#super shits 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[themeraldee]

I’m sorry but the questions you’ve been getting ever since that fart ask is hilarious but I’d like to add to it

I feel like no one’s considering the opposite

I bring this up because there’s a unused scene between Homelander and Mauve where he walks into the bathroom with her and she goes I hope you aren’t dropping one with me in here

I feel like we need to be more worried about his super shits and the fact that he would most likely go to the restroom while you’re trying to take a relaxing bath

Like YN after a long day happy to have a soak and he just pulls up sits down and has a casual conversation with you

💀💀💀 this is foul of you. you guys are really putting me through the wringer 😂😂

i know it was just for shooting purposes but it was weird to me that they all used this communal bathroom? Like why was Starlight brushing her teeth there.

not to make it sad but like I'm sure after his upbringing made him so unaware of things that are people find shameful. (i mean unreasonably so, we all gotta go! no need to be ashamed)

But like imagining a more shy SO who's like not reached that stage of comfort in their relationship to just let it rip while he doesn't care at all takes me the fuck out. And the way they're 10x more ashamed for him while he just goes on about the day is comedy.

[bull3t-f0r-my-v4lentine]

false alarm (???)

[dancinghannigram]

"he would not do tha-" BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yes he would logan told me personally actually

[turtletoads]

watched the episode and had to draw them immediately

[spacedace]

“Hey, I need to get married for bullshit Infinite Realms reasons, you two in?”

“Tt, of course.”

“Sure thing! Do we need to get going for that like, right now? Or later?”

“Eh, like in a couple of hours? The Observants are demanding some Royal Ball or something and they pulled out some stupid old laws out of their collective asses that if I’m not married by the time it starts they can assign me spouses of their choosing, can you fucking believe that shit?”

“Woah, what the hell? Can they even do that?”

“I was under the impression they were only permitted to observe.”

“Right? It’s total crap, but apparently there’s like this super old law on the books and they didn’t bring it up until now when there’s like no time left to try and force me to marry someone they pick.”

“They are training to gain influence over you?”

“Eh, more like they’re trying to get control of my Dad by way of me. But still fucked as hell.”

“So why do you need to marry both of us? Or do you just need to marry one of us and we should play rock paper scissor for it?”

“Technically I only need to marry one of you, but I don’t want them pulling out any loopholes or something. So, it’d be great if one of you could be my consort for my role as Queen of Mirrors, and one could be my consort for my role as Crown Princess. You two can figure who’s who on that all that, I’m good with whatever.”

“Oooh, can I be consort for the Mirror Court? I can annoy Kon more that way.”

“I am amenable to that. Grandfather will have a fit when he learns that I can cut his access to the Pits off at my discretion and there’s nothing he can do about it.”

“Awesome, okay are you two good for meeting up at like, three? We can pop over to my Lair and get everything sorted out there.”

“Works for me, my only class til this afternoon is at one and the professor already said we’re cutting out early because she has to go out of town this weekend.”

“Four would be more agreeable if possible, I have to take Titus to the vet for his checkup.”

“Okay let’s aim for four then. It’s just signing some paperwork, making some quick blood-slash-ectoplasm pacts and swearing a couple binding oaths… Should only take like five or ten minutes?”

“They’re not gonna make you have a huge royal wedding or anything?”

“Nah. Dad keeps things pretty chill so as long as the paperwork is all in order we’ll be good. Though once Auntie Dorathea finds out she’s absolutely gonna make us have one. She loves planning weddings. Swear its what she makes her hoard out of somehow.”

“So long as we have a say in some of the proceedings I have no issue with that eventuality.”

“Same, it sounds like it’d be a fun way to annoy the Observants even more.”

“Don’t for get all the weirdos trying to be my suitors and all that bullshit.”

“We have an accord then. We can reconvene at the usual place.”

“Awesome, you two are the best! I gotta jet and let everyone know and get the ball rolling on the paperwork stuff. See you guys at four!”

With that, Nomad - Stella Phantom, Crown Princess of the Infinite Realms, Queen of Mirrors, Core of the Speedforce and ghostly hero of the Titans and the Justice League - tore a rip in the fabric of space and time and darted out of the room the same way she came. Through the mind-bending tear in reality the eerie, eye-searing green of the Infinite Realms glowed in all its unsettling glory, Phantom Keep a glittering expanse of night sky made solid in the distance.

Jon waved at her cheerfully as Damian gave a nod of farewell before both silently turned their attention back to their respective tablets as the portal closed behind their friend and teammate and the glimpse of the Ghost Zone disappeared again. Completely unbothered by the conversation just held or the life changing implications that came with them.

Jon was humming as he tapped away at something on the screen before him, Damian propping his head up on his fist in vague boredom as he frowned down at the information he was reading.

The rest of the room Nomad had left behind was caught in a frozen, stunned silence in the wake of the baffling conversation they’d all just been witness to. All eyes in the room darted between Flamebird and Pheonix seated calmly at the end of the table, then to the space where Nomad had disappeared to, back to the young men, and then towards the head of the table where Superman and Batman sat looking bewildered and a bit on the verge of heart attacks.

The short status update meeting was about to become much, much longer it seemed.

Though a lot more entertaining.

[megamindsecretlair]

If yall would've seen this nasty ass Terry fic in my head, yall wouldve chase me off the innanet 😩

[so-very-small]

“I don’t want to do this.”

“C’mon, you know weddings are fun! You’ll be fine.”

“It’s not the actual shindig that’s the issue; it’s the traveling four states over to get there. That drive is gonna take me like, twelve hours. Be glad you’re a borrower and don’t have to travel for cousins’ weddings.”

“Dude, you’re joking, right? Last year my brother had a destination wedding, two blocks down the street at that house with the big birdbath. It took me three weeks to travel there. I had to fight a CHIPMUNK.”

“Goddamn.”

“I wish I could have drove. The birdbath pool party reception ruled, though.”

“Oh, nice. Open bar?”

“Tinies don’t do that. It was Open Bottle. One open bottle of rum, and we were thriving.”

“Fuck yeah.”

[dizzybizz]

"looks like i win! take that!"

[risingsunresistance]

rotund creature

[royalelo]

Narancia was a kiss boy but Fugo was a boy kiss all along 😞 hit like an subscrib for more deep quotes

[s3v3r3dh3ad]

I saw this template in one of my other fandoms a few days ago and was immediately possessed by the urge to make a Punch Out one.👁👁

[luvitual]

EVERSHINE CONCEPT PHOTO ✨ AFTERGLOW VER.

[xamaxenta]

@oz-gauze my man im gomenasoz for the delay thank you so much for commissioning me 👏🏽 your fe3h talk had me going back to my maddening save file and i blitzed thru academy phase bc i was inspired lol, i enjoyed drawing u some sofmt ferdiberts theyre a couple i never thought id ever draw so thats cool

[capybara739]

Hello… reigen

The top one is meant to be all the stuff in his pockets 😟😟🔥

(I have not drawn any mp100 in ages cause I’ve been drawing berserk and also at work too much to do good drawings… if u wanna see that go my insta idk if I’ll post it here 😓 will be back in 10 years bye)

[mavenbeeee]

i know everyone is praising ify for how he’s playing this season and i do think he is slaying but some of his moves kinda bother me😭😭😭i didn’t like how he took all the drug juice i feel like brennan obviously had a plan for how that was gonna work with persimmon dead AND everyone would’ve got a cool moment with the drugs but he kinda just took it :/ obviously it worked out and it did lead to that convo w liv and russell but idk i felt like jacob in that moment and i’m not even playing LMAO like i would rather have just seen what brennan was gonna do and got to see how everyone was gonna take it

[morrigan-sims]

Learning how to make custom stuff for your OCs (skinblends, tattoo sets, poses, recolors, mesh edits, etc.) is both a blessing and a curse. A blessing bc now you can give your OC the thing exactly as you imagined, and a curse because once you start you will never turn back and never be able to just "make do with what you have" ever again.