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He deserved better. Happy birthday Lance. We all hate this ep right? In addition to just being filler, it’s endless pounding on poor Lance. And there’s no way in hell that “Bob”, a possibly omniscient and all powerful god being, felt that the paladins passed his test when everyone had something lovely to say about a teammate EXCEPT Lance who was insulted. Again. I can only project that “Bob” could read Keith’s mind and knew he was doing the classic “Keith is bad at feelings”™ and was covering his love with an insult. But in a world where the writers didn’t hate Lance, this would be how the paladins truly pass the test.
#this is what happened now#happy birthday lance#voltron#lance mcclain#keith kogane#vld#fanart#pidge holt#voltron fanart#vld lance#worst episode#suck it bob
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✨🐀🥩 RATSHMEAT 🐀🥩✨
#uwu art#Spooky Month#Spooky Month 5#Spooky Month 4#Spooky Month 3#Bob Velseb#Dexter Erotoph#RatMeat#Spooky Month Bob#Spooky Month Dexter#scopophobia tw#scopophobia cw#// ask to tag#THAT'S ALL. RATSHMEAT#IN VARIOUS FORMS#they're the worst my friend n i have been pairing them off together because they just suck so bad#KIND OF ICONIC TOO BEING THE ONLY KNOWN HUMAN ANTAGONISTS ( besides the cult ) INNIT
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i'm just saying hypothetically how would we close it
#spooky month#michax art#spooky month fanart#skid's dad#ignacio spooky month#bob spooky month#bob velseb#spooky month art#this SUCKS
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bob dylan 1963: war is bad
bob dylan 1966: shakespeare was fucking the queen and richard nixon was cheated on
bob dylan 1969: oh me oh my love that country pie little jack horner got nothin on me
bob dylan 1975: why doesn't my wife love me despite me actively cheating on her publicly *sad violin*
bob dylan 1979: ooohhh babyyyy you're so sexyyyy (background singers: you're so sexyyyyyy) Also let's read the bible together
bob dylan 1988: she likes to stick my tongue right down my throat
bob dylan 1997: 5 minute speil about some waitress thinking bob doesn't read women authors -> most beautiful love song in the world
bob dylan 2006: i'm gonna fuck you so hard..
bob dylan 2012: i'm gonna fuck you so hard also i want to murder you brutally
bob dylan 2022: ohhh you foxy man you're the talk of the town you've been sucking off all the younger men
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Was building a house for some sims I was planning to play and I wasn't even necessarily going to post but this bedroom looked so nice with the lighting and my reshade that I had to share!
#sims 3#ts3#sims 3 screenshots#sims 3 build#ts3 build#ts3 screenshots#i cannot stress enough how much this is the sims 3#black simblr#this is a house for Eliza and Bob Pancakes that I've recreated in the sims 3#shocking i made a nice adult bedroom#bravo for me#i thought this sucked at first but this lighting really saved it
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An Alastor headcanon!
I was thinking abt al's fuckass bob one day and suddenly an idea popped into my head.
So we know he has ears, and those likely aren't made from hair material but fur, those ears are fur.
Soooo what if when he came in hell his ugly side hairlocks came with his ears. Those locks are also fur. They grew with his ears. The only real hair remaining is his hair thing swept forward.
And to make it even funnier that fur doesn't grow so he is cursed with horrible hair for all eternity.
Bc this deer that cares so much abt his appearence (dude went to the tailor asap when a little part of his coat was ripped off) has that hair willingly? Nah, he has no choice but to suffer te faith of ugly hair.
I imagine when he tries to cut it it just immediately grows back, just pops back into existence.
Confession time.
I actually really like Alastor's fuck-ass bob. I think he makes it work.
Someone actually pointed out a while ago that Alastor's haircut is called a "shingle bob" and it originated in the 1920's. His hairstyle is 100% accurate to his time-period, which could be a reason why he's never changed it and why he's comfortable wearing it.
Personally, I love his funky little hair cut.
Yeah, sometimes it looks a little weird, especially from the back.
(And honestly, it doesn't even look that bad from this angle, but I may just be used to his haircut by now)
But look how fucking cute he is
If anyone makes that fuck-ass bob work, it's Alastor.
#I like his bob okay#I think he makes it work#hes suck a fucking cutie#i don't think its ugly#T.T#yes it can look a little funky from the back#but I think that's the biggest problem people have with it#idk maybe i just got used it#work it Alastor#work that shingle bob#asks#lyrarizi#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin alastor#the radio demon#alastor's fuckass bob
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My favorite part of the BOBs being annoying is how they think it’s a “gotcha” to say bucktommy fans are “too old because they are over 30” when *checks notes* most of the characters are over 30.
#Hate to break it to them but usually the age of the characters cater to the age of the target audience#that’s why kids shows have kid main characters#and why coming of age movies have pre teens/teens as main characters#and so it goes#BOBs can go suck an egg#911#bucktommy#tevan#firepilot#firefly#911 abc#9 1 1#9 1 1 abc#lety rambles
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#Johnny Cash#Bob Hope#Steve Jobs#god is a republican#suck my freedom#MAGA#make america great again#donald trump#kyle rittenhouse#republicans#gop#conservatives#trump#congress
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‘narcissus and echo’, fred chappell // ‘narcissus’, robert shaw // ‘echo and narcissus’, john william waterhouse // rolling thunder revue: a bob dylan story, dir martin scorsese // the metamorphoses, ovid // and a voice to sing with: a memoir, joan baez // the metamorphoses, ovid
#THEY ARE LIIIITERALLY NARCISSUS AND ECHO IM THROWIG UP#bob dylan#joan baez#im sorry i know i suck at web weaving. helppl#theres so much more i might make another of these
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i wanna take chris’s cock down my throat good evening tumblr
#i want him to b able to feel the love i have for him with every head bob#lemme suck it#i’ll take it soooo good for u#chris sturniolo#matt sturniolo#nick sturniolo#sturniolo triplets
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*thinking to myself* bobs burgers is like the simpsons if it was earnest and also if it was good.....
#no hate @ the simpsons really i just dont have that mean-spirited sense of humor where everyone kind of hates each other#thats why a lot of those sitcoms dont hit for me#like its always just making fun of people. characters or real people. i feel like bob's burgers NEVER does that in a serious way#it always just feels like everyone is a bully and nobody questions them#this of course goes 100x for shows like family guy or american dad but they all kind of suck#once again most sitcoms do this i think lol#Bobs burgers does it and other lorenverse shows#still need to watch the great north#txt#bob's burgers#doesnt** do it
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Tagged by @iinryer for wip Wednesday! I’m making Bobby go to therapy. He’s not having a good time.
“Things that happen to the people we care about affect us, too. Witnessing a loved one hurt — or killed — can have a profound impact on us.”
Bobby shakes his head. It’s… not untrue, maybe, but it doesn’t sit well with him. “That’s not fair.”
“To who?”
“Buck. Or- anyone- the person who got hurt. They’re the ones that need- help. Support. Why should I get to wave everything to a halt to get my feelings catered to?”
“When a plane is going down, you put on your own oxygen mask first, right?”
Bobby flinches at the ghost of cold water and resignation. “Part of my job is triage, Frank. If someone needs oxygen more than me, I’m giving it to them.”
Both of Frank’s eyebrows raise this time. “I’m not a firefighter, but I can’t imagine it actually says that in any of your rulebooks. But that’s not the point. You need to take care of yourself so you can take care of other people. You’re here in my office, Bobby, so I think some part of you knows that.”
Tagging @bigfootsmom @butchdiaz @wildehacked @homerforsure @eddiesgaymustache @gayeddieagenda @kananjarus if ya got anything to share!
#torment! that! old! man!#this one is not going to have a happy ending maybe. like. he’ll be fine. it just sucks and is going to keep sucking.#sorry bob.#wip wednesday#how many times can one guy write the same theme with the same characters? stick around and find out!
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Spoilers for the book of bill & thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com
I have no idea how to make it go "read more" sorry
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I forgot the exact code in the website, but there's a code that gives us the silhouettes of Bill's parents holding Bill. Bill's dad (i assume) is wearing a top hat. What if he's wearing his dad's clothes. I know he said that the last bit of the dimension was that one dust spec but technically he's also one of the last little bits of his dimension, but he didn't say that because that's kind of obvious. What if he can't bear to take the clothes off. What if its at a point where he sees it as part of himself because it just hurts him to take it off. He DID make it into flesh alongside the rest of him. I mean, think about it...
#The book of bill#The Bob#book of bill#book of bill spoilers#Bill Cipher#euclydia#Bill's dimension#I'm going insane over here#AUGH I love that he has a tragic backstory#Way to make his character 10× better Alex#He was already awesome too#Btw. I didn't see all the codes because the website stopped loading halfway through me doing it. It sucked.
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does it make any sense for octopidoformes and decapodifornes to be structured differently? no, but i’m doing it anyways
#ethan’s art#haunted ocean au#spooky month#ethan spooky month#bob velseb#<- i suck at drawing his hair lmao
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The Walking Dead; Indifference
"Those douchebags in the vines took themselves out, holding hands. Kumbaya style." - Daryl Dixon "They wanted to go out together same as they lived. That make them douchebags?" - Bob Stookey "It does it they could have gotten out." - Daryl Dixon "Everybody makes it, till they don't. People nowadays are dominoes. What they did maybe it's about not having to watch them fall." - Bob Stookey
Carylering On<333333333333333
#twd#daryl dixon#bob stookey twd#caryl#caryl is endgame#caryl positivity#the walking dead#caryl is love#my gifs#didnt gif the part where these quotes are#i suck at the dark parts#but i loved bobs dialogue there so i used that as the quotes#bob stookey is so underrated#i love him
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I don't think people give enough love to drummers on stage. They're stuck behind the drums all day, you know? More band members should go back there and give them a little smooch.
#do drummers feel left out#when they see their bandmates literally sucking and fucking on stage#bandom#tommy lee#andy hurley#branden steineckert#bob bryar#spencer smith#andy mrotek#nate novarro#vinny mauro
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