#suite life of zack and cody imagines

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ヽ｀、☁ヽ｀─── suite life on deck mastelist

zack martin

womanizer (fic on wattpad)

dating zack martin headcanon (from oxangejuice)

cody martin

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[thebrisingamen]

So like he's in Heathers in the yearbook club and he plays the councilor in Season 3 Buffy episode "Beauty and the Beasts". And then he's of course Mr. Moseby.

The Six Degrees of Mr. Moseby, I guess. Though a BTVS AU with Suite Life Characters would interesting.

[supercreig]

Although Craig is voiced by Matt Stone, honestly with how I've been writing Craig, I can't help but imagine his voice giving Dylan Sprouse/Yozora vibes????

[akascow]

since hugh jackman technically exists in the dp universe i keep imagining wade trying to tell logan theyre the exact same person

and logan genuinely going ‘nah we dont even look alike’

like that one episode of suite life of zack and cody where maddie was like ‘i should play sharpay (same actress) i look just like her’ with every other character like ehhhhh i dont see it

and wade wants to rip out his metaphorical hair bc hes cursed with the 4th wall break knowledge

[natlacentral]

Forget The Haters, Avatar Live-Action Star Elizabeth Yu Is Our Princess Azula

When Netflix’s Avatar: The Last Airbenderannounced that newcomer Elizabeth Yu was cast as Princess Azula, some fans of the original Nickelodeon cartoon immediately took to social media to complain. Some thought she looked too innocent to play the Fire Nation princess, an antagonist in the Nickelodeon series that takes place in an imagined world with people who can master and manipulate the different elemental energies of Fire, Water, Earth, and Air. Others lamented that her face wasn’t angular like Azula’s is in the cartoon, or that she looked too young for the part. (An especially odd critique considering, though never specified, Azula’s age is believed to be 14. Yu herself is now 21; she was 19 during filming.) But when it comes to the fan reaction, the young actor is completely unphased. “I’m a hit with the kids,” she jokes to Refinery29, adding that she doesn’t take it personally. “I think anybody playing this part would’ve gotten some kind of backlash.”

Yu is confident that when the show premieres February 22, fans will see the live-action show is doing more than recreating the cartoon. In the original, Princess Azula, the ambitious daughter of the Fire Lord Ozai (Daniel Dae Kim), doesn’t appear until Season 2 when she emerges as a new threat to the Avatar, the boy with the power to control all four elements and unite the nations against Ozai’s dictatorial rule. In this iteration, Azula is a recurring character, allowing fans to see her in a brand new light. “It’s an origin story for her,” Yu says. “It’s this foundation being laid out for a lot of things to make sense when we eventually pick up where we first met her in the original series.” So if you were worried Yu’s Azula had lost her villainous edge, don’t be. Yu describes her as “a girl boss,” but “evil.” Still, she says, “Azula is my baby girl, she’s my boo thing. I love her.”

Not only is she unbothered by the early reactions, she’s not at all nervous when thinking about how the show might be received by hardcore fans. Instead, the actor is more concerned with what her two younger sisters will think. The actor has seen Asian American representation grow from Disney Channel’s The Suite Life of Zack and Cody — “All I had growing up was London Tipton,” she says, giving a shoutout to star Brenda Song — to recent Oscar-nominated films, like her 2023 favorite Past Lives starring Greta Lee. As half-Korean, Yu is proud to be a part of this current shift. “The idea that my little sisters are going to be able to watch TV and movies, and the likelihood of them getting to see someone that looks like them is so much higher, is such a win. It’s so healing to know that we’re creating an industry where little girls — little anyones — can feel like that.” 

The fact that Avatar: The Last Airbender stars Asian actors is arguably the new show’s biggest break from the original series. When the cartoon first premiered in 2005, it only featured a few Asian and Asian American voice actors, despite the fact that it took place in a world inhabited by mostly Asian and Indigenous peoples. When the beloved series was adapted into a widely panned live-action film, The Last Airbender (2010), the cast also remained mostly whitewashed, save for members of the Fire Nation, who were depicted as South Asian. Now, two decades after the original’s debut, Asians are finally getting a seat at the table. “It’s monumental,” Yu says.. “It’s so important to be able to see yourself in stories. That’s what storytelling is about.” 

Yu’s confidence is impressive, especially considering Avatar: The Last Airbender is only her third credit on IMDB. She gives off the air of an old pro. And in some ways, she is. Born and raised in New Jersey, she’s been auditioning for acting roles since she was 16. She’s also been dating Stranger Things star Gaten Matarazzo since they were 15. They currently live together in New York City with their three cats, and she’s had a front row seat to his rise to global celebrity. Though she insists she has always tried to keep their careers separate from their relationship, she admits, “Getting to see someone with such a huge heart navigate this industry is the best advice that I could be given.” She adds, “We’re both still trying to figure it out, and it’s really cool to be able to do it together.” 

She continued to audition throughout her last years of high school, though “it was a struggle,” she says. During her senior year, she debated whether or not to go to college or commit to acting full time. In the end, she stuck with her passion. Then, in December 2021, just months after her high school graduation, she booked Avatar. “‘Oh, thank God,’” she recalls thinking. “I’m doing what I should be doing.” She has since gone on to appear in the Oscar-nominated May December, opposite Julianne Moore, Natalie Portman, and Charles Melton.

It wasn’t until her fourth and final audition came around that Yu finally learned what role she was fighting for. “It was insane. I cried on the phone with my mom.” Months later, she was standing on the Fire Nation set next to the legendary Daniel Dae Kim in full armor and regalia, acting between bursts of flames. (“Before they’d call action, they’d be like, ‘Pyro!’ and the flames would ignite from these sconces on the walls. It was insane.”) And though she admits acting opposite Kim was intimidating at first, it was also pretty damn cool. “Who wouldn’t feel like the baddest bitch in the room sitting next to Daniel Dae Kim as Ozai?” 

It sounds lucky, but her road to Azula had more than a few bumps. First, there was the fact that she didn’t know what project she was actually auditioning for. “They sent this completely fake, made-up storyline for this fake TV show. I was auditioning for a character named April,” she explains. After getting a callback, she hit the internet to do some sleuthing. “I became an FBI agent trying to figure out what I was actually auditioning for, because I was like, ‘Something about this does not feel real,’” she says. When she realized that it might be an adaptation of Avatar, a show she watched growing up, she couldn’t believe it. (“I was like, ‘No way. That is definitely not what I’m auditioning for.’”) Then there was the “minor car accident” that she got into right before her first callback. (She made it safe and sound and “did the damn thing!”). 

As for what big names she hopes to work with next, Yu is open for whatever comes her way. For now, she’s got her eyes set on a not-yet-confirmed Season 2 of Avatar, which she hopes will include Azula’s time on Ember Island with her brother Prince Zuko (Dallas Liu) as well as some of her character’s famous lines. “I’m really excited to go into a second season and finally do these iconic line reads that Azula has,” she teases, adding, “I quote them all the time to myself. There’s this one scene in the original where she says, ‘Do the tides command this ship?’ And she’s basically threatening this soldier that she’ll throw him overboard if he doesn’t do what she says. It’s just so badass.”

Live action or not, Princess Azula will always be badass.

[dreamangcls]

⊹₊⟡⋆ laura kariuki + she/her ⊹₊⟡⋆ blasting cleo by shygirl through their airpods is sapphire dixon . oh , you don’t know them ? they’re the twenty - five year old musician who just went viral for allegedly being the reason the girl group she was in split up . yup , the one that drives a 2022 alpine a110 in rose bruyère. i hear they’re pretty imaginative , but others have claimed that they’re quite naive . that makes sense , considering they’re often labeled as the wannabe .

stats.

full name: sapphire faith dixon

nickname(s): sapph and sapphy mostly

gender: cis woman (she/her)

sexuality: bisexual

dob: 16th of october 1998

age: 25 almost 26

zodiac sign: libra

occupation: musician

career claim: i didnt want to lock her in with one specific discogography but for pararelles think normani and leigh-anne. she wants to be beyonce but she's not beyonce (yet)

positive traits: candid, intrepid, captivating and exuberant

negative traits: self-absorbed, impulsive, overly optimistic and ditsy

personality markers: esfp, sanguine, type 7-the enthusiast , chaotic good

counterparts: cher horowitz (clueless), hilary banks (fresh prince of bel-air), london tipton (the suite lufe of zack & cody) & alexis rose (schitt's creek)

aesthetics.

long nights spent in a recording studio, an apologetic sorry shouted  through the window of a bright pink car after reversing into a trash can, the tap of acrylic nails on a phone screen, spending thousands of dollars on one shopping trip, a notebook full of unfinished song lyrics, neon blue cocktails and embarrassing moments spun into engaging stories

bio outline.

as a child sapphire's dad often lovingly referred to her as his good luck charm. he was right she was born lucky. but she wasn't born lucky because he won the super bowl three months after she was born. sapphire dixon was born lucky because she was born to two wealthy and loving parents. most people only have parents who are one of the two.

sapphire's parents moved to new york permanently when she was 12. before then she had three major cross country moves. some children would have been distressed by the lack of stability but sapphire thrived off it. every new move was an exciting new adventure. of course she missed the friends she lost when she moved to a new city but moving was a chance to make new connections. she was the type of kid who found it easy to form friendships. maybe it was because of her famous father but she like to believe it was because she was kind and had a sparkling personality.

no matter where she moved music was always a constant in sapphire's life. she developed a passion for music at a young age. she loved getting the opportunity to express herself artistically and be the centre of attention. her parents fully supported her ambition.

sapphire's mom doesn't have the same name recognition as her dad but as the head of an interior design business specialising in luxury homes she's well connected. it was sapphire's mom who discovered that a record label was looking for members of a new girl band while working for a music exec client in la. when her mom told her about the opportunity eighteen year old sapphire packed a wide array of suitcases and travelled to la as quickly as possible.

the audition process for the band was longer than sapphire expected but she was a perfect fit. she spent seven years in the band touring and making albums. she loved it and she still loves her three former bandmates. they're the closest she has to sisters. but she had enough of being a small part of a larger whole. she felt stifled creatively and like she was often overlooked by the fanbase. nine months ago she quit to work on her solo album. she's still dealing with the media fallout. she understand why ex fans and tabloids are calling her selfish. who else is she supposed to focus on ?

connections.

girl squad who get into chaos together please

a woman the media pits her against. what that did to their relationship can be plotted out. give her a girl so confusing moment

platonic soulmate

childhood friends. could be somebody she spend her teenage years in new york with or somebody she lost touch with

a person who finds her annoying but she's completely oblivious

exes on good terms, exes on bad terms one night stands, a messy situationship ect ect

people she's worked with professionally somehow

neighbours

[atopvisenyashill]

do u know maddie and zack. from the suite life of zack and cody. wnd how zack had a crush on maddie and it was embarrassingly obvious and he heard her say she had a crush with an ~age difference (it was a boy at school not the middle schooler she sometimes babysat) and he showed up to her prom when she was all heartbroken and awkwardly danced with her and she very genuinely told him that if he needed someone to dance with at his prom she’d always be around (and then limboed under his arm bc she was taller than him).

so this is where gendrya left off (there’s a war going on & zack living on a cruise ship Is basically the same thing tho, the environmental impact alone!) what george imagined is he’d have this plot moving faster so they could get to Prom Scene Part 2 when the age difference is a little less weird & they’ve had some time apart to think and literally grow (i mean if in the real world a graduate student went back to his high school to dance with senior year arya he still does deserve to get put on a list but this is not a perfect metaphor its fine!). instead he’s trying to do that at like, arya’s very first homecoming and it’s not hitting the way he wanted it to and that’s why we still don’t have adwd.

[catholic-character-tournament]

Round 3 - Catholic Character Tournament

Propaganda below ⬇️

Claude Frollo Propaganda:

This man got horny and his response was “that woman must burn”

I love him so much. More seriously Book Frollo is much more ambivalent than Disney Movie Frollo which makes sense because we’re talking about Victor Hugo VS a children’s movie. He didn’t kill Quasimodo’s mom, he took him in (when himself was only nineteen and already in charge of his own baby brother since their parents had died not long before) when he was left on the church’s doorstep. I mean, he does quite a few reprehensible and slightly evil stuff afterwards but he had a good start, you know ? He taught Quasi to communicate by signs when he became deaf because of the bells. He was also very much into alchemy which was pretty cool. His behavior towards Esmeralda was still very much not okay but I’d like to point out that Phoebus is also a jerk in this one. And Quasi’s quite a bit amoral because no intelligent enough to understand some stuff

I actually haven’t gotten very far through the book yet but from the musical (not the disney one the other one it’s SO GOOD) I can confirm he sucks at being catholic. literally tells a child over and over that he’s ugly and unlovable until he fully believes it and won’t let the kid go outside. https://genius.com/Alan-menken-out-there-lyrics (lyrics to the song in which frollo convinces quasimodo he’s unlovable. ableist as hell and shitty in every way you can possibly imagine and it breaks my heart every time. feel free to listen to the actual track but it doesn’t get good until about 40 seconds in) frollo keeps saying it’s good and right to punish sinners himself, and it’s not right that the wicked go unpunished. there’s a really satisfying moment in the musical where quasimodo sees him for what he is and repeats his words back to him (7:45 - 8:54, frollo is the one with the insanely deep voice) and it gives me goosebumps every time to hear that “yes you do” link to that video: https://youtu.be/HL7WZcTIgus

I honestly wrote this submission because I suffered from severe insomnia for being reminded that I might have poor taste when it comes to enjoying media since I enjoy Disney version of Frollo even after I watched other versions of this character. (I am so sorry the host yes I am that annoying anon lying in the dark little corner of your ask box. I have no other thing to do in my life so hello again) His character is different from the original novel version, and to be honest as an adoption, that is NOT necessarily WRONG. He had more struggles with his pride and his self-imagine in the Catholic framework. “Beata Maria, you know I am a righteous man, of my virtue I am justly proud” as the opening line of his villain song, clearly states his main struggle throughout the movie–pride and self-imagine (super-ego) vs lust and instinct (id). Once his self-imagine in the Catholic framework was on shaking ground, he bent his twisted sense of “righteous” to make him less painful. Tbh, the novel version used the example of Bruno d’Ast to justify his hornyness, so it’s just classical Frollo behaviour no matter which version it is. (SMASH THE TABLE) HAVE YOU READ~~THE NOVEL~~ I REPEAT: HIS CHARACTER IS NOT JUST “I HATE WITCHCRAFT AND I AM HORNY AND RACIST”. I REPEAT: HIS CHARACTER IS NOT JUST “I HATE WITCHCRAFT AND I AM HORNY AND RACIST”. I REPEAT: HIS CHARACTER IS NOT JUST “I HATE WITCHCRAFT AND I AM HORNY AND RACIST”. I am sorry for the noise pollution in your submission Google form. I should have taken my sedatives regularly. I am truly sorry. Also please don’t bully me in the debate, novel/musical enjoyers. LOOK, I AIN’T YOUR ENEMY. I LOVE NOVEL/MUSICAL FROLLO, I JUST LOVE DISNEY VERSION AS WELL, I AM AS TORMENTED AS YOUR FAVORITE CATHOLIC PRIEST. I am not a native tongue, so I tried my best to express my thoughts/feelings/justification why Disney version should be a qualified candidate as well. If you tried to debate with me, I would be drowned in my poor English. Sorry again.

Maddie

Lost her Sharpay audition 😣

Stan Ashley Tisdale

[queenofbaws]

Your post about the celebrities had me imagining Ryan (the Quarry) saying he looks like the guy from Jurassic World and everyone just going "nah" like that one scene from the Suite Life of Zack and Cody:

https://youtu.be/INcY24NYK6s

YES!!!!!! asdklfjsakdfj i love that so much omg it's one of the joys of playing a supermassive game, if you ask me, imagining them sitting around talking about the celebs they do/don't look like, only for everyone to like, scrunch their faces up and go "nahhhh" if they actually land on the one that played them asdklfjdksf

ryan says he looks like the guy from jurassic park and the rest of the hacketteers go "??? no you do not???"

then dylan pipes in that people are always saying he looks like he could be a long-lost sprouse sibling but he doesn't get it, and everyone just starts screaming because holy shit he does!!!!!

[ncteby]

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❍⌇─➭ HER WELL KNOWN MOVIE ROLES ﹀﹀︵↷ :

• Mission Impossible movies

• Fast and Furious

• James Bond movies (Daniel Craig era)

• Marvel Movies

• Imagine That

• Inception

• Rise of The Planet of the Apes reboot movies

• Ocean’s Eight

• Dune (both parts)

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⇢ ˗ˏˋ HER WELL KNOWN DISNEY CHANNEL ROLES! ࿐ྂ︵↷ :

• Up, Up, & Away

• Cheetah Girls 1 & 2

• That’s so Raven

• Lia, Child Genius

• Suite Life of Zack & Cody and Suite Life on Deck

• Wizards of Waverly Place

• Jump In

• Let It Shine

• Sonny with a Chance & So Random

• Cory in the House guest star role

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• All That

• Unfabulous

• Just Jordan

• True Jackson VP

• Big Time Rush

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⇢ ˗ˏˋ HER WELL KNOWN ROLES OUTSIDE OF DISNEY CHANNEL AND NICKELODEON! ࿐ྂ︵↷ :

• Barney

• Sesame Street

• The Bernie Mac Show

• My Wife and Kids

• Games of Thrones

• Black-ish

• Euphoria

• Outer Banks

• Squid Games

• My Name

• Abbott Elementary

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Despite Eusbia having so many roles, here are the main ones she is known for in entertainment, such as movies and television.

[rythmicjea]

OO WEE! This chapter is a doozy. I'm quite proud of it too. So, this is the chapter when I said "Mmmm... maybe I should actually watch the show?" And I decided to watch the pilot for both series. I knew how Bailey got onto the boat before watching and imagined it way worse than it actually was. But I was like "you know what? No. No! She went through this because how could she not?" And that's what led to most of her issues in the show. Like, it was pretty apparent she had trust issues throughout the whole thing.

I'm going to lay this gauntlet down... She was the reason they broke up in Paris. Did Cody handle it well? Not at all. But they were arguing. It also is really apparent that the writers were like "okay, so we have to get them to break up somehow." Because there are so many holes in that story. Like, she sees him with London and doesn't know it's London? Or what happened when they went back onto the boat? She and London are roommates! She would have known the truth the night before! It was all very contrived. Also, Cole Sprouse... Why do you play characters who get into relationships that have to be forcibly ripped apart? But, I digress.

Mr. Mosby makes an appearance in a flashback and it's like can you love this man any more than you already do? He was a literal lifeline to many under his care.

Bailey found her phone and scrolled to the only contact she knew would understand. She released the breath she didn’t realize she had been holding when the other woman answered. “Holly? 

“Bailey?” She could hear the smile on the other end of the phone. Holly was a small miracle to her.

“…Yeah it’s me. …I think I’m fucked in the head.” She finished the shandy in her hand, letting the booze drift through her veins. 

A hearty laugh filtered through the receiver. “It’s about time you realized it.”

It wasn’t very nice of her sister to laugh at her. No, Holly would never. They were ‘The Pickett Sisters’! That meant they always had each other’s backs no matter what. “What do I do?”

“Now?” Holly said soberly. “Now, it’s time to get to work.”

[hellishjoel]

Howdy! I needed to drop by and say how much I loved the Halloween TfT ❤️

Firstly, Lou's reaction at the beginning thinking that the place was haunted? 100% would be me but I was cackling at the reveal that it was just Frankie & Reader hooking up, I re-started the fic again to read it while grinning lol

Also, can I just say that I love love love the dynamic between them?? Love the chemistry but also the very realistic way they're both unwilling to admit there's something deeper there and I'm so excited to see where you take it.

Btw this line:

Now you're really off to the races.

Automatically think of Cinnamon Girl's first chapter which then made me wonder if you've ever considered doing like a crossover fic between your fic where Cinnamon Girl or Psycho pairings visit the diner and how Frankie/Reader interact judge them or vice versa?

Your fic pairings are so unique to each other, I thought it'd be really interesting to see the way you'd play it out!

That's absolutely no pressure though, I mainly just wanted to message you to gush over your writing and say thank you for sharing it with us ❤️❤️❤️

(I WAS ALSO HOARDING THIS ASK BECAUSE LOOK HOW DAMN SWEET!)

I'm so glad you were grinning while reading that part, because that was me writing it LMAO I really do try to write this as if it's a sitcom. I love that Frankie and reader's chemistry are jumping off the page!

GIRL - the Off to the Races connection, you are on fire. I didn't think anyone would catch that! Honestly, I never thought of doing a crossover before! I don't think everyone's read my other fic series (psycho and cinnamon girl) so I'd be afraid they wouldn't know their universes were aligning lol but it's funny to imagine! It's like when Hannah Montana, That's so Raven, and the Suite Life of Zack and Cody did those epic Disney crossovers lol

Thank you for taking the time to send me this message, it brought a lot of light to me <3

[winderlylandchime]

2/2TED AND BRIAN SCENE IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN ‘hi ted, im (his name) and i am not an addict. BRIAN? WHY IS BRIAN HERE? *starts laughing* i fucking love Brian. Did he just kidnap an accountant? Are they about to become computer hacking buddies?’ ‘Oh they ARE hacking buddies. (Brian asks ted if he wants to make a liar out of him)…has he ever actually actually lied? I told you there’s some potential for Ted and Brian! THEY DID IT!’ *starts laughing at the innuendos between Ted and Brian* ‘IS HE GIVING HIM A JOB?! OH MY GOD HE WANTS HIM TO COME WORK FOR HIM! WANTS! WANTS! FUCK FUCK FUCK TED AND BRIAN TOGETHER! I FUCKING TOLD YOU THEY HAVE POTENTIAL! (Ted turns him down) for fucks sake I CANT FUCKING WIN AT THIS SHOW!’ And ted is about to have the realization to go work for Brian ‘YES YOU SHOULD BE AN ACCOUNTANT! more specifically you should be an accountant at Kinnetik!’ ‘Debbie, my girl. Maybe go home for a minute or two. *pauses tv* imagine if instead of Debbie and Mike fighting, it was Brian that the social worker met.’ ‘LOOK AT BRIAN WORKING! BOSS BRIAN BACK AT IT AGAI- TED! Please, tell me youre here to get a job. You cant wave ted and brians friendship in front of my face and then take it away. FUCK YEAH!!! TED AND BRIAN WORKING TOGETHER!!! Now that we got Ted to get his shit together, Justin next. Come on Brian, we can do it’ It cuts to Cody and Justin ‘i cant ask for shit from this show. I ask for one thing, it gives me the exact opposite. I ASKED FOR JUSTIN AND BRIAN NOT THE SUITE LIFE OF ZACK AND CODY! (Cody and Justin kiss) i dont want this but just for once I want Brian to kiss someone else and for Justin to have some type of realization because this shit is pissing me off. (Cody pulls a gun out) WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! JUSTIN! JUSTIN COME ON THIS BETTER BE A FUCKING WAKE UP CALL! THIS IS BULLSHIT. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? Justin! Wake the fuck up! Oooo its empty big fucking deal. justin what the fuck is going on?! *puts his hand over his face and groans* WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? JUSTIN! WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?! *starts counting on his fingers* 1. NO KISSING ANYONE EXCEPT BRIAN, 2. NO NAMES AND NO NUMBERS AND IM PRETTY SURE YOU HAVE BOTH OF THOSE HERE! Did he get a fucking amnesia? What the fuck? Fuck this shit, fuck this whole episode, fuck him, fuck that bald bitch too and most of all fuck you for showing me this show! I need a break’ he then went outside and then stormed back in and went ‘put the next episode on but just wait i need to eat so im ordering us burgers, i got hungry because i got angry’ yall I am both not ready and ready for him to see the next episode.

The enemies to boss-employee pipeline is so real with Ted and Brian.

AND BRIAN DOESN'T LIE. Good observation Brother.

I think Cody and Justin kissing is different than breaking the rules because it's not a prelude to sex, it's to rile up the heteros. HOWEVER I still don't like it.

most of all fuck you for showing me this show! I need a break

OH anon, keeping you in my thoughts and prayers for this next episode.

[uncircumcisedgirlboss]

In recent times, I have had a reckoning with how stifled my creativity is. Almost nothing about my life has personality to it. My bedroom is a featureless wasteland, most of my clothes are bland, I can't even think of a third thing to put here.

I wish I had nurtured my creative spirit more growing up. I wish I had written cringy fanfics, I wish I had drawn cringy art. I remember this self-insert character I had as child, Zach. The name may have been inspired by The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, but I'm not sure. The main thing about Zach is that he had natural black and white hair, a characteristic inspired by that Cartoon Network show about a cryptid-hunting family (The Secret Saturdays).

I would imagine Zach inserted into basically all media I consumed, from Percy Jackson to Family Guy. I would fantasize about being friends with Brian and Stewie Griffin via Zach.

Several times throughout my childhood, I came close to writing a story about Zach but Executive Dysfunction would beat my ass every time. As an adult, I desperately wish I had been more resilient.

I spend a lot of my time on the internet. I spend a lot of my time on YouTube specifically. The platform has such a grip on me that I can confidently say that if I quit watching it forever tomorrow, it would continue to be the form of media I have consumed the most five years from now. The reason for this is simple: YouTube is easy. Too easy, actually. YouTube is so easy, it has had a massively negative impact on my life.

For most of my time online, I have been a lurker. I didn't post. I didn't try to talk to people or make friends. I only passively consumed content.

Being a lurker on YouTube has given me the ability to get a simulacrum of social interaction without having to put myself out there. I don't need to develop a personality because I never have to speak. I can just sit back, relax, and form a parasocial bond with a stranger as they talk at me.

I have definitely avoided the most egregious and socially harmful ways parasocial relationships can affect your brain. I never felt like creators I followed should treat me like I'm their friend, for example. However, I still have some weird brainworms from my time on the website.

My entire life, I have tried to detach myself from reality in a myriad of ways, and one of them is by always living in the future and never the present. I would imagine a better life in some vague future where I had accomplished my dreams, and one of my dreams was to become friends with the youtubers I watched. Even nowadays, I sometimes still want that.

I have gotten about all of these things recently. I'm reading books again. I'm starting to talk to people more often (only online, though. Touching grass is scary. There are BUGS!).

I think Tumblr has been a good influence on me these past few months. It's relatively healthier and less toxic when compared to the social media sites I have used in the past. It's mainly text-based like Twitter, meaning it has a low barrier of entry. However, unlike Twitter, it doesn't have a 280-character limit, meaning I can write out my thoughts in full without having to make a thread. It also feels easier to get people to see my posts. Prior to my blog being labeled as spam because of a glitch, if I posted in popular tags, my posts would get a handful of notes. All in all, this site has been better for me than others of its kind.

Yeah, I have sunken so deep into the depths of social media brainpoisoning that frequenting a different app is an improvement for me. I see posts about touching grass and getting hobbies that involve consuming media all the time, and I am over here wishing I had the willpower to watch a movie.

[zenon-karr]

And then on top of this they tried to ruin his rep. His fam had to contact anon on twitter who said about this revelation in 2021 and how they felt like they were gonna try and ruin his reputation (similar to Amanda bynes) so they contacted people online to expose the story before he was officially testifying. So this account posted about it before it was officially known he was testifying he’s the victim. People knew there was a victim just not the identity and this person told ahead of time bc his family contacted. Imagine having to go to some account on twitter or something to expose this bc someone is gonna ruin your rep for saying your story 😡 Nickelodeon is trash. And Disney too for hiring him too after to work with the suite life of Zack and Cody.

Drake and Josh is one of my favorite TV shows and Drake was my favorite and just seeing him coming forward with the abuse he suffered is so heartbreaking. Every single person who wrote letters to defend his abuser is heartless.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Natasha, teaching Wanda how to drive: Are you familiar with the gearshift?

Wanda: Uh, you mean the prndl?

Natasha, sighs: The what?

Wanda: The prndl.

Natasha: ... are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?

Wanda: I'm not an idiot, Natasha. I know how to spell prndl.

(Bonus)

Y/N, in the backseat: *Slowly pulls on an extra seatbelt*