#sw tbb incorrect quotes

[bibliophilesince2003]

Bad Batch Incorrect Quotes (1)

Tech: There are people who are the chaos, who plan the chaos, who get nervous over the chaos, who manage the chaos, and then there's the problem child working against the chaos. Crosshair: I feel like that was an insult... but I'll own it. Echo: I'm disappointed that I understand you. Hunter: I'm assuming I am the chaos? Wrecker: *crashing sounds, yells* Hunter: WHAT NOW, WRECKER? Hunter: *runs off* Echo: Should we tell him? Tech: No. He'll learn soon enough that when he's not going feral, it really is the rest of us he has to manage.

[tattycoram]

Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in

[mimi-noelle]

Crosshair: will you please let me shoot someone

Omega: only in an emergency

Later…

Omega: we are now in an emergency

Crosshair: thank god

[archivewriter1ont]

Tech: What is going on here?

Wrecker: Hunter has a migraine and told Crosshair and Echo to stop arguing.

Tech: So why do they each have a datapad?

Wrecker: Oh, they're still arguing. They're just texting now.

Crosshair: *types aggressively*

Echo: *slams scomp on table* You take that back!

[amandamadeathing]

Social network post for Echo

[here-comes-the-moose]

Tech: *chilling in his room, minding his own business*

Crosshair: *appears in his doorway*

Tech: ???

Crosshair, pointing at him: Haha nerd.

Crosshair: *smacks something off the shelf before leaving*

[imdead2124]

Omega, holding up a tooka she found: Dad, can we keep him

Hunter: ... What did Echo say

Omega: He said no

Hunter: Then why are you asking me?

Omega: Because Echo's not the boss of you

Hunter:

[ct9902vanityplate]

crosshair: i hate to disagree with you. hunter: please, you love to disagree with me more than anything, it's your favorite thing in the world.

[dixieconley]

Wrecker: Would you slap your-- Crosshair: Yes. Wrecker: --for a thousand credits? Crosshair: Done. Pay up. Ahsoka: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand credits? Anakin: I wouldn't slap Rex-- Rex: ::tearing up:: I’m your best friend?? Anakin: --because Jedi don't use money. You don't even have ten credits. Thorn: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand credits? Fox: I would slap Wolffe for free. Wolffe: Hah! That shabuir isn't my best friend. He just wants an excuse to slap me.

[twinsunstars]

*during another casual dinner at Tantiss* Hemlock: Can you pass the salt? Omega without missing a beat: Can you pass away?

part of my incorrect quotes series, Tales From Mount Tantiss!

Tales from Mount Tantiss Incorrect Quotes Masterlist

[crashlanding-skywalker]

[The domino twins meeting the command batch for the first time]

Fives, smiling: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Fox: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Gregor: Oh wow, my childhood innocence, Thank you for finding this.

Wolffe: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Bly: Moral code, is that you?!

Echo:

Fives:

Echo, concerned: We were just gonna show you this cool trunk Nala Se left us but do you guys need a hug?

[slamophile]

rebel omega: *looking at this random twi'lek and something starts feeling oddly familiar* hey are you that weird pilot girl i met ages ago?

hera: hold my FUCKING horses, chopper.

[tattycoram]

Wrecker, 6'6": *sneezes* Omega, 4'6": Bless you Wrecker: Wrecker: God?

[replaytech]

crosshair: i need a hand with-

echo: *trying not to laugh*

crosshair: if you say what i think-

echo: you can borrow mine

crosshair: …

echo: …

crosshair: *sighs* i hate you

[archivewriter1ont]

Bad Batch Incorrect Quotes

Rex: So, how's adjusting to your new squad going? Echo: Well, my net worth has certainly gone up. Rex: *confused* Uh, what? Echo: Yeah, you know. What you're worth when you're caught in a net. Rex: Rex: I'm sorry can you please explain that. Echo: We were running out of fuel on our last assignment so we landed in a Separatist port and Hunter put on a disguise and turned Tech in. We got six thousand credits for him. Rex: Six. Thousand? Echo: Yeah, turns out he's the lowest-value option at the moment, but Wrecker said he got turned in the last time. He's worth ten thousand, because he's blown up, like, a ton of important stuff, apparently. Hunter and Cross are probably in the eleven to twelve k range but they can't agree on who's worth more. Rex: Rex: You sold your brother!!!??? Crosshair: *offscreen* Are you even brothers if you haven't sold each other once? Tech: When we were cadets I sold Crosshair to Hunter for two credits. Crosshair: Those were imaginary credits, Tech. Tech: Which was the agreed-upon currency at the time. That transaction has never been voided, by the way. Legally, you still belong to Hunter. Hunter: Please, void it. I don't want him anymore. Here, take your two fake credits. Wrecker: Don't say that! Come here, Crosshair. I want you. Rex: *still on the comm* YOU SOLD YOUR BROTHER? Echo: We obviously got him back, Rex. Chill out. We fueled up in like ten minutes and went to retrieve him. He's fine. Rex: So you sold him and then you stole him BACK? Tech: Obviously. This squad would not survive without me for longer than the time it takes to refuel. That is why we usually sell Hunter or Wrecker. Additionally, they do not require extraction as they usually do that on their own.

Echo: I'm worth three thousand at the moment. But ten thousand is coming, wait and see! Rex: *frightened ori'vod noises*

[amandamadeathing]

@reductress headline for Crosshair and his career choice.