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Greyfax hacked the anti-psyker robots' .guilt files with her brain and whipped them with the files' bytes. that's. that's a whole 'nother level of psyker. or hacker. both.

thank you for the lore bits! please consider also sharing greyfax_blasting_necrons_with_a_guilt_beam.jpg 👀

EXCELLENT REQUEST! <3

For a little context, Greyfax's character pack came with special rules for a Hereticus-specific psychic power that effectively allows her to whip people with their own guilt (sexy!)!

Which becomes hilarious when you take a minute to consider the example use is against necrons.

What do these Immortals feel guilty about, wrong answers only challenge.

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reblogging this so I can show it to my boyfriend later

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I've never heard "Ashkenazic" or "Mizrachic" before. Just Sephardic. I have no idea why.

what's the difference between the words Sephardi and Sephardic? I assume they are both adjectives but is there any distinction between the words?

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No, they're used interchangeably. Sephardic is the more Anglicized form I guess

what's the difference between the words Sephardi and Sephardic? I assume they are both adjectives but is there any distinction between the words?

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excellent point. the cream cheese oughta squirt out when you bite. lox and cream cheese is deliciously messy!

Goyim have got to stop appropriating Yiddishisms because my coworker just described a millimeter thick layer of cream cheese as a “good schmear”. Nah dude. A good schmear has gotta be least a quarter inch. You can’t skimp out on the cream cheese and call it a schmear, you’re gonna make us look bad

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YES THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THIS INTO WORDS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

A lot of people support Land Back not because they actually care about indigenous sovereignty but because they're using Native people to soothe their settler guilt and indulge in violent fantasies where they can play the victim with Native people as the aggressors, all with the reassurance that that kind of violence will NEVER actually happen to them. Like so many narratives I see about supposed future sovereignty are just a continuation of centuries old stories about savage Indians mercilessly butchering, kidnapping, and raping settlers except somehow framed as progressive.

It's all just some sort of sick fantasy. People can point to the "future" they're supporting and claim that they're totally fine being murdered in their own homes by the savage Indians noble Natives reclaiming their land and be fully secure in the knowledge that that will never happen and so those claims and that "support" will never actually have any consequences.

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Jewish paper amulet, Afghanistan, early 20th century

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Fulgrim, but she can't be a conventionally hot woman. She has to be hot in a different way.

Edit: fuck it, imma say it outright. make fulgrim a gorgeous androgynous butch. i've said this before and i'll say it again.

Alright which primarch is getting drawn as a women first. Cast your votes via asks or something,, ig

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did apollo bless you

A young rural farmer in the year 4014 romanticizing the clean and physically undemanding lifestyle of a pre-industrial collapse barista.

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its so fucked that not only did they erase our languages and beat and kill our people for using them but they stole the words of important tribes and important people and used them for the military and for trees and for food and for summer camps. average native american name is seen by non ntvs as a joke or something to use or consume, not a human being

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Kurdish Jewish family, Tehran, Iran, 1950

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For those asking in the comments: Yes @samreich really is my son. (And I’m incredibly proud of him.)

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Kaʿba-ye Zartosht, Marvdasht, Iran, first half of the sixth century BCE. The Kaʿba-ye Zartosht (Persian: کعبه زرتشت, “Cube of Zarathustra”) is a stepped, rectangular stone structure at the Naqsh-e Rustam archaeological complex near Zangiabad village in Marvdasht County, Fars Province. The site also contains Elamite, Achaemenid, and Sasanian monuments, and the Kaʿba-ye Zartosht is among several edifices known as “Kaʿbas.” Built in the Achaemenid period, its original name is unknown. In the Sasanian era it was called Bon-Khanak, while the local name was Naggarekhaneh (“house of keeping”). The modern designation “Kaʿba-ye Zartosht” dates to the 14th century and remains in use. The monument’s original purpose is debated. Some scholars view it as a fire temple for housing and venerating the sacred flame; others see it as a mausoleum for an Achaemenid ruler or noble, citing its similarity to the Tomb of Cyrus and Lycian and Carian burial monuments. Another theory holds that it was intended as a repository for royal archives or sacred texts, though its small interior challenges this idea. Less widely accepted suggestions identify it as a temple to Anahita or as a solar calendar.

In the Sasanian period, inscriptions were added in Middle Persian (Sasanian), Middle Persian (Arsacid), and Greek to its northern, southern, and eastern faces. These include texts by Shapur I and the high priest Kartir; Walter Henning described them as “the most important historical documents from the Sasanian era.” The Kaʿba-ye Zartosht is admired for its balanced proportions, clean lines, and refined stonework.

Today, it forms part of Naqsh-e Rustam and is maintained by Iran’s Cultural Heritage, Handicrafts and Tourism Organization.

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uuuugh i wish i could visit

Sasanian silver vase with repousse relief of four nude female figures (two musicians and two dancers) each with a child, Iran, 6th-7th century CE. National Museum of Iran (ID: F1966.1).

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OHHHHHHHHHH

they're called human rights because you get them by being human. No ifs no buts. Everyone gets them. Yes even those people

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I've heard "eins" before, but I hadn't seen it in writing (or more likely, didn't remember the spelling) >< my bad.

Is there a rule that determines which nouns are definite and which nouns are indefinite?

i plan on becoming the one dog that does not go to heaven

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@chemos-factories rezzed my old post about spicy 40k passages that do not involve actual sex, and it occurred to me that I never compiled the reblogs into one post. Terrible mistake, truly sorry. Let me rectify that right now:

@krynnmeridia gives us: The Magnus Boob Scene, Konrad "almost lasciviously" licking a dataslate, Ferrus Manus's "iron hard flesh" getting oiled up to a gleam, and Iskander Khayon rhapsodizing about Nefertari before furiously claiming no hetero.

@legiopraesagio gives us: the second duel between Amit and Kargos, "the most intimate moment of Kargos' life"

@mistermasochist gives us: a Grey Knight domming the bejeezus out of Uriel Ventris. This is the one that sent me reeling, I was not prepared for this one. I also need an extended BDSM fic about. well. GUESS.GUESS THE SHIP.

@ladymirdan gives us: Honsou beating Notha Etassy into an implied orgasm.

@whining-ylthin gives us: Loken's induction into the Mournival (featuring intimate Tarik whispers), a passage from Atlas Internal that has to be seen to be believed, and Honsou getting horny over a fortress (apparently he does this a lot). She also describes a few other scene without direct quotes.

@agbpaints gives us: a Tyranid ambush that sounds like a porno. "throbbing with the expectation of release" ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

@the-sisters-library gives us: you know that shitty meme with the little White girl on the couch, and four Black guys behind her? What if that was Abaddon and several loyalist champions, and it was about fighting. Ostensibly.

@sirpuddingcup gives us: a toxic old man yaoi line from everyone's favorite toxic old man robot yaoi book. You know the one.

and speaking of which, @ghostinthegallery gives us: what she describes as "the greatest hits from The Infinite and the Divine"

@nonus-secundus gives us: Horus fantasizing about Sanguinius. It's from The End and the Death II, so you know it's gonna be GOOD.

@mournivaldisco gives us: Perturabo smashing Fulgrim's face into a table and getting a thank you in return.

@two-reflections gives us: relentless Salamander branding masochism, described as "the tip of the iceberg" when it comes to Tsu'gan. This one threw me for a loop, too.

I also made a few humble offerings of my own:

Kaesoron duels Santar. Or has sex with him. Both? Both.

DANTIOCH AND POLUX ARE IN LOVE YOUR HONOR

And finally, @candiceirae described the following scene:

I see we're not talking about the scene in Pharos where a character uses the titular device to find Sevatar - who's chained up in a dungeon somewhere, in full bondage gear, including a gag.

And I know the scene she's talking about, and I can't leave a girl (gender neutral) hanging:

The occupant was a Space Marine, Nostraman at that, with the pale skin of all their kind. A metal gag circled the lower part of his face. About his neck was a collar. His arms were manacled behind him. Multiple chains ran from his bindings to hooks set in the floor, four from his collar alone. He was forced into a crouch that must have been agonising to hold. His hair was unkempt, half hanging over a face that was spattered with clots of dried blood. There was no mistaking who it was. Sevatar was facing away from the viewing stage but as the cell came into focus, Skraivok saw him stiffen.

Do note that some of the links are reblogs of reblogs, so you might need to do a little scrolling to get to the good stuff. And if anyone ever wants to send me more spicy non-sex 40k passages, my blog is always open to you ❤️