#such a banger tonight

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 23

Well, that happened. Honestly, I'm not sure what the next few years are gonna be like, but my therapist reminded me to take some time and think about the present. Not sure how well I can do that, but I can listen to Cecil and try to wind down with him. So let's do that!

You report everything, Cecil. And we love you for it.

Koshek the cat sounds adorable. Awww, he's a mom now too. Can I have one of the kittens?

I missed that HR was some unknown entity. Wait we have an oracle in the station? COOL!!

ewwww, Boy Scouts. Yeah it would suck to be eternally a boy.

Why do all these things happen in the pit outside Ralphs? Not a complaint. Just, is it like Denny's?

Death a meritocracy sounds incredible, ngl. Yeah, the government shouldn't decide who gets to die. I vote against making death universal.

"When I die, I want to have earned it." Another banger. I also feel like this right now.

Mayor vomiting balloons sounds like not the worst thing to happen to children. The first being clowns luring them to sewers

Aww I like that they get some celebration before the pit.

All hail the glow cloud. they know what's up with soda. Love the death traps. The salt will make up for the sugar.

Missile silos seem like an unsurprising thing in Night Vale. Listen, sometimes hypnotism is the answer.

How much human control is there in the ceremony? Just asking for a friend. Yeah, you should be terrified Scoutmaster. I know a lot of confusing feelings. Dude, how many dudes have a crush on Cecil and how many have been disappointed since Carlos moved to Night Vale?

yes, life IS terrifying Cecil. Never forget that.

I'm cackling that it was an ad for Six Flags in DESERT BLUFFS. LMAO

yes, calm will help a bleeding crisis. That is certified medicine. Says a medical student who is studying clotting medications.

Do the birds correlate to the kids fleeing the tent? Secret police saying something is creepy should be certifiable. Cecil, you have 5 in the booth? thoughts and prayers.

of course, you go to the weather right now.

Is everyone safe and sound? of course aren't the threat, they just attack and drag people away. Oh, I guess only 12 people dead isn't too much to worry about.

RIP Harlan, your scouts will remember you. Even Cecil will miss you.

yeah, that sounds like an ETERNAL scout, to be preserved in a glass case.

Welp, good night Night Vale. And good night to the rest of you. Remember, if you see me blogging shit after I say good night, no, you didn't.

[h0nkshroom]

gently places these in your hands and cartwheels away into the night

[leonature]

[ministarfruit]

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[foreststarflaime]

Random hc. When a SOLDIER gets a wound serious enough that it takes the mako long enough to close it up that it scars, the scar has a sort of green-blue-fluctuating tint to it filling in the cracks like some kind of living materia kintsugi

[melit0n]

Most of the time my liking of Vessel is more of an admiration than an attraction, but like, once I month I see a photo or clip of him and I'm like yeah. If I was a fisherman in the middle of the Atlantic I'd have NO chance

[beetlethebug]

And if I wrote the pilot program all messily getting together during a chimeron house party, would y’all be into that?

[rockoblanco]

christmas can be a really difficult time of year for some ppl …. check in on ur friends 😣😞😔💔

[thisliminalspacedaydreams]

« Where is my telepathic chess playing boyfriend? »

— probably Magneto/Erik at some point after movie 3

[sovietpostcards]

Vladimir Kuzmin - Soul (1998)

[jerichoes]

me every time there is a commercial today

[marble-trees]

My iPad is at 69%

[no-tengo-ojos]

The irony of singing 'Sleep Tonight' by the Maccabees at 00:37 whilst drinking my fourth cup of moomin coffee

[chimeraboy-girlcock]

[daughterofsarenrae]

Sally sallysbakingaddiction.com you are my everything. Thank you for always being there for me

[ofmermaidstories]

artistic representation of my saturday night (eating hotdogs and playing fallout shelter like the ipad baby i am)