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Me screaming: LESBIANS

My fellow gay/trans friends: You’re such a dyke

Me: Just because I act and seem like a lesbian doesn’t mean I am one!

My fellow gay/trans friends: ... but you are a dyke though

Me: ... I mean... you’re not wrong... but still... LESBIANS FOR EVERYONE

Life is beautiful

Lesbian Spies (currently loving each other at a beach in Casablanca)

Lesbian Dragons

Lesbian Idols

NTR Lesbians

Flower Lesbians

Step-sister Lesbians (It’s not incest, trust me)

Gambler Lesbians

Lesbian Witches

Keep reading

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Wait the Elvendork thing isn’t canon?

“Non-Canon” Harry Potter facts that all fans know

(What do you mean too many of these are Marauder related?)

If your Patronuses connect, you’re soul mates

Remus Lupin is sassy and loves chocolate

Lily Evans and Sirius Black were so close it made James jealous

Minerva McGonagall knew James Potter was a stag

The Potters are the most oblivious people on earth

Charlie Weasley and Nymphadora Tonks are best friends

Tonks sometimes changed into Dumbledore to confuse everyone

Teddy Lupin loves hanging out with Draco Malfoy

Sirius overused his name as a pun

A metamorgus’s hair color matches their emotions

James Potter’s middle name is Fleamont

James and Sirius wanted to name Harry “Elvendork” because “IT’S UNISEX”

Remus Lupin wears big sweaters

Sirius loves muggle bands and thinks he’s punk rock

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God of fertility actually! As was his wife Sif as well. Which whilst I know won’t help a lesbian couple, can help them with their romance and happiness. So may the Norse God’s bring happiness to this couple!

Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She’ll be here tomorrow, same time.”

Like…did Thor just wingman me?

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Help me find the creator!

So a while back I came across a post on my dashboard and this person had found the typical motivational ‘You can do it’ quotes/posters boring and overused. So they created their own.

I saved a couple but I want to find this post again so I’m gonna put the pictures I saved on here and I want help finding either the post or the creator of these posters.

Simply so I can say thank the person as they’ve actually motivated me to do shit unlike the more ‘normal’ posters.

PLEASE HELP ME FIND THE CREATOR!

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Thank you so much! I remember hearing this argument in person in the past. Can’t remember from who but I feel like I’ll come across it in the future and I’m so happy I now know how to battle people who are self-deprecating and just want an ego boost.

if someone does the “fine, you’re right, i’m clearly a terrible person, i’m satan, i’m the worst person alive, i should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate ppl and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim

stop tolerating this in 2k17 tbh. like really and truly, if you or your friend thinks this is okay pls call the hotline on the bottom of the screen and learn how to take responsibility for your bad behavior 

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Looking at this gives me anxiety.

have y’all seen that nasa pic of the earth with the sun behind it on the night time side it really really fucked me up my own soul became solid and like………….. weeped!

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shuri called bucky “white wolf”

white wolf is black panther’s adopted brother in the comics

queen mother ramonda 100% adopted that broken white boy james buchanan barnes 

meaning bucky has diplomatic immunity, as a member of the wakandan royal family

spread the word; that is all

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Okay but like what if all the Weasley children went to school at the same time as Harry? Or what if Ron was the eldest Weasley child and one of the others were Harry’s age?

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I’m sharing this so I have things to ask new people I meet coz I never know what to say

these are actually nice ASKs

1. selfie

2. what would you name your future kids?

3. do you miss anyone?

4. what are you looking forward to?

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?

7. what was your life like last year?

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

9. who did you last see in person?

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?

11. are you listening to music right now?

12. what is something you want right now?

13. how do you feel right now?

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?

15. personality description

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?

17. opinion on insecurities.

18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?

19. have you ever been to New York?

20. what is your favourite song at the moment?

21. age and birthday?

22. description of crush.

23. fear(s)

24. height

25. role model

26. idol(s)

27. things i hate

28. i’ll love you if…

29. favourite film(s)

30. favourite tv show(s)

31. 3 random facts

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?

33. something you want to learn

34. most embarrassing moment

35. favourite subject

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

37. favourite actor/actress

38. favourite comedian(s)

39. favourite sport(s)

40. favourite memory

41. relationship status

42. favourite book(s)

43. favourite song ever

44. age you get mistaken for

45. how you found out about your idol

46. what my last text message says

47. turn ons

48. turn offs

49. where i want to be right now

50. favourite picture of your idol

51. starsign

52. something i’m talented at

53. 5 things that make me happy

54. something thats worrying me at the moment

55. tumblr friends

56. favourite food(s)

57. favourite animal(s)

58. description of my best friend

59. why i joined tumblr

60. ask me anything you want

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I fucking love these so much!

I have this planner with these absolutely ridiculous pages with like “motivational” quotes on them that are just these bullshit things like “Let your heart sing” and “Always believe in your dreams”

and like that’s always struck me as such meaningless bullshit, I’ve always hated those. They’ve never had that element that truly motivates me.

So, I took matters into my own hands and I made my own artsy motivational wallpapers. Enjoy.

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i forgot that loki faked his death in the first thor movie as well as the second one. like i think this is just something he does. i bet he did it every other week when they were kids like theyre 12 and loki breaks some fancy asgardian vase in the course of a prank and hes just like welp i guess i better fake my death

corrollary: even at the peak of his Faking His Death phase when both frigga and odin have just learned to take in stride thor still 100% believes it every single time it happens like its literally every other weekend he comes running into his parents room in tears like FATHER, MOTHER, LOKIS DEAD, IM THE WORST BROTHER EVER and they just look at each other tiredly and wait for heimdall to come and tell them where hes hiding this time

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So precious

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People need to learn that they shouldn’t trust Tom with anything movie related. Or anything at all really. Tom whilst adorable and insanely good looking with a great personality, has the major flaw for revealing everything he gets his hands on.

I love Tom Holland but damn...

the director of jurassic world really made the mistake of telling tom holland the plot of the film, tom immediately went and told it to chris pratt who’s the star of jurassic world, pratt didn’t believe tom but later read the script and found out that tom actually did spoil the plot for him, then over a year later the director found out that tom spoiled the film for pratt and he called tom holland a weasel on twitter and tom said that he genuinely couldn’t help himself

…a mess

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some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

I will face God and walk backwards into Hell

“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”

I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

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There was a moment in infinity war where Bruce banner reunites with Tony and is like “a guy is trying to become God and destroy half the universe you should reassemble the avengers” and Tony is like “idk me and Steve really aren’t on speaking terms rn ;/” and Bruce is basically like did u fucking hear what I just said omg

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He’s just amazing and I love him for his not giving a fuck attitude.

rdj kissing josh brolin on the lips is such a power move. the man doesn’t give a single fuck. he’s the male protagonist archetype of this century but he will kiss as many guys as he pleases because he can and there’s nothing hollywood can do about it