#such distracting commentary

[finnesse]

"the size of barkov, he's a massive player. i mean he's such a big body with a great set of hands.. when he takes a puck around the wall, and he get's it on his stick, he turns that big back"

[fefairys]

i know ive basically said this already lol but a lot of ppl have been like "oh man i should reread homestuck with the commentary!" and i do want to warn yall it is an extremely mixed bag of genuine insightful stuff and good writing advice and then just like. terrible writing advice, and weird off-kilter bad-taste jokes. i've just been posting the stuff i think is good and interesting or particularly funny, but it's not all top tier commentary lmao

if ur doing a reread with book commentary get ready to be annoyed. and put on ur critical thinking helmet lol because you have to parse through so much of hussies bullshit. u have to ask urself CONSTANTLY "are they serious, or are they being satirical right now?" and i genuinely do not know the answer for some of the shit they say.

[surreal-duck]

snail in my ear telling me to draw them 32098 more times: me, listening to the snail:

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

[spotaus]

The other thought i had!!

Concerning the fact that i have cats and i know their nature.

Mostly. The fact that if you get up from your seat and you turn back two seconds later to see your cat in your seat.

So you pick up the cat and put it on the ground and turns back... to see your SECOND cat in your seat.

Picture this. With nightmare and the many many many cats in the castle.

Sometimes nightmare has those like days where he is on his throne and some people come to ask him stuff.

These moments are rare for two reasons.

it is a waste of time because nightmare can solve many more thing from his office

The cats like the throne. A LOT.

Nightmare has stood by his throne before. A car in each hand. And a cat in each tendril. And there are STILL at least four cats very comfortable in his throne.

The knights have had to help with this issue before. The problem is that the cats LARGELY outnumber the people in the castle. So nightmare and his three knights (and cross pre knight) have stood there before all holding cats and keeping cats back with their feet. And there were still cats on the throne.

The problem is. The cats dont always do this either. It happens randomly and ALWAYS at times when ccino is busy. So they struggle for a bit before giving up and calling for ccino because he just needs to click his tongue and the cats leave the throne.

This did also help make the guards/maids/servants like nightmare more. Because nightmare stood there with multiple cats just talking normally to them

Nightmare: i understand you want to lay there but i need to work.

Cat: meow!

Nightmare: i know it is warm thanks to the sunlight. But i need it.

Cat: meow!!

Nightmare: i know. After i am done you can relax again.

Nightmare may not know the cats names but he cares for them deeply and loves them all.

Okay that was my other thought :D

YOU🫵🫵🫵 I have been thinking about this nonstop and needed to doodle it so so badly- (relief from the angst, haha!)

But yeag... as a fellow cat owner this is DEFINITELY something that happens ever single time he tries to use his throne. (And I love the idea that the castle morale boost because Night's just in there having full conversations with the kitties... waughh....

[aardvaark]

lmao at Parker's lev:red s1 response to Eliot's fed girlfriend. the lighthouse one in particular has the same energy as your cat sensing you're about to get it on with your new bf and deciding to come into the bedroom and lie down on top of you the moment anyone starts taking their clothes off

lol yes, parker is Not Having It. and honestly i agree, they're criminals and maria's a fed and also just... cops are cops! but in general, yeah, parker's reactions and the lighthouse ep especially are so funny. she wants to interfere and luckily interfering is, like, her greatest talent in life. and her spidey senses tingle whenever eliot is about to make a move lmao.

plus parker is always cat-coded imo. appearing and disappearing from rooms in seemingly impossible ways? hanging out in random small spaces or perched up high on rafters? generally independent and aloof, but clearly loves their family? affection in the form of just sort of bumping into people? strangers/distrusted people attempting to touch/get close may result in injury? sometimes just kind of sits and stares at people? napping at weird times in weird places? being a CAT burglar? --okay maybe puns don't count lol. i've never had a cat but every cat owner (or rather, person owned by a cat) that i know describes their cats that way, like beloved little cryptids who they wouldn't trade for the world. hardison is a cat person, is what i'm saying.

(actually wait, parker's first non-criminal friend is peggy, who really is canonically a cat person! maybe im right about the cat coding lol)

thank you for the ask :) hope you're having a nice day!!

[aubiesquire]

Unironically, my favorite thanksgiving tradition of late is listening to Til Death Do Us Blart

[ratatatastic]

I’m truly not okay about Sasha

WHY IS HE MANSPREADING SO HARD

WHY ARE HIS HANDS SO MASSIVE

Why am i suddenly super thirsty

to be fair to all of us i dont think anyone has been paying attention to all the media day content what with the way everyone wore whorts and decided yeah well put a teeny tiny table in front of you so yall have no other option to \ / around like this very much feels like forbidden content but ill take it

besides that he just had very good thighs that should be admired yeah and just also

his hands are so comically big i think i snorted seeing him hold normal sized things with that big ole bear paw like damn girl put those things away that is a weapon

[spicyandburning]

@buncharandos [ Semi-Dash comm, Semi-serious thread. And some character dabbles <3 ]

"How bold of you to demand such a thing. Perhaps one day you will make a fine addition to the swarm!"

Candy Eye Cookie being near by, overhears the commotion, her motherly instincts already kicking in.

"Honey Cookie, right? Maybe when you're older you can spar with Skyline Cookie. I sense that you two would actually get along if you're just as obsessed with fighting as both of these two are..."

"Of corse he is! And I'm not against obtaining new members of the swarm! Well-"

"That is if you think you're worthy enough to withstand the trials?"

"... Honey. If you are, then please start simple, and then work your way up to the axe. Burning Spice Cookie and Nutmeg Cookie can be extremely harsh and unforgiving with fresh cookies like yourself."

[mahoushojoumonster]

“… I could always use something to sharpen my claws on. And look who walked in.”

[astromechs]

this is what i'm talking about when i say one-sided toxic old man yaoi

[hopeinthebox]

tagged by my beloved no.1 chappell roan stan @cordiallyfuturedwight thanks my darling <33 i can only apologise for the lack of ms roan here... i swear good luck babe has been on repeat i don't know what happened

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[poetryqueer]

the absence of horatios in hamlet adaptations somehow feels gayer than their presence

[nyalternatebaker]

"I'm pretty flattered and turned on by the thought of people liking the taste and swallowing... but it's not really a drink, is it..."

[izvmimi]

fucking in that mri tube thingy and it xrays you two and you can see his giant cock kissing your cervix 🫦

me taking damage from reading this

[notesbynor]

I just watched Chicago (2002)

I

Im

My brain is gonna explode