#sugar shocks

[iaf]

Nothing to add. Just wanted yall to look at them.

[overactiveimaginationhere]

When the energon cloud enveloped the mall, one of the peppermint Lollypops in the mall's sprinkles sweets shop was brought to life as lolly mints. She's always talking back to the other botbots in the sugar shocks, but when she can't think of a comeback she uses her icy breath to freeze them in a frosty mint block

[themcomicsofficial]

Transformers: BotBots Season 2

S2 EP 14--"Backup"

WEST COAST CITY--1984

Trevors and his pregnant wife are walking around the sunny beaches of the city, a kid who is riding a bike passes next to them, a little girl running as her mother follows her, a fat old man is walking his dog passes them.

"So, do you think I'm ready for this Charlotte?"

"Trevors, we've had this conversation before, we've decided on this, we've decided we can be good parents to our child."

"I don't think I'm ready yet…"

"What makes you say that?"

"You know I've been through the war a lot, especially through out the East coast…and my experience was so painful to look at, my dad--my dad was always so hard on me to join in, forcing me to wear these soldier clothes and fight my way through booty traps and surprise attacks from our enemy. I just scared if I pressure the kid just like how like my dad did…"

"Oh come on! The war's over! Not if your Russian or maybe but still that's all in the past! I think you'll make a good role model to our child! He won't turn into a jerk face war veteran, or an agent of the Soviet Union or whatever that these weirdos say, besides. Don't like this bother you it's not like something might pop out of nowhere and destroy everything we worked so hard on!"

"Yeah…I guess you're it…maybe this little one will enjoy how good we are as parents!"

Trevor gently feels Charlotte's pregnant stomach.

A couple of anonymous cars roll through the stop light as they cross the road.

DOWNTOWN

"Anyway, when the doctor says when she or he's due?"

"Next week."

"Okay, then."

Trevors anxiously moves as Charlotte puts a hand on his shoulder.

"You're going to do great, trust me."

Trevors smiles and ends quickly as he hears a military jet fly over.

"The Air Force?"

The jet soars throughout the city below the sky and across the city.

"Do planes fly like that, sweetie?"

The jet continues to zoom through the city as it transforms to a Decepticon as he unloads missiles as they explode at buildings making everyone run away in fear making Trevors and Charlotte cover from the tiny debris falling all over them in a midst of a battle.

"Is this terrorist attack?"

"Are the Chinese involved with it?"

"I don't know but we have to get out of here!--C'mon!"

Trevors grabs Charlotte's hand as they run away from the battle as missiles fly over, explosions appear all of over, cars transform into robots and fight their opponents, cars and trucks fly over, falling over near Trevors and Charlotte, Charlotte gets her shoe stuck on a crack.

"I'm stuck!"

"HOLD ON!"

Trevors tries to pull her out as he sees Thundercracker blast missiles as they fly over in their direction as Trevors pulls out Charlotte at the right time as the missiles crash and explode.

CUT TO BLACK

Trevors (POV) wakes up from being unconscious and looks around at the aftermath of the attack, buildings destroyed, fire all over, vehicles pile up, citizens crying, panicking in fear for their loved ones, dead or alive.

"Charlotte? Charlotte? W-where are you? C--"

Trevors feels pain as he looks toward his left as his arm is caught on a giant piece of stone which belonged to a small building.

"Charlotte, please no…"

Trevors notices a crimson heel on the ground which belonged to his wife.

"CHARLOTTE, (breaking up), CHARLOTTE, CHARLOTTE, N-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENIN-N-N-NG!"

"Are there any more survivors?"

"Yes there is, Optimus we spotted some buried into rubble."

"Make sure to get any survivors as soon as possible, make haste."

Trevor eyes Optimus Prime at soldiers

FADE IN--SECTOR 7--40 YEARS LATER

Trevors, now a commender with an determined look as he walks toward the conference room as Agent Wagner comes to his path.

"Commender Trevors."

"Report…"

"One of the Decepticons, Starscream visited us and ignored our treaty for their assault on different species."

"Typical of them…what else?"

"That security guard--he's still here…"

Trevor groans

"What is he squabbling about now?"

"The little robots…"

"AGAIN?"

"I'm afraid yes, sir…"

"Why did you bring this moron even in here? He keeps yapping about these "small robots" in a mall. I've seen these people more on a mental asylum than evidence you found!"

"He did leave a message on my phone…"

"Oh, is that all?! Well figure it out on your own! The more I think of robots the more I displace and loathe them for causing destruction to life! So, you are figuring this out on your own…I cannot fathom to join a conversation on robots like we're dealing with a never-ending conflict between two war criminals and their lackies!"

"Actually, the Autobots are the good ones…"

"THERE. ARE. NO GOOD ONES!! Their never were…not even what they did…"

Trevor shows his robotic left arm…

"You should know better now…DISMISSED."

Trevor marches away with other agents leaving Agent Wagner behind.

We cut to:

SHELTER

Lady Macaron, Lolly Licks, Frostferatu, Batsby, Dinger, Sprinkleberry D'uhnut, Fottle Barts, Fomo, and Game Over are figuring out what should they do at this situation.

"Alrighty, then BotBots we're dealing with a issue at hand, some evil, deranged robots invaded our mall, our home, right now is being destroyed right before so--sniff anyone got ideas?"

"BotBots?"

"No, Sprinkleberry we can't do that."

"BotBots."

"No…"

"BotBots."

"WE CAN'T DO THAT EITHER!"

"BotBots."

"Okay, now you're join doing this for attention!"

"Um…I got something, Lady Macaron!

"Alrighty, then Game Over show me!"

"Okay, here's this!"

SKETCHY DRAWING DAYDREAM

"We sneak behind those evil bots with some food that was left at the Food Court and lure them in as they fall into a huge pit!"

"Uh, question!"

Lolly Lick's hand cuts through the sketchy drawing daydream.

"How can we find a huge pit around here?"

"Okay, far point!"

"Besides, I got an idea that is like so better than yours!

MANGA DAYDREAM

"We like carry some candy from our stolen home and we woo them in, in a totes, buffett as they eat like pigs, ew! We blast them with some rainbow beams!"

"What a minute, rainbow lasers?? Where are you gettin' these ideas?"

MANGA DAYDREAM END

"UGH! It's like, none of your business, I sometimes--sneak in one of those Japanese manga to the candy store sometimes…"

"Okay, anyone have better ideas…"

"OH, OH! I got one!":

"Alright, then show me!"

DINGER'S DAYDREAM

"Okay, so I lead the entire team into trying not to be seen! Then I call out the power of the almighty gods to bring me an awesome, indestructible bat to slay some beasts in our way!"

"Dinger…"

Lady Macaron pinches her nose in annoyance.

"THEN IT SLAY THE BEAST!"

Dinger (daydream) bonks Laserbeak in a cartoonish, rubber hose fashion

"Are you even explaining anything!"

"I SLAY THE BEASTS WITHIN!"

Daydream Dinger bonks Laserbeak, Ravange, Rumble, and Frenzy, and Ratbat in rubber hose fashion.

DAYDREAM END

Dinger cheers as the others are uninterested as Lady Macaron facepalms.

"Well, we've lost all hope…we're out of ideas…"

Lady Macaron leaves as Lolly Licks follows through

SHELTER--PIPE SECTION

"L.M., L.M! You okay?"

"No, no I'm not alright it's just these evil robots took our home from us! This whole mess is just GROSS! It's dirty, it's messy and crawling of disgusting bugs!"

A droplet of sewer water drops on Lady Macaron's shoulder as she grunts in disgust.

"It's just sick and I'm worried about my friends--especially, Bonz-Eye…"

"Oh yeah, you two are like close to each other, you often invite her to our store--before it got took over by some rancid robots…"

"I understand that, it's her I'm worried about…I really hope she's safe…If something bad happens to her OH! I wish I could smack them with a hammer by now!"

Lolly Licks ponders to herself.

"Hey, Macaron, why do you always bring Bonz-Eye over?"

"W-what do you mean?"

"I often see you hang out with her all the time and sometimes you much you care for her so much and--and--"

Lolly Licks stops and smiles smugly

"Okay, okay I know what you're thinking in your head by now, it is not true!"

Lolly Licks continues to smile and puts her hands on her hips.

"I'm warning you, it's not true!"

Lady Macaron blushes

"You're in love with Bonz-Eye aren't ya?"

Lady Macaron shakes.

"OKAY, OKAY MAYBE I DO! But you got to understand she didn't have a squad to join in! I had to make her feel like home! Sure, she may be attractive when she is doing your meditation but still I don't actually, love, love her--"

"YO, LOLLY LICKS, LADY MACARON!"

Lolly Licks and Lady Macaron see Dinger and Batsby enter

"Think we've found a plan!"

"You did?"

"We sure did! Trust us, it's gonna be good!"

WE RETURN TO:

SECTOR 7--TREVORS' OFFICE.

Trevors is looking at the moon with a stern look.

"Commender Trevors that mall guard is here right now."

"Bring him in…"

An intern opens the door as Dave enters.

"So, you're that mall guard, Wagner has been bragging about…"

"Y-yeah that's me, I'm Dave! The mall guard! That's me! (nervous chuckle)"

"Cut the funny business, already…"

"Sorry…"

"So, Dave, do you know why I called you here? And why you are for?"

"Well, ya see…a couple of weeks or month ago, I sent a message to your government agency about these "little robots" I found around my mall and I guess you know that story--"

"I've already know…in fact everyone knows…"

"Oh! So, you know more! Guess I told my story more on the rest of these folks around here but I guess I should've kept my mouth closed…"

"Dave, I want to tell you something I want to make you understand--ever heard of occupation?"

"Uh, no…"

"Do you think that people from another world coming to ours, believing that is theirs? Even though it's not…"

"Uh, where are you getting this from?"

"Lots of things…have you been following the Autobot-Decepticon conflict?"

"Uh…no…"

"Let me knock some sense into you…Forty years ago scientists and researchers found two spaceships on the desert where it belonged to two different armies, the Autobots and the Decepticons, they were from a planet called 'Cybertron' which was engulfed in war so two parties had to escape and they both crash landed during the Stone Age--then in 1984 the two species awoke and brought their war here. Since then, they have never stopped fighting for the same goal--"

"To eat bolts and drink oil?"

"NO YOU IDIOT! Their planet's legacy…"

"Since their planet, Cybertron was deserted over from their lack of substance, Energon and their rival, Megatron became a dictator after overthrowing his planet's democracy into his own version which leading his opponent, Optimus Prime fighting for autonomy of every species--yet, I don't see that way…"

"What, you don't like freedom?"

"Oh I care about freedom! That's why I love serving my country! It's them I have a big issue with…Do you have family, Mister Dave?"

"Uh, yeah…I live with my mom and she's kind of mean to me. She would often make fun of my goals of doing things outside of my shift as mall guard…"

"Well, I had someone. Someone who was important in my life, someone who said I was prepared to go further in my life, someone who was taken from me…"

Trevors gets a old picture of him and his wife, Charlotte pregnant from 1984

"This is why I have a huge issue with these…robots…every year they fight more and more people die, the more lives taken, the more I loathe them more.

"I mean accidents happen, right?"

"'An accident?"" Do Accidents cause two sides have more blood on their hands?? And do 'accidents' cause you relive the same nightmare, over and over again? Since did accidents lose everything you had prepared in our life, RIPPED AWAY FROM YOU!"

Trevors showcases his robotic arm.

"LOOK ON WHAT THEY DID TO ME!"

"Whoa-ho! That's some arm! Very high-tech!"

"It's a scar on what they give me…I was supposed to have a family, but instead of having one, I'm stuck here evidencing photos, and theories on what vehicle and jet is a Cybertronian instead of spending time with a child which I will never have…"

"Well, you have friends here they're sort of bit of your famil--"

"Get out…"

"Bag your pardon?"

"Get out of my office, now…"

"Uh…should I talk about the little robots?--"

"GET OUT!!!"

Trevors slams his robot arm on his deck making it snap in half making Dave run in fear.

Trevors looks back in rage at the moon.

WE RETURN TO:

DECIMATED MALL

Laserbeak is examining Micro-Masters from fearsome, deranged looking, and twisted, and brutal.

"Picking something, Laserbeak?"

"I sure am, Sonar…I sure am…"

"The new recruit is doing splendid, Laserbeak maybe we should give him a chance…"

"He's kind of in the way of other ones, who need to showcase their strength…"

"Now, Laserbeak you seem to reuse the same soldiers we have here…doesn't it seem to get boring after a while?"

"It is not boring how I make them patrol around missions, but if we need more muscle to expand our defense if those downgrades appear, especially the burger robot…"

"You do love tearing him apart mercilessly, I could've love the look on his face when you beated him up good. (laughs) I could imagine it now."

"Save the comedy for later, Sonar…for right now, we got other things to do--these little scraplets are still running around this mall. If we don't decimate them soon, lord Megatron will have our head's more than Mercenary's slacking off!"

"Speaking of which, how is Mercenary?"

"What? Do I look like I care? His status is mostly slacking off and doing nothing and behaving like a human teenager! I could care less if our master, Megatron scraps him due to his lower rankings! He has no idea why he picked this to live his life! It irritates me to no end!"

"Pardon me, Laserbeak? Remember you were looking for strong warrior?"

Laserbeak tilts his head in confusion as giant boar like Micro-Master walks toward him, drooling all over, and growling.

"His name is a Lobe-Off, he is considered the most deadliest of the bunch, they all say he brutality murdered an entire human family with his club."

Laserbeak sees his club with dried blood with spikes.

"Hmm…will he do good?"

"Oh, he will, but you'll need to bring in the new recruit with him as well…"

"Oh, I sure will, I sure will��"

MEANWHILE…

Lady Macaron, Lolly Licks, Batsby, and Dinger walk through the damaged mall as they see the depressing scenes, stores destroyed, windows damaged, the fountain which was once there, which there's a pile of debris, and pieces from the Food Court, graffiti all over the place.

"Like, they totally totaled the place…(gasps) OMG! Our candy store!"

The Sugar Shocks see their home destroyed and damaged, candy on the ground, their car, the SugarSonic Speester crushed from debris still on fire.

"OH! Like our car!!"

Lady Macaron walks through the decimated candy store as she sees the macaron section with every macaron on the floor with tiny bugs all over them, she looks around the destroyed area as she steps on a cracked lollypop as she looks up and around their destroyed home, behind her a silhouette of Lobe-Off appears behind her and growls as he slowly raises up his club.

"(gasps) LADY MACARON!"

All four bots yelled for her attention. Lady Macaron looks back as Lobe-Off roars as he brings down his club as Lady Macaron speeds out of the way at the right time as he slams down his club, making a crater, growling.

"WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING???"

"I don't know! It seems pretty angry!"

Dinger and Batsby see the monstrous Lobe-Off growling at them, furiously as he charges toward the bots as they dodges as he crashes into a wall, dust clears Lobe-Off looks up and sees the bots in his murderous eyes and charges at them again.

"OVER HERE!!!"

Dinger, Batsby, and Lolly Licks run as Lobe-Off slams through another wall.

"ARGH! LIKE, I'M SO TERRIFIED!!! OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY, GOSH!!--"

Batsby slaps Lolly Licks

"Get a hold of yourself, Licks! We're all in a situation we're dealing with!!!"

Lobe-Off roars offscreen.

"Okay, so maybe my plan wasn't thought out well!"

"NOT THOUGHT OUT WELL, HUH?!"

CUTAWAY

"Tip toe, tip toe, tip toe, tip toe, tip toe, tip toe--STOP!"

A small cockroach scuttles away.

CUTAWAY END

"Okay, cannot agree on that more…"

Lobe-Off finds them and roars and charges as they run away. Lobe-Off slams his club constantly as they run away in fear but Lolly Licks trips as Lady Macaron looks back in shock as Lolly Licks falls on the ground.

"Oh…(gasps)"

Lobe-Off growls as drool leaves his mouth as a predator finally finding its prey. Lolly Licks looks up, frozen in fear as he roars at her as she screams in fear.

"GET AWAY!!"

Lobe-Off charges at Lolly Licks, ready to strike her. Lady Macaron sees her friend, her eyes glow fuchsia as a circle appear behind her as a giant pink hammer appears in front of Lady Macaron and grabs it and readies herself toward Lobe-Off…

"Leave my friends alone, imbecile…"

Lobe-Off growls in anger as he charges toward Lady Macaron.

Lady Macaron swings her newfound hammer as she clashes with Lobe-Off's clubs as Lolly Licks runs away to safety. Lobe-Off roars irately and charges toward her, Lady Macaron swirls her hammer as she swings it as she brings up the hammer to Lobe-Off as he gets flown off and tumbles on the ground.

Lady Macaron walks toward him with her new weapon as Lobe-Off stands up and roars and charges toward her. Lady Macaron spins her hammer as three colors appear from the sides, sky blue, indigo, and mint green, as it goes to sky blue. Lady Macaron yells and slams down the hammer as ice appears from the ground. Freezing his club, making it crack, as it ultimately gets destroyed, making Lobe-Off furious.

"FREEZE FIRE!!"

Lady Macaron's hammer turns indigo and slams down as indigo flames engulf him, making Lobe-Off roar in pain.

"SWEET FLAME!"

The fire puts itself out

Lady Macaron smirks as the hammer's side glows mint green as she slams down as a taffy like goo pops out of the ground. As it gulfs Lobe-Off as the goo tangles him and put him on the ground. Lady Macaron brings up her hammer and slams down Lobe-Off as his entire body explodes from the impact.

"Have some dessert…"

Transformers is owned by Hasbro and Takara Tomy.

[juricel]

Headcanon request for Beast Cookies x reader who gets convinced by them to join them so he won't have to suffer the pain of their life and had became an entity so they will be together with them forever?

a/n: I didn't include silent salt, for this is heavily centered around their character, and they have yet come out, I hope you don't mind but then again, I have stated it before that I do not write for them.

— mystic flour cookie x reader, burning spice cookie x reader, shadow milk cookie x reader, eternal sugar cookie x reader.

໒꒰՞ ܸ. .ܸ՞꒱ა ۪ ׂ CONTENT WARNING: themes of nihilism as per usual mystic flour cookie, emotional despair, existential dread, self-harm imagery, manipulation, love bombing, coercion, and potential ooc.

pointless. MYSTIC FLOUR COOKIE could not comprehend the rationality of your persistence—your endless prattling, your stubborn resolve; it was all for naught, a futile exertion in the face of the inevitable. did you not understand? all of it would fade—irrelevant, unnoticed, as if it had never been. there would be no mark upon history, no legacy to preserve the fight. every effort, every defiance, would dissolve into nothingness. and yet, still, you fought. why? the path to salvation lay not in this endless struggle, but in surrender. take her hand, and step into the void, where all things had long since ceased, and in that stillness, grace would bestow eternal peace.

no matter how fiercely cookies flourish, how far they reach, how deeply they love, it all drifts to dust—soft and weightless, like flour borne on the wind. the cycle endures: rise, fall, forget. she cannot unmake it, cannot wipe the slate clean. but she can offer something else. not erasure, no—eternity. come with her, step beyond the world’s decay, and become untouchable. transcend, not vanish. remain, always.

oh, you poor little crumpled cherub! look at you—covered in your own crimson jam, eyes like broken glass, heart swollen with pain and heavy with sorrow. if you persist—if you drag those feet another inch along the jagged path—you shall diverge irreparably from that divine avenue, the gilded promenade of happiness! no, no, no. that would be a blasphemy—a sacrilege against delight itself! ETERNAL SUGAR COOKIE cannot—will not—permit such a tragic misfolding of fate. you were meant to glisten, not to grieve.

come, won’t you, to her garden? that clandestine eden where sorrow dares not tread, where even the ghosts hush their moans and the air shimmers with a perfume too ancient to name. you shall not be alone there—no, never alone. if a tear escapes your eye, the vines will lean in and weep with you, green tendrils coiling gently, whispering leaf-lullabies. if your soul is fractured, fret not—the garden, with its blooms and murmuring roots, will stitch it whole with the deftness of an old dream. ah, but if you hesitate, if some last flicker of will resists—fear not. she will find a way. she always finds a way. you see, she adores the broken ones, the little cookies crumbling at the edges. so tired, so terribly tired—tormented by those gnawing, spidery thoughts. let her help. let her hush them. let her do the thinking for you. why strain, sweet wafer of woe, when she can cradle you forever in petals and shadow, in silk and silence?

hope; a pitiful paper crown worn by the naïve, the desperate, the deluded. a banquet of baloney, stuffed with saccharine dreams and stale promises, paraded about as if it were virtue incarnate. rubbish—glittered, gift-wrapped, and passed down like heirloom poison from one wide-eyed generation to the next. a trick of the psyche. a sparkling hallucination meant to distract from the gnashing teeth just beyond the velvet proscenium. and the world? oh, don’t make him laugh. the world is no stage—it is a pitiless cabaret, a carnival of grotesques. the curtains are stitched from flayed dreams, the spotlights are slow-burning gas fires. every act ends in collapse, every round of applause is but a dirge. the audience has long since abandoned their seats, but the performers—poor, wretched things—still stagger through their routines. mouthing the words. hitting their marks. bleeding on cue. and you—you dear, fluttering marionette—you still believe! you still prattle! still tie ribbons around your grief and call it poetry. still sing lullabies to your pain, mistaking it for a wounded bird rather than the vulture it truly is. you cling to hope like a drunk to his last coin, spinning it in the gutter and whispering, “maybe this time.” ah, such dainty noise—like spoons chiming in a dollhouse—will perish, in time. it must. the fools, ever enamored with their toybox paradise, will cradle it like something sacred, mistaking the humdrum balm of ignorance for grace. but fret not, fret not! his sweet little dear, do not despair—applaud, even! for SHADOW MILK COOKIE has not just one, but many dazzling entrances prepared for you. each one a doorway, each one a revelation. not with force—how vulgar—but with flair, with wonder! so come, his darling—step through the curtain, shed your skin of sorrow, and be reborn in the only truth that matters: to be his.

cookies. they rose, they cracked, they rose again, and cracked. same old story. he’d seen it too many times—dough stretching like blind roots toward some fake sun, puffing up with hot little dreams, then sinking, splitting, crumbling into nothing. always the same end. always that brittle, pathetic hope. there was something sickly sweet about it all, like a smile left out too long. the cycle droned on, dull as dust and just as stubborn. life, with its sugar-coated promises, never gave him anything new—just the same tired tune, the same broken record, spinning in the dark. he’d tried to fix it, patch the cracks, hold the thing together with floury hands and good intentions. useless. it always fell apart. everything. even the trying. in the end, he searched and strained and still found nothing that fit, nothing that stayed—until you. you were the only thing that didn’t flicker out, the only one he could hold onto without bracing for the break. the one thing he could care for without fear of it crumbling. the one thing that didn’t wilt. and BURNING SPICE COOKIE intends to keep it till the end.

those pathetic cookies—faint, crumbly grotesques of valor—cracked and disintegrated at the mere suggestion of his axe. not a whisper of resistance, not a flicker of defiance. they vanished like brittle dreams at daybreak, a thwart species... you mustn’t consort with such ornamental failures; their loyalty is as shallow as the sugar crust they flake beneath. you ought, instead, to come to him—yes, you, as though drawn by some perfumed gravity stitched into the hem of dusk—for he alone knows what is deserved for you.

a/n: it's me and my dearest em dash (including my extremely complicated imagery) against the world, also isn't it obvious I struggled with shadow milk cookie's part?

[elder-charles]

Any thoughts on the leaked art by RS. Cause I'm really shocked, not enraged or disgusted or anything like that. Just shocked. Also this isn't canon, I just felt the need to say that. source <---

[faxaway]

💗 your art style is like a warm homemade cookie 🍪

anon! my love! that may be among the kindest things I've ever been told. thank you!!!!

nines' cookies are warm and homemade, but complimenting his baking prowess any further would be dishonest. he did make them just for you, though. just pretend to chew

[ping-ski]

Self indulgent thingy,,, ahuhuhu Ping i need him

OH MY GOD TUMBLR USER ALYNWRENCH ART IN *MY* INBOX I MIGHT FAINT?? no but srsly ALYN. ALYNNN. AAA im kind of obsessed with how you drew sugar clip here <33 oooo he's so sneaky (not) and will spoil you whenever possible!!! also hello the self-insert serving absolute CUNT (i mean that in the most gender neutral way) /pos

[bluegarners]

soccer mom bruce wayne except its batman driving like crazy all across gotham bc he and dick have plans to do patrol as soon as dick is out of school, but first he has to go talk to gordon about a tip gcpd got last night, and then he has to go check on a recorder he hid in an area known for black mask associates to linger, and then when he picks dick up, they have to go back to the manor bc bruce forgot to bring electrolytes and snacks with him, so alfred is running to the car to hand them off through the window and dick is still adjusting his mask, and that's when bruce realizes dick isn't wearing his knee pads even though he knows they're going to be jumping off a lot of rooftops tonight so they have to take another minute to find dick's knee pads while he chugs a gatorade, and then finally they peel out of the cave and do patrol and bruce sits very heavily on the edge of a building while he watches dick jeer at a couple crooks with his blue stained mouth

[king-crawler]

i think way too much about this movie.

anyways the announcer has more energy while saying the names of royal racers COUGH COUGH KING CANDY FORGOT TO REMOVE VANELLOPE'S

It’s like this video but the opposite .

[callmesel]

I just remembered that someone had a headcanon about the Weasleys thinking that Percy was Narcissa Malfoy's sugar baby because they were friendly and Narcissa didn't stop sending him gifts and letter about him moving in with her so they could see each other more often.

[queer-whatchamacallit]

@ochrogasting has been making some awesome trans woman Carms, and I fell headfirst into obsession

[jascurka]

kogel-mogel 2 days in a row, hello diabetes

[themcomicsofficial]

Transformers: BotBots Season 2

S2 EP 11: FILLER EPISODE--The Sugar Shocks Talent Show Spectacular!

LOST & FOUND

Burgertron ponders left and right about their latest failure to go to the Ice Cream-a-palooza

"Aw...Don't be upset, sir! There's always next time!"

"I don't think there be a next time! It only comes like once a year! This was our chance of partaking in it!"

"Well, we had to save Frostferatu from being eaten alive from the mall guard...but OH NO you said the Sugar Shocks would do it! But they were too busy with their thing!"

"Okay, I cannot argue with that..."

Burgertron who agreed on Bonz-Eye's criticism

"But what can we do! I mean yeah it's been a month since we broke the sacred rule but we got to something better to make us enter our perspective squads! What recent goals we have accomplished recently?"

"Um..."

MONTAGE

Clogstopper balances a mop which he incidentally spills on the Custodial Crew, washing them away

Kikmee punches on the punching bag with 24K-Bit and hits hard.

"YEAH!" The bag pulls back as it hits Kikmee launching her through the arcade window

"CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!!"

Ulf the Orange, a pencil bot, and a scissor bot, Chitter Click, Fomo, and Lolly Lick cheer on Batsby and Dinger chugging down energon on water bottles--until Kikmee launches toward Batsby's water bottle, shoving it down her throat, choking on it.

"YEAH! I WON BABY!!"

"Behold I am, Dracu-bot!"

"No, no, no my dearest Burgertron! Be pizzazz! Like me!"

"MUH-HAHAHAHA!!"

"Muh-hahaha...?"

"No, I AM FROSTFERATU! THE SUGARY NOCTURNE CUPCAKE OF THE NIGHT! HAHAHA!"

"Nope, not feeling it..."

A piece of broken wood hits Burgertron as he lands on the ground.

"DAH-HAH!"

"Sorry, sorry! I was calming down from my stress..."

Frostferatu looks at Bonz-Eye with a confused look.

FLASH FORWARD

"So, all plans failed?"

The Lost Bots give regretful looks to Burgertron.

"Brilliant..."

Burgertron slumps down on his cubby.

"We can't just keep on failing all the time. We have to do better! We can't just screw up 24/7, you know if we went offline tomorrow what will be the one thing we'll remembered for?"

"Um...A couple of outcasts who make everyone's lives worse?"

"NOT HELPING KIKMEE!!"

"C'mon, Burgertron don't try lose hope right now! There's some things around here to do better I mean it's not something might pop out of nowhere!"

Frosteratu fades in behind Kikmee.

"GREETINGS!"

The Lost Bots jump in fear.

"IT IS I, FROSTERATU! THE CUPCAKE OF THE NIGHT! THE SHADOW OF THE FROSTINGS! HERE, TO BRING YOU AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE!"

"Oh, hey Frosty..."

"What? What? You're not impressed from my flashy entrances?"

"No...You always pop out of nowhere since we rescued you!"

"Now, my dearest Bonz-Eye! You know I'm the Sugar Shocks most popular member! And the flashiest!"

Frosteratu's sharp tooth shines and winks as Bonz-Eye rolls her eyes.

"So, uh what do you got for us, Frosty?"

"Simple, my dearest Burgertron!--

Frostferatu doops his nose

The Sugar Shocks are hosting a special talent show and who gets to the big winner, the winner gets a candy based trophy!

"COMPETITION! I'M IN!"

"What?"

All the Lost Bots said

"ALRIGHTY, THEN! Just sign here!"

"Burgertron, wait--"

Burgertron turns a deaf ear toward Dimlit and signs it anyway!

"Great! When do we start?"

"NEXT WEEK, MY BURGER FRIEND!"

"Great!"

"Burgertron..." Bonz-Eye as she pitches her top nose in annoyance...

"That's all I have! BAT-FORM ACTIVATE!"

Frostferatu leaps up but falls

"I'll--I'll just go..."

Frostferatu leaves and closes the door

"Burgertron! What was that for?"

"What? You guys said you want to improve yourselves!"

"Yeah, but not like this! We don't have enough talent to be in that talent show--the only thing that comes to talent is Clogstopper's hand puppet performances!"

"*As Clogstopper's hand puppet* HEY AT LEAST I TELL MY STORIES OF THE JOURNEY OF THE SEWER SYSTEM! IT HAS A RAT KING!"

"Okay, I know you four are very annoyed about this--believe me! This can be goal of our squad's bringing us in! Think about it! Us, in that stage. People loving us, and cheering for us!

FADE IN: A SKETCHY DAYDREAM!

"*Burgertron's voiceover* Bots cheering for us, celebrating our victory and bringing us home! Treating us like heroes, fame, fortune!"

Sketchy versions of Burgertron, Dimlit, Kikmee, Clogstopper, and Bonz-Eye are being praised by a sketchy versions of the BotBots.

"*Burgertron imitating Ulf* So, Burgie! You are so handsome! I love you so much, my Burgie-poo! *Burgertron imitating Spud Muffin* Yo, bro! I never should've kicked ya out! Welcome come back to the Hunger Hubs!--

FADE OUT--LOST AND FOUND

you are so awesome and cool than me!"

Burgertron blinks dumbfounded.

"Anyway, this is will be great not only for me, but for you guys--but mostly me!"

"I don't know..."

"C'mon, Kikmee--wouldn't be great to be on the Jock Squad!"

Kikmee gives a big smile.

"I'M IN, I'M IN!"

Kikmee's eyes sparkle in joy.

"Then it's settled...C'MON LOST BOTS!"

The other four follow Burgertron but Bonz-Eye gives a considered look.

SUAGR SHOCKS STAGE

"Alright, alright a little to the left! Good, good...um...good, good...perfect!"

Lady Macaron gives thumbs up to Wishy Waffley

"OMG! This talent show it's gonna SO incredible!"

"Of course, my friend, Lolly Licks! We're going to see how many marvelous moments in this event! Oh, thank you, Frosteratu!"

"Let's see here, hmm-yes, yes, yes, yes...Burgertron?"

"Wait, Burgertron, like the dork who broke the sacred rule a one month ago? Why is HE in that list?"

"I know! I mean he wrote his name all over the list! He's got bad penmanship if you ask me!"

"UGH! Why do we even bother? Let's disqualify them before we get this show on the road!"

"Wait a second, this is our first show with them, sure they are losers that no one likes but we should give them a chance for once..."

""ONCE?" Like, for your information, L.M. They're bunch of freaks who do not know what to do with themselves they always find a way to mess up our lives! I mean--like, they are a bunch of weirdos! Including that plunger guy with his hand puppet who tells about--*grunts in disgust* TOLIET STORIES, *grunts* so, why would we ask them to be in this show?"

"Okay I agree with you 100% of those Lost Bots who are--well weirdos...but maybe..."

"OH NO, OH NO You're not saying what you are going to say..."

"We'll give them a chance..."

"UGH!!! THIS IS LIKE TOTALLY HARSH MY MADDOW!!

"It'll be just this once!"

"Oh yeah, remember a week ago?"

WEEK AGO

Lady Macaron blows and inflates a massive bubblegum bubble as expands and grows with the Sugar Shocks cheer her on as Lolly Licks holds up a ruler until Kikmee in her soccer ball form lands on it, exploding gum goo all over Lady Macaron, leaving her irritated.

"Sorry, that was kind of cool..."

SUGAR SHOCKS STAGE

"So, there is no way of letting those losers in!"

"Maybe, maybe not..."

LOST AND FOUND: ONE WEEK LATER

The Lost Bots are getting dressed up for the Talent Show, Bonz-Eye has a concerned look.

"What's on your mind, Bonz-Eye?"

"It's something about Burgertron's plan..."

"What about it?"

"It's just like this, Kikmee--it's just this ONE moment that we bring out a plan and then PBBT! It crashes down in a forrest fire! I mean don't get me wrong, we've been out of the Lost & Found for one month by now and I loved how Burgertron showed us the rest of the mall--yet, some of the other Bots still don't seem to be impress us..."

"You mean deep-seething rage against us cause we broke the--"

"*Bonz-Eye and Kikmee* The sacred rule of the mall"

"I get that--but it's more than that, it's Burgertron I'm worried about. He's best friend and the love of his life both outed him and trying desperately win back their trust--it's almost seems he's destroying himself..."

"Well, I wouldn't say that...you saved him and Frostferatu in the vending machine!"

"That's not the point! The point is that us entering this talent show could be a breaking point for him..."

"Like we've seen Burgertron cry before, right?"

"Uh...I wouldn't say that..."

TV ROOM

"WHY ANNABELLE??? WHY ANNABELLE DID YOU BREAK UP WITH HIM?? WH-H-H-H-H-H-H-HY???"

Burgertron tears like a water fountain spraying all over Clogstopper and Bonz-Eye...

LOST AND FOUND

"Okay, maybe that one time...but still I don't really think this will be good for this self-esteem."

"Oh, quit you're worrying too much, Bonz-Eye he knows he wants us to be--hey! If we succeeded maybe our squads will accept us in!"

"I'm not too sure, Kikmee..."

"Oh, just have some fun, Bonz-Eye! It's not nothing can go wrong!"

SUGAR SHOCKS TALENT SHOW

Every squad in the mall who doing their talent skills from the Gamer Geeks, Jock Squads, to the especially Hunger Hubs.

Lady Macaron and Lolly Licks are the judges as they are bored and uninterested.

"Like, why are these squads are such lame-os...I would've sticked myself on to icky garbage then seeing this!"

"Patience, Lolly Licks...even though the girl bots are pretty themselves and also gorgeous!"

Dark Orange, Light Orange, White, Pink, Dark Pink lights loom over Lady Macaron from the stage

"Okay, anyway...I'm going to hang out with other Sugar Shocks...Ciao!"

Lolly Licks leaves the arousing Lady Macaron thinking about girl bots.

BACKSTAGE

Burgertron, Dimlit, Clogstopper, Kikmee, and Bonz-Eye huddle up and talk about the plan.

"Trust me, Lost Bots this will be great!"

"Can I interrupt you for a bit? You obviously CANNOT tell me with a straight face that setting off fireworks, while jumping above shark tanks, and fighting off a DINOSAUR while wearing a t-shirt that says 'BURGERTRON IS AWESOME' while playing an electric guitar is going to make the bots impressed?!"

Bonz-Eye showcasing the doodle from Burgertron

"What? It looked better on my head..."

"Tssh..."

Bonz-Eye as she rolled her eyes.

"Alright, Lost Bots this can be our last chance to be with our squads, so let's get out there and have fun!"

"Okay, next up, Burgertron and the Lost Bots!"

Lady Macaron sees Lolly Licks licking a lollipop.

"Are you licking a lollipop?"

"Yeah?"

"...You're a lollipop licking a lollipop!"

Lolly Licks stops and looks at the lollipop.

"I don't know what live is..."

"Alright, let er rip, Dimlit!"

Dimlit pulls down a curtain revealing to be a hoop, Clogstopper lifts up a ramp, Bonz-Eye and Kikmee lift up curves.

Burgertron revs up a toy motorcycle as he rev through the obstacle course, Lady Macaron and Lolly Licks give concern looks.

Burgertron skids through the turns as he reaches. Burgertron does a pose as he reaches the hoop. Which makes Lady Macaron and Lolly Licks impressed...

Untill--the toy motorcycle bumps on the loop, making Burgertron lose balance as he falls on the pool filled with wind-up toy sharks, as water spills over the stage, making it wet and him wet.

The BotBots jeer and laugh at Burgertron as he looks up, soaked and humiliated. He looks at his former squad mates--the Hunger Hubs look at him, disapproved as they leave.

LOST AND FOUND

"Are you decent?"

"Yeah, yeah...I'm fine..."

"I just want to know, if you want to be alone..."

"Yeah...yeah...I'm fine..."

Bonz-Eye comes down with Dimlit, Clogstopper, Kikmee

Burgertron, defeated and embarrassed looks down in guilt as one stream of a tear leaves his eye.

THE END

Transformers is owned by Takara Tomy.

[paranormeow7]

finally trying to like. watch the flipside bc I don’t have money for the game and honestly like? it didn’t kill my family and salt my crops or anything it was just a mid, weird game that came after absolute peak (the re up). I agree that the characters felt ooc but they felt like stupidly exaggerated versions of what they already were. like we all knew Jeffery was a freak. he was a self insert of SBN3 written so he could be weird to women. he took a photo of Nicole in her underwear and blackmailed her with it, shot up the school over his fetishes being exposed, etc. honestly the game just wasn’t as funny bc like. each game had these girls in miserable situations, they can technically both be “torture porn”. but flipside just wasn’t handled well LOL… the foot shit was nasty, especially considering they didn’t SHOW any of Nicole’s sex work when she did it in the first two games. the Taliban shit was nasty, felt especially weird considering current events and like. general racism. I don’t know like. I do agree that the game just kind of left a weird unresolved pit in my stomach instead of being cathartic and clever like the re-up. idk like I guess snb3 just wanted to alienate his fanbase who wanted fun yuri content? which yknow it worked!! but the game was never really all fun yuri content (even though I do love it). I don’t blame people for hating the flipside, I certainly don’t really like it, but like. again. it just feels like a middle finger kind of exaggeration of what the game Already Was. it was always edgy it just stopped being edgy in a relatable and fun way and just started being edgy in a “cmon man” kind of way. I already see people going through what Jecka went through every day, you’ve got to do more with it to make me want to see it. Re up made it funny, Flipside was just like “HEY SJWS. YOU WANTED A RELATABLE GAME FOR QUEER PUBLIC SCHOOL KIDS? FUCK YOU. IM SHOWING THIS TEENAGE GIRL GETTING SEX TRAFFICKED IN THE MIDDLE EAST. TAKE THAT LIBERALS”.

doesn’t matter tho sbn3 bullies autistic kids for fun and hates gay people so. fuck that guy lol. I fully support people taking back his characters bc how do you make a game that is so perfectly relatable to gay teen girls and then decide you hate gay teen girls like

[subsequentibis]

my toxic male trait is that when people say beer tastes gross i want to tell them to stop drinking IPAs and try something like a belgian blonde ale or a sour fruit beer or a nice porter

[sakura-cat-nightmare]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??? JUNG HOSEOK WHAT THE HELL ??? he's getting really freaky 😭🙏 the tour is doing things to him istg 😭