#its SEX okay

[whimsical-roasting]

Any hc on Jamie in bed? 😅 x

fuck yes, thank you for asking

i have so many and i have problems keeping it short but oh god jamie in bed (its too long, i've cut some and it doesn't make logical sense)

he's clearly experienced - babes he's a famous footballer who used to be hella prick-ish.. he was f u c k i n g

i like to think since yall have intimacy and some emotional connection that the kisses aren't all fast and sloppy... they start off deep and slow. you on your back and him on top of you, between your legs. it gets more passionate and heated - he's the type to bite your bottom lip and suck on your tongue (same, its a goat makeout move)

he'll pull away and you're lifting your head, tryna follow his lips. he just chuckles kinda smug about how bad you want him

i'm someone who's super sensual so i like thinking about holding his face and peppering open mouth kissing all over - cheek, temple, chin, adam's apple... he loves it, it's soft lovin but it gets him going

he's so fucking hot man...he works out and trains so hard and you can SEE the fruits of his labour. and you're appreciating those fruits by giving open mouth kisses and letting your tongue lick up his body.. it makes him shiver a bit, and you grin against his stomach

I LIKE TO BELIEVE HE'S INTO BODY WORSHIP. he would fucking LOVE kissing down your body, your arms, your thighs with this kinda devotion holy fuck

obviously you're worshipping his body...look at him..

the kind to slide down to have his face between your legs, essentially making out with your inner thighs and your head just falls back

he'd love to press and dig his fingers into your thighs, they're SO soft and malleable and he loves the way its his fingers digging into your thighs because you're his

the man is def possessive, i can imagine hickeys all over your chest

spreads you open and cocky chuckle "you're soakin love, for me?" "all mine huh?"

he gives good fucking head oh my god, and his fingers would twist inside of you. he'd pull them out and use those same slicked up fingers to massage your inner thigh as he suctions onto your clit

i most definitely think he'd give praise and i bet he eats up getting praised

he's good at dirty talk too... the kind to be doing strokes in missionary and your face gives away how good it feels so he plays dumb "right there, baby? just like that? you like that?" and you just whine, nodding desperately...he eats it up

he likes being close to you and seeing your face.. you straddling him and his face in your titties while you kiss his forehead??? perfect. he can die happy now.

i think the cocky lil shit would love doing backshots in front of a mirror, his hand around your throat..."look at us, sweetheart"

he enjoys it slow and deep with his face in your neck and he's groaning, whining and cussing

alternatively, he loves it rough and fast too, when you're like all like "holy fuck fuck fuck, please jamie PLEASE" - MAN he goes harder.. the walls need to SHAKE with the sound of you cheering for him

i could go on forever but LASTLY (for now), can we imagine pls sitting him in front of a mirror and sliding between his legs to give him head? him looking down at you, your pretty eyes looking up at him with his dick in your mouth!! and he just closes his eyes and groans, and you whisper, voice hoarse from taking him in your throat "look at yourself, handsome, so good for me" and his eyes flutter open to catch his reflection

his cheeks red, and your head bobbing and "so good for me" just repeats in his head and he'd get all whiney, his hands tangled into your head. i like to believe he's cute and needy and thrusts into your mouth when he hears all the slurpy sounds you make around him

[yrsonpurpose]

Alex ± Henry's waist

[fabuladorah]

I watched it. I watched Amok Time and it is even gayer than I expected, somehow. My life is changed.

[babys-nsfw-thoughts]

hey btw nonverbal safewords also exist and you can and should use them!! especially with things like gags and giving oral but also if you're just the type to get real bad with words when super horny! a simple easy one to remember is three taps but you can discuss other ones with your partner(s)!

stay safe!

[usertoxicyaoi]

"Do you want to see some adult stuff?"

THE ON1Y ONE (2024). EPISODE TWELVE.

[22bananapudding]

an observation

[pansy-picnics]

They know too much for their own good

[urkuri]

roman roy brain explosion eulogy

(I have inprnt btw!)   

[hawnks]

We need to talk more abt kissing.

Who presses harder? Who decides the pace? Who does delicate licks and who’s trying to stick their whole tongue in your mouth? Who pecks first? Nibbles your lip a little? Who gets so excited that they bump teeth and you have to spend a few minutes laughing and recovering?

[technicallyneon]

big ups to substance abuse

[counting-stars-gayly]

the fact that half the time i see a post about cait and vi, it’s about how hOrRiBLe their relationship is and oH what shitty representation! i nEvEr liked them as a couple!! but i have not seen a single person give even well-founded criticism on how jayce and victor were written this season, despite that plotline’s many faults. i’ve only seen people say shit like “lol what’s gayer: two women having sex or whatever the fuck jayce and victor have going on?” TWO WOMEN HAVING SEX. OBJECTIVELY THE ANSWER IS TWO WOMEN HAVING SEX OH MY GOD I cannot believe (except i can) that more people are talking about how supposedly gay a non-canon relationship is than they are about AN ACTUAL LESBIAN SEX SCENE THAT WAS BOTH WELL-WRITTEN AND RESPECTFUL. JUST SAY YOU HATE WOMEN WITH YOUR FULL CHEST OH MY FUCKING GOD

[proftree]

the lesbians in my phone are loving my caitvi reblogs so heres my thoughts on the sex scene that i havent seen anyone else say:

in the lead up to act 3, i saw a lot of people saying that they wanted the sex to be really toxic (which is awesome and cool btw), and to have it right after an argument (we love toxic yuri)

but instead, we got it in the most vulnerable and exposed of places (a prison cell), and when vi is at one of her lowest points. and wait does cait do? show her trust and love for vi ("you really thought i needed all the guards at the hexgates?").

basically, my point is that in their lowest moments, after everything, they truly trust each other. cait knows that vi will always choose jinx over her, and shes okay with that.

[butwhatifidothis]

I guess the ultimate thing that kills CF for me - or at least nudges it away from me saying I definitively like it - is just how much Edelgard is clearly written with the player in mind before she's written with her character in mind.

Because on all of the other routes, there's a power to Edelgard's presence. Even on BE, there's a sense that for as lonely as Edelgard might be, she still ultimately will do whatever it takes for her to get what she wants. Be that be killing her citizens (or otherwise letting them be killed), endangering her friends, assisting in kidnapping people, allowing Byleth to support her only when they have the Sword of the Creator, covering for TWS - no bar is too low for her to limbo under if doing so means she's even a step closer to her goals.

She's manipulative! She's deceitful! She doesn't care for the lives of her people! Even her friends are forfeit if they try to stand in her way! And this happens no matter how close you, the player, get to her, in the case of BE - C+ ain't stoppin' Remire, and going to the coronation ain't stopping the Holy Tomb.

And in the war phase, she is dominating the field. She has the Kingdom completely on the ropes, down to a few houses standing against Imperial rule, and the Alliance is stuck in neutrality - she may not be able to do much to it, but neither can they do anything to her (to say nothing of the Alliance houses who stand with her). She's far from the underdog in this race, and she shows off how threatening she can be.

CF? Her route?

She scweams at scawy rats. She gets embawwassed when you find her dwawings. She's just so wonewy, and she's just so gwad that you chose her. She somehow fails to capture Rhea, or frame Dimitri for regicide, and so now has to deal with that on the Kingdom's side of the war. But that doesn't stop Elly Welly-kins fwom twying to find her pwecious teacher, because you're just so important to her. She cwies and hugs you when you meet her in the Goddess Tower!! Because she missed you so much!!

It's like... Dimitri and Claude certainly show different sides of themselves on their respective routes. It's the whole point! You grow closer to them and thus see how they treat those close to them, as opposed to being the Kinda Neat Teacher they see run along every now and then. But, like... Claude doesn't become a blushing maiden whenever Byleth speaks with him on VW. Dimitri doesn't scream at scary rats and get called cute for it on AM. They don't get Basic Bitch Gap Moe Traits slapped onto them that are only ever shown to the player and only on their routes. Unlike Edelgard.

Dimitri's endearing trait is that he's this big huge dude who can bench-press forests and arm-wrestle god who still wants to learn to sew and who teaches kids to protect themselves and who buys candies for his friends. Claude's endearing trait is that he's this mastermind planner who has contingency and lie and obfuscation as three separate legal government names who still wants everyone to be safe and happy and hold hands and be friends.

Edelgard is strong, confident, and willing to do some of the shittiest things known to man for her goals. Her endearing trait is that her screams are cute. She's shy about her drawings of the player character. She blushes over the player potentially joking about having sex with her per her JPN version of her C support; you know, the one about how Byleth walks in on Edelgard muttering in her sleep from a nightmare about her tortured family? Perfect time to joke about fucking her! Dimitri and Claude's endearments are, well, endearing; Edelgard's are all straight up embarrassing for her.

Hell, even the smaller stuff is affected! Claude's passion for poisons and mushrooms are things he has no qualms about having others know about, despite how weird they are. Dimitri laughing at shitty jokes brings him no personal discomfort or embarrassment, despite just how loudly he laughs at them. They have traits to them that can easily be uwu worthy, and they don't care! Of the lords, only Edelgard does! Because, it feels like, the only way for a strong, resolute female character to come off as approachable is if she's knocked down a few pegs for specifically and only you, the player.

And that sucks ass! I'm sorry, but when I'm playing Edelgard's route I don't want to deal with her hiding herself away in her room for a month IN THE MIDDLE OF HER FUCKING WAR because she's just so embawwassed! It is so fucking insensitive that Edelgard is literally the only lord of the three who can have her trauma openly belittled at any point in the story by Byleth, all to have some cheap cutesy uwu moment about her fear of rats (calling her screaming in fear cute and INSISTING that it's really cute which is just. Fucking ew man)! Why can we fucking mock Edelgard's manner of speech during the MASSACRE OF REMIRE?

This shit doesn't happen to Claude or Dimitri! And saying "oh just don't pick those options then" is bullshit because no equivalent options exist for the male lords! It's piss-boilingly annoying that the second you choose to see things from the strong confident villainous ambitious female lord's perspective you can reduce her down to this bumbling moeblob just for you (sometimes unavoidably!) like!! Dude!

[ohimsummer]

wip game :3 (thank u for da tag @risuola !!!!!!! ehehe <3)

rules — list the names/titles of docs in your WIP folder + open your inbox to have people ask about them!

(some of these don't have names nvjfnvks)

bully! stsg x virgin! reader

—gojo and geto find out their favorite little plaything is a virgin...of course, they're willing to be a little nice and teach you all about sex for you first time.

I HATE MANAMI ft. SUGURU GETO

—your boyfriend's ex can't see to understand boundaries, or the fact that he doesn't want her anymore. maybe there's something you can send her to get the point across.

BOTTOM FEEDER ft. SUGURU GETO

—suguru tells you to bend that ass over <3

puppyboy! satoru x reader

—fwb! au where your current fling leaves his shirt behind. don't worry, satoru is definitely not jealous and is not going to destroy it.

m!preg satoru x reader

—reader returns home to bring her pregnant husband his snacks :33 and worship his body <33

puppyboy! satoru x reader

—satoru decided to be a brat while you two were out, so you decide to punish him with all his favorite toys.

BABY BACK ft. BULLY! SUGURU

—suguru overhears a conversation between you and your friend, and now he wants to get you pregnant.

LIKE IT'S ALL MINE ft. PUPPYBOY! SATORU

—satoru can't stand when you smell like someone else, so he has to mark you up to remind both of you who you belong to <3

POOLSIDE FESTIVITIES ft. SUGURU GETO

—sex by the pool with your boyfriend. which is promptly interrupted by this best friend.

roommate! suguru x reader

—your pussy feels broken while on your period, even toys don't help. no worries, your kindhearted roommate is willing to help you out :3

np tagz: @staryukis @screampied @twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat @eclipseslayer @kentophilia @pupkashi + anyone else who wants to :33

[taldigi]

live footage of yosuke hitting a girl.

[ace-culture-is]

sex neutral (leaning towards repulsed) ace culture is finally getting over your severe anxiety enough to in theory initiate a relationship with someone, but being scared to because most people want sex out of a relationship and while that’s something you’d be okay with in theory it’s still not something you really Want to do, and you’re afraid nobody will want you if you have to explain you’re one o’ them cringe asexuals

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