#swagers

[eyebally]

grass stains on my knees for you; living the 2010 dream.

[biggiesizeyourcombo]

womanlikers

[cataqu33rz]

tommy contains so many genders within xer bean pole frame ALSO MY BESTIE @bugfail DREW XEM TOO GRGRGRGGAGGDGDF DOGPILE THAT BITCH!!!!!

[venustapolis]

The Tomb of Maria Christina of Austria, by Antonio Canova (Charles Swagers, 1820)

[thethera-rossa]

[69420desulane]

my gwand high blood dwaring >////< he shit his pantd ueuwuwuwuwu nyaa *pisses*

[mikesfilmtalk]

Helemaal het Einde (2024) AKA The Complete End: Love

The 2024 Dutch Independent short film Helemaal het Einde, or The Complete End, is about love. It is also about fighting for what we want and, just perhaps, about how not to act during an apparent apocalypse. Writers and actors Natasja Schaafsma, Isis Caljé, Joyce Tevreden give us an almost claustrophobic yet jam packed look at eight minutes of injury, pain, love and death. Not bad for a project…

[sandeepjamuda]

Dekhle Jani, Tera Baap Aya Hai Ache se dekhle 😎🤘

[nfinitefreetime]

In which I endorse: 2024 Primary Edition

This primary kind of snuck up on me. I will grant that my particular style of media and news consumption renders me functionally immune to political ads, but other than a handful of prominent signs for local races near work I haven’t seen a Goddamned thing out there. That said, there’s a race or two worth talking about, and a couple of candidates I’m genuinely enthused about, so here we…

[give-grian-rights]

hhhhh yeah. yeah

Watched hfjone for the first time take this

[fake-minecraft]

i testicled positive for being swag!

[batmanbeyondrocks]

Credit: @new_drip_swag and @_drip__culture

[hermesserpent-stuff]

beep boop some sinister scene ideas for brotherhood gambit au, @honey-minded-hivemind

tw:blood drawing

and general creepiness..

it's mister sinister. doctor essex. hes a creep at the best of times.

Remy freezes as  soon as he enters the class. The atmosphere is different. He sees the back of the new teachers head… then he sees the name on the board. Dr. Essex. Remy feels his powers surge and his stomach twists with bile. The man turns and-

The face is not the same. Less pale. The eyes are brown. Not red. Remy takes half a step backwards. The man stares. That same gaze that had sought him out when he was eleven. He gags a little. His powers are bubbling with his fear. Then… 

Remy takes abreath. He squares his shoulder and shuffles a deck of cards. He swagers over to his desk and sits down. He scrunches his nose as Essex raises an eyebrow at him. He flicks up a card. Five of spades. Bad news. Instability. Well that is just delightful.

“Class. I need you all to sit. Immediately.”

The room of teenagers falls deadly silent at the simple soft spoken words. Remy finds his heartbeat flaring to new heights again. He lets out a soft little breath and tuck the deck of cards away. He is not a tiny child anymore. 

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Other scene idea

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Remy sits on top of a science table, one leg propping up his book and the other hanging to the side. Blood slolwy slips out into the bag. Essex sits at his teaching desk, flicking through student papers. Essex looks up at Remy as the teen clicks his tongue and scrunches his nose. Essex tilts his head. The teen’s hair is glowing in the setting sun and his thoughtful gaze looks like a mix of… Of Rebecca’s look when reading philosophy books and Adam’s when his son had encountered something bewildering. 

Remy’s hair is the color that his son’s once had been. His face the shape of his dear late wife’s. He had held somewhat similar thoughts in his first encounters with the mutant but had been able to shrug it off. 

Now… 

Not so much. Remy had grown to look so much more like the two that had inspired his journey into human genetics. 

…

Remy looks pale. Sickly. 

“You need to eat more protein to allow the blood to continue to replentish for sucessful testing.”

Essex comments.

“Mmph. Meat don't go on sale often monsieur. And coupons are non-existant for it.”

Essex stands and walks over to Remy. He begins taking out the needle and wipes the skin while the teen winces.

“Then we’ll just have to fix that, won't we?”

“If’n you trying to fix my meals, you gonna have to feed that whole house. I do the cookin’ and I ain't makin’ two sets of meals.”

Remy huffs out, flexing his fingers as Essex pushes a cotton ball onto the wound and tapes it into place. 

“Then that's what I’ll do. It would not do for the next generation of mutants to grow up malnourished. And… unkempt.”

He touches Remy’s slightly greasy hair and Remy scowls at him and jerks back.

“Not my fault the water stopped workin’ two days back. And no plumber gonna work for the amount I got tucked away. I'll get someone next week after runnin’ a job.”

Essex starts clearing up the blood bag and ceilings everything up. 

“You getting arrested would do me no good. No. I’ll have a plumber come.”

“I don't take favors from you.”

Remy snarls.

“Take it as payment then. For services rendered.”

Essex places the blood in the cooler. 

“Makes it sound gross. I’m doin’ this so you keep your mitts off the other-”

Remy makes a noise and falls. Essex catches him telekinetically. 

“Careful now.”

He gets a scowl.

“Let go. I woulda caught myself.”

“Yes yes, proud master thief. Now, think of the food and plumber as payments for the psych examinations. The willing blood draws will keep your… friends from my scalpels and needles.”

Remy rolls his eyes as Essex lifts him up and sits him down on the desk. The thief settles as Essex moves to grab some food to make sure the teen does not fall once he leaves the room. 

“Fine. I'll take it. Mais, it better be enough for feedin’ four teenage boys.”

The teen hums and Essex can see him running calculations in his head. The kid is delightfully clever with numbers.

“Here.”

He passes over food and a card. Remy narrows his eyes at the card.

“It has a weekly limit of $1000. Should be enough to feed a crowd of teens.”

Remy makes a noise.

“You're crazy.”

Remy snorts, tucking the card away. Essex smiles.

“You say the kindest things.”

“Oui.”

Remy bites into the peanut butter crackers and hums lightly. Essex flicks his fingers and all of Remy’s things tick themselves away.

[kitkatunicorntheatrekid]

the outsiders musical inside jokes 1

sky for cherry

how do you know i'm wearing a pink and green shirt

dan berry for president

dan berry on a magnet

sunset boulevard Dan berry in the backround

shirtless crying men

toys R us girafe

dating a football

why yes

give it to me rachel

ponyboy Curtis with sodapop swager

brent's memes

rj x dan fanfic

do i look like julie andrews

the knife

Let’s play some jazz

I love you Superman

Sodapop during the rumble

(i will make more of these)

[gl0wsitckkkk]

OKAY SWAGER BBG @dusts-left-moob IT WONT LET ME ANSWER THE ASK SO HERES THISSS THEHE (might have to go on the website…)

Bonus thehe

Askkkk

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

Episode 5 of Knuckles show summary/live blogging. Reno, baby

Knuckles has seen Paul Blart: Mall Cop confirmed

Why is Wanda still wearing her FBI jacket? Doesn't she have normal clothes like a normal person?

Knuckles saying "mad cool", "swager" and wanting a margarita was definitely not on my bingo card.

Wonder what Jimbotnik is doing right now? He is probably spending time with his lovely husband in hiding.

Why is there a teacup in this man's bowling ball....

Where the heck is Knuckles?? He kinda just disappeared after talking to the mascot

Okay, it feels like it's been 15 minutes at this point, and Knuckles just not here. Guess the budget was reaching a limit, and they had to cut back on his appearances /hj

Oh my god Wanda, just be quiet please.

BRUH, NOT HIM SAYING GO AHEAD AND TAKE HIS SISTER OUT SJDNDNDNF

Oh there he is, he's just relaxing in the bed watching TV. At least he's relaxing for once. 😌

AND HE'S EATING FRUIT SNACKS! AHHHH-

Oh, he looks so excited and adorable. This betrayal is probably going to hurt.

Oh dang, they ended it there huh? Crud.

It's definitely better than the last episode, but it's not QUITE up there yet. 7 on the score board, hopefully episode 6 pulls itself up for the finale

(Episode 1) (Episode 2) (Episode 3) (Episode 4) (Episode 6)