#suck it bob

[badsongpetey]

He deserved better. Happy birthday Lance. We all hate this ep right? In addition to just being filler, it’s endless pounding on poor Lance. And there’s no way in hell that “Bob”, a possibly omniscient and all powerful god being, felt that the paladins passed his test when everyone had something lovely to say about a teammate EXCEPT Lance who was insulted. Again. I can only project that “Bob” could read Keith’s mind and knew he was doing the classic “Keith is bad at feelings”™ and was covering his love with an insult. But in a world where the writers didn’t hate Lance, this would be how the paladins truly pass the test.

[vellichorom]

✨🐀🥩 RATSHMEAT 🐀🥩✨

[michax-forever]

i'm just saying hypothetically how would we close it

[onemorecupofcoffee]

bob dylan 1963: war is bad

bob dylan 1966: shakespeare was fucking the queen and richard nixon was cheated on

bob dylan 1969: oh me oh my love that country pie little jack horner got nothin on me

bob dylan 1975: why doesn't my wife love me despite me actively cheating on her publicly *sad violin*

bob dylan 1979: ooohhh babyyyy you're so sexyyyy (background singers: you're so sexyyyyyy) Also let's read the bible together

bob dylan 1988: she likes to stick my tongue right down my throat

bob dylan 1997: 5 minute speil about some waitress thinking bob doesn't read women authors -> most beautiful love song in the world

bob dylan 2006: i'm gonna fuck you so hard..

bob dylan 2012: i'm gonna fuck you so hard also i want to murder you brutally

bob dylan 2022: ohhh you foxy man you're the talk of the town you've been sucking off all the younger men

[mystery-pixels]

Was building a house for some sims I was planning to play and I wasn't even necessarily going to post but this bedroom looked so nice with the lighting and my reshade that I had to share!

[allastoredeer]

An Alastor headcanon!

I was thinking abt al's fuckass bob one day and suddenly an idea popped into my head.

So we know he has ears, and those likely aren't made from hair material but fur, those ears are fur.

Soooo what if when he came in hell his ugly side hairlocks came with his ears. Those locks are also fur. They grew with his ears. The only real hair remaining is his hair thing swept forward.

And to make it even funnier that fur doesn't grow so he is cursed with horrible hair for all eternity.

Bc this deer that cares so much abt his appearence (dude went to the tailor asap when a little part of his coat was ripped off) has that hair willingly? Nah, he has no choice but to suffer te faith of ugly hair.

I imagine when he tries to cut it it just immediately grows back, just pops back into existence.

Confession time.

I actually really like Alastor's fuck-ass bob. I think he makes it work.

Someone actually pointed out a while ago that Alastor's haircut is called a "shingle bob" and it originated in the 1920's. His hairstyle is 100% accurate to his time-period, which could be a reason why he's never changed it and why he's comfortable wearing it.

Personally, I love his funky little hair cut.

Yeah, sometimes it looks a little weird, especially from the back.

(And honestly, it doesn't even look that bad from this angle, but I may just be used to his haircut by now)

But look how fucking cute he is

If anyone makes that fuck-ass bob work, it's Alastor.

[supercalime]

My favorite part of the BOBs being annoying is how they think it’s a “gotcha” to say bucktommy fans are “too old because they are over 30” when *checks notes* most of the characters are over 30.

[godisarepublican]

[daryl-and-carol-oh-my]

The Walking Dead; Indifference

"Those douchebags in the vines took themselves out, holding hands. Kumbaya style." - Daryl Dixon "They wanted to go out together same as they lived. That make them douchebags?" - Bob Stookey "It does it they could have gotten out." - Daryl Dixon "Everybody makes it, till they don't. People nowadays are dominoes. What they did maybe it's about not having to watch them fall." - Bob Stookey

Carylering On<333333333333333

[dayundying]

As the votes decree! Another date :) I got the inspo/idea from a post I saw abt them iceskating, I did not save it! Whoever made the post thankies

[carbuckety]

‘narcissus and echo’, fred chappell // ‘narcissus’, robert shaw // ‘echo and narcissus’, john william waterhouse // rolling thunder revue: a bob dylan story, dir martin scorsese // the metamorphoses, ovid // and a voice to sing with: a memoir, joan baez // the metamorphoses, ovid

[sturnioloho]

i wanna take chris’s cock down my throat good evening tumblr

[threefuckencrowsinaleatherjacket]

Any1 wanna make a spotify wrapped-esque slideshow of all the batshit crazy stuff that happened in 2024 or will I have to do it myself

[br1ghtestlight]

*thinking to myself* bobs burgers is like the simpsons if it was earnest and also if it was good.....

[try-set-me-on-fire]

Tagged by @iinryer for wip Wednesday! I’m making Bobby go to therapy. He’s not having a good time.

“Things that happen to the people we care about affect us, too. Witnessing a loved one hurt — or killed — can have a profound impact on us.”

Bobby shakes his head. It’s… not untrue, maybe, but it doesn’t sit well with him. “That’s not fair.”

“To who?”

“Buck. Or- anyone- the person who got hurt. They’re the ones that need- help. Support. Why should I get to wave everything to a halt to get my feelings catered to?”

“When a plane is going down, you put on your own oxygen mask first, right?”

Bobby flinches at the ghost of cold water and resignation. “Part of my job is triage, Frank. If someone needs oxygen more than me, I’m giving it to them.”

Both of Frank’s eyebrows raise this time. “I’m not a firefighter, but I can’t imagine it actually says that in any of your rulebooks. But that’s not the point. You need to take care of yourself so you can take care of other people. You’re here in my office, Bobby, so I think some part of you knows that.”

Tagging @bigfootsmom @butchdiaz @wildehacked @homerforsure @eddiesgaymustache @gayeddieagenda @kananjarus if ya got anything to share!

[lucaanis]

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