#suck it bob

[badsongpetey]

He deserved better. Happy birthday Lance. We all hate this ep right? In addition to just being filler, it’s endless pounding on poor Lance. And there’s no way in hell that “Bob”, a possibly omniscient and all powerful god being, felt that the paladins passed his test when everyone had something lovely to say about a teammate EXCEPT Lance who was insulted. Again. I can only project that “Bob” could read Keith’s mind and knew he was doing the classic “Keith is bad at feelings”™ and was covering his love with an insult. But in a world where the writers didn’t hate Lance, this would be how the paladins truly pass the test.

[vellichorom]

✨🐀🥩 RATSHMEAT 🐀🥩✨

[onemorecupofcoffee]

bob dylan 1963: war is bad

bob dylan 1966: shakespeare was fucking the queen and richard nixon was cheated on

bob dylan 1969: oh me oh my love that country pie little jack horner got nothin on me

bob dylan 1975: why doesn't my wife love me despite me actively cheating on her publicly *sad violin*

bob dylan 1979: ooohhh babyyyy you're so sexyyyy (background singers: you're so sexyyyyyy) Also let's read the bible together

bob dylan 1988: she likes to stick my tongue right down my throat

bob dylan 1997: 5 minute speil about some waitress thinking bob doesn't read women authors -> most beautiful love song in the world

bob dylan 2006: i'm gonna fuck you so hard..

bob dylan 2012: i'm gonna fuck you so hard also i want to murder you brutally

bob dylan 2022: ohhh you foxy man you're the talk of the town you've been sucking off all the younger men

[mystery-pixels]

Was building a house for some sims I was planning to play and I wasn't even necessarily going to post but this bedroom looked so nice with the lighting and my reshade that I had to share!

[michax-forever]

i'm just saying hypothetically how would we close it

[supercalime]

My favorite part of the BOBs being annoying is how they think it’s a “gotcha” to say bucktommy fans are “too old because they are over 30” when *checks notes* most of the characters are over 30.

[godisarepublican]

[carbuckety]

‘narcissus and echo’, fred chappell // ‘narcissus’, robert shaw // ‘echo and narcissus’, john william waterhouse // rolling thunder revue: a bob dylan story, dir martin scorsese // the metamorphoses, ovid // and a voice to sing with: a memoir, joan baez // the metamorphoses, ovid

[sturnioloho]

i wanna take chris’s cock down my throat good evening tumblr

[br1ghtestlight]

*thinking to myself* bobs burgers is like the simpsons if it was earnest and also if it was good.....

[try-set-me-on-fire]

Tagged by @iinryer for wip Wednesday! I’m making Bobby go to therapy. He’s not having a good time.

“Things that happen to the people we care about affect us, too. Witnessing a loved one hurt — or killed — can have a profound impact on us.”

Bobby shakes his head. It’s… not untrue, maybe, but it doesn’t sit well with him. “That’s not fair.”

“To who?”

“Buck. Or- anyone- the person who got hurt. They’re the ones that need- help. Support. Why should I get to wave everything to a halt to get my feelings catered to?”

“When a plane is going down, you put on your own oxygen mask first, right?”

Bobby flinches at the ghost of cold water and resignation. “Part of my job is triage, Frank. If someone needs oxygen more than me, I’m giving it to them.”

Both of Frank’s eyebrows raise this time. “I’m not a firefighter, but I can’t imagine it actually says that in any of your rulebooks. But that’s not the point. You need to take care of yourself so you can take care of other people. You’re here in my office, Bobby, so I think some part of you knows that.”

Tagging @bigfootsmom @butchdiaz @wildehacked @homerforsure @eddiesgaymustache @gayeddieagenda @kananjarus if ya got anything to share!

[bluefox-xp]

Spoilers for the book of bill & thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com

I have no idea how to make it go "read more" sorry

___

I forgot the exact code in the website, but there's a code that gives us the silhouettes of Bill's parents holding Bill. Bill's dad (i assume) is wearing a top hat. What if he's wearing his dad's clothes. I know he said that the last bit of the dimension was that one dust spec but technically he's also one of the last little bits of his dimension, but he didn't say that because that's kind of obvious. What if he can't bear to take the clothes off. What if its at a point where he sees it as part of himself because it just hurts him to take it off. He DID make it into flesh alongside the rest of him. I mean, think about it...

[release-the-mccracken]

I don't think people give enough love to drummers on stage. They're stuck behind the drums all day, you know? More band members should go back there and give them a little smooch.

[basketobread]

Happy birthday! Mine was on Monday

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤ And happy belated birthday to you!!! I hope you had a good one!! :) 🙏❤❤❤

[missinglaterals]

Get QUbed you idiot...

[offbrandhandymanny]

Cherry's Parents

Here's pt 3 to the CherryCola teen pregnancy AU, it's a long one so be prepared

Cherry awoke to her parents arguing in the kitchen

Cherry’s mom is hysterically crying at the table and her dad is screaming (nothing new)

They see her and ask her why the doctor's office is calling about Cherry’s pregnancy and her next steps

He’s all up in her face screaming at her about who the father is, what this is gonna do to their reputation and how stupid she is to get knocked up

Cherry through her tears, tells him that it's Sodapop Curtis and he just loses it

He throws chairs, glass, everything he can get his hands on on the ground, it hits Cherry in the leg

Her dad walks out and slams the door shut

Cherry’s mom is hysterically crying and Cherry walks over to her, her mom explains that all she wants is for Cherry to be happy and rich, and now she has no chance of that. Her mom tells her to get an abortion even though they are very against abortions

Cherry is so offended and just screams at her mom saying no she's keeping this baby

Couple hours go by and Cherry is just sitting in the kitchen after cleaning up all the glass on the ground

Cherry’s dad shows back to the house and immediately grabs Cherry by the arm (he grabs her so hard her arm turns red) and stuffs her in the car

Cherry’s so confused and scared because her dad isn't saying anything and is just driving crazily through the streets

She begs her dad to tell her where their going but no words come out of his mouth

30 minutes of driving and Cherry sees where their going, the abortion clinic

Cherry is furious and just begins screaming at her dad as he attempts to pull her out of the car

She explains that she's keeping the baby no matter what him or her mom say

Cherry’s dad is so furious he slaps Cherry (he hits her so hard, her face is bruised)

Cherry is shocked, she knew her dad was verbally abusive but never physically

She just sits there in shock as he furiously walks off

Cherry jumps out of the car and runs as fast as she can away from her dad

Luckily the abortion clinic was close enough to the east side that she can walk over to the Curtis house 

Cherry shows up to the Curtis door (her face is bright red from the tears and black and blue from the bruise)

Darrel opens the door seeing Cherry, he's very confused and very concerned. Poor girl immediately breaks down (with whatever tears she's got left) in front of Darrel who is so confused but obviously lets her in and comforts her

He grabs her frozen peas for her face and a whole box of tissues 

He holds the bag of peas to Cherry’s face as he tries to figure out what's wrong and why she's here

Soda hears the commotion and comes out of his room to Cherry bawling her eyes out on the couch with Darrel holding frozen peas to her face

He immediately looks so concerned and runs over to her asking Darrel what the hell happened to her

He kneels in front of Cherry who cant get any words out and Darrel is still so fucking confused (he didn’t even know Soda knew Cherry)

Darrel keeps asking Cherry what’s wrong but since Cherry can't get any words out, Soda’s the one who ultimately tells Darrel Cherry’s pregnant

Darrel is just sitting there looking at him like huh?

Cherry is finally able to get some sort of words out and tells Soda what her dad did to her and how he tried to get an abortion for her

Soda is so pissed off, he’s ready to beat her dad for what he did to her but she tells him he just wants him here with her

Soda puts her in his room (cause Pony’s with Johnny) and lets her sleep

pt 4 is gonna be the argument between Darry and Soda