#sw tbb incorrect quotes

[bibliophilesince2003]

Bad Batch

Tech: There are people who are the chaos, who plan the chaos, who get nervous over the chaos, who manage the chaos, and then there's the problem child working against the chaos. Crosshair: I feel like that was an insult... but I'll own it. Echo: I'm disappointed that I understand you. Hunter: I'm assuming I am the chaos? Wrecker: *crashing sounds, yells* Hunter: WHAT NOW, WRECKER? Hunter: *runs off* Echo: Should we tell him? Tech: No. He'll learn soon enough that when he's not going feral, it really is the rest of us he has to manage.

[mimi-noelle]

Crosshair: will you please let me shoot someone

Omega: only in an emergency

Later…

Omega: we are now in an emergency

Crosshair: thank god

[tattycoram]

Echo: I'm pretty sure that's a crime, Tech Tech: I'm pretty sure we're criminals, Echo

[amandamadeathing]

Social network post for Echo

[here-comes-the-moose]

Tech: *chilling in his room, minding his own business*

Crosshair: *appears in his doorway*

Tech: ???

Crosshair, pointing at him: Haha nerd.

Crosshair: *smacks something off the shelf before leaving*

[alitherandom]

Hunter: Are you free today?

Echo: *glares* No, I'm expensive every day.

[letsquestjess]

Crosshair: Why are you on the floor?

Hunter: I'm depressed.

Hunter: Also I was stabbed, can you get Echo, please.

[imdead2124]

Omega, holding up a tooka she found: Dad, can we keep him

Hunter: ... What did Echo say

Omega: He said no

Hunter: Then why are you asking me?

Omega: Because Echo's not the boss of you

Hunter:

[dixieconley]

Wrecker: Would you slap your-- Crosshair: Yes. Wrecker: --for a thousand credits? Crosshair: Done. Pay up. Ahsoka: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand credits? Anakin: I wouldn't slap Rex-- Rex: ::tearing up:: I’m your best friend?? Anakin: --because Jedi don't use money. You don't even have ten credits. Thorn: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand credits? Fox: I would slap Wolffe for free. Wolffe: Hah! That shabuir isn't my best friend. He just wants an excuse to slap me.

[twinsunstars]

*during another casual dinner at Tantiss* Hemlock: Can you pass the salt? Omega without missing a beat: Can you pass away?

part of my incorrect quotes series, Tales From Mount Tantiss!

Tales from Mount Tantiss Incorrect Quotes Masterlist

[crashlanding-skywalker]

[the batch get back to pabu after a mission and Omega notice that Crosshair is clearly not happy (sad)]

Omega, gives him a leaf:

Crosshair: What...?

Omega: I be-leaf in you.

Crosshair:

Omega:

Crosshair, with a hint of a smile: Wrecker told you to do that, didnt he?

Omega, nods:

Crosshair, letting out a chuckle: of course he did

[slamophile]

rebel omega: *looking at this random twi'lek and something starts feeling oddly familiar* hey are you that weird pilot girl i met ages ago?

hera: hold my FUCKING horses, chopper.

[tattycoram]

Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in

[amandamadeathing]

@reductress headline for Crosshair and his career choice.

[here-comes-the-moose]

Store Employee: Would a Mr. Echo please come to the front desk?

Echo: Hello is there a problem?

Store Employee, pointing to the Bad Batch: I believe they belong to you?

Omega: We got lost :(

Echo: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

[replaytech]

crosshair: i need a hand with-

echo: *trying not to laugh*

crosshair: if you say what i think-

echo: you can borrow mine

crosshair: …

echo: …

crosshair: *sighs* i hate you