#superuncle

[happyinktee1]

Happy National Aunt and Uncle Day! Here is the perfect gift for a super uncle 💪 https://happyinktee.com/product/i-dont-have-superpower-but-im-a-uncle-so-close-enough-t-shirt/ #uncle #uncleday #superuncle #giftforuncle #uncleshirt #uncletee #usa #printondemand #happyinktee

[superdecibels]

Sleeping Time (Feat. Uncle Bucky Not Helping At All) I have this headcanon in this verse that Bucky is his stoic but secretly loving uncle who he calls Uncle Bucky. And since Peter's still a little totting toddler, he mixes up the words and it comes up as "Unkie" or "Uckie"

[nathaliestore1]

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[lavendorqueen]

Superfamily

I feel as since Peter has Steve and Tony as his hero parents, I feel like Bucky would be the broken dad that Shuri and T’Challa slowly fix and integrate him as family.

If not as dad then definitely as the incredibly supportive/protective uncle who’ll try and protect Shuri and shield her as best as possible but will be proved wrong and that he doesn’t need to shield her as Shuri can defend herself when needed.

I also believe that Ramonda is fully inlay with this as well. She is fully ready to let this man be part of her family.

[luisvivasproducer-blog]

It’s a girl!!! Congratulations guys @mayramirelesreyna @vivasdrums Valentina we’re waiting for you ❤️ #SuperUncle

[thesupermanandsuperfamarchive]

[odputra]

My miracle prince #TuanRayyanAriff got an issue of sensory integration disorder and my cutie prince #WanAzeem was having his very first time water park experience... luckily, the Super Uncle was there to save the day... unfortunately he failed... shame on you #SuperUncle... kahhh 🙃 #FamilyTrip #Family #ShortVacation #Kids #Children #Travel #Vacation #Trip #WeekendGetAway #Nephew #Love #WaterPark #BayouLagoonParkResort #BukitKatil #AyerKeroh #Malacca #Malaysia #PeninsularMalaysia #SouthEastAsia #Asia (at Bayou Lagoon Park Resort) https://www.instagram.com/p/B15U0dAnV1HEPpeTZxHpDcRs7HAzJYk4pNQOOc0/?igshid=34xn47x24d32

[wonkyu47]

#repost @thedayjonathan via With men of a handsome and loving Jesus! #난오징어 #superjunior #superuncles #soldiersoflight #supershow7inseoul #seeyousoon #myprincesses @leedonghae @siwonchoi

[itstheimpossibledream]

Superuncle

Word Count:1836

Pairing: Henry xOFC educator 

Warning: Smut,Size kink

Summary :Henry's nephew is convinced he's superman and the teacher has warned him that telling 'tall tales' is incredibly unethical. However, when he brings his uncle to class you are forced to eat your words...and more??

Please don’t repost my fics without my permission!

"I'm so sorry I - I " Henry cuts you off.

"It's  really quite alright. I'm sure he usually is exaggerating in class." he chuckles more to himself than to you, but you find it endearing that he's quirky enough to laugh that hard at his own words, or was it nerves? You couldn't pretend as though you hadn't seen the movie with your friends and drooled over his body but, if an incredibly good-looking , movie star uncle was indeed related to a kid in your class this was the first time the PTA moms had neglected to fill you in on some juicy gossip.  You reached for the lock on your bike, you had to admit it wasn't the most impressive ride but, it got you where you needed to be without wasting the gas money. 

"If you need a lift I drove Tom to school today so ...." He trailed off but, whether he had out of humility or not, You knew better than to deny a moviestar offering to spend time with you.

"O - uh sure. Can I throw my bike in the back?" Before you knew it, he was lifting the bike into the truck as though it was nothing. You admired the movement of the muscles in his back, through his shirt as he swung his arms back to his sides. He must have noticed you were staring but, clearly didn't mind as he opened the passenger side door for you.

You could feel your nerves propelling you through the car ride , knowing you were talking a mile-a-minute but also much to embarrassed to stop. You directed him, and eventually , he pulled up to your house. The truck roared into the driveway and you watched as he gingerly lowered your bike from the bed and wheeled it into your garage.

"So how long have you lived here?" he furrowed his brow as he asked, looking up at the house. 

"O I started teaching there right after college,moved into this house maybe a year later?Four years." you say looking at him, stopping yourself from rambling as you push your key into the door knob.

"Would you ummm- like to come in for a drink or something ?" You watched as the corner of his mouth upturned. The silence broke as you clicked  the lock open.

"After you." he bellowed, you felt a jump in your stomach at his acceptance of your offer. The heft of the door swung behind you and he caught it, closing it gently. You set your bag down on the table and walk to the kitchen. Reaching  for the glasses you push up on the counter, you feel him steady your hips as you come down with the first glass. A million things flash through your mind but, the most prevalent is that he is touching you. A very hot movie star is touching you. You roll back up on your toes to grab the second glass, and his hands move lower this time. He moves towards your crotch, rubbing you through your pants and it's clear that he wasn't just assisting you , he was making a move. It was so subtle,possibly practiced but still incredibly hot.

"Is this okay?"his deep baritone begged the question as he whispered it into your hair, never stopping the movement of his hand. You barely managed to exhale “ummmhmmm” while nodding your head , your breath had completely caught in your throat. He must have felt you tense up because he followed up with "We can stop whenever you want." it was genuine, you could tell that.You angled your head to the side so that you could see him, you looked right into his beautiful blue eyes.

"I don't want you to stop. " you whispered back to him breathlessly, leaning in to catch his lips in yours. With that, he kissed you back, moving his hands to undo your pants and slide his hand into your underwear. He pushed a thick finger into you and he laughed at the noise his touch made you illicit. You moaned into his mouth as his fingers pushed their way inside of you.  You swayed your hips in an attempt to shimmy out of your pants. He noticed and bent down, helping to get the pants over your feet. You both chuckle as he struggles, pulling the pants off. 

"God you're gorgeous." he said as he bends you over the counter roughly, you hear him fumbling with his belt but nothing really registers until you feel him sliding his thickness along the outside of your entrance. You allow yourself to moan out again and he grabs your hair up into one hand, pulling your head back, mouth kissing the sky.

"You're such a good girl for me" his voice was low and gravelly. "spread your legs more for me." he whispers, controlling your body with commands over and over again. Not waiting for you to do it as much as he was telling you that he was going to move you. As he lifted your leg, you could feel that he was able to line up and easily slide into you. You couldn't help yourself, you exhaled into all the all the sexual tension that had been between you. 

"I love that sound." he smirked, you turned your head as far as you could to see his dark curls moving in rhythm as he pumped into you. 

"Just like that baby, you're taking me so well." You could feel the butterflies in your stomach jumping at his praise.You groaned again as you shifted your position allowing him deeper inside you. Despite your intent of not seeming easy you moaned loudly, unable to control yourself.

"Please..........please." you begged him, to which he responded by cupping your hip and driving into you slower. He must have felt that it was to much for you to take.Because his pace slowed even more as he lowered his mouth to your ear again saying " I want you to go lay on the bed with your legs open for me okay princess?" He carefully pulled out of you,your legs were wobbly as you peeled your chest off of the granite countertop. "Go now." he said smacking your ass and urging you in the direction of the hallway. You moved as quickly as your legs could carry you, unabashedly letting out a light giggle on the way. As you laid down you could feel his eyes on you.  You spread your legs, trailing your hand down to your core , your fingers moved gingerly as he watched you, rubbing yourself closer and closer to your climax. He stood to the side of your bed, working himself over in his large hand. Taking in his body, the expanse of chest and abs coupled with the faint beginning of hair curling on his chest was driving you insane. His hand seemed so big, and you were mesmerized by his body. 

"Do you want me to fuck you again?"

"Yes.Yes-" you cut off realizing you sounded more eager than you had intended to. He moves to the bed, hovering over you he lifts your chin and kisses you for the first time. It's exploratory but simple, his lips work slow and sweetly,almost as if he doesn't want to push you. Which feels weird considering he'd already been inside you. But, in your own bed doing missionary like a couple that actually knew each other was more intimate, you respected that he was treating it as such. He hummed into you as he deepened the kiss. When he rolled his cock into your hand you heard him let out a deep moan. 

"Wait -wait. Do you have a condom?" he says stopping you. That is not at all what you had expected him say. 

"Yeah." you nodded looking at him but, not moving, partly shocked that he had even asked.He looked in the direction of your nightstand and you nodded again. He opened the drawer, found the condom and tore it open effortlessly. You resumed rubbing yourself under him and he groaned as he rolled the condom on watching you. 

"You're a very slutty teacher" he smirked, lining himself up again at your entrance. 

"Maybe I just don't see the point in using a condom after the fact." you chuckled.

"Maybe I want you to think I'm a nice guy,a good girl like you wouldn't let me fuck again if I wasn't responsible." you chuckled at his response, and he immediately pushed into you. You gasped at the pressure and he put a hand on your lower abdomen. You could tell he was enjoying how your muscles were moving to make space for him. 

" Wearing a condom makes you responsible?" you managed to get out. “Even highschool boys can do that.”you press.

"Makes you think I am" he shrugged, wrapping your arms around his neck and lifting you up to face him.  You could see right into his perfectly blue eyes were glued to yours as he watched your response to the new depth he found within your body.You craned your neck up to kiss him. Before long you had to break the kiss, the pressure in your abdomen  simply becoming to much in building up to your orgasm. You ended up sharing his air as he rocked you into your orgams, your body shaking. You were loud and you didn't care. Once it was clear that you had hit your peak he began driving into you quickly,grunting loudly. His speed lacked nothing as he managed to push you over the edge again, this time with him.

You breathe him in, not breaking eye contact.Memorizing the slight winces in his face as he emptied himself into you. 

"Holy shit- holy shit." you exhale between deep breaths. He runs a hand through his hair and begins laughing, his canines shining in the afternoon light, perfectly slotted between your shades.

“Holy shit is right.”he exhales, chest heaving again. You watch the rise and fall of the small  curly hairs on his chest, wishing to touch him but, not knowing if that would be okay yet.You settled for rolling onto your back and covering your face in your hands. 

“You alright? Did I do something wrong ?” He asks calmly awaiting your reply. When you remove you arm, you see him hovering above you, a palette of concern painting his face.

“I just-I usually don’t sleep with someone as soon as I….” you trail off into a mumble and he leans in , kissing you and silencing your worries. His hand encases your throat, as he moves it up to clutch your jaw.

”You don’t have to worry about that love.Your secret’s safe with me.”He pecked you on the lips again and wrapped you up in his arms. It was oddly easy being held by him, and you allowed yourself to be lost in him, effortlessly. 

[chaoticevilbean]

Headcabon that Lance can Sew and knit and stuff bc he would Hang with his grandmother and she taught Him.

Pidge figures out the Earth date and Makes a calendar for them. Christmas comes and They decide it’ll be something Simple to celebrate and it’ll Just be a gift exchange.

The 25th comes and Allura gives them all some Old Paladin stuff. Coran made them Some Altean food. Hunk has Earth food and he and Pidge give everyone Upgrades on armor and The same for the Lions. Shiro made Cards and some ornaments. His craft Skills are atrocious but the Thought counts. Keith gives Knives In everyone’s colors.

They get to Lance’s presents, expecting something else simple that He just Threw together.

Hunk opens his and Starts crying. Lance’s family made Sweaters in the winter for new members and Passed down the old ones If possible. A tradition. Lance made a gold and blue Sweater, a bit rough, but it’s his way of saying, “Welcome to my family.”

Pidge gets Misty-eyed as well, but denies it Later. Her sweater is Purple and silver, and It has pockets. Big pockets. She puts it on Immediately.

Coran has a Cape. It’s bright orange and matches his Mustache. He also puts it on. That night, he realizes the Bottom says, “SuperUncle.” He’ll start Crying.

Allura is confused by her Gift. Lance smiles softly and ties the Bow into her hair. He says his Sisters all had Them. It’s dark blue bc Allura said Pink was a funeral Color and he wanted it To match her outfit. Allura realizes that means He thinks of her as a Sister.

Shiro gets fingerless Gloves. Lance says it’s so he can show Off the cool metal Arm. No one acknowledges the Man’s tears. They all have Watering eyes.

Keith thinks his Is a joke. He got a Red jacket, identical to the one He’s wearing. But then he holds it Up. The sleeves are longer. Lance always commented on The fact that his Jacket couldn’t keep him warm With such short sleeves. He wasn’t Joking.

Lance smiles and accepts his Team’s gratitude as if they Were simple presents, like what everyone else Gave. Just items that were handed over. Thrown together. He walks to the Kitchen to get the Eggnog they made.

The others Look at each other. They come to a Silent agreement. There is no way They’ll ever let go of Lance.

The next day, Pidge wears her sweater While working on some Codes. Lance comes to give her lunch and asks Why. She claims she’s Cold bc the air conditioning has to Keep the computers from Overheating. Lance thought that Altean computers wouldn’t do That, but Pidge knows better.

Coran is wearing his Cape when they clean The healing pods together. He says he used To wear them all the Time. It’s weird enough to Fly as another hard-to-believe Story.

Allura asks to Be taught how to Put her bow in. It keeps her Hair back, she tells Lance. He’s happy to Help. He says he Used to help His sisters all the time. Allura’s eyes water a little. Lance’s do as well.

Hunk blatantly tells Lance he’s Gonna wear his sweater Whenever possible. They hug and spend some time Making cookies.

Keith and Shiro are sparring When Lance calls them to Dinner. He notices they’re wearing they’re Gifts. None of them Say anything.

They keep wearing the Presents, and no one questions it. Then some Galra attack During a festival. One of them Rips Hunk’s sweater. The Paladins freeze. The Galra are confused bc it’s Just a sweater. And it belonged to The Softest Paladin.

Then Hunk Rips into them. There is no mercy. They get the alliance they Were there for, and Lance fixes the sweater. Word spreads. The Paladins wear strange, highly colorful clothes. Harm coming to the clothes Means harm coming To whoever is Responsible.

[livethefuel]

Waiting on my next round of serving as an Super Uncle. I'm not a fan of hospitals since I live as a health nut. But you need to step up for your younger bro, his first child, and family I'm general. Little Hannah is on the way! #unclelife #brotherlylove #familyfirst #brothers #newborn #niece #babies #superuncle (at Good Samaritan Pediatrics)

[speakerax]

Uncle David fixing the Mama Roo for his niece #superuncle (at Millicent Ridge, Broken Arrow, Oklahoma)

[lmaonade]

you look and act like if all of my cool uncles were put together and that’s the rawest shit ever i was just thinking about that good night

my legal name is jamie superuncle 

[route63rp]

The Higgins Clan

This is the Higgins Clan (or at least the ones I requested) who are a family who have lived in the Blue Ridge their entire lives, but only Lochlan's children were raised in Stackhouse. Note: there are triggering topics in this request including: loss of loved one/parent, death by birth, pregnancy complications. For the full request, please click here

THE HIGGINS HEIR : 28-30, theo james or open

this is the eldest of lochlan's children and his only son. very close with his father. was only 10 when his mother passed away while giving birth to the youngest sibling. inherited the family home when lochlan moved out. traits: strong, dependable, loving, stoic.

THE HIGGINS PRINCESS : 25-26, adelaide kane or open

this is the middle child of the higgins clan. very mature and academically gifted, takes after her mother - which hurts lochlan. rocky relationship with her father due to the fact that he is over protective. traits: mature, nurturing, smart, reserved.

THE HIGGINS ANGEL : 19-22, maisie williams or open

this is the baby of the higgins clan. raised solely by her father. mother died during child birth, never met her daughter. spoiled by her father and other members of her family. the clown of the family. traits: silly, caring, dependable, uninhibited.

THE HIGGINS TWIN : 49, timothy olyphant or open.

this is lochlan's twin brother, who i have named lewis but that isn't a requirement. born minutes after lochlan. very close growing up. #superuncle. support system to the higgins clan after losing wife/mother. traits: dependable, caring, goofy, protective.

THE HIGGINS SISTER : 46, kate beckinsale or open.

this is lochlan's baby sister, and the apple of his eye. he's always been very close to and protective of his sister. #wonderaunt. helps loch with the more sensitive issues with the girls. traits: sweet, nurturing, submissive, old fashioned.

THE HIGGINS SURPRISE: 33-36, jamie dornan or open.

this is the baby of the higgins siblings. accidental baby who turned out to be a blessing to the family. least old fashioned of the siblings and more progressive. has lived in madison for years. traits: modern, outgoing, flighty, reckless.

[nanshe-of-nina]

People of the Caroline phase of the Hundred Years War as dril tweets

Edward III of England: im a marine & accomplished scholar. my sons were alchemized into helicopter fuel to serve their armed brothers. how dare u post penis to me.

Charles V de France: the Digimon Otis peace treaty will hence be frozen in piss and thrown onto the freeway where itll shatter into one million despicable pieces

Richard II of England: i rise; spreading my arms, exuding fluorescent spheres of energy, each representing an Unfollower, Cuasing me a great deal of pain,Screaming

Charles VI de France: how to convince my uncles to combine into one superuncle so that i only have to buy one christmas card? how to do it? how to ddo this? how

Edward the Black Prince: #worstfeeling dying of dehydration caused by diarrhea in a third world nation ravaged by warfare with no doctors #bestfeeling halo 4 odst

Joan of Kent: my big sons have made a mess of the garage again after being riled up by the good word of the Lord.

Lionel of Antwerp, 1st Duke of Clarence: someone please. ive bitten into a nasty apple and I don’t know how to spit things out of my mouth. ivr never spit before and i need help.

Louis Iᵉʳ, duc d’Anjou: me and the boys pooled together our total life savings of $1789.34 in a last ditch effort to rescue the failing quiznos brand from the brink

Marie de Blois: never brought this up due to Trolls, but my son is set to graduate from ITT tech next semester after 8 years of hard work and im very proud.

John of Gaunt, 1st Duke of Lancaster: im not cut out to be a content producer!! fuck thtis!! i want to go back to just looking at everyone else’s content and nodding if its good

Constanza de Castilla: abusing my vile neighbors by putting leaflets around which state that i am now to be referred to as “Daddy’s Golden Goose”.

Jehan, duc de Berry: ACCOUNTANT: I Just don’t know how you can justify donating $700 to “Chips Ahoy” ME: i hope your car flips & becomes your fucking firey grave

Edmund of Langley, 1st Duke of York: damn it to piss. my wife replaced all of my anti-wife reading materials with Pro-Wife bullshit

Isabel de Castilla: I Just Want 2 Have Sex On This Site All The Time With Out Havin To Argue With Peopl And Deal With People Cryin And Shit #WiseWordsToLiveBy

Philippe II, duc de Bourgogne: the first step to becoming a Millionaire is to acquire one hundred dollars

Thomas of Woodstock, 1st Duke of Gloucester: when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self

Henry Bolingbroke: DAD: your baby brothers missing, please put down the controller. help us find him ME: Did u read the news. Gaming is a legitinmate hobby now

Louis, duc d’Orléans: my uncle called me a Loser on television way before this guy’;s uncle did it @cnn @reuters @infowars @gameinformer

Edward of Norwich, 2nd Duke of York: my cousin was charged with arson(Bullshit) , and i was thinking we could all help out by drawing up some memes to display in his prison cell.

Pope Innocent VI: i am above choosing sides here. i hope they either become friends & cancel the match, or beat each other completely to death simultaneously ....

Isabelle de Valois, duchesse de Bourbon: my son has been combing his hair without permission. how do i cope with the pain.

John Chandos: i truly hate winning the infamous “Darwin Award” by getting bombarded with artillery fire in the Super K-Mart parking lot

Bertrand du Guesclin: PEOPLE MAG: which pop culture icon are u going to Slaughter next... ME: I have set my sights on “The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B.”

William of Wykeham: im sorry but, when you people reply to my posts with things like “Fuck you” and “Fuck your Account” it makes me look like a real dumb ass.

Robert Knolles: spend a lot of time thinking about how sometimes even war criminals can be heroes sometimes... Dont like it? Click the unfollow buttobn

Jehan III de Grailly: JUDGE: i'll commute 10 yrs from ur sentence if you kiss my gavel ME: no. i will do the time i deserve and thats the truth and also nuff said

Arnaud de Cervole: i spend lots of time thinking about how many of my depraved, miserable followers would murder me if they could get away with it #SocialMedia.

Owen Lawgoch: oh nothin, i was just buying some ear medication for my sick uncle... *LOWERS SHADES TO LOOK YOU DEAD IN THE EYE* who's a Model by the way,

Seguin de Badefol: id like to report a hacker. he offered me 1000000 to show my dick and didnt cough up the dough when i delivered the goods. i got hacked

Louis II, comte de Flandre: I will be your Father. I will take you as my Son and teach you the ways of online. We will hold hands as our follower count reaches infinity.

Gaston III, comte de Foix: my disrespectful teen son somehow got hold of a gluten product and now he wants to become a cat girl

Charles II de Navarre: everyone on this site thinks they’re hard core but i bet if they took poison to weaken their bodies i would win fights against them handily

Jehan II, comte d’Armagnac: as a small business owner i think its bulshit that i have to give 30% of my income to Spain just because obama lost a swordfight to some Fag.

Jehan Froissart: im rwriting a script about a smart and handsome army man cop who murders civilians but wants to stop murdering civilians because hes in love.

Arnaud Amanieu, seigneur d’Albret: im good old southern boy and we dont cotton to bollocks .

John Minsterworth: its me again, from the website. admit that the berenstain bears are for adults or i will strategically headbutt your father to death.

Jehan IV, duc de Bretagne: my trolls & detractors all have gross mental issues. they love drama and are all jealous of my precious army man blood #truth #SorryNotSorry.

Peter de la Mare: come. I SHall lead the charge against corrupt Game developers, (Falls face forward ansd a variety of ass medicines spill out of my clothing).

Enrique de Trastámara: i am only here to field questions regarding my presidential bid. i will not discuss my ongoing project, tentatively titled “Aids Mario.”

Pedro I de Castilla: have you ever wanted to click X on a bastard

Tiphaine Raguenel: THE SUN THE MOON AND THE STARS ARE ALL TOO SMUG FOR MY LIKING

Olivier V de Clisson: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you “Blocked”

Louis II, duc de Bourbon: may god help you if you trip your feet against my handsome bulk while i am sitting on the floor looking at Depression things on my tablet pc.

Jehan de Vienne: for every year that He is not featured in Forbes Magazine as the worlds richest man... GOD will sink one of our battle ships

Louis de Sancerre: i dress as a medieval knight and pummel my metal body with cymbals to get all 59 of my pit dogs riled up before i fling lawn chairs at them

John Hastings, 2nd Earl of Pembroke: my favorite feature of this site is absolutely no consequences for my opinions sucking ffucking ass and me being 100% wrong about everything

Pierre de Craon: the facts are thuis: i accidentally did benghazi while trying to steal nfl broadcasts and im sorry about it. this is a stressful year for me.

Alice Perrers: (sniffing a crumpled up one dollar bill i found on the floor of a dog kennel) ah.. thats greenbacks baby

Ambrosio Boccanegra: somebody please Bribe me

[jindoelf]

So father Jonathan was in Jamsil too 🤗 180211 thedayjonathan IG update: With men of a handsome and loving Jesus! #난오징어 #superjunior #superuncles #soldiersoflight #supershow7inseoul #seeyousoon #myprincesses @leedonghae @siwonchoi