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professionallyunstable · 3 months ago

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my favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 8 days ago

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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)

im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in

#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human #now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot #SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas #like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing #THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME #'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape #if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin #in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism #of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah #the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat #like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one #where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex #look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon #(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS #i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!

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mangosintherain · 10 months ago

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Jon’s little whispered “it is remarkably easy to buy an axe in central London,” will always be one of my favourite random lines from TMA. The police may claim to be tackling knife crime but nothing can stop one (1) sleep deprived archivist with unchecked paranoia

#I say that like I’d react any fucking different #lmao watch me sneaky sneak into haunted tunnels with an axe I just somehow bought in Chelsea #as if they’d let me into Chelsea lmao #I barely survived going to college in Westminster #tma #mag 78 #out of context spoilers I guess??#magpod #the magnus archives

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flekh · 8 months ago

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Anders the Healer

#my sjw meow meow #anders da2 #dragon age 2 #my art #digital art #me when my art looks like it's been made on a dirty piece of concrete and barely survived the world wars #🤩🤩🤩#dragon age #anders

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mmmairon · 2 months ago

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Bloodborne Diluc returns

#it’s been too long #sorry this is the only art I have to offer #my only objective the past few months has been to survive and we are barely doing that #one and a half more months of teaching then I’m free for a little bit #these kids are insane #why did they offer me a phys ed position 4 days in to my practicum 😭#fuck my stupid baka life #that is neither my major nor minor #anyway bloodborne diluc will save me #diluc #my art #genshin impact #genshin #bloodborne

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mellosdrawings · 4 months ago

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HI HELLO?? HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW BDAY CARDS??? HELLO JAMILL??? MY GOSH THE OTHER TWO WOULD BE BOTH PROUD AND BLUSHING -- I MEAN I AM AND IM NOT EVEN A JAMIL STAN

I don't usually do arts for the JP release... I prefer to wait for the ENG......... but........

IF THE GROOVY ISN'T A PILLOW FIGHT I'M RIOTING!!!

#I HAVEN'T BEEN NORMAL SINCE SEEING IT #I SPEEDRAN THIS ILLU #I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER BEEN SO FAST #I'M ALWAYS LATE USUALLY #ok but let's be honest #Leona is def the kind to barely wear anything #if they put him in full pyjama I'll consciously chise to ignore canon #Vil must have the most beautiful dress gown #I'll die when Cater will get released #NEVERMIND AZUL I WONT SURVIVE IT #anyways yes Vil and Leona would love seeing him like that #mello's drawings #twisted wonderland #twst #jamil viper #my art #art

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orangechickenpillow · 2 months ago

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I'm-- [long foghorn] [glass shattering] [explosion] [gunfire]

Ahem. 🗣Fellas is it gay--

#fellas is it gay to give you partner bedroom eyes after a near death experience has twisted one of you into something unrecognizable #jayce: 👀#viktor: 👀#like the FUCK #sweet young innocent jayvik shipper me would have NEVER survived this btw #stronger jayvik me is barely surviving it got DAMN #jayvik #jayce x viktor #arcane #arcane season 2 spoilers #arcane spoilers #arcane season 2 #jayce talis #viktor #viktor arcane #jayce wants that cookie

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laststandx3 · 4 months ago

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#the terror #the terror bts #nieve nielsen #christos lawton #david walmsley #nive nielsen #charlie kelly #ronan raftery #liam garrigan #matthew mcnulty #behind the scenes #christos lawton our lord and savior #solomon tozer #william plinkgton #william heather #thomas blanky #john irving #thomas hartnell #thomas jopson #the bee guy #lady silence #thoman armitage #john diggle #btw christos lawton got like 100 followers overnight bc of the bts #i'm not survivng david walmsley's smily head tilt to pose #it's a 0.001 millisecond but to me is everything #Jack Colgrave Hirst #looks like a tired professor and nive nielsen like the student who just (barely) survived the test #still glasses!tharnell is a whole universe i didnt know i wanted to explore #i know i'm sounding insane in these tags but uploading video on tumblr takes like a lifetime. i could be here writing my biography.

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bunnieswithknives · 4 months ago

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Wahhh I'll get around to drawing more angst later, for now you get Dev having the time of his life

#fop nature au #fop #fop a new wish #fairly oddparents #fairly oddparents a new wish #dev dimmadome #fop dev #dale dimmadome #art #digital art #fanart #Father son bonding!!!#Dale needs to eat something stat he is legit all skin and bones #I already hc that he barely eats enough to survive those transformations cannot be good for him

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starjammin · 1 year ago

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“Hi, pretty !”

#leonardo hamato #leosagi #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #leochi #rise usagi #samurai rabbit #usagi chronicles #usagi yuichi #yuichi usagi #i’m so tired #finally on winter break! free from college momentarily!#surviving ! barely !#I am so so sosososo sorry for disappearing #I like using pretty as a nickname :}#I MISSED DRAWING THEM

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professionallyunstable · 4 months ago

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i wish i was a dinosaur. no stress, no work, just extinct.

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year ago

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weird hearing "were you a Theatre Kid" "were you a Sports Kid" "were you a Choir Kid" "were you a Dance Kid" bc no? i mean i did all of that and more but resented ever minute of it? actively avoided sticking with anything? i was a "In This Family After School Activities Are Mandatory Kid"

#oh and i was really really bad at all of it btw #which was a good thing actually otherwise i would have gotten bored even *more* quickly #christ if i was good at a Activity i probably would have had to stick with it #that would have been EXHAUSTING #i survived soooo many Activities by standing in the background doing the bare minimum so I could focus on the Hyperrealistic Daydreams #baseball was my favorite. if u wear a glove u can literally just stand in the back of a field & stare at grass & no one bothers you #i mean usually no one bothers you but there is one specific situation where everyone starts yelling your name real loud and pointing

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chilewithcarnage · 3 months ago

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#if yall remember i started this gofundme around the same time last year. we still havent met out goal #we just barely survived the winter of last year #if you could help us resch our goal id love you guys forever

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seance · 5 months ago

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RHAENYRA TARGARYEN AND ALICENT HIGHTOWER take the pain / make it billboard big / then swallow it for me

#hotdedit #rhaenicentedit #rhaenicent #rhaenicentdaily #house of the dragon #alicent hightower #rhaenyra targaryen #tusermich #can't stop thinking about them #and the tragedy of it all #i know i know. another purple and orage set #groundbreaking #but i'm barely surviving in this heat and the creativity juice is at zero

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tsuchinokoroyale · 7 months ago

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*tries to find a line from brat that hasn’t been used to caption a selfie uhhhhh*

You always say, "Let's go out" so we go eat at a restaurant

#current heat wave survival fit I am sitting directly beneath the air vent #“is 104 degrees tolerable” girl it is barely 95 and if it gets one degree higher I will be reaching for my bag of murder hammers for killin #gpoy

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danandfuckingjonlmao · 4 months ago

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thinking about how psychologically torturous everything dnp did was when dapg came back. like every upload had something that would cause irreparable psychic damage. like BOOM the phousepad!! BOOM framed final fantasy characters!! BOOM dan can’t shut the fuck up about phil having a phat ass!! they woke up every fucking day and chose extreme violence!! now i feel like i’ve built up a tolerance and i can take anything because of the absolute exposure therapy of a year it’s been since they came back. like sister daniel baking?? react to all pinofs?? the phan roblox videos?? that red carpet review video where they said the gayest sappiest nastiest shit that has ever been uttered by human lips?? and that was oct-dec 2023?? HOW ARE WE ALIVE

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