#surprisingly non jack black!

[sightkeeper]

Went and saw the Borderlands movie! It was not good! I think the first half was good fun, lore inaccuracies and character weirdness aside. It was the nonsense I expect from a video game movie.

The second half where it tried to actually pull a heartfelt story out of its ass and have blockbuster emotional moments? Nah.

[authorsofghosts]

Restlessness | Peter Maximoff x Reader | Pt. 1

Author's Notes: everyone blame (or thank) @genderqueerbarbie777 for this, they made me like Pietro before I even met him in any media. also surprise bestie !!!

Summery: Peter's sleep schedule is... borderline non existent. You try to give him some of your own coping skills, things you've learned over the years of also dealing with mutation-induced insomnia.

Themes: Fluff, Friends-to-Lovers, Mutual Crush, Mutual Pining, Slowburn, Cussing, Labs mention, Mental Health Talk, Peter steals stuff (offscreen), Peter's worst day ever (/j), R has insomnia, R is a mutant (no powers written), R is a Student at the school (older, over 18), R scolds Peter.

Word Count: a lot. (4.8k)

"Hey, wait up!" You call out to your friend, who quickly zooms to your side with his signature goofy grin.

"Yeah?" He asks, looking at you, eying the book in your hand, "What's the journal for?"

"I- Peter!" You're baffled. You knew that he was usually a snooping kind but when he did it to you, it was embarrassing. You shake it off, clearing your throat, "It's for you. You saw it was blank, huh?"

He nods, taking it from your hands and flipping the pages with his thumb. He looks up from the book towards you and grins again, "That's sweet, but I'm not much of a writer."

"Yeah, but I thought maybe it could help with your... uh, insomnia?" You question yourself, looking at him again as he holds the black leather book in his hands, thumbs rubbing the texture. Maybe it was a stupid idea, but you had to stand your ground. "Sometimes journaling can help calm your mind, make you sleepy."

"Yeah?" He smirks, wrapping an arm around your shoulders to pull you into a hug. "Thanks. I'll give it a try." He pulls away, looking down at an non existent watch and smiling, "I gotta get going now, have fun with your... whatever you're doing."

And with that, he was gone, but not before leaving something in your hand. A piece of paper with a poorly drawn alligator mouth with the words "Later" in it. It was cute. You found yourself staring at it for a little longer than you should.

Later, indeed, you saw your friend again. Surprisingly, in the gardens. He turns and looks at you, zooming up next to you and smiling widely. "Heya. Whatcha doin'?"

"I was gonna go for a walk, but maybe with you it'll turn into a run." You joke, looking down to see the journal in his hand. "You drawing or something?" As soon as you say that, the journal disappears from his hand.

"Uh, I don't know what you're talking about." He laughs, poking you on the head, "You going stir crazy in the mansion, yeah? Wanna run to the mall or something? My treat." He snakes an arm under yours and holds your head, and suddenly, without even letting you answer, you're sitting at a table in the food court of the mall. You go to say something but he cuts you off, "One second-"

And for only two or so seconds, Peter is gone. You groan, staring at the chair, waiting for him to come back. He returns with two large cups of soda, sitting one in front of you. "You pay for these?"

"Well- no. But I mean, the prices are so jacked up here." He laughs, leaning into the table you both sat at. "I don't mind it, if you don't. I'll go get some of Beast's cash and we can-"

"Peter! I'm fine with you doing that here," You start, holding your cup in your hand, pointing it slightly at him, "but don't you dare think I'll let you steal from Hank."

"Aw, you have a soft spot for the blue fur ball, eh?" He teases, rolling his eyes and sipping his soda. He watches as you shift in your sit, eyes studying every minuscule movement.

"Yeah, may I do, and? You can't just be taking from your friends, Peter." You look at him, watching as his eyes dart up to meet yours. He chews on the plastic straw for a moment, looking to the side and thinking.

He shrugs, "I guess you're right. But hey, don't tell me you haven't at least thought about how much money that rich guy Charles has got." He wasn't wrong, you two weren't the only ones to think about it either. Rumors around the school, mostly stupid ones, were always about the money that kept the school up and going. But you didn't really care for that kind of gossip. "He's not exactly a millionaire, you know?"

"Change the topic." You say before sipping your drink, tapping your nails against the grody table you both sat at. He nods, laughing softly at your tone. He looks around and grins.

"Arcade?" He asks, nodding towards the bright lights of the games not so far down from the food court. You smile widely, a strange feeling in your heart. Is this a date? Is he taking you, you of all people, on a date? Surely not.

You stand up and push your chair in, waiting for him to do the same. He slaps his legs as he stands up, grabbing his drink again and wrapping an arm around you. "I'll take that as a 'yes', then."

"Yeah, show me your 'amazing video game skills'. I still kick your ass in anything you can't cheat at."

"Oh, you're on!" He says before running forward, at a normal human pace. You follow, laughing softly as he looks back at you. You both make it to the arcade, looking around for the first game to play. Peter already spotted his favorite, but knew if he choose it before you could make a decision, he'd look bad. So he let you pick. You grab his hand and slide into a booth cabinet, the screen in front of you flashing images of gunning down monsters. You look at him for approval and he nods.

Peter digs in his jacket pocket for a second before pulling out a roll of quarters, putting a finger to his lips in a 'Ssh'ing motion. You gasp, wondering where he even got them from. Before you can even ask him, the game blares to a start. He places your hands on the controller gun and smirks.

The game is fun, I mean, of course it is. You choose it cause you knew you'd like it. The competitive nature of both you and Peter rang out in the banter, but also the brilliant teamwork. You laugh and fight together. For an arcade game, it's really good. And you go through at least half of the roll of quarters to play the whole thing, continuing the story line and getting the high score in each.

Peter smiles at you after putting both your initials on the scoreboard and leans back, shoulder brushing against yours. "Why didn't you tell me you're a great shot?"

"I did, you just didn't believe me." You laugh, leaning into his touch. You both sit there, your cheeks heating up as you realize your proximity. You quickly crawl out of game, stretching slightly as you look around the Arcade. Peter stands next to you, following your gaze.

"What now, Sargent?" He chuckles, putting his hands on your shoulders with a slightly rough plop. You laugh with him, shrugging. "Pac-man it is then." He grins, pushing you towards the row of arcade cabinets to the left. He leans against the wall and slides a quarter into the slot, quickly making work of the game because of his powers. You watch, not surprised in the least, seeing him do this multiple times before.

If anything, it was entertaining. His hands moving impossibly fast and he chews on his cheek, sticking his tongue out in focus. You felt that strange flutter in your chest once again, realizing what it was now. Were you really falling for the dumb speedster, or did you just heavily care for his well being?

You related to Peter, both being mutants and both of your mutations causing sleep issues. You never really told him what kept you from sleeping, but that didn't stop him from telling you, yapping about every detail as he sat on the couch, legs criss cross as he holds the toes of his boot, swaying back and forth.

He can't stop moving, ever. If he stops moving, then everything slows down, and he can see everything fall into place. His mind is constantly racing, too, to try and combat the slowness of everything. If he could, he'd just sleep in micro bursts, but if he falls asleep, everything goes back to normal. He's done it before, falling asleep in the halls because everything is so slow and so peaceful, immediately falling over and drooling onto the floor.

Watching him beat the game and cheer, you see the tiredness behind his excitement. The eye bags under his eyes, the way his eyes slowly blink to give him just enough rest to keep going. You sigh and lean into him, "When's the last time you slept?"

He looks at you, eyes widening at the question and your proximity to him. "Well, uh... I don't know... maybe... Friday?" He shrugs, pulling you closer and ruffling your hair, "Why? Worried about me, hm?"

"Peter, it's Monday."

"It is?!" He says, faux surprise. "I know, I know. I just, uh... can't, ya know?" He laughs, looking around for something to distract you both. He finds the prize stand and quickly counts tickets. "786. I can get uh... not anything cool, really."

"Then let's keep playing, dingus." You punch his arm before dragging him towards more games, trying to find something he can win a lot of tickets in. You push him in front of a simple, large jackpot game. "You got this one, right?" You tease, smiling at him as his eyes scan the machine.

He nods, clearing his throat as he looks it over more, "Yeah, yeah I can get the jackpot no prob, doll." He shimmies a quarter out of the almost empty roll and puts it in the machine, leaving you stunned at the last word he said. 'Doll'? That one's new.

To Peter, everything slows down as he focuses on the spinning wheel watch each tick move clockwise. He smirks, eyes not leaving the lit up indicator. It's the first time he's seen a machine like this, actually, so he was amused to watch it go. He quickly pressed the button as it landed on the bright green panel that said 'JACKPOT!'.

You squealed as the tickets started to flow out of the ticket slot, watching the counter rise up to the big, big number of 500 tickets. You kneel down, collecting all of them so that they aren't on the floor, giggling happily as you look up at him. "Knew you could do it."

The words make Peter flustered, taken aback slight by them. It wasn't that they were unexpected, just... different. He looks down at you, leaning against the arcade cabinet and watching the tickets funnel out of the slot. He can't help but let time slow around him so he can stay in the moment longer. Your eyes looking up at him, your smile, everything. He felt at peace, and God, did he need some peace in his life. He cleared his throat as you stood up, the bunches of tickets in your fist. "Anytime." He said calmly, thinking about the response while he left his eyes to wander over you.

You both trotted over to the prize table after he did the same number a few more times (20. He did it 20 times, even after you told him to stop.), racking up your ticket pool to a solid 5 digit number. The ticket counting machine almost breakdown on you both. This caused you both to laugh softly, leaning against each other as you walked over to the prize table. Peter slid the ticket slip to the worker, who looked at him with narrow eyes. You knew what for.

"What did you do now?" The man behind the counter asks, looking down at the slip. "Ten thousand, seven hundred and eighty six fricking tickets. How?"

"I have my ways," Peter laughed, blowing across his knuckles as he shock them in front of himself. He looked over at you with a smirk. "That new games easy, might wanna turn up the difficulty."

"You got ten thousand tickets from that spinning wheel?" The worker eyed you both, raising an eyebrow. "You sure you and your friend there did just spend God knows how many hours here in the last few days to crank up this number?"

You laugh softly, shaking your head. Peter spoke up again, "No, mister Dan. I haven't been at the mall since last week, you can check your cameras." He pointed around to each of them before turning back to him. "So you gonna give us the alligator and crocodile plushies or what?"

Your ears perked up, remembering the doodle from earlier that day. You pulled it out and looked at it before shoving it back into your jacket pocket carefully. You walked over and followed your friend's gaze to the two stuffed animals connected by the hands. You tilted your head, trying to read the tag before it was blocked by Dan, the arcade worker.

"Here. Have fun." He grumbled.

"Hey, hey, no, I still have seven hundred and eighty-six tickets. The matching bracelets and the candy bundle, por favor, senor." Peter smiled, leaning over the glass and pointing at what he wanted. You watched the rest of the conversation, taking a step back and looking at the note and plushies again. It was funny, like he had planned it all along. You weren't sure if he did, it wouldn't be that far fetched, would it?

Peter turns back around to you and waves his hand in front of you. "Hello, earth to planet you, what's up?" He looks at you and then your hand. He laughs softly, grabbing the note from your hand and looking at it. "You kept it?"

You tilted your head, looking at him. "Yeah, of course. I mean, that was only a few hours ago anyways." You rolled your lips into your mouth, biting them softly before smiling and grabbing the bracelets from his hand. Each had a picture of the plushes, one alligator, and the other a crocodile. It was cute, the little doodle of the alligator on your note was clearly based off of the bracelet. "Who's is which?" You twirl the rubber bracelets in your fingers, smiling as you look at him.

"You get the Gator, obviously." He smiles, using his super speed to slip the bracelet on your wrist then holding his next to yours. You both laugh, the connected plush animals falling to the ground as Peter drops them. He picks them up and looks at the stitches that connects them. "Yeah, I can get a seam ripper and unconnect 'em, huh? So we can each have one."

You smile, agreeing with him, "Yeah, I'll help you so you don't fuck it up." You grabbed the plushies and wrapped them in your arms, sinking your face into the soft fabric. "Oh these are surprisingly well made, real soft. Like those Valentine's Day stuffies."

You both freeze at your words, both stopping right outside the arcade and into the mall. He wrapped an arm around you, looking around before grabbing your head and giving you a heads up before zooming back to the mansion. As you got the the front door, Beast and Charles were on the front porch. Peter hissed out a curse as both the men looked at you two.

"Have fun, Maximoff?" Hank said, looking at him with a slight tinge of anger. You don't know if that was from the escapade you two had at the mall or if it was because of something Peter did before. Before you could ask if you were in trouble, the convenient mind reader cut you off.

"You're not in trouble, but he is. Come on," Charles said, turning his chair around and opening the door, waiting for you to go in first. You knew you were going to get a stern talking to, and you hated it. There was nothing worse than being scolded by a British man that could see your every thought.

You took the walk of shame to the Professor's office, sitting down in the chair with the stuffed animals in your arms still. You knew he could tell you were afraid of getting in trouble, but that didn't keep him from doing what he had to. He gave you a warning, something he said Peter had way too many of, and this was only your second.

"Your other warning, if you remember correctly, was because of something similar with your buddy, yeah?" Charles said, looking at you. You nodded, biting the inside of your lip as you recounted the time you and Peter had went up to the roof past curfew, just to hang out a little longer. It was something anyone would do really, to chill under the night sky with their best friend. "I understand your relationship with Mister Maximoff is-"

"Relationship?" You spoke, looking up from your feet for the first time since you stepped foot in the room, "We're just friend, Professor." You looked at the bracelet around your wrist and the stuffed animals in your arms as you started to laugh slightly. "We're just friends." You repeated yourself, trying to convince yourself as well.

"Oh." was the last thing that Charles wanted to leave his mouth, eyes widening as he realizes he said it out loud. He clears his throat and tries to save himself, "Still, you are one of our school's smartest kids, you can't be acting out like this. Again, there is no punishment for you. It will, however, go on your record." He turned, pulling open a filing cabinet and taking your file out. "I'll see you in class tomorrow. Please, behave yourself so I don't have to before then."

With that, you got up and left, the room silent with only the sound of the clock above the door's second hand ticking. You weren't upset at Peter, of course not, that's your best friend, but you were mad about something. You couldn't figure it out, but you stormed to your room and locked the door, groaning as you threw yourself, and the plush animals, onto your bed. You looked at the two plushes as you laid on your back, eyeing the seam that kept them together. Maybe you should make Peter do it, after all, he got you both in trouble.

It was supposed to be a quick trip to the mall. Nothing else. That turned sour as soon as he laid his eyes on the arcade. Peter wanted to win for you. He wanted to get the matching bracelets and stuffed animals, so that maybe you'd see that he cared about you. He just never really knew how to express that.

"Look, Hank, you can skip the whole speech of having the behave if I'm gonna stay at the mansion, I get it just-" You goes to walk into the mansion and Hank's hand stops him.

"I'm sorry, Peter. You're kind of on your last warning." Hank said, his voice rough. Peter looked at him, his eyes wide.

"No, I mean, what is this, like... 25? 35...? There's no way it's more than that, man, I've basically been a saint since that time on the roof-"

"I know you have, but still. You can't keep getting away with whatever you want. You gotta promise me something, alright?" The two looked at each other before Hank continued, "This is the last stunt you're doing. You're an X-Man now, Peter. You can't keep acting like the world doesn't have consequences, and you can't take someone down with you."

"Down with me? Hank, Charles isn't writing them up, right? Listen, I'll take double the warnings if that's what it takes to keep their record clean. I didn't even properly ask, I mean, I just kinda grabbed 'em and zoomed to the mall, it's my fault, really." Peter rants, talking expressively with his hands as he always did, but this time he was stuttering and stammering as his face heated up with embarrassment. He quickly covers it and groans into his palms. "Fuck!"

"First of all, language," Hank laughs out, shaking his head, "Second of all, this isn't their first warning. You know that. And Charles would never do that, you both broke the rules. If it was brought up, even if not verbally, the Professor would probably not care to begin with. He's harsh on the rules, bud."

"I know! I know, it's just, I didn't think we'd be gone for that long!" Peter looked at Hank, a wide smile on his face as he laughed, "I thought we'd be in and out, but honestly, that arcade grabbed way too much of my attention. And they kept egging me on to keep playing, so I decided to-"

"Get enough tickets to buy the plush reptiles? Yeah, real smooth." Hank laughed. "You know that's gonna look a little suspicious, right?"

"Suspicious? What are you talking ab-" Peter blushed deeper as he saw the look on his friend's face, "I do not have a crush on them!" He stomped, zipping around the porch in anger. "Okay, maybe, but shut up!" He continued the little bit of a temper tantrum on the porch and when he finally got out all the frustration he stopped in front of Hank. "What do I gotta do to clean my record? Anything, Beast, anything at all I'll-"

The next day, you walk into one of your classes and see Peter standing at the front, a look of defeat wiping away as soon as he saw you. "Hey!" He said, running up to you, unusual as he'd almost zoom up on you and hug you whatever way he thought was funniest.

"What are you doing here? Don't you have like Danger Room duty or something?" You asked, looking at him with a little bit of worry because of what happened the day before.

"Oh, yeah, that's after this though, I kinda owe one, or well, a lot, to Charles for letting me crash here and, well, uh.... This is one of the things I have to do to scrub clean that 'bad boy' record. Did you know I have the most warnings? Yesterday was the 50th."

Your eyes widened at his words, blinking a few times. You laugh as you realize a new addition to his usually terrible fashion chooses. "What's with the collar?"

Peter sighed, groaning as he fixed his jacket to try and hide it, "It's supposed to repress my mutated gene, in turn making it to where I can't speed through the chores I'm supposed to do." He says, clearly mocking either Charles or Hank.

You move his jacket to look at it again before smiling up at him, "Well, don't let me distract you, Mister Maximoff." You said before patting his cheek and going to sit in your chair. You looked back at him and saw his bright, goofy smile, which warmed your heart, making getting through the rest of the day a lot easier.

Peter slowly, oh so painstakingly slow, went around the day, cleaning the mansion head to toe, teaching some as a substitute, and helping Hank with his day to day. He was basically, in his words, a 'paper pusher' the whole day. He did mundane things when he could be training to be a better X-Man. It annoyed him, but if it meant being able to stay at the mansion, being a X-Man, and staying close to you, he'd do it ten times!

The most annoying part, though, was that he couldn't use his powers. This also caused the day to seem a lot faster, since he didn't space out and slow down time accidentally. As soon as the last of the classes ended, he walked up to Hank, "Alright, take it off now, please? Please, please, please!" He pointed at that damned neck collar and grumbled, shaking his hand rapidly as he waited for Hank, who was going as slow as he possible could to watch Peter's reaction.

"Alright, I get it. World's fastest mutant misses his powers. Thanks for being a test subject." Hank laughed softly, unclasping the collar from Peter. He watched was the younger man speed around the lab, making sure not to upset any of the stacks of papers around them both.

"Thank you! Oh my GOD, you have no idea what my day was like. Wait- did you say test subject?"

"Well, yeah, who do you think developed the technology?" Hank laughed, sitting back down and looking at Peter. "It was just a small thing I worked on to past the time."

"That thing could've killed me?!" Peter exclaimed.

"No, I tested it myself before, but because my mutation is, well, uh... physical, it didn't do anything to me. You have an actual power, beside turning blue."

"Oh..." was all Peter could say, staring into space for a moment, "Alright, but that means, my day is done? I'm free from doing this again right?"

"You think one day of chores is enough to repay all the broken rules?" Hank laughed softly, "Try a whole week."

"A week?!" Peter groaned, falling to his knees dramatically, "You're gonna kill me, Beast..."

"Well, that's not the plan." Hank chuckles, turning back to whatever he was working on. "Go. I'm sure they'll wanna hear all about your day."

Peter's eyes lit up at those words, had forgotten you existed for the last few hours. He zoomed out of the Lab and up to the main floor of the mansion, jumping back and forth eagerly in the elevator as he planned out how to surprise you. You probably hadn't made it to your room yet, so if he slipped in and stood there til you walked in, that would be a shocker, right? But first he had to find you.

With a quick lap of the Mansion, he found you walking up the stairs to your room. He smiled as he passed you, the quick air making you groan as you realized what happened. You run up the stairs faster and open the door to find Peter standing there, looking at a nonexistent watch and tapping his foot.

"Heyyyy," He said, turning to you with his arms open, waiting for you to run into them. But you didn't. You sat on your bed with a groan as you walked past him. "What? What happened, why are you bummed? You were fine this morning, who bummed you out? Do you want me to beat 'em up?" He asked a hundred questions a second as he walked over to you, sitting on the foot of your bed.

"No, I'm just tired. Don't get into any fights, please." You groan, laying on your side as you looked at him. You eyes brightened as you realized you actually had something for him, "Oh! Right, look!" You got up quickly and reached under your bed, pulling out the alligator and the crocodile plushes from under your bed, which were now separated.

Peter's eyes lit up and he grabs the gator from your hand and beams a bright smile, "Oh my goodness, you did it?! You didn't, like, rip them to shreds because you were mad at me?" He laughed hugging you tightly.

"No, what the hell do I look like?" You laugh, a little out of breath as he squeeze you. He pulled away, letting you breath and continue. "You're my best friend, man, I'd never do that to you. especially when we got in trouble for rescuing these from big nasty mister Dan, huh?"

Peter laughed, falling back onto your bed and holding the plush alligator to his chest. He had forgotten about the bracelet around his wrist and his eyes gleamed as he saw it. "Well, speaking about that, uh, getting in trouble?" He looked at you, his face softening, making you know his next words.

"You don't need to apologize, Peter." You quickly cut him off, mirroring his position with the crocodile against your chest, laying back next to him. "Just, uh.. promise me something?"

"Yeah, yeah, anything, what's up?" Peter turns to the side, looking over at you as he props his head up with his elbow. You look really nice, and he couldn't get that thought to go away. There was something different about today, seeing the things he had done, bringing you down with him, getting you in trouble with Charles. It made him love you even more, he had carelessly kept living the way he had before meeting you. He realized his thoughts and gaze caused everything around him to freeze as you hadn't replied to him yet. He shook himself free, looking at you, "Hm?"

"Use the journal. Maybe it'll help keep you in check, too, yeah?" You ask, putting out your pinky finger. He had completely forgotten about it, honestly, but if he was gonna make a promise to you, he'd have to keep it. He nodded and made the pinky promise with you. You both laid there for a moment before bursting into nervous laughter, sitting up and continuing with the both of your night.

[icycoldninja]

Masterlist XI

Let's do this the right way; save space.

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Last updated: 11, 14, 2024

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Masterlist V

Masterlist VI

Masterlist VII

Masterlist VIII

Masterlist IX

Masterlist X

DMC:

Sparda boys + V x Aerith-like!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Sophia-like!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Zookeeper!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Paranoid!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Constantly naked!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Jazz singer!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Kneading!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Reader with gift related trauma headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Maiden!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Reader with a mini-me headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Reader with a non sexual tickle kink headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Reader who is shy about noises headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Reader lactation kink headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Reader who has never seen snow headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Reader anime accident headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Pianist!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Psycho!Reader with a gun headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Reader with Marie Antoinette syndrome headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Reader with low life expectancy headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Reader Reader who makes otter noises headcannons

Sparda boys + V reacting to Reader giving them a wedgie headcannons

Sparda boys + V x People pleaser!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Best friends to lovers!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Reader first date headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Male!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Hurt dog-like!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Goth!Autistic!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Reader with weird cooking habits headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Haphephobic!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Sunburnt!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V Reading Reader's diary headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Reader with anger issues headcannons

Sparda twins + V x British accented!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Surprisingly strong!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Reader kitten situation headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Shy!Praiser!Reader NSFW headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Shinobu like!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Fem!Reader who gets stalked by a monster headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Knitter!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Visual-kei!Flutist!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys x Reader double proposal headcannons

Sparda twins + V x Old friend!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys × Daughter!Reader dating a bouncer headcannons

Dante x Chubby!Insecure!Reader headcannons

Dante + Vergil x Black Magic using!Frail!Reader headcannons

Dante + V x People pleaser!Reader with abandonment issues headcannons

I can't trust you (Dante x Traumatized!Reader angst/suggestive)

Dante x Autistic!Reader headcannons

Awkward things the Sparda boys + V do during sex headcannons

Dante + V x Reader who meows for attention headcannons

How the DMC boys would carry their SO

Sparda boys x Younger!Fem!Reader headcannons

Anal destruction (Vergil x Reader NSFW)

Naked encounter (Vergil x Reader NSFW)

Nightlight (Dante x Male!Neko!Reader)

Dante x aspec!Reader headcannons

Braids (V x reader fluff)

Second place (Dad!Vergil x Daughter!Figure skater!Reader platonic)

Too shy (Dante x Shy!Fem!Reader)

Super Spicy Shower Time (Dante x Fem!Reader NSFW)

Time (Nero x Reader angst)

He loved you (V/Vergil x Reader)

I don't feel pretty enough (Dante x Insecure!Fem!Reader)

Noise (Dante x Male!Neko!Reader)

Sparda boys + V x Reader with a southern accent headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Supposedly Dead!Ex!Reader headcannons

MGS:

MGS4!Raiden NSFW alphabet

It's Jack! (NSFW)

Jack the Ripper's grand appearance (angst/fluff/crack/NSFW)

If you slapped his butt (MGR)

X Blind!Male!Martial artist!Reader headcannons

Raiden imagine (NSFW)

Another Raiden imagine (NSFW)

FF7:

My superstar (Yandere!Sephiroth x Reader)

Pegging headcannons (Genesis x Reader)

Post-Nibelheim!Sephiroth x Creepy!Reader headcannons

Rescue (Sephiroth x Reader angst)

JJK:

Dating Gojo headcannons

Dating Mahito headcannons

HXH:

Dating Hisoka headcannons

Dating Illumi headcannons

Fairy Tail:

Dating Midnight headcannons

[ketamollykaine]

Creepypasta AU Headcanons

Midnight City: Jeff the Killer

★ He is 27, and he's a Capricorn sun, Scorpio Moon, and Taurus Rising (Gemini mercury, Sagittarius Venus, Sagittarius Mars, Leo Jupiter, Aries Saturn, Aquarius Neptune, Sagittarius Pluto)

★ Jeff stands at 5'9", has a slim physique but has defined, strong muscles. His body fat % is probably around 6-7%. He's pale nut not ghost white.

★ Is from a mid-middle class family from Montana.

★ His chelsea smile has long since healed into keloid scars, never burned or cut his eyelids, only has a few burn scars along his temples and forehead that he covers with his hair.

★ His hair is very slightly wavy, parted in the middle, and of course it's black. His natural colour was very dark brown. He'll dye it maybe once a year if he feels like it. It goes down right past his pecs/to hs mid back.

★ Has really nice defined eyebrows and lighter blue hunter eyes. His nose is thin, has a ridge from being broken a couple times, and is upturned slightly.

★ Wears guyliner and it's the hottest thing you've ever seen.

★ Thin, but strong jawline. Doesn't care for growing out his facial hair past a week or two, mostly likes to be clean shaven which can be hard at times because of his scars.

★ Has always been conventionally attractive and had a huge complex about it that shattered when he saw his face permanently altered, making him have the mental break that made the chelsea smile.

★ A metalhead, 100%. Goes to underground shows a lot and doesn't bother hiding his face. He has grown to love what he made of himself.

★ Genuinely enjoys impulsively planning his next kill, he gets a rush from playing God with someone's life.

★ Very confident and sure of himself, but surprisingly not full of himself. Jeff has gotten good at what he does and knows it.

★ Charming to a fault, but also cold and sometimes rude. Doesn't care to come off any type of way. He's very apathetic when it comes to people and their emotions. Enjoys his own company most, but is friends with Dove, Toby, Jackson (the Puppeteer), and Laughing Jack.

★ Doesn't work for Slenderman, is 100% a lone wolf. He doesn't fuck with the fact that Slender exists, so he stays clear of him as much as he can.

★ Has his own cabin in the woods, mostly everyone does if they share it or not.

★ Sings! He loves music. I think he'd sound like Landon Tewers. When he hangs out with Dove, they jam together.

★ He is "Need To Change" by Landon Tewers personified. He can be a great lover, but he will chose himself at the end of the day. Very self aware.

★ He's covered in stick and poke tattoos and has self inflicted scars only for counting each kill, not no barcodes. They're 1cm lines neatly cut on his left pec.

★ Is a sucker for real goth women. Don't hand him an e-girl or TikTok alt girl. He wants a trad goth baddie, hopefully with some amount of bloodlust.

★ Wants a lip piercing but hasn't gotten it because "What if it gets caught on something and rips his lip apart?"

★ He tends to not sleep for a couple days at a time then sleeps for 18-20 hours and act like nothing happened.

★ Uses recreational drugs sometimes. Is no stranger to blow, xanax, 2CB, or molly. Drinks frequently and smoked weed daily. He's even learning how to grow!

★ Isn't a sociopath. He still very much has feelings, lots of big feelings. Jeff is a sadist in non-sexual terms. He enjoys seeing people in pain and being the one to cause the pain.

★ Wears dickies or black cargo pants, grommet belts, steel toe, black latter laced boots, black crew socks, a black band t or black muscle t in the summer, and various hoodies. Some are white, some are black. Sometimes he'll wear a bullet necklace that he stole from Dove and spiked leather bracelets.

★ Some of his favourite songs are "All Around Me" - Flyleaf, "Fentanyl" - McCafferty, "Pet" - A Perfect Circle, and "Chelsea Smile (KC BLITZ remix)" - Bring Me The Horizon

★ Knows his brother is alive, but is still reeling with guilt and will never forgive himself. He stays far away from Liu, trying to make Liu forget about him. Wants to have a brother again so badly. He drinks about this all the time and will cry alone.

★ Satanist, has a copy of The Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey. "the group views Satan neither as a supernatural being, nor a symbol of evil, but instead relies on the literary Satan as a symbol representing "the eternal rebel" against arbitrary authority and social norms,"

★ Will help you take revenge or he'll get it for you. Any excuse to kill and help someone realise their power. He likes having equals and moulding killers. This is an extremely rare occurrence though.

I made a c.ai character for y’all to enjoy, here.

[thegreatnterrible]

JOHN DOE NSFW-ABC

John Doe's nsfw alphabet just because he deserves one.

NSFW! I don't want any minors to interact with this text!

TW: Mature themes, blood, non-con, stalking

John Doe - genderfluid (he/him)

You/Reader - gender neutral

A = Aftercare

Doe loves aftercare, especially cuddling. He wraps his arms, legs and his surprisingly lively dark curls around each part of your poor body, he won’t let you go. Doe takes advantage of the fact that you are tired and he would never help you to clean yourself (since he even would never let you do this) afterwards, that’s the way he prefers you, dirty and sweaty.

B = Body part 

Obviously, he adores every part of your body.

Talking about Doe’s body, his most sensitive part is hair. He loves you petting, playing and pulling his curls. He wouldn’t mind if you tugged his hair hard while he gave you oral.

Doe is also weak for you touching his scars. And his ears are delicate too. He is literally trembling when you’re gently tucking his hair and whispering something in his ear, or, maybe, licking him behind his ear.

C = Cum

Doe needs to cover you in his cum. He loves making things dirty, he would love to cum on your face, chest/breast, stomach, thighs or whatever. He especially likes to fill your mouth, pleading you to stick out your tongue to admire the sight of white thick ropes of his cum on it. 

He usually puts his fingers in the puddle of cum on your stomach and draws hearts or other silly doodles, then he makes you lick his dirty fingers.

D = Dirty secret 

He has a lot, but doesn’t keep it a secret. He has done a lot of dirty things like stealing your underwear, jerking off on you while you’re sleeping, watching you change clothes through the window. 

Usually he just throws these facts in your face during breakfast. “did you know that I licked the dirty forks you ate with?”

E = Experience 

He isn’t experienced at all, moreover he actually didn’t even know what sex was. One day you were lying in each other's arms and kissing and he just felt the tension in his lower stomach. You had to explain to him how the genital works and the concept of intimacy between people. Then you showed it to him, gently stroking his lengths until he had his first orgasm. After this experience, he couldn’t stop thinking about sex and how people do this and what you have more to show him.

F = Favorite position

His top choice is missionary, because he can see all your body and, the most important, your face. He loves you riding him the most and he prefers any pose in which he can admire your facial expression.

G = Goofy 

Sex is a new concept for Doe, he is a bit nervous so he wouldn’t act goofy or humorously, but he remains as silly as usual. He can’t help but smile with his eerie grin during sex and sometimes it gets disturbing.

H = Hair

He doesn’t shave himself at all. And the carpet does match the drapes, he still has this black curles down. He doesn’t understand the sense of grooming and he would prefer you having your hair, but he doesn’t care much though. Because of his interest in human habits, he would like to help you shave your intimate areas himself, just to take a curious look there and touch it once more.

I = Intimacy 

He is an old good gentlemen. All his knowledge about romantic things comes from the rom comes he loves to watch, so usually his flirt is silly, but it’s always genuine, and that makes up all the awkwardness.

J = Jack off

He does this every time you aren’t available for intimacy. He uses your photos and underwear or just clothes that smells like you. Though, he can be satisfied only with thoughts and his imagination. He would close his eyes and even talk to himself some of the hot replicas he imagined.

K = Kink Okay, I think there will be a long list, but some of the most important ones:

Blood kink and knife play. He doesn’t like the idea of hurting you, so he���ll probably ask you to cut him instead during sex.

Somnophilia. Doe will touch you while you’re asleep, starting with light strokes and moving on to gripping your thighs and wet kisses, just because he is curious when it’ll be too noticeable and you’ll wake up.

Submission. Doe likes to obey you, listening to your commands and fulfill all your wishes. He likes the praise you give him even more and he wants to deserve his praise. He would also like to dress up for you, whether it's lacy lingerie, stockings or a maid outfit.

L = Location

Usually you do things at home in your bed, but he doesn’t care at all about the place. Doe needed time to understand human norms and stop trying to undress you in public.

Bonus: Doe definitely has some dreams of fucking you at the gas station, he finds this place special due to “oh isn’t that romantic, we met there and had a talk, now let me fuck you right behind the counter”

M = Motivation

Literally every little thing you do.

You bent down to tie shoelaces? What a sight. You’re changing into your home clothes after work? Let Doe help you. Got your hand stuck in the washing machine? Doe saw a couple of videos of what people do in such situations.

N = No

As soon as Doe realized that you’re a fragile human and gained some knowledge of human anatomy, he became afraid of harming you. 

So he wouldn’t do something dangerous, though he likes blood and knives. But sometimes he gets overexcited and can really go too far.

O = Oral 

Doe prefers to give. He wouldn’t go against your will to give him oral, he will with pleasure look at you kneeling down before him. He is a total mess while receiving, you can see him trembling and shaking. He would literally cry from stimulation if he could. 

But once his head is between your legs you can’t stop him. He keeps whispering some blurred lines like “aww you’re tho tawsty”. Doe can make you finish in minutes, but he won’t stop after that, he will keep devouring your cum and there is nothing you can do about it. Also, his tongue.

The only way to stop this machine is to pull his head away by the hair, but he still keeps smiling at you, his gaze is thirsty, his lips are wet.

P = Pace

He is fast and mostly rough. Even if it started out gentle and slow, Doe breaks into a fast pace, fucking you into the mattress, clinging to your hips and waist so hard that bruises remain, quickly hitting his hips against your body.

Q = Quickie 

Usually your sex is a quickie, Doe initiates it at least twice a day, in the morning and before going to bed. and only on lucky days can he persuade you for a third or fourth time in the middle of the day.

R = Risk 

He would like to take any risk with you. Doe trusts you fully and he is excited to hear any of your ideas. He can sometimes offer something new, but usually his ideas are silly and don’t make any sense, like “let’s try to fuck upside down”

S = Stamina 

Doe doesn’t last long, he comes really quickly, but he has his inhuman stamina and he will go for many rounds. 

T = Toys

Doe doesn’t have any toys himself, but he will gladly buy you one as a christmas present once he finds up what it is. 

U = Unfair

He is too impatient to tease you and make you (or himself) wait. 

But Doe kinda likes to be teased, actually. He will gladly beg and cry for you, though he can’t go on like this for a long time.

V = Volume

He doesn’t moan or make loud sounds, more like something muffled. Doe can sob and whimper prettily for sure.

Whether it's a curse or compensation for his lack of moans, he chatters all the time. It can be quiet nonsense that he whispers in your ear or loud confessions of love, but he never shuts up. 

Getting him a gag should be a good idea.

W = Wild card 

Doe has a piss kink. It’s canonical and incredibly reasonable.

X = X-ray 

Whatever. He is a shapeshifter and he is fucking interested, you discover different things every day in his pants.

He would use his ability to shapeshift to please you, make his dick the perfect size, his pussy extra tight and wet for you, or he would make something spicy like a tentacle between his legs.

Y = Yearning 

Surprisingly, not so high I guess. I’m sorry for picturing Doe as a pervert teenager previously, it seems to me that he is a more sensual type, who prefers cuddling and kissing to actual sex.

Z = Zzz 

Doe doesn’t need to sleep anyway. But he likes to feel your relaxed body in his arms, likes to hear your quiet breathing, to see how your chest falls and rises. It’s hard to fall asleep next to him, mostly because of his constant unblinking gaze and his clinginess, but the inhuman warmth of his body fully makes up for it.

Thanks for reading! I also write one shots according to your requests. Let me know if you want something more from me ;)

Also there is a link to this work on ao3, I'll be glad for your support.

[emocl0wnpp]

Okay so because i just have too much shit to share

BAM

Little infopost about my main ship :D

How they met:

In short, Claws stumbled into Jack's circus while running away from the police and campers(in her story Jack's circus is in a forest), and Jack decided to play a few jokes and tricks with her...though once he realized she meant no actual harm he let her stay until she was safe.

After that they just sort of...stuck together as partners in crime(later on Jill joined too but she ain't important here((sorry Jill ily)) ) and slowly but surely became friends..and then they realized that they liked eachother,though it took them quite a few months to,first of all accept it (with Jack not wanting to be abandoned again, and Claws being having commitment and trust issues after what her ex did),and second of all,to actually confess to eachother.

But after a lot of pushing from friends on both ends, Jack ended up confessing first and they lived happily after :D

Fun fact time!!

Like in the picture, Jack is the big spoon and Claws is the little spoon...even if she's much taller

Claws always sleeps on his chest,ALWAYS

She drools,leaving huge puddles on his chest,and on top of that she snores...LOUD

Jack LOVES that she's a plush doll..she's soft as hell,though her skin is cold,which balances out Jack's warm af body temp.

Jack finds it hilarious that Claws is absolutely obsessed with Pennywise while dating him(and fought for her attention with her plushes a few times)

Claws often scoops him up in her arms and refuses to let him go(not like he'd want to leave anyway)

Black cat and racoon duo!!

The olive theory. (Claws loves olives while Jack hates them)

She wrote poems about him and drew him in secret before they started dating...she still does it but it's no secret anymore lmao

They're married and have 2 kids

Since Claws is a cannibal, Jack always makes sure to stack up on guts(her favourite food besides like...human food-)

FOREHEAD KISSES!!

She always cooks and refuses to let Jack in the kitchen(he set it on fire by accident)

Claws,having hungarian blood in her non exsistent veins, made him taste many hungarian dishes

And Jack surprisingly likes them

Jack makes candy specifically for her all the time and hides it in her work bag

Claws often calls him "szerelmem"(it means my love in hungarian....if you couldn't tell i'm also hungarian and im totally not projecting)

And Jack calls her candy and sweets related nicknames (muffin,gumdrop,muffincake you get it)

After Claws got comfortable with physical touch again she never let him go,always kisses him. Probably more clingy than he is

With that said, he ALWAYS wraps his arms around her waist....since he can't really reach anything else

Jack got her name tattooed impulsively as a surprise,so just in case something bad would happen Claws got his name tattooed as well(don't ask how they tattooed a plus doll)

Killing spree dates<3

Jack always snuggles up to her whenever he can,doesn't matter if she's cooking,reading,showering,in the middle of gutting someone, he must hug her

Matching "im with stupid"(Claws' half) and "im stupid"(Jack's half) shirts

Jack always tries to cheer her up with magic tricks and jokes. Surprisingly they work nearly everytime

Claws always takes care of his wounds,and Jack always stitches her when needed

Jack takes photos of her in secret

And watches her sleep whenever he can't

A playlist for my goobers

And the two kids in question,Liam and Lau :D

(Small fun fact abt them: even if Liam looks more like his dad he acts a lot like his mom,and Lau looks more like her mom but acts like her dad and even more like Jill-)

[garden-of-bah]

hi i hope subsystems are okay… could i get factives on all the groupchat members? (yt group) including yumi even tho he left… thank u if so and have a great rest of ur week… please include alter roles

Hoo boy, this was a big one! We have never heard of these guys before doing this, so we tried to add a bit of our own interpretations to differentiate them from the streamers themselves. Whether or not they have them is up to you, but we hope they came out to your liking!

Name/s: Tanner, BigT

Age: 25

Pronouns: He/Him

Source: The Group Chat

Genders: male

Sexuality: bisexual

CisIDs: brown hair, brown eyes, American, friend, streamer

Faceclaim:

Alter roles: mediator

Signoffs: -👻, -🧟‍♂️

Personality: agreeable, fair, conflict-adept, empathetic, reasonable, honest

Quirks: gets in the middle when these chucklefucks start arguing. Terrifyingly good at solving arguments and finding resolutions

Name/s: Jack, Grunk

Age: 20

Pronouns: he/they

Source: The Group Chat

Genders: demiboy

Sexuality: bisexual

CisIDs: brown hair, blue eyes, American, friend, streamer

Mental/physical conditions: auDHD

Faceclaim:

Alter roles: social protector

Signoffs: -☀️, -🎭

Personality: friendly, excitable, talkative, social, creative, occasionally oblivious

Quirks: puts stickers on EVERYTHING they can get their hands on

Name/s: Issac, issacwhy

Age: 24

Pronouns: He/him

Source: The Group Chat

Genders: male

Sexuality: heterosexual

CisIDs: brown hair, green eyes, tall, American, friend, streamer

Mental/physical conditions: face dysmorphia

Faceclaim:

Alter roles: gatekeeper

Signoffs: -👾, -🖥️

Personality: calm, rational, logical, clever, self-effacing, reserved

Quirks: rarely takes off his mask/glasses even in headspace, unless he’s with the boys and the boys ALONE.

Name/s: Larry Croft

Age: 21

Pronouns: he/she

Source: The Group Chat

Genders: bigender

Sexuality: bisexual

CisIDs: black hair, brown eyes, Mexican, American, friend, streamer

Mental/physical conditions: generalized anxiety

Other labels: “mom friend”

Faceclaim:

Alter roles: caretaker

Signoffs: -🌧️, -🎧

Personality: caring, intuitive, genuine, silly, open-hearted, determined

Quirks: a surprisingly good cook, he usually takes care of the body by feeding it, cleaning it, and making sure it sleeps

Name/s: Nick, Softwilly

Age: 25

Pronouns: he/him

Source: The Group Chat

Genders: male

Sexuality: asexual heteromantic

CisIDs: black hair, brown eyes, American, friend, streamer

Faceclaim:

Alter roles: physical protector

Signoffs: -🕹️, -🐇

Personality: brash, bold, protective, confident, observant, witty, antagonistic

Quirks: picks on Blake over things he finds “weird”. Tries to play it off as good fun but sometimes feelings get really hurt.

Name/s: Blake, Yumi

Age: 24

Pronouns: he/they

Source: The Group Chat

Genders: non-binary boy

Sexuality: unlabelled

CisIDs: brown hair, brown eyes, American, friend, streamer

Mental/physical conditions: autism

Other labels: ex-podcast member

Faceclaim:

Alter roles: persecutor

Signoffs: -🍓, -🎮

Personality: shy, awkward, sensitive, just, focused, stubborn, emotional

Quirks: occasionally bickers with Nick over small stuff and both can get heated, usually needing Tanner or Issac to step in if it escalates. Mild trust issues.

[dzthenerd490]

File: The Nightmare Before Christmas

SCP#: AKX

Code Name: The Realm of Holidays

Object Class: Euclid Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures: Originally SCP-AKX was declared uncontainable but also a non-hazardous threat on all aspects especially to the veil over the anomalous world. However, after the 1993 incident the Department of the Impossible was asked to forever seal the connection between our realities. The Department of Universal Affairs is responsible for handling any issues that may arise in regards to multidimensional organizations as well as other Groups of Interest that handle the affairs of holidays and spirits. 

Description: SCP-AKX is an alternate reality attached to our own filled with the spirits of the seven celebratory holidays. The basis of this reality is a seemingly endless forest that one can surprisingly never get lost in as it always leads back to the seven main trees in the middle. Those trees stand taller than any other, each carved in seven doors with each one taking the shape of the symbol of their holiday. Said holidays being the 4th of July, Valentines Day, Saint Patricks Day, Easter, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Halloween. It is unknown why these doors don’t correspond with the actual order of the holidays very well. Regardless, entering any of these trees will take you to a world where that single holiday is all the focus by every spirit within.

Each world is basically a pocket dimension that only extends to be as large as the average town. Each one is labeled based on their holiday that being SCP-AKX-Fireworks, SCP-AKX-Valentines, SCP-AKX-Patrick, SCP-AKX-Easter, SCP-AKX-Thanksgiving, SCP-AKX-Christmas, and SCP-AKX-Halloween. Within each city like reality there are citizens which are actually holiday spirits and shockingly have physical forms just like SCP-AJO. As is typical of Spirit Class entities they always follow a certain theme which in this case is obviously the holidays they are assigned too. Despite each citizen belonging to one of seven different cities they are all labeled SCP-AKX-Workers. Their name is derived from the fact that all they like to do is celebrate their assigned holiday and when the holiday is over they merely get started on preparing for the next one. 

Each city seems to have a corresponding leader that also acts as a mascot for the assigned holiday. For SCP-AKX-Fireworks it's a man with a flashy multicolored suit and almost Elvis-like hair with odd blue skin named John Firewood the Firework King. SCP-AKX-Valentines it's obviously the cupid in the most traditional sense as he appears to be a baby holding a bow and arrow filled quiver but talks like an adult. SCP-AKX-Patrick again it's obviously the leprechaun who unlike normal Leprechauns encountered by the Foundation is awfully generous in giving his treasure though it always turns out to be chocolates wrapped in gold. He’s also been noted to have a bad drinking problem that gets worse on the holiday of Saint Patrick's day. SCP-AKX-Easter is the Easter Bunny, a large pink almost human sized bunny that loves chocolate. SCP-AKX-Thanksgiving is actually a stereotypical Pilgrim with brown hair, blue eyes, and European ethnicity called the Turkey King. Shockingly he has a wife who is a stereotypical Native American with tanned skin, black hair, brown eyes, with the US stereotypical female native american leather dress and feather crown on her head called the Turkey Queen. Yet another holiday spirit that unfortunately follows less than historically accurate themes. Though its still quite interesting how this one has two spirits as rulers rather than one. 

SCP-AKX-Christmas obviously has Santa Claus and is shockingly one of the best iterations of the holiday mascot besides the one tied to SCP-ACO. He is surprisingly strong, devoted to his job, extremely fast as well as efficient, and even defeated SCP-4666 once. Then finally there is SCP-AKX-Halloween ruled by Jack Skeleington the Pumpkin King. Quite possibly the most festive of them all as Jack Skelington is always coming up with new ideas to make Halloween more exciting. 

SCP-AKX was discovered in [Data Expunged by Order of the O5 Council] when SCP-4666 was going on yet another rampage through Christmas night, kidnapping some children and tormenting the others with horrific presents. However, unlike the SCP-4666 we all know now who only attacks 30-20 houses per year, this time SCP-4666 attacked over [data expunged] hundred houses within the night. As a result Santa Claus of SCP-AKX-Christmas appeared and struck him down rather easily, he then rescued the children and took those that he could home and healed their families. For those that no longer had a home to go to he took them to good orphanages, left notes for the authorities, and gave presents to the children including framed pictures of their families to help them remember the good times. Afterwards the Santa Claus of SCP-AKX-Christmas disappeared without a trace. 

The Department of Universal Affairs was assigned to find his whereabouts and sure enough he was discovered thanks to a DHS Drone. However not only was the location of this Santa Claus located but the rest of SCP-AKX. It was actually thanks to the Dimensional Hopping Surveillance Drone that the Foundation knows anything about SCP-AKX or its inhabitance. 

Originally this was thought to be the end of it but unfortunately in 1993 Jack Skelington of SCP-AKX-Halloween went on his own chaotic run. During December 25th of Halloween, he kidnapped the Santa Claus of SCP-AKX-Christmas and took on his role of giving gifts to the world. Unfortunately, due to both his SCP-AKX-Workers and himself not comprehending anything outside of Halloween they did not make toys of joy but instead made tiny monsters that loved chasing and terrorizing children. Perhaps a simple accident but one that nearly ripped the veil over the anomalous world apart as several of the toys were displaying clear anomalous properties. 

Due to the situation quickly getting out of control the Department of the Impossible was asked to erase all the toys and destroy all memories of them existing, which the DI did rather easily. According the the DHS Drone provided by the DUA Jack Skelington quickly realized his mistakes and went back to not only set his own dimension right but free Santa Claus. Granted this would have allowed things to go back to normal but the O5 were not willing to take the risk and thus ordered the DI to separate our realities for good. 

This unfortunately led to much anger from various other holiday spirits as well as organizations that manage said spirits including SCP-AJO herself who was especially mad and tried to defend her friend Jack Skelington. As such the Legal Team of the Department of Universal Affairs - "Beyond Comprehension" Management Division has been working overtime to ensure the Foundation doesn’t have to pay any expenses that obviously can’t be paid. It should be noted that scenarios like this are exactly why the Department of the Impossible must never be relied on heavily and saved only for the most difficult to achieve tasks.

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SCP: Horror Movie Files Hub

[extraneousdominomask]

What I did on my summer vacation

As you've no doubt gathered by now, for the last two years I've been playing various old games with my wife. I often used to post about that adventure here, and then I kinda stopped. I feel bad about that, especially when it comes to the two excellent, free indie games I had fully intended to spotlight. So here's a quick rundown!

Celeste, OJONMRAG, Double Cross

Three great indies I got in the same bundle. Celeste needs no introduction, and I've spoken about it before. I don't know if I ever mentioned Oh Jeez Oh No My Rabbits Are Gone!!!, but it's a fun puzzle game with cute visuals and surprisingly catchy music. And speaking of those two things, Double Cross is a hidden gem of a game. We really enjoyed its eclectic cast, and still sometimes quote the zany catgirl in particular. ("All cats are tyrants, Zahra.")

Manic Miners

Lego Rock Raiders was a toy line in the 1990s, which earned its own video game tie-in. I remember it fondly... as did one absolute hero, who remastered the dang thing as a non-profit passion project. Manic Miners is available via Itch for free - because it's a fan game! He had to ask very nicely to do this at all! - and it completely revitalizes what was an engaging but flawed fuzzy memory from my childhood. As well as adding several quality of life improvements to make the game flow better, cut content is restored and entirely new features are added in, such as a character creator. If you want an accessible game that can provide the sweet, sweet satisfaction of collecting every scrap of resources from a initially messy environment, I highly recommend this.

inFamous 2: Festival of Blood

An important thing to know about me is that I hate vampires. I don't like 'em and I don't like looking at 'em, so I usually avoid and and all vampiric media, even if they're getting slaughtered. For that reason, despite loving inFamous 2, I never checked out its DLC side-adventure Festival of Blood... until now. (Making a new purchase on the PS3 digital store was hard, but not impossible. Thanks for complaining every time they try to shut it down, everybody!) It's a short experience, but a lot of fun, thanks to the wise decision to let Zeke narrate the whole bullshit stor- I mean, thrilling tale of true heroism. I found Bloody Mary to be an entertainingly nasty villain, despite my biases.

Psychonauts 2

Psychonauts is one of the video games ever, no question. Expectations were lofty for its much-delayed sequel. If anything, I think I prefer this one! The core (the gameplay, visuals, hilarious writing, and Peter McConnell's consistently excellent music) all remain unchanged, with new mechanics, some quality of life improvements, and an impressive voice cast all added on top. Jack Black and Elijah Wood are both in this game, and they're both great!

Pokémon White

this one kinda sucked ngl

Halo: Combat Evolved

Mostly, I'm showing my wife a game and not the other way around. There was one major franchise that I had almost entirely missed, however - aside from a few free-form skirmishes at parties - that she fondly remembers. This summer, we both experienced the first Halo together, and in short: yeah, I can see why this changed the course of the industry singlehandedly. It still feels great to play, even with my wife assuring me that the sequel is a big improvement from these already solid bones. I frankly don't relish slaughtering the fleeing, crying Grunts, since we as a society have moved on considerably when it comes to the rights of funny little guys. But it feels great to shoot aleins and Cortana is my friend. Exactly as advertised.

Jak II: Renegade

this one definitely sucked, holy shit. I remember this being a good game. I remembered incorrectly.

Shantae (2002)

I've played two of the more recent Shantae games, and I found them charming. But how does the original hold up? Pretty well, honestly! It's far from perfect - the day and night cycle really adds nothing beyond referencing Castlevania - but the music and visuals are truly impressive for the original GameBoy. I'm gonna be thinking about Shantae's cute little 8-bit dances for a while.

Undertale Yellow

Like anyone who listens to a lot of Toby Fox's music over YouTube, I've seen my fair share of dubious OCs and "epic fights" floating at the corner of my vision. With that in mind, I went into UY with managed expectations, despite the positive buzz. Could a fangame really match the unique energy and charm of one of the greatest independent games of our generation?

Uh... yeah! I'm as surprised as anyone else, but everything from the music to the gameplay to the writing was really bang-on. It's not a flawless experience - the El Bailador fight needed reworking, it was WAY harder than other, more impactful fights - but the eight years of passion very much shine through. If you're a fan of UT/DR and need something to tide you over as we all wait for Chapters 3+, I fully recommend this. It's free!!!!

Spyro the Dragon (1998)

Finished this just yesterday! I got the remaster when it came out, but - no offense - nothing beats the blocky low-poly charm of the original. This was my first time replaying it in several years, and for the first time, it felt small. Levels I remember struggling with posed no challenge any more. But I think that only speaks to how many times I replayed this lovely little adventure. Also, did you know that of the, like, four voice actors in this game, one of them is Clancy goddamn Brown? He plays like 30 of these polygonal dragons!

...I would normally try to end a post this long on a more climactic note, but, uh... yeah.

[agentnico]

My Most Anticipated Movies of 2024

Here we are - Christmas behind us and right at the precipice of the end of the year with 2024 ready to rock and rumble. So naturally as per usual this time of year I do all my film-related Top 10 lists, with the first up My Most Anticipated Movies of 2024. An interesting aspect of 2024 is that it is in fact bare bones when it comes to superhero flicks with both Marvel and DC taking a little break as they reorganise that respective cinematic universes, with the only major flicks of that genre being Deadpool 3 and the Joker sequel. As such, I’m really hoping we will get some stand out releases from the indie and more niche market, so looking forward to those surprises down the line, as for now here are the movies on my radar who I see having potential at being the stand outs in 2024…

10) KUNG FU PANDA 4 - Jack Black’s Po the Dragon Warrior is back for another round of hijinks. DreamWorks animation sequels recently have been nothing short of superb, with the genuinely laugh-out-loud hilarious Croods 2 and then the fantastic Puss in Boots: The Last Wish that had no right to be THAT good! Like honestly, how the hell was Puss in Boots 2 so awesome!? From the striking and ambitious animation style, to the soundtrack and one hell of a title track with “Fearless Hero”, to the narrative itself tackling surprisingly mature themes and honest depictions of panic attacks - Puss in Boots: The Last Wish is a masterpiece! There, I said it. As such really high hopes now for DreamWorks’ other projects, with Kung Fu Panda always a reliable series, yet I must say the trailer was a tad underwhelming hence why it’s so low on the list. Still though, the previous 3 have been solid so no reason for this one not to. Let’s give this panda some love!

9) THE MINISTRY OF UNGENTLEMANLY WARFARE - Director Guy Ritchie has been on a real hot-streak lately, delivering quality after quality. 2019’s The Gentlemen is one of the coolest gangster flicks in recent memory, 2015’s The Man from U.N.C.L.E was an entertaining action espionage caper with some great humorous banter, and this year’s The Covenant was one of the more underrated surprises, delivering a tense and realistic pulse pounding war thriller that was so out of character for Ritchie, yet honestly delivered such an edge of your seat experience. Then there’s that Aladdin remake with a blue Will Smith. Look, everyone’s gotta pay the bills, but nonetheless Guy Ritchie really is hitting the mark non-stop, so really looking forward to this World War II based action spy film produced by Jerry Bruckheimer. Love the title alone. Also Henry Cavill’s in the lead and that guy’s simply cool.

8) ARGYLLE - So much so that this is the second film on the list featuring Henry Cavill in the lead. What a cast - John Cena, Sam Rockwell, Dua Lipa, Bryce Dallas Howard, Samuel L. Jackson, Sofia Boutella and Bryan Cranston. Talk about an ensemble! This comes to us from Matthew Vaughn who made those Kingsman movies, and one could argue that this looks and feels like a Kingsman movie. Wouldn’t even be surprised if at the film’s end there will be a twist connecting it to that franchise Cloverfield-style. Looks like a good time though, as long as they brush up on their special effects, as that CGI cat is Garfield-level bad!

7) BOB MARLEY: ONE LOVE - When a music biopic is done right then it is SO right! Taron Egerton rocked as Elton John in Rocketman, and Baz Luhrmann visual frenetic style paired really well with the crazy life of Presley in 2022’s Elvis. And who can of course forget the incredible tale of Dewey Cox, as he walked hard through his drug-filled Bob Dylan-stealing life where absolutely nothing bad happened to him. I’m of course kidding, but if you’ve never seen Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story then you’re missing out on of the funniest music biopic satires ever. That movie is hilarious and the Beatles scene alone is worth the price of admission. Anyway, in regards to One Love, the trailers for this Bob Marley biopic have actually been really intriguing. Kingsley Ben-Adir seems to be impersonating the famous reggae singer really well and the movie itself seems to offer a powerful depiction of Marley’s journey behind his revolutionary music. At the very least I’m going to enjoy listening to “Buffalo Soldier” on the big screen, and that’s gotta count for something.

6) FURIOSA: A MAD MAX SAGA - One of the stand-outs of George Miller’s absolute batshit insane wasteland hit Mad Max: Fury Road was Charlize Theron’s headstrong Furiosa. Well Theron is not returning and instead Anya Taylor-Joy takes on the role as a younger version of the character. I am always hesitant with prequel stories as I always wonder what’s the point of them, however Miller’s Fury Road was visually incredible with some outstanding action sequences, and additionally the trailer for Furiosa features an unhinged Chris Hemsworth, and for those of you who’ve seen Bad Times at the El Royale you’ll know the guy can play insane really well.

5) DRIVE AWAY DOLLS - The Coen Brothers are behind some of the most thrilling crime capers in film history, yet recently they temporarily parted ways to focus on their own projects. Joel went on to direct a truly spectacular Shakespeare adaptation of Tragedy of Macbeth that gave Roman Polanski’s original a run for its money, and now Ethan Coen has got his first solo directorial outing with Drive Away Dolls. It’s a queer roadtrip buddy comedy about two friends whose spontaneous trip to Tallahassee is undermined by a gang of amateur criminals. Should be a fun time at the movies with hopefully some of the Coens’ signature wit, and the supporting cast featuring Pedro Pascal and Matt Damon simply sounds delightful.

4) MICKEY 17 - Bong Joon-Ho’s highly anticipated science fiction film starring Robert Pattinson. Not much is known about this however Joon-Ho is fresh of winning an Oscar for Best Picture for his incredible Parasite, and Pattinson has really proven in the last decade that he’s a very talented actor, and that the quicker we forget about his Twilight times the better. Look, it’s a movie that is made by a very talented group of people, so I’m really rooting for this one to be a hit.

3) DEADPOOL 3 - One of the few superhero flicks of 2024, and the only one I really care about, as, well, it’s fricking Deadpool! The first two were awesome, and we have Ryan Reynolds back in this one, this time with the highly anticipated return of Wolverine himself - Hugh Jackman. Again, there are reasons to be worried, as the MCU’s Multiverse saga has been very underwhelming and this film is posed to be at the centre of this cinematic plot line. Additionally, due to the writer’s strike earlier in 2023 Ryan Reynolds was not allowed to improvise on set, and I feel like Deadpool thrives of the ad-libbing and actors being allowed to act in the moment, so take that away and what do we have? Fingers crossed the team know what they are doing and I’m still really looking forward to it, yet Deadpool 3 has a lot to prove come it’s summer release day.

2) MAXXXINE - The final entry is Ty West’s horror trilogy X. Following the only survivor of the bloody incidents of X, Maxine continues her journey towards fame to be an actress in 1980s Los Angeles. Both X and Pearl really reinvigorated the horror genre as they both took inspiration from the old yet managed to blend in something new, as such making this third installment one of my most anticipated this year. In fact, I don’t enjoy horror films that much, so when one gets me so invested it really proves a point that it is something truly special.

1)THE LORD OF THE RINGS: WAR OF THE ROHIRRIM - Peter Jackson’s The Lord of the Rings trilogy are my favourite set of films ever. So of course anything to do with Lord of the Rings gets my blood pumping. Amazon Prime’s recent Rings of Power show was an absolute slap to the dick, and was such a disservice to the fans, however War of the Rohirrim sounds more promising. The prequel will be an anime adaptation of Tolkien's world and will take inspiration from the look and feel of Peter Jackson's original trilogy, with Miranda Otto returning to narrate, and as you may recall Otto played Eowyn, the daughter of Theoden, in the original trilogy. The film is directed by anime industry heavyweight Kenji Kamiyama, known for his work on Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex and Blade Runner: Black Lotus, promising excitement for both Tolkien and anime fans with his impressive track record. It sounds like The War of the Rohirrim will be worth the wait at least because at Annecy Film Festival in June 2023, an exclusive first look was screened and the first reactions are very positive. And look, it is a new Lord of the Rings movie that will be playing in cinemas! I am very afraid but also very excited!

[ghcstinthewvlls]

❀ *◦ lee siyeon. non-binary. they/them. demiromantic pansexual. ⇝ hey, isn’t that athena pallas-dexicos / mae dal-nim? i think that the thirty-one year old from meteora, greece works as an art consultant for the hanging arts museum & paranormal investigator, but outside of that people describe them as leather jackets over victorian lace, the scent of petrichor and the forest floor, burgundy lips curled in surprisingly warm smiles, ouija boards on the living room table and altars to the old gods, ripped denim and platform combat boots. i hear they are mercurial & callous, but they are also known to be inquisitive & warm hearted. consider giving them a visit at their home in seal harbor apartments and get to know why they’re called the moonchild.

( and then we have this sweet baby angel demon child )

triggers: abuse, chronic illness, mental illness, self harm

𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓲 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓫𝓮 𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓬

full name: athena circe tamar pallas-dexicos

birth name: mae dal-nim

nicknames: thena, athie

age: 31

dob: february 14, 1992

birthplace: mokpo-si, south korea

hometown: meteora, greece

occupation: art consultant for the hanging arts museum & paranormal investigator

gender: non-binary

pronouns: they/them preferred, she/her acceptable for close friends and family

sexuality: demiromantic pansexual

big three: aquarius sun, aries moon, cancer rising

𝓲 𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓰𝓸 𝓽𝓸 𝔀𝓪𝓻 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓷

height: 4’11”

weight: 102 lbs

hair color: naturally black, typically rocks an electric blue balayage

eye color: grey

build: petite and slender

tattoos: floral sleeve including belladonna, lily-of-the-valley, lavender, and roses on their right arm; ufo behind their left ear; quote as above / so below along their left shoulder

piercings: four in each lobe; right ear industrial; septum; medusa; dermal in between their clavicles

distinguishable marks: faded self-harm scars located on the insides of their wrists and legs; near crescent moon shaped birthmark on the back of their right thigh

aesthetic: leather jackets over lace, the scent of petrichor and the forest floor, burgundy lips curled in surprisingly warm smiles, ouija boards on the living room table and altars to the old gods, roses in an empty jack daniels bottle instead of a vase, dark oak furniture that tells stories of former owners and times gone by, tea leaves on saucers next to grimoires

𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲 𝓬𝓪𝓷'𝓽 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓹 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵 𝓪 𝔀𝓪𝔂

born in south korea, raised in meteora, greece before being relocated to manchester england, with their siblings fostered and later adopted internationally

second oldest quadruplet

speaks greek, portuguese, hebrew, korean, english, and bsl

english is their fifth language, though, so some things get stuck in translation sometimes

suffered munchausen by proxy syndrome as a child while also having their insulin withheld from them

still experiences after effects

this wasn't the only such abuse athena would experience growing up, nor the worst any of the siblings suffered by a longshot

they’ve got much of the physical abuse blocked out as a coping mechanism

type I diabetic; takes insulin injections

athena’s been seeing and speaking to spirits since they were a child

clinically diagnosed with adhd, manic depression, c-ptsd

they have all sorts of plants and herbs growing in their home, and a small, carefully cultivated poison garden on their balcony

athena collects antique oddities as a hobby

witchcraft is another long cultivated hobby

firmly believes that anything is possible

while demiromantic, athena is a sucker for tear jerker romance movies and a hopeless romantic at heart

goth scream queen in demonias

chaos incarnate

[aparichitt]

dog-breeds

Dog breeds are often categorized by their size, temperament, function, and appearance. With over 340 recognized breeds globally, the American Kennel Club (AKC) officially recognizes 197 dog breeds, and these breeds vary greatly in their characteristics. Whether you are looking for a family companion, a working dog, or a show dog, there’s a breed to fit every lifestyle. Below is an overview of popular dog breeds in different categories:

1. Sporting Dogs

Sporting dogs are energetic, intelligent, and friendly. These dogs were originally bred for hunting and retrieving, but they also make excellent family pets due to their loyalty and high energy.

Labrador Retriever: Friendly, outgoing, and great with families. Labs are also commonly used as service dogs.

Golden Retriever: Intelligent, easy to train, and known for being friendly. They’re great for active families.

Cocker Spaniel: A cheerful and affectionate breed with a medium-sized build, ideal for families and people looking for a companion dog.

2. Herding Dogs

Herding breeds were bred to help control livestock. They are highly intelligent, agile, and often require plenty of physical and mental stimulation.

Border Collie: Known as one of the smartest dog breeds. They are energetic and excel in obedience training and dog sports.

Australian Shepherd: Highly intelligent and energetic, this breed loves to work and is known for being incredibly loyal.

Collie: Famous for their gentle nature and intelligence, Collies make great family dogs.

3. Working Dogs

Working dogs were bred to perform tasks such as guarding, pulling sleds, or rescuing people. They tend to be strong, intelligent, and protective.

Siberian Husky: Known for their endurance and strength, Huskies are friendly but independent.

Boxer: Protective, loyal, and energetic, Boxers make great family pets and are excellent guard dogs.

Great Dane: Despite their massive size, Great Danes are gentle giants and excellent family companions.

4. Toy Dogs

Toy breeds are small in size but big in personality. These dogs are ideal for people who live in smaller spaces or apartments and prefer smaller dogs.

Chihuahua: Tiny but full of personality, Chihuahuas are often loyal and protective of their owners.

Pomeranian: Playful, friendly, and full of energy, Pomeranians are great companions for people of all ages.

Yorkshire Terrier: Small in size but confident and feisty, Yorkies are perfect lap dogs for apartment dwellers.

5. Non-Sporting Dogs

Non-sporting breeds are a diverse group, with a wide variety of traits. They may not fit into other categories, but they are still highly popular and adored for their unique traits.

Bulldog: Stocky, with a calm demeanor, Bulldogs are loyal, brave, and known for their gentle nature.

Dalmatian: Known for their striking black spots, Dalmatians are energetic and friendly dogs that make great companions.

Poodle: Highly intelligent, Poodles come in different sizes (Standard, Miniature, and Toy) and are known for being hypoallergenic.

6. Terrier Dogs

Terriers were originally bred for hunting and are known for their bold, fearless, and energetic nature. They can be independent and sometimes stubborn.

Jack Russell Terrier: Energetic and intelligent, Jack Russells make great companions for active owners.

Scottish Terrier: Known for their distinctive “Scottie” look, Scottish Terriers are strong-willed but loyal dogs.

Bull Terrier: Distinguished by their egg-shaped head, Bull Terriers are playful, energetic, and affectionate.

7. Hound Dogs

Hound breeds were developed for hunting due to their strong sense of smell and stamina. They tend to be independent, and some require a lot of exercise.

Beagle: Friendly and curious, Beagles are great for families and have a fantastic sense of smell.

Dachshund: Known for their long body and short legs, Dachshunds are brave, curious, and loyal companions.

Greyhound: Known for their speed and athleticism, Greyhounds are also surprisingly calm and gentle pets.

8. Companion Dogs

Companion dogs are bred for their ability to bond closely with humans. They are often small in size and excel in providing emotional support and companionship.

Shih Tzu: Affectionate and friendly, Shih Tzus are ideal lap dogs and make wonderful companions for people of all ages.

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel: Sweet-natured and playful, they are excellent family dogs.

Bichon Frise: Cheerful and friendly, Bichon Frises are known for their hypoallergenic coats.

9. Sighthounds

Sighthounds, like Greyhounds and Whippets, are known for their exceptional vision and speed. These dogs were bred to hunt using their sight and speed rather than their scent.

Whippet: Similar to Greyhounds, Whippets are calm and friendly dogs that enjoy running and outdoor activities.

Saluki: Elegant and swift, Salukis are gentle dogs known for their excellent hunting skills.

10. Gundogs

Gundogs were originally bred for helping hunters find and retrieve game. They are intelligent and trainable, making them excellent companions for active people.

Pointer: These dogs have a natural instinct to point and retrieve game, and they are known for their energy and intelligence.

Retriever (Chesapeake Bay, Curly-Coated, Flat-Coated): Retrievers are loyal, friendly, and excellent swimmers, making them great family dogs and hunting companions.

Choosing the Right Dog Breed for You

When selecting a dog breed, consider the following factors to ensure a good match for your lifestyle:

Size: Larger breeds may require more space and exercise, while smaller breeds may be better suited for apartment living.

Energy Level: Active dogs, like Border Collies and Labrador Retrievers, require lots of exercise and stimulation. If you want a lower-energy dog, breeds like Bulldogs or Basset Hounds might be a better fit.

Temperament: Different breeds have different temperaments. For example, Terriers are known to be independent and feisty, while Golden Retrievers are generally friendly and eager to please.

Allergies: If you or someone in your household has allergies, consider hypoallergenic breeds like Poodles, Bichon Frises, or Schnauzers.

Time Commitment: Some breeds, especially those with longer coats like the Shih Tzu or Afghan Hound, require regular grooming, while others like Beagles or Dalmatians are low-maintenance in that regard.

Conclusion

There is a dog breed to fit nearly every type of household and lifestyle. Whether you need a high-energy companion for outdoor adventures, a small and friendly lap dog, or a loyal and protective family dog, the options are endless. When choosing a breed, take your time and do thorough research to ensure that the dog you choose fits your environment, activity level, and personality.

[dragonoftheunderground]

Hey I'm trying to find some pdfs for queer media archival (mainly because of a certain asshole), but I can't find these few. Could those who are willing help me find downloads for them? List below the cut (kinda long).

If multiple are available from one source, just list by source and provide one link per source (unless it's a pain to search or whatever). Epub is okay but pdf is preferred.

Not Found On OceanOfPDF:

WYND - James Tynion and Michael Dialynas

Homebody - Theo Parish

St. Hell Book 2+ - Lewis Hancox

Rainbow! Volume 1 - Tapas Media

Sunhead - Alex Assan

Hockey Girl Loves Drama Boy - Faith Erin Hicks

The Girl From The Sea - Molly Knox Ostertag

Across a Field of Starlight - Blue Delliquanti

The Pirate and the Porcelain Girl - Emily Riesbeck, Nora J. Barna

King Cheer - Molly Horton Booth, Stephanie Kate Strohm

Snapdragon - Kat Leyh

Witchlight - Jessi Zabarsky

If You'll Have Me – Eunnie

Unfamiliar, Vol. 1 - Haley Newsome

Junior High - Tegan Quin, Sara Quin

Lunar Boy - Jacinta Wibowo, Jessica Wibowo

Grace Needs Space! - Benjamin A. Wilgus, Rii Abrego

Bodyshy - Margot Sounack

Crumbs - Danie Sterling

Queer Heroes Of Myth And Legend – Dan Jones

Queer History A to Z: 100 Years of LGBTQ+ Activism - Robin Stevenson

Middletown - Sarah Moon

Flash Fire - TJ Klune

Heatwave - TJ Klune

Forging Queer Leaders: How The LGBTQIA+ Community Creates Impact From Adversity - Bree Fram, Liz Cavallaro

How Do I Un-remember This: Unfortunately True Stories - Danny Pellegrino

Transitions: A Mother's Journey - Elodie Durand

The Book of Pride: LGBTQ Heroes Who Changed the World - Mason Funk

The Gay Revolution: The Story of the Struggle - Lillian Faderman

Original Plumbing: The Best of Ten Years of Trans Male Culture - Amos Mac, Rocco Kayiatos, Cooper Lee Bombardier

Queer Villains of Myth and Legend: A Revelry of Queer Rogues and Outlaws Through the Ages - Dan Jones

Revolution Is Love: A Year of Black Trans Liberation - Aperture (ISBN-13: 9781597115308)

Gay Lives - Robert Aldrich

The Other Victims: First-Person Stories of Non-Jews Persecuted by the Nazis - Ina R. Friedman

Trans Kids and Teens: Pride, Joy, and Families in Transition - Elijah C. Nealy

My Brother My Sister: Story of a Transformation - Molly Haskell

Private Love, Public School: Gay Teacher Under Fire - Christine A. Yared

Raising LGBTQ Allies: A Parent's Guide to Changing the Messages from the Playground - Chris Tompkins

American Savage: Insights, Slights, and Fights on Faith, Sex, Love, and Politics - Dan Savage

Journey to Same-Sex Parenthood: Firsthand Advice, Tips and Stories from Lesbian and Gay Couples - Eric Rosswood

Out of the Shadows: Reimagining Gay Men's Lives - Walt Odets

Out of the Shadows: How London Gay Life Changed for the Better After the Act - Tony Walton

Love and Resistance: Out of the Closet into the Stonewall Era - Jason Baumann, Roxane Gay, Kay Tobin Lahusen, Diana Davies

It Gets Better: Coming Out, Overcoming Bullying, and Creating a Life Worth Living - Dan Savage

Ask a Queer Chick: A Guide to Sex, Love, and Life for Girls Who Dig Girls - Lindsay King-Miller

LGBTQ Stats: Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, and Queer People by the Numbers - Bennett Singer, David Deschamps

Born This Way: Real Stories of Growing Up Gay - Paul V. Vitagliano

Straight: The Surprisingly Short History Of Heterosexuality - Hanne Blank

In Search of Emma: How We Created Our Family, A Memoir - Armando Lucas Correa

The Queeriodic Table: A Celebration of LGBTQ+ Culture - Harriet Dyer

The Queer Bible - Jack Guinness

A Girlhood: Letter to My Transgender Daughter - Carolyn Hays

LGBTQ Family Building: A Guide for Prospective Parents - Abbie E Goldberg

Queer Footprints: A Guide to Uncovering London's Fierce History - Dan Glass

Please Miss: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Penis - Grace E. Lavery

Pride: A Celebration in Quotes - Caitlyn McNeill

How to They/Them: A Visual Guide to Nonbinary Pronouns and the World of Gender Fluidity - Stuart Getty

The Queering of Corporate America: How Big Business Went from LGBTQ Adversary to Ally - Carlos A. Ball

Real Queer America: LGBT Stories from Red States - Samantha Allen

This is a Book for Parents of Gay Kids: A Question & Answer Guide to Everyday Life - Dan Owens-Reid, Dan Owens-Reid, Kristin Russo

Queer Adolescence: Understanding the Lives of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Intersex, and Asexual Youth - Charlie McNabb

Hollywood Pride: A Celebration of LGBTQ+ Representation and Perseverance in Film - Alonso Duralde

Not Found On irc.irchighway.net/#ebooks Or OceanOfPDF:

Thieves - Lucie Bryon

Belle Of The Ball - Mari Costa

Stars In Their Eyes - Jessica Walton

[kissingdeadgirls]

when i was listening to a81 blacktop i was thinking about the fake story about the fake town from 4chan that was posted here, and i could never find it (state of both google and tumblr search 🥲)

but a man on yt did a deep dive on it (the state of google) and so i have found thee fake story

I think I found a fake town last year, like Truman show fake

be me

last summer

cross county road trip, hitting up some national parks for /out/

in central/southern Utah

it's getting late, like 10pm (been driving since bish)

it's dark as fuck, no moon, can only see what's lit up by my headlights

decide to find someplace to rest for the night at next exit

see a town off in the distance, turn off on only pull off I've seen for over an hour heading towards town

pull off is unmarked and unlit, not on car gps, no cell service

town is directly ahead though, keep going

road turns to dirt road and is about 5 miles until it turns to pavement again right at the town where businesses and houses started showing up

immediately town strikes me as weird

nobody is on the streets, no cars on the streets or in the businesses parking lots.

jazz music is being pumped through the streets for some reason, not loudly but loud enough to hear

this town that looked to be about 7 blocks wide from some miles out has every major fast food chain I've heard of and 7 hotels on the main street

still no cell service, still not on car GPS

go to get food

KFC was fully illuminated and unlocked, nobody there. Same thing with Jack in the Box.

McDonald's has a cashier and cook when I go there, both look annoyed

take my order, give me distinctly non McDonald's nuggets and fries

leave

start going to get a bed for the night

Hampton Inn, empty parking lot, 3rd annoyed looking person informs me they re all booked up

La Quinta, person I'm now convinced was the cook at McDonald's is behind the check in counter, also empty parking lot, also fully booked

Holiday Inn Express, empty parking lot, person that was clearly the fucking cashier at McDonald's is behind the check in counter, surprisingly they have rooms

ask him if he's the guy from McDonald's

"uhh, no, that's my brother"

fuck it, good enough for me

get to room, wifi exists but nothing loads, shower, crash

wake up next day, no breakfast in lobby, no other guests,

McDonald's guy still there for check out

ask him how to get out of town

"same road you came in on"

head to McDonald's to get something to eat

town is still playing smooth jazz

still nobody on the street

order at drive thru

drive thru lady is definitely lady from the Hampton Inn

ordered a fucking mcgriddle and black coffee, she hands me a microwave English muffin sandwich and what I assume to be some kind of instant coffee

place is too fucking weird to stay and argue

heading down the only fucking road in and out of town

maybe 3 miles onto the 5 mile dirt road notice big metal-wire fence on both sides of the road in the desert, meet on the road in a big motorized gate that is open

soon as I pass thru, gate starts closing

get back onto road, finally get onto 62?

That's not right, could've sworn I was on 89 when I decided to pull off and there's mountains in between

›finally get cell service, nothing matches description of town, none of the charges ever show up on my card

I've told some people and 1 suggested it was Richfield but I know I was south of there and you know, they would've actually charged me for stuff.

the interwebbedcite game of communal lying as storytelling 💖 anyways if u can find the post i need it up to some one confidently linking to the fbi website.

[i-feel-strange]

ATTENTION! In this... Fanfiction? There will be pronouns for leading she/her. Joseph/Jack will be pushy and those who don't like being molested should not read. The action takes place in 1980, before Joseph's death. And there may also be errors in the text, I still use the translator.

(I am a big fan of Leo Tolstoy, so there will be a lot of water here, stock up on life jacket)

Date

As far as you remember, you were friends with Joseph for a little over five months, but this charming gentleman has already asked you on a date several times. You gently and tactfully refused. The actor did not lose his resolve. And now you are already standing at the mirror and picking up a dress for the evening. Red, too bright, this dress is like your grandmother's, this is old, she's been wearing this for a week. You chose a modest, black dress, with gloves, all the same, we are going to a restaurant. I wonder what Joseph will wear?

My God! I didn’t think that sunshine was so easy to agree, she refused me for so long. I already thought about leaving it behind and stop bothering her. I'm about to burst with happiness! That's enough, pull yourself together Joseph Haberday! This date should go well, I've planned everything down to the smallest detail. We go to a restaurant, I hope my sun will not be embarrassed, I want her to remember this evening for a long time. A cozy room, with walls hung with paintings, spacious and bright, without insane prices, but true products. I would like to pay the bill in full, but if my ray of light wants, she can pay herself. I booked a table away from everyone, in the corner of the room so that no one would disturb us. Should I send flowers? Or a gift? No, it will be too much. Where are the cigarettes? Better smoke now, I hope I still have perfume left. I often smell of smoke, but the sunshine always smells perfect. When I arrive in the dressing room after rehearsal, my sun is already there and waiting for me. I sit down on a chair, and her light and gentle hands correct my makeup. I try not to stare at her body, but it's pretty hard.Once I was already caught red-handed, it was pretty embarrassing. We can talk for hours non-stop, somehow we started talking about films, we have the same taste, she told me about the recently released thriller, but I didn’t really listen to her. It was more interesting to watch her facial expressions, hands with which she "explained" the film in parallel, how she moves from side to side, captured by the story about maniacs. The most attractive thing was to look at her lips. Damn, when will I ever get a chance to get her a kiss. Each time she uses different lipsticks, mostly delicate and pearlescent shades. I wonder if she will choose a smoky rose or burgundy for a date? What time is it now?

Fuck, it's almost eight o'clock!

I hastily selected a plain white shirt and a black vest, with slightly visible vertical stripes. Black tie, black trousers, everything is strictly and ironed.

20:00. Restaurant "Parlaur"

Surprisingly, I was not late, but the sun lingers. Maybe something happened? Or is she... No, no. She can't do that, my sunshine wouldn't do that, right?

Ha ha ha, shit. Joseph has probably been waiting for you for a fucking hour. How could you fall asleep before such an exciting event, and Joseph told you to rest more. It's all from lack of sleep. That bucket of bolts can't move faster?! Finally! Are you here. And he's here too. Phew, thank God. It stands alone, like a beaten puppy. Damn, how do you go now? Okay, good boobs knead, you need to approach confidently and apologize for being late.

- Hey... Hey...I'm sorry I'm late, I-

- Sun, finally! Are you all right? Nothing happened? I was so worried! What happened?

He, like a caring folder, took your face in his hands and began to examine me. You took his wrists and tried to stop the flow of his incoherent words.

- Calm down Joseph! Everything is fine with me! We still have time to go to the restaurant, right?

He shook his head positively. He smiled softly and held out his hand to you. Your hand looked like a puppet in comparison to his. The gentle giant gently squeezed your hand in his and directed your duet to the restaurant. The place was amazing! You sat down at a table away from everyone, a little strange, but not important. You made an order and discussed all possible topics. The conversation did not last too long, your order was submitted. The dishes were wonderful, they recaptured their cost. Joseph, of course, offered to pay for everything, but you chose to split the bill in half. Time seemed to fly by and you both lacked some two hours! The young actor suggested that you go to the park, where there is a bridge that crosses a small river. The square was full of trees of different varieties. The moon shone through the branches, but the main source of light was the lanterns. Appearing at the bridge, both of you leaned on the stone indent and watched the river flow quietly. Your conversation has subsided a bit. You moved on to a more soulful discussion, which was accompanied by whispers.

- Actually, I'm very selfish. I've been climbing to you with this date for so long. I want to say I'm sorry you had to come with me...

-What are you, Joseph? This evening was wonderful! I'm glad you invited me, thank you very much. I wouldn't even mind going again.

You said the last sentence a little quieter, but he still caught your sweet words.

-Truth!? Is this an invitation?

-I think yes. I invite you on a date Joseph.

-Hmm. I don’t even know, I have so many things to do, all in worries.

He said it jokingly. You pushed him on the shoulder. Your laughter echoed throughout the garden. As the chuckles began to fade, you noticed him approaching you. Quietly and timidly, trying to test the waters, trying not to scare you. You did not resist and gave it to big, but such native hands to embrace you. You felt how his heart beats, how his chest rises and falls, how his perfume smells, and how tightly he presses you to his body, afraid to let go. You pulled away, Joseph was scared and pressed you harder, but you were not going to leave. Holding out your hands, you brought the clown's face closer to yours. He doesn't seem to be moving away, but you asked him before.

-May I..

-Of course sunshine, I beg you... Kiss me.

You immediately merged into a soft kiss.

-I love you Joseph...

-I love you too (Y/N)

You had to stand on your toes. Joseph did you a favor and lifted you up. His lips devoured yours and asked for more. You gave permission and the kiss got a little hungry and desperate? Kissing became more passionate and aggressive. Joseph moved from your lips to your neck. The kisses were frequent and with some pressure.In interruptions, he asked you. His hands wandered along your body. You were like prey in the hands of a predator.

-(Y/N), please, I've dreamed about this for so long.

He breathed loudly into your neck.

You pulled back a little, but you wanted the same thing.

-Joseph, someone can see us! Not here.

His low, needy moan was drowned out by your chest.

- There should be a hotel not far away, let's go there.

- As you wish sun.

Before leaving, he poured his lips into yours, as if to say that this will not end there.

The night was long and very passionate. Joseph impatiently hid clothes from you and casually threw them anywhere. He didn't want to let you go for so long. Called you the love of my life, promised never to leave you and take care of you. He seemed so insatiable, but you even liked it.

When you woke up in the morning, you went home and met again at work.

There was a 20-minute break and Joseph, as usual, went into the dressing room. It was surprisingly quiet. But when you finished with makeup, he asked:

- So... Umm.. Are we together now?

- I would like to continue, I would like to be with you together.

-I also want this.

He quietly approached your lips and gave a short kiss.

I hope our next date will be very soon.

- And you won't have time to blink an eye, as you will be in my bed.

He laughed slightly.

- Can't wait like that anymore?

[dannyphantom-justiceleauge]

What if the league catches on that something's up with Danny's relationship with his parents when he's, like, surprised by superman for a sec and sees him as an attacking Jack Fenton. (Big strong black haired guy in obnoxious costume.) He jumps ready to fight before realizing who it is and is like "Oh, shoot, thought you were my dad, sorry" and doesn't even realize he just made things sound terrible. Clark's just like "oh no I scared him- wait, what's that about his dad?!"

i know it was an artistic choice but i think jack is so very large that danny is unlikely to mistake the two for each other. jack is the width of a car. superman is not. there are other characters he's more likely to flinch from for their size. but i could see his ptsd symptoms (because that's what they are) being triggered by other things. like red or green colored lasers, guns, lightning, talks of dissection, shouting about killing ghosts.

i could see a scenario where the team discover a supposedly non-sentient life form, possible similar to a ghost blob. and taking about dissecting them and danny getting fully defensive. we don't know if it's sentient. we haven't proven that yet. why would you take the risk of experimenting on something that can feel pain? how do you know it doesn't feel pain?

he goes off and it all sounds surprisingly personal to the point where everyone is slightly worried that he's been experimented on. most of the aliens side with him on this, and i could see cyborg also hardcore agreeing even though he is interested in science. he has strong feelings about scientific ethics. non-invasive experiments only. i imagine some of the lab accident heroes would approach him later and try to have a deep talk about it. i think that would be good for danny.

i think a more likely idea for them coming to bad conclusions about danny's parents is danny mocking a villain and shouting "you shoot like my dad!" *lands a shot* "oof- okay more like my mom."

and then the heroes and even some of the villains going "your parents have shot at you?"

and danny laughing nervously and vanishing into thin air to avoid that conversation. - Hestia