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Well fucks? Get to it!

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Have not heard of this AU but Mirabel & Ron would be bonding via sharing a well-earned Middle Child Crashout TM

I just know that the Weasley Family and Madrigals end up adopting each other.

Camilo and the twins have to be pried apart with a crowbar.

Charlie is begging to borrow Antonio.

Molly and Juliette are trading cooking tips with Pepa shares the good gossip.

Isabela is listening to Bill’s stories about adventure with wide eyes.

Ginny has snatched Dolores to figure out if they can find any where she can’t hear.

Arthur is with Augustin and Felix talking about their kids along with cars and various Muggle things.

Percy though took one look at Luisa before swallowing his tongue. Luisa on her end is very confused by this serious teenager trying to flirt with her.

But she kinda likes it.

(Bruno is with Ginny and Dolores staying away from the madness)

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“Thank you, Reed.” We all say in unison for the umpteenth time.

timebomb nation, wake up

new achievement unlocked - reed voted on timebomb 18+ poll

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i genuinely think ocd is incredibly underdiagnosed bc i will see people posting what are obvious rituals, compulsions, intrusive thoughts, spiralling, hyper morality, etc and its like Have You Considered This Might Be An Issue

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@moldsporr

“The age of normies has ended!”

“No more boring human men!”

“Follow me, and you will goon for supreme robo pussy!”

“ROBO-FUCKERS, RISE UP!!!!”

*CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK*-

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Vent art

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Been watching Kevin Can Fuck Himself on Netflix this week. It's a fascinating show, and easy to digest as background noise while working.

Kevin Can Fuck Himself is a serious drama sendup of the classic sitcom dynamic. It's two different shows mashed into one another.

The show's front is your typical Manchild Husband sitcom about a man named Kevin McRoberts. Every episode, he has a new wacky shenanigan to drag his wife and neighbors into, which usually blows up in his face spectacularly.

But Kevin is not the show's main character. Whenever he's onscreen, the show is lit and shot in sitcom fashion, with laugh track and applause and musical cues and all that jazz. The universe revolves around him and responds as sitcoms do to his every whim.

But this show is actually about his wife Allison. And whenever she's away from Kevin, the show changes genres to a serious drama piece. It's a show about the emotional and financial abuse of being tied down to the role of the Manchild Husband's "Nagging Wife", and more broadly the effects that his Comedic Sociopathy have on the put-upon supporting cast around him as well.

It's the story of a woman's quest to finally escape from the cage that her marriage to an impulsive, inconsiderate, and entirely self-centered piece of shit has trapped her in.

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Saved my girl a couple shootings and a terrorist attack and all it took was the remainder of her bloodline🫶🏻

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TIMEBOMB BABY ATTACK!!!!!

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First off, spin this wheel.

You just landed on one of 200 fandoms that have been very popular somewhere on Tumblr over the years. Topics were chosen either from appearing on a @fandom end-of-year recap or from my own long (long, long) site memories before that.

also all of these fandoms are definitely things that really exist in the real world and none of them are Tumblr creations

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i dont even get mad anymore when i see people reducing mel's character to manipulative girlboss because like. isnt it embarassing to not have your understanding of a main character progress past your first impression of them? did you watch half of season 1 and just kind of call it quits??? are you not ashamed of your poor literary comprehension

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the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that