#such a beautiful world...

[annabelle--cane]

Stop! You have reached the saloon of your wild west inbox. The doors swing dramatically as you step inside. Some of the patrons turn and nod in your direction. You plop down at the bar. The bartender tries to slide you your usual but she's a bit overzealous and it slides right off the edge. She gets it to you the second time. "I'll get it on the first try one of these days!" She says. You wonder how she can afford to constantly be breaking so many glasses, it's not like they're easy to get out here in the wild west. You're just settling in when the doors bang open. Who's that in the doorway, silhouetted by the setting sun? Ah hell, it's an anon asker, by the glint in their eyes you can tell they're here to take something you've said in bad faith. With a sigh you slide off your stool and confront the faceless stranger. "You better turn around and get goin' pal," you say, "no one here wants to hear your nonsense today." The anon gives you a blank stare, then they open their mouth and keep opening it, wider than should be possible. A terrible cry fills the room. The other patrons clap their hands over their ears. Oh no! You didn't recognize them at first but now you can see plain as day what you're dealing with, it's a terf! You have to act fast. In a flash you pull your trusty blocking pistol from its holster. A single shot rings out. The terf lets out a final yowl as they fall backwards through the swinging saloon doors. There is a moment of tense silence, then a cheer goes up among the patrons. You return wearily to your seat. The bar tender tries to slide you another drink but it flies right past and knocks two other people's drinks off the bar with it. Peace has been restored once again. But you know the out here in the wild west inbox that peace can never last.

anon are u single

[girldraki]

[mellofi]

there's this fucking tik tok that i keep seeing and it's one of those "meet the friend group" shitty thirst traps and it's 6 dudes right and you got the punk boy (okay fine whatever ) and the elegant boy (what would we do without him) and then there's the fucking ventriloquist and the video just continues on to the college boy and the nerd boy (why are these two different boys?) but i'm still caught off guard by the fucking ventriloquist like this dude just straight up has a muppet of himself and he's not even like doing a ventriloquist thing he just has it and is lip syncing to the song and he has the muppet and that's him he's the ventriloquist that's his thing. there was nothing else for him to be he's just the ventriloquist of the friend group. i cannot stop thinking about this. The Ventriloquist.

[b1odeuwed]

people who like gem: i want her to kill everyone

people who like pearl: i want her to kill everyone

[hathsinsurvivor]

[wuntrum]

alawans

[rocy5]

[woolydemon]

LISTEN TO ME RN, when the character is supposed to be rlly strong and muscular and buff PUT FAT ON THAT GUY fat is so fucking necessary to have a physical build that is so strong MAKE THEM FATTTTTTTTTTTTT

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[yolas0]

Red river hog

[carolinatsversion]

aesthetistt

[pennymaykittensworld]

Would you like to date a naughty girl like me ?

[tskimberlee60]

Who’s ready to suck what’s down there 👇 🥵😈

Drop a ❤️ if you think you can suck that off🥵

Telegram: @Tskimberlee60

[lillybenny]

How does a girl with that little bit extra make you feel 🍒❤️🤗😉🍆

[caterjunes]

i'm the girl who makes up all the fake folk etymologies. it's fun and easy for me. nobody pays me, i just do it for the love of the game.