to a few houses standing against Imperial rule, and the Alliance is stuck in neutrality - she may not be able to do much to it, but neither can they do anything to her (to say nothing of the Alliance houses who stand with her). She's far from the underdog in this race, and she shows off how threatening she can be.
CF? Her route?
She scweams at scawy rats. She gets embawwassed when you find her dwawings. She's just so wonewy, and she's just so gwad that you chose her. She somehow fails to capture Rhea, or frame Dimitri for regicide, and so now has to deal with that on the Kingdom's side of the war. But that doesn't stop Elly Welly-kins fwom twying to find her pwecious teacher, because you're just so important to her. She cwies and hugs you when you meet her in the Goddess Tower!! Because she missed you so much!!
It's like... Dimitri and Claude certainly show different sides of themselves on their respective routes. It's the whole point! You grow closer to them and thus see how they treat those close to them, as opposed to being the Kinda Neat Teacher they see run along every now and then. But, like... Claude doesn't become a blushing maiden whenever Byleth speaks with him on VW. Dimitri doesn't scream at scary rats and get called cute for it on AM. They don't get Basic Bitch Gap Moe Traits slapped onto them that are only ever shown to the player and only on their routes. Unlike Edelgard.
Dimitri's endearing trait is that he's this big huge dude who can bench-press forests and arm-wrestle god who still wants to learn to sew and who teaches kids to protect themselves and who buys candies for his friends. Claude's endearing trait is that he's this mastermind planner who has contingency and lie and obfuscation as three separate legal government names who still wants everyone to be safe and happy and hold hands and be friends.
Edelgard is strong, confident, and willing to do some of the shittiest things known to man for her goals. Her endearing trait is that her screams are cute. She's shy about her drawings of the player character. She blushes over the player potentially joking about having sex with her per her JPN version of her C support; you know, the one about how Byleth walks in on Edelgard muttering in her sleep from a nightmare about her tortured family? Perfect time to joke about fucking her! Dimitri and Claude's endearments are, well, endearing; Edelgard's are all straight up embarrassing for her.
Hell, even the smaller stuff is affected! Claude's passion for poisons and mushrooms are things he has no qualms about having others know about, despite how weird they are. Dimitri laughing at shitty jokes brings him no personal discomfort or embarrassment, despite just how loudly he laughs at them. They have traits to them that can easily be uwu worthy, and they don't care! Of the lords, only Edelgard does! Because, it feels like, the only way for a strong, resolute female character to come off as approachable is if she's knocked down a few pegs for specifically and only you, the player.
And that sucks ass! I'm sorry, but when I'm playing Edelgard's route I don't want to deal with her hiding herself away in her room for a month IN THE MIDDLE OF HER FUCKING WAR because she's just so embawwassed! It is so fucking insensitive that Edelgard is literally the only lord of the three who can have her trauma openly belittled at any point in the story by Byleth, all to have some cheap cutesy uwu moment about her fear of rats (calling her screaming in fear cute and INSISTING that it's really cute which is just. Fucking ew man)! Why can we fucking mock Edelgard's manner of speech during the MASSACRE OF REMIRE?
This shit doesn't happen to Claude or Dimitri! And saying "oh just don't pick those options then" is bullshit because no equivalent options exist for the male lords! It's piss-boilingly annoying that the second you choose to see things from the strong confident villainous ambitious female lord's perspective you can reduce her down to this bumbling moeblob just for you (sometimes unavoidably!) like!! Dude!
#legit not even sure what to tag this because for once I'm going to bat for Edelgard LMAO her writing treats her BAD when it comes to this#this is also a huge thing that fucks me off from liking Edel/eth because Byleth can be SUCH a huge fucking dick to her for no reason#and can be UNIQUELY mean to her for no reason. off the cuff i can't think of another character you can have Byleth act like this to#and most of this shit is well before Byleth as a character has any real reason to actively dislike her so they're just.#bullying Edelgard for fun?? I guess??#among uh. other reasons the ship doesn't exactly Work Out lmao#but yeah for CF it really REALLY brings down my ability to enjoy it fully despite me REALLY wanting to#because it encapsulates just how like. shallowly Edelgard can be written?#because it's not just that no character can meaningfully react to everything she's done (though that is a huge factor too)#but also as SOON as the writing wants you to REALLY like her it goes out of its way to diminish her powerful presence and UwU her#and not to say that she doesn't have her powerful moments - she does! and they're really great to see!#but that her cutesy moments stand out SO much BECAUSE the other two lords very noticeably have nothing akin to that for them#like. you can't jokingly call Claude a loser for having no friends growing up due to the racism he faced#you can't pretend to be one of voices Dimitri hears to fuck with him#you straight up CANNOT joke about their trauma which like. duh?? why would you??#but Edelgard just woke up from a horrible nightmare and that's just the perfect setup for a sex joke#and it's perfectly fine to joke about forgetting what Edelgard said about her trauma she opened up to them about cuz ''she said to forget''#and it's a-okay for Byleth to brush off her opening up about why she has a rat phobia to embarrass her over drawing them#WHY CAN YOU DO THIS. or better yet WHY *CAN'T* YOU DO THIS TO THE OTHER TWO.#it is just so brazenly sexist and i hate it every time i think about it 😭
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sex neutral (leaning towards repulsed) ace culture is finally getting over your severe anxiety enough to in theory initiate a relationship with someone, but being scared to because most people want sex out of a relationship and while that’s something you’d be okay with in theory it’s still not something you really Want to do, and you’re afraid nobody will want you if you have to explain you’re one o’ them cringe asexuals
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#asexuality#asexual#ace culture#ace culture is#actually ace#anonymous#sex indifferent#sex indifferent ace#relationships#if your partner can't respect your boundaries or they are not sexually compatible with you#its okay to break up
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live footage of yosuke hitting a girl.
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im not sex repulsed im actually a reasonable sex hater and i wont be explaining myself
#if people stopped having sex the world would be a better place#sex is like zombies#i like it in fiction but boy am i glad its not real#asexual#aroace#actually asexual#queer#jamie says things maybe 3 people will read and thats okay
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every time someone calls moirallegience just an alien qpr i wilt a lil like YEAH thats more or less the CLOSEST human thing but its also Literally Not That. like a qpr is fundanmentally not romantic and thats not even going into moirails whole Actual Purpose of calming ppl down. its just. aughhhhh pisses me off i see the confusion but, as aformentioned, aughhhhh
OH MY GOD THIS HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME TOO.... but i don't want to get petty at the people in my notes always saying "moirails are QPRs!" because in some ways that is the closest human thing so it's hard to be mad...
i think there's definitely some overlap in some ways. but NOT because moirallegiance and qprs are the same at all really, but INSTEAD because both relationships have unconventional boundaries defined by the people within them.
you know... like every relationship.
like the only reason the two have overlap is because they are both partnerships that emotionally care for each other but can choose to not bang (which is true for any romance anyway, even if it's considered abnormal). they're both just romances* that are unconventional to human norms, which makes people view them as the same thing when they're not.
i think the REAL issue here is that humans insist on using human words to understand things that are just, fundamentally, alien. can't we just appreciate alien romance for being... alien romance?
no, it's not platonic, it's romantic. it's just romantic in a way you aren't quite wired to understand, is all.
*in generalization, most QPRs are not romantic, because they are made up of aroaces who are life partners in a non-romantic way. however i want to disagree with you that none of them are romantic, because that is up to the partners in question.
#quadrants#homestuck#moirallegiance#BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR SO LONG OMG THANK YOU FOR THE ASK#its just i USED to think they were the same#and then recently i kept getting pissy when people said they were the same so i was like. okay let's unpack this#what's the overlap here and what's the differences?#and really people THINK theyre the same because they think theyre both like. 'im gonna platonically marry my friend!' ^w^#(which is obviously not actually what either of them are like. lol)#when REALLY what they have in common is 'hey you're a person i want to have a committed partnership. but potentially not sex or tradition'#and it's not really fair to compare them because they come from totally different places and have totally different standards#QPR was created as an ALTERNATIVE to allonorms. its about saying 'hey lets make up our own rules. my life partner can be platonic if i want#whereas moirallegiance IS a norm and its not counter any culture. it's just 'trolls have biological romantic feelings/needs in This way.'#idk idk how to explain it any further because ive spent a fucking hour on this post and i have a massive headache so feel free to ask me--#more specific questions if the shit i said here doesnt make any sense (; ̄ー ̄)..#<- wow haha the troll fictive autism really jumped out with this post huh. whoops#hsmeta#long post#op
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