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supertinytins · 21 days ago

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like to explode him with lazers reblog to explode him with lazers

#tinins says stuff #fruitberries #surely it works this time #anyway rewatched the isometric vod. needthis creature vapotized

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fanaticalthings · 8 months ago

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While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.

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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.

the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)

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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:

Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?

Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:

Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???

Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a min–Jeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?

Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!

Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now

Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that

Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?

[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]

Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.

Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)

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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.

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azulhood · 4 months ago

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DPxDC crossover but, instead of Danny being his ghostly-horror self, the justice league believe that he's just some guy.

Danny: *glowing eyes, sharp teeth, aura of eldritch being*

Villain: You're seeing this right?

Justice league: *turns around to find all the ghostly stuff gone* oh that's Danny *waves* hi Danny!

Villain: ...are you being serious right now?

It's not even that he's doing it on purpose, it's just anytime he does ghost things none of the heros are looking, and when they do have him in their sights he's just a normal person.

It probably wouldn't work for batman and his thousand cameras, but let's just say that it never got his attention cause no one in the league thought to mention it and the one time he did check it was just regular dude hours.

To the Justice league Danny is the humanist human to ever human.

Which is why they are so confused as to why this small branch of the government (mad scientist parents optional) is so sure he isn't.

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notherpuppet · 5 months ago

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Snake Charmer ♥️

#radioapple #boy drawing sure does take time doesn’t it #it’s so fun tho :)#but now I have to work ughhhhh #hazbin hotel #my doods #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #lucifer hazbin #human alastor

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hotdogmchiggin · 4 days ago

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Company Mandated Fancy Fits on the Tulpar 😏

Also had to include the REAL star of the show (and a bonus)

Based off of this and this. Thank you very much joetastic for being inspirational 👍

The REAL reason this is late

#just pretend I posted this like 6 days ago 😁👍#<-got distracted #sorry I’m Afflicted with The Curse and everything just takes me a long time #also right now I’m just kind of being experimental with my workflow and style right now so stuff is just naturally taking a bit longer #mouthwashing #mouthwashing fanart #anya mouthwashing #mouthwashing anya #nurse anya #curly mouthwashing #captain curly #mouthwashing curly #swansea mouthwashing #daisuke mouthwashing #jimmy mouthwashing #myart #anyway my new years resolution is to put more WOMEN in SUITS and MEN in DRESSES #had fun drawing this but still not too sure about the rendering style just yet. probably just gonna keep playing around with shit #IM DOING IT SCARED but im DOING IT #im also still trying to figure out how to Social Media #am i doing it right #GRAAAHHHHHHH I NEED TO BETTER UNDERSTAND FORMATTING POSTS #i have a more serious mouthwashing piece in the works but wanted to get this done first lol #honestly I have a buncha sketches I should post too #i like them but they’re not really composited very well if you catch my drift. been having trouble with sketch page layout recently #which is kind of antithetical to the idea of a sketch page but you know how it is with spaghetti #i doodled the others on the side and liked how they looked so i just put some color and basic shading on them #edit: realized i forgot to change the color of the ‘lapel’ on jims shirt lol

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hinamie · 6 months ago

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*catboys ur shounen protag*

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #itadori yuuji #yuji itadori #yuuji #fanart #jjk fanart #boss shes drawing shirtless catboys.............#listen i just bought the mewji plush ive been in a Mood ok #u all can forgive me im sure #i rly liked the original mewji sketch that i did last night but fr some reason when i went to clean it i could not get th expression??#it just looked so off and kind of uncanny and not like yuuji at all #so i scapped it :) hes less scrunchy faced now #also. gomenyasai i am still guilty of doubling up on human/cat ears....#espECIALLY with a haircut like yuujis it is beyond me how to omit them #if anyone can make it work u r a better artist than i #anyway im so happy the trend of like. putting ur ref pic next to the finished piece exists #adds a lil layer of visual interest i think !!!#plus i for one think its neat seeing what other ppl use fr ref #i realized while drawing this tht its been a minute since my last boy without a shirt on #every time i get to draw torso muscles i am like i shld do this more often !!! and then i never do #bc the only thing i like more than rendering muscles is a cute fit GHJFJHFGSHg #anyway itadori mewji ladies and gays enjoy <3 #i have ! places 2 b !#'why were u late' . uh .

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demaparbat-hp · 18 days ago

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Hey, Spitfire! Try not to kill your brother ahead of time!

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Looking for Ursa right after being banished had some...wildly unexpected results. One: Zuko actually found her. Two: she wasn't alone. Three: leaving her children behind in order to protect them was, apparently, just something she did.

Looking at the bright side, Zuko now had a three-year-old younger brother to look after. Looking at the dark side, Zuko now had a three-year-old kid he needed to parent while also keeping him a secret from his father because—may Agni help him—the Fire Lord would have to go through Zuko first if he dared to even look at Lu Ten II.

(AKA an AU in which Zuko is a good big brother and doesn't want another kid to grow up like he did.)

#atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla fanart #atla art #prince zuko #Spitfire AU #spitfire #atla oc #atla zuko #zuko art #zuko fanart #Lu Ten II #lu ten fanart #lu ten atla #lu ten #Prince Lu Ten II #atla ursa #princess ursa #Ten Ten #dadko #atla au #In which Zuko is a little older; a little wiser; has a little brother—and it changes everything (or does it?).#He's a teenager parenting a child in an environment that's...not quite child-friendly—he's a mess and has no idea of what he's doing.#In time protecting little Ten Ten becomes his sole priority. But that comes with its own drawbacks.#What would he do to protect the kid? What *wouldn't* he do? Does he desert his mission and military and put Ten Ten in danger?#Does he stay quiet and allow the war to unfold if it means that Lu Ten II will be safe from it? (He tries—Agni knows that he tries)#(But Zuko never gives up without a fight. This just means he needs to learn how to pick his battles.)#(And sure—pretending to chase after the Avatar while he protects the Gaang in secret is a fine line to walk. But Zuko will make it work.)#(He has to—for Ten Ten's future)

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doesromandoart · 1 month ago

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i’ll only listen to my brain because my palm-sized heart has failed me one too many times

#lyrics from machine by grave market btw #it is the stanford pines song of all time. to me #stanford 'icarus didn't flap hard enough' pines #stanford 'if i bury myself in work for the rest of my life i'll never have to feel again' pines #he's an icon #stanford pines #stan twins #should I tag stanley? I mean his presence is implied #sure #stanley pines #gravity falls #stangst #grave market

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lilybug-02 · 2 months ago

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Dewi’s Adventures in Hollow Knight. Volume 2!

The Adventure Continues!

Bug Fact: The first living creatures to be sent into space were Fruit flies!

Volume 1 || First // Next

Volume 2 Masterpost

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I'm excited to announce a Volume 2 to my Hollow Knight fancomic. Because I'm feeling good and have lots of pages ready, I'll actually have a set schedule of release(....for now).