#suckas

[angelx1992]

[theborzoiarebackintown]

I just loaded up a bunch of pics from nationals to post over the next few days, so prepare your butts

[are-we-really-doing-this]

I have passed away

Ah well goddamnit. Sorry for your loss, I think. Is that appropriate? No idea. Yeah uh anyways my blog is officially better than y’all’s becauuuuuse it’s haunted. Whaddup. I got a ghost.

[tvkuimach]

Hell yeah I like my own posts and hell yeah I cringe at it a little, I’m my biggest fan AND my biggest hater all in one

[3dogbones]

HEY @freshlyepic remember that one time you “ur mom” joked me before bed? Welllllll….

I’M GETTING REVENGE!!!

I don’t even ship this but I’m making it since I’m ON MY VILLAIN ARC RAAAHHHHHHH

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO GET ABSOLUTELY TROLLED, SHLYEP??? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 😈😈😈��🔥🔥

[mawchops]

Redrew some characters from my flipnote era

[lookingformoondrop]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO WRITES FOR THE COFFIN OF ANDY AND LEYLEY!!!!! THANK YOU <33333

Gonna ask some relationship hc w leyley!! It could be yandere if you like (I mean she is one already but-yk)

Ashley Graves X gn!reader - Relationship Headcannons

TW: Ashley is manipulative, she's a red flag but I'm colorblind, everyone has a foul mouth, mentions of cheating and kissing, Ashley is very emotionally dependent.

♥︎ Notes: I thought about making Ashley a yandere, but then I reflected on what Anon said and thought... they're right, LOL. I'm always happy to supply content for TCOAAL, and I really appreciate everyone who takes the time to request! I hope these meet your expectations. <3♥︎

Ashley Graves is impulsive, stubborn, cleverly stupid, and a pain in the ass.

If I had to describe dating Ashley I'd say it's like riding a roller coaster but never knowing when it'll drop.

When you first met her, you were blinded by her beauty (her tits) and decided to walk up to her for a number.

She was flustered that someone was interested in her, sure she's had people walk up to her before, but it was because they were always more interested in her brother than her.

But once she realized you were in it for her, she never let you go again.

It started with frequent house visits. She'd sleep over without asking, and just like a stray-cat that cuddles up to you, you couldn't say no.

She'd try to cook you for you! Every morning where she aserted herself into your day, you'd wake up to the wonderful smell of burning shit. When you went to your kitchen with a loving fire extinguisher in your hands, you'd see she was cooking eggs and some unidentified meat.

You'd walk up behind her and kiss the nape of her neck, never telling her you're only doing this because her hair smells like cherries and if you don't you're pretty sure you'll pass out from the smoke.

"Y/N, why is there a fire extinguisher in your hands?"

"Early Christmas."

"Liar."

Dates were fun, too! Even though you'd organize the actual dates like eating out, going to amusement parsl, carnivals, and the like, her dates would be along the lines of staying at home and cuddling. You might call it boring, but to Ashley, a perfect date would be where you're both left alone with only eachother to give company.

No one, and I mean NO ONE, would be able to see her precious Y/N except her.

And not that you minded anyways, you enjoyed spending time with Ashley, even if half that time was her being exhausting.

Speaking of which, exhausting, you ask? How is little ol' Ashley exhausting?

Be it a nice co-worker, a pleasant stranger, a funny waiter, or even that woman who works at the deli that gives you that cheap vegan processed ham with bacon bits, Ashley hated the fact you even acknowledged them.

It often became her favorite topic to annoy you with.

While cuddling on the couch (iykyk), Ashley began to look at you with intense eyes. You knew what these eyes meant. It was a warning sign that she was about to ask you something that could potentially piss you off. Of course, she didn't care about that part, all you needed to know was she was going to ask and you'd better be honest.

"N/M, do you love me?"

"Sure I do, you're my girlfriend after all."

Ashley wrapped her arms around your neck a little tighter, "So then," her face darkened, "would you ever cheat on me?"

You sighed, this line of questioning was becoming less and less of the 'would you love me if I was a worm' deal and more of the 'whose that bitch you were talking to' deal.

"No, Ashley, I wouldn't. Why would you feel the need to ask me that?"

Ashley raised her head from your chest and opened her mouth, her final statement ready to fire,

"So then why do you still look at other people if you would never cheat?" Her eyes narrowed on you.

You groaned and rubbed your temples, "Jesus Ashley, now I can't even have simple eye contact with people?"

She blew a breath of annoyance, "why would you even make eye contact?! I'm the only one you should be looking at, N/M!"

You went to push Ashley off of you, already sick of her shit.

"No! Do you even still love me?! All you do is go to work, go to school, hang out with your stupid friends, and ignore me!"

"I'm not doing this with you AGAIN, Ashley! Just because I know or talk to other people does not mean I'm screwing them! Jesus Ashley, you would think we'd be over this by now..."

Ashley pouted and blinked the tears in her eyes away, "...fine. leave me then, see if I care."

She sits up and goes to the opposite end of the couch.

"You're sitting on my feet, Ashley."

Ashley turned her head away and ignored you.

You hated it when she got her way, but you also couldn't stand to see her so upset. After all, she was only upset because she missed you.

Sighing with defeat you said softly, "I'm sorry I don't pay enough attention to you, Leyley. Life distracts me sometimes, but that doesn't mean I don't still love you. This weekend I'll cancel with my friends and we can go on a date. "

She hummed, "id rather we stay in and watch a movie."

"Which movie?" You coax your girlfriend for a smile,

"...Hypergore Splatterbrains 4," She looked at you and grinned.

"There's my pretty girl," you wrapped an arm around her waist, "alright, you happy now? Will you stop bitching about people in my life who I will NEVER cheat on you with?"

She brought a finger to her bottom lip, "Nah, maybe a kiss will convince me?"

She looked at you with a devious smirk, you sighed. "Cmere you," Ashley giggled and jumped on top of you, sharing a loving kiss.

Yeah, Ashley is exhausting.

But in a way, you're happy she's yours. You couldn't be happier, even if her cooking skills are shit, she's a tad bit possessive, and she leaves passive aggressive notes in your lunchbox when you go to work.

You love her either way.

"Hey N/M?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you love me?"

You sighed with content and wrapped your arms around her waist, "Yes Leyley, I love you. Do you love me?"

Ashley laid her head on your chest, listening to your heartbeat,

"I love you, N/M~"

Thank you for the ask!<3

[neverpathia]

anyone else think about how oppy inherently has so much more fear than witch? or at least it affects him more.

when proto-witch bit off her own hand, it was fear that drove the opportunist. from a standpoint of pure greed, he had no greater benefit to obtain from slaying the princess than freeing her. but he must've been scared. he must've seen her as a danger and reacted accordingly.

and it was also fear that drove the witch to fight back at first. but it was this fear that she set aside upon her death.

where oppy's fear only grew in chapter 2, the witch simply gave up. she cast aside all hope of survival, of freedom and negotiation.

his fear turned to distrust turned to masking turned to deception. her fear turned to despair turned to spite turned to deception.

it's this fear that drives oppy to self-preservation and borderline narcissism. he's afraid of what he knows she's going to do to him, and he'd rather retaliate in kind before it has a chance to happen. but the witch isn't scared at all. she knows, but where he cares far too much, she doesn't care at all.

where the opportunist yearns to be at the top, where he craves control: it's safety he seeks above all else. he wants to let go, to stop being scared, to be free of this fear that plagues him so constantly. it's kind of the same as paranoid.

but the witch just doesn't give a fuck, though as we see in thorn, she's tired of this farce too. not because she's still scared of being hurt, but simply because she doesn't want to be hurt anymore. what she feels is fundamentally different, though she wants to let go as much as he does.

they both want it all to end. i'm chucking them into the laundry machine

[babylon-crashing]

quake

Super lewd stretch time. Thicc new aches, shapes, quakes.

Thicc knew. Ache knew. Quake knew what you wanted.

Me? I didn't. I never do. I traipse.

I tramp. I walk out. I am undaunted

funeral crap. I go. Soiled comforters. Shite

water. I went. I brought the shadow's back

and leg and tongue for you. The right in, “fright.”

The hack in, “whack.” Sucka MC. But first: flashback!

“Super lewd stretch time. Thicc new” – No, not that.

Quake knew, stretch pants. Quake knew. No, nay never

forgive Quake. Never. Me? I never – Who?

Not once in a year of Mondays. Cocked Hat?

Not once? Not once did it go – Whatever.

Do be do be do. Do be do be do.

[qquoe]

💫 Titan Luz, Luzan 💫

[twhnn]

[Martyn needed another kill. He began aimlessly tearing through servers until he found his next victim.]

[The mass of chaos? Yeah, that’d do nicely. Martyn was pretty bloodied by this point, and his axe gleamed bright as ever.]

“Hey, dude.”

[He approached twhhn, grinning.]

@itlw-mailbox

{Twhnn's form flickers in worried uncertainty as they notice Martyn's bloodied appearance. A million questions shoot through their mind, though they doubt they'll have time to ask any of them, not with the axe Martyn has; it's clearly gotten much use.}

...hey, martyn. you, uh, doin' alright?

[funnywizard3000]

Citizen Sleeper January Day 11 - Ethan

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[bruiserdarula]

Life lesson it may look good , but it’s never what it seems🤔

[gravitytrips]

hate it when I put a lot of effort into something and then post it thinking people will really enjoy it and then it gets one like and the low effort text post gets more than 100

[saffitaffi]

Possessing a possession (animation)

Taglist:

@whumped-by-glitter @whumpitisthen @scoundrelwithboba

[redacted-mailbox]

[he’s still glaring at them, staying close to Milo and refusing to admit whatsoever that he’s small. As long as he pushed it back just enough he wouldn’t trigger the plugin on his code, and wouldn’t become the size of a six year old.]

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