Sml x rwby swimming lessons where jaune try to help teaches his son/nephew how to swim.
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Jaune: Alright, bud! Sun's out, guns out! (Flexes) Check out these guns, huh? I'm ripped because I'm a lifeguard. Ready, Adrian? I'm gonna teach you how to swim like a dolphin because your mommy is worried about you drowning in the bathtub.
Adrian: (Points) Nahwah?
Jaune: ...Narwals? No, there's no narwals in the pool, Adrian.
Adrian: (Puts wrists together, Wiggle fingers) Och... Och... Ochapus?
Jaune: No, there's no octopuses in the pool, either.
Terra: Can we get this started already?
Jaune: ...Terra, how- How are you standing on the water?
Terra: Uh...
Jaune: And why are you dressed like you're about to go sledding?
Terra: I didn't know what to wear!
Jaune: Have you never been to a pool before?!
Terra: I, uh...
Jaune: What, do you shower with your clothes on, too?
Terra: Can you start the lesson already?!
Jaune: Alright, Adrian, the first thing you need to do is to-
Yang: Eat a full meal before swimming!
Jaune: What? No! Then you'll cramp up!
Yang: Oh, that's just a myth to stop you from reaching your full potential! Now, Adrian, I want you to wharf down this whole meal! Get it? Wharf? Now eat all this food!
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Adrian: (Groans, Rubs tummy)
Yang: Feel that pain? That's what we call swimmer's pain! It's how those lifeguards in the movies get so good at swimming! They eat a huge plate of food!
Jaune: Wait, is that true?
Yang: I dunno. Look it up if you care so much. Alright, Adrian, you ready to swim with your Auntie Yang and Uncle Jaune?
Jaune: Auntie Yang?
Adrian: Uh-uh! (Swipes arms)
Jaune: It's not going to hurt you, Adrian. Here, watch me- WHOA!
Terra: What?! What's wrong?!
Jaune: This water is flippin' cold!
Terra: Well, why don't you get in since Adrian is already scared?
Yang: Me? (Sighs) Fine.
Yang: Me? Oh, nononono!
Terra: Will you just hurry up in get in already?!
Yang: Oh, I'm sorry we're not all born with miraculous semblances that make us walk on water! It's really cold! Besides, does Adrian really need to learn to-
Jaune/Terra/Saphron: GET IN THE DAMN WATER!
Yang: Alright, fine, jeez! (Dips toe) Ooh! Cold! (Bites knuckle) O-Okay, Adrian! Come into the water~!
Adrian: (Shakes head, Steps away)
Yang: Oh, nonono... If I'm in the water, you're getting your ass into the water, too.
Jaune: Maybe we should show him how to swim.
Yang: Ugh, fine. I'll teach him how to doggy paddle.
Adrian: Dog... not fish!
Yang: Wha...
Jaune: He's saying dogs don't know how to swim because they aren't fish.
Yang: Well, that's not true! Watch, I'll even show you!
Yang: (Grabs Zwei) See, I've got my dog right here and (Tosses Zwei in)
Zwei: (Sinks)
Ruby: Yang! Have you seen Zwei? I think he ate a punch of rocks and now he's too heavy to do anything!
Adrian: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Jaune: I'VE GOT HIM! (Dives down)
Jaune: (Comes up with Zwei) See? The doggy is okay, Adria-
Zwei: (CRUNCH!)
Jaune: OW! OW! OW!
Yang: Look, Adrian, I'll show you cats can swim, too!
Neon: Hey! Put me down you racist piece of- (Shoved into the water)
Yang: C'mon, swim! SWIM! Hit me, you little...
Neon: ...
Yang: Uh... See? She's swimming! Um... (Grabs Neon's hair, Pulls up) Meow? Meow! I'm swimming! I'm-
Neon: (Tossed next to Adrian)
Adrian: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Saphron: (Chuckles) I- I thought you guys were professionals.
Terra: (Snickering)
Yang: We're... (Laughing) We're gonna get him in, I swear!
Jaune: (Giggles) Hang on, I got an idea.
Adrian: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?! YOU KILLED THE KITTY CAT LADY!
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Adrian: (On a floatie)
Yang: See, Adrian? The water's not so bad~! Whee~!
Adrian: Whee... get out.
Jaune: Get out? But look at how much fun we're having!
Terra: I thought I told you guys I wanted my son to learn to swim, not float around all his life on a floatie!
Jaune: Listen, we have a plan.
Yang: While Jaune distracts him, I'm gonna dive down and flip the floatie over.
Terra: That seems a little extreme, don't you think?
Yang: Hey, who's the swimming teacher here?
Yang: ...No, seriously, I'm asking.
Jaune: It'll be fine, Terra, we promise.
Terra: Alright.
Yang: Okay, Adrian, I'm gonna go for to the bathroom~!
Adrian: (Tucks in legs)
Yang: No, no, it's fine! You don't have to do anything, right, Uncle Jaune~?
Jaune: Right.
Yang: (Walks away, Dives under)
Adrian: Unca Jon? Where Yan?
Jaune: Uh...
Yang: (Flips floatie)
Adrian: AGH! FUCK YOU GUYS! FUCK YOU GUYS!
Yang: No, no, see, Adrian?! You're doing it- AGH, FUCK!
Neon: (On top of Yang, Trying to drown her)
Yang: (Grabs Neon, Throws her outside wall) You- (Coughs) You see that shit?! Cat came back to life and she tried to drown me!
Adrian: Well, they do have nine lives.
Yang: Yeah, that's true.
Adrian: MOMMY! ME WANT HOME NOW!
Terra: Oh, Adrian, they were just trying to help~.
Adrian: NO, MOM! WHAT THEY DID WAS SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP! AND YOU SHOULD- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Jaune: That's... That's a narwal.
Terra: I thought you said there weren't any narwals in here.
Jaune: There shouldn't be!
Adrian: ME! WANT! HOME! NOW!
Terra: Alright, we're gonna take him home now because you both suck as swimming instructors.
Jaune: Aw...
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