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"so we say ACAB because even 'nice cops' are complicit in the crimes of the worst of them"
"right, okay"
"and not only that but perpetrate DV at much higher rates than the general public. so statistically speaking, a plurality of people's cool cop uncles go home to beat their wives"
"right yes"
"for much the same reasons, ie choosing to participate in violent imperialism, soldiers--"
"--ARE VICTIMS OF PREDATORY RECRUITING YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING MEAN ABOUT THEM MY UNCLE HAS PTSD FROM KILLING ORPHANS IN AFGHANISTSN :(("
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The Ultramarines are currently arguing over whether to wear their helmets or not. The arguments boil down to:
We just got attacked by a battlesuit that was invisible to electronic sensors but not to the naked eye, so we should leave our helmets off in case another battlesuit just like it attacks us.
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE BLESSED WISDOM OF OUR LORD AND GENESIRE ROBOUTE GUILLIMAN WHO SAID WE SHOULD WEAR OUR HELMETS IN BATTLE!
Literally no one has contemplated what I like to call Option C:
Most of us should wear our helmets, both for safety reasons and for the built-in sensors. However, several men on the perimeter should keep their helms off, in case we're attacked by more enemies that are invisible to sensors.
Pretty sure I can hear Guilliman rolling in his grave chair from here.
#warhammer 40k#ultramarines#cato sicarius#jorus numitor#doricus thaeos antelion#codex astartes#fucking lol#you just know that guilliman said at some point#“hey you should keep your helmets on in battle”#y'know because that's usually the smart thing to do#and then his sons took that and made it religious writ#never to be questioned#only to be obeyed#god codex arguments are always hilarious
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......oh wow
#i really do wonder if this had anything to do with this whole mess#though we'll probably never know for sure#at the very least it speaks volumes on the integrity of this company#fucking lol#theyre cooked#crowdstrike#cybersecurity
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I’m a dirty little dish and you have to clean me, with, your sponge,
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I’m sorry but the questions you’ve been getting ever since that fart ask is hilarious but I’d like to add to it
I feel like no one’s considering the opposite
I bring this up because there’s a unused scene between Homelander and Mauve where he walks into the bathroom with her and she goes I hope you aren’t dropping one with me in here
I feel like we need to be more worried about his super shits and the fact that he would most likely go to the restroom while you’re trying to take a relaxing bath
Like YN after a long day happy to have a soak and he just pulls up sits down and has a casual conversation with you
💀💀💀 this is foul of you. you guys are really putting me through the wringer 😂😂
i know it was just for shooting purposes but it was weird to me that they all used this communal bathroom? Like why was Starlight brushing her teeth there.
not to make it sad but like I'm sure after his upbringing made him so unaware of things that are people find shameful. (i mean unreasonably so, we all gotta go! no need to be ashamed)
But like imagining a more shy SO who's like not reached that stage of comfort in their relationship to just let it rip while he doesn't care at all takes me the fuck out. And the way they're 10x more ashamed for him while he just goes on about the day is comedy.
#super shits 😭😭😭😭😭😭#i am reaching the stage where I'm debating tagging the bowel movement related asks as such 😂#bcs u know I bet that's exactly the thing people wanna scroll through my blog for#fucking lol#asks!
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i was gonna make a joke about "putting the loser in loser point" if we lost but I CAN'T EVEN DO THAT CUZ WE LOST THE LOSER POINT.
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Pinched from @royleteas because Im sorry this is too fucking funny
//THIS IS TOO PERFECT IM FUCKING SOBBING
#HEADCANNON#SHES ALWAYS BEEN A CHEAP DATE#WE ALL KNOW THIS#BUT TO HAVE IT CONFIRMED#FUCKING LOL#dash games
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i might have just doxed myself for a second but dont worry about it
double edit: i did not. and i am infact, a god at computers. so that will never happen in the future. ever.
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so like where's all the fic about Horus siring and/or birthing scads of primarch babies
abnett has issued a call and we must answer guys!!!
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A very normal Twitter user
#this was followed by them accusing me of ableism#then when I said I have autism as well they blocked me#fucking lol#walt disney#tara strong#twilight sparkle#genocide#twitter#wtf are these tags#randobambo
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