#betes liveblog

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 27

Well, that was a weekend. But I'm revved up for the home stretch before Thanksgiving break. So let's hope I can do it before I go insane.

Hello is a good place to start, you're right Cecil.

Awww, Carlos did start returning affection. "I'm not calling for personal reasons" is a great opener ngl.

This entire episode is not gonna be good for my heart, is it?

OHHHH First date!!! spill the tea, Cecil!!

aren't those crates from the episode about me? yep, they tick so that's definitely from that episode. Thoughts aren't crimes though.

See, other people use the word "ruminate". Take that my D&D group.

cecil, thank you for leaving us on a plot hook for another episode. I can't wait to find out what is inside those crates.

I'm sorry an entire for only one person, who is a millionare? And he is not gonna actually READ?? alright, get the pitchforks and torches, folks.

Why does a library need a helicopter? and who would maul a librarian? ohhhh, the librarian is doing the mauling, never mind.

Yes, date talk time! I want to know what a weekend lab coat looks like.

Italian is always a good first date spot. lol the applebee's actually has bees in Night Vale, ofc.

Awww Cecil, you are down so bad. But I would like to know how a portabella mushroom is bleeding??

Ah yes, the mini war still continues I guess. Good thing I already stomp everywhere. How do you walk around with your eyes closed all day?

Good, the Apache Tracker will be remembered in the best way possible for him.

What holiday is on Tuesday? how do you not know Cecil?

Yes, the news is boring stuff, I am only here for the tea after all.

Uhhh, I think you got scammed on the carrot cake, my dudes.

Night Vale certainly has recreational events. Love how Carlos is starting to fit in lol. He certainly is a skeptic when it comes to anything that lives in Night Vale.

Buddy, I also can't figure out if he felt you touch his cheek.

"when life seems dangerous and unmanageable it is. And you can't survive it forever." Damn another good quote.

Yes folks, photo and video editing affects how we appear and warps beauty. "full lips aren't as beautiful as a full laugh." two quotes back to back.

actually, I don't want to pull back my skin. I just had a whole year of anatomy and dissection, I do NOT want a repeat.

Yeah, this weather is pretty good. Not what I would choose, but I do like it.

Carlos works next to Rico's? Oof poor guy. that might explain a few things.

Ah yes, the awkward moment where -- I'm sorry you do what in Night Vale?

I love how Cecil just gets so tongue-tied and Carlos is trying to save the town with science.

Babe, Carlos, self-reliance only gets you so far.

WHATTTTT AHHHH THEY KISSSEDDDDD *o* YEAHHHHH

Awww, I do want to find love. Just maybe without that much violence.

AHHHHHH. The boys kissed!!!!! I love this episode so much. It just felt like such a diary entry and it was so sweet. Let this help me fall asleep to good dreams tonight. Now excuse me while I run around my home cheering for Carlos and Cecil.

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

Mysteriet på Greveholm-boken liveblog 3

Tänk om det en dag kommer vara någon som inte vet om att det ska sjungas i samma melodi som Pippi Långstrump, långt i framtiden när någon läser denna bok… känns riktigt skrämmande.

Det sägs att Anna-Britta inte gillar barn i allmänhet, så nu undrar jag just hur Astrids uppväxt var. Kanske hennes mamma behandlade henne bra pga det var hennes egna dotter men hatade alla andra barn. Eller så förväntade hon sig att Astrid skulle bete sig vuxet redan som typ 5-åring. Ok ska inte spekulera så mycket lmao, men Astrid verkar ju på nått sätt vara en vanlig person så nått gick väl rätt

Ok hon verkar ändå vara relativt stolt över sin dotter och pratar om hur hon har ”talang” så jag gissar på att det var så att hon ogillar alla barn förutom sin egna dotter

Jag hoppas inte jag blir en sån släkting som alla i hemlighet hatar och bara försöker passa upp på. Samtidigt känner jag att jag nog skulle KOMMA IHÅG MINA BARNBARNS NAMN och inte vara en jobbig svärmor, så jag kommer förhoppningsvis aldrig bli en Anna-Britta

”Först måste hon lösa mysteriet på Greveholm” THEY SAID THE THING

”Man ritar väl inte en skattkarta och gömmer en stekpanna?” Det skulle vara så kul om skatten var en stekpanna dock.

Älskar läraren som ba ”min elev har en hyperfixation på stenar. Vet du vad? Låt oss ändra planerna för lektionen”

1. Herregud Måns är mer tonåring än vad jag minns

2. Älskar att de kysstes och Måns direkt efter bestämde sig att nu ska det jagas spöken!

ENFKFKRKEKKEDKORL

Jean randomly gick på badade i en sjö i närheten. Kan spökerna röra sig… utanför slottets gränser?

Jag tänker hela tiden ”vad skedde i julkalendern och vad är annorlunda här?” - för Måns sover över i boken, det gjorde han inte i julkalendern.

[millennialdemon]

Watched episode 1 and already hate the direction Danmachi season 3 is going in... “It’s a fantasy ecchi harem and season 2 was abysmal and you hated it completely, Preston,” 

I know,

but really, now the linchpin of the plot this season is a widdle baby monster girl that doesn���t know what “dinner” means and who hangs off of 15 year old Bell’s arm like a puppy-daughter hybrid? Give me a BREAK

[jalebi-likes]

Channa Mereya Liveblog | E4: Does Nobody Have a Clue That Ambar is an A**

Dedicated to the liveblog queen @tellywoodtrash​ and this show’s PR queen @aye-masakalii​

Unfortunately I won’t be able to give many pictures cause I want to go through these episodes as quickly as I can to watch the show live! It’s historic in my tv watching history btw!

Episode 4: Does Nobody Have a Clue That Ambar is an A**

Adi and Ambar playing bitter baap beta. Oh what a fun family breakfast time.

Daarji I still have a question that how did you not know you’re raising an arse for a son. 

Clearly, Daarji trying to be the glue for the household but that’s impossible considering the abusive son you have and the traumatized grandson you have.

Lol, dono baap bete ko ek hi paratha chahiye. I feel I would sneak in and grab the paratha myself - let them fight :)

Also Adi, did you not put any filling in that paratha?

Ok I’m laughing at Daarji saying for as long as I’m alive Adi isn’t going anywhere - cause Ambar had the look of “I’m gonna kill you now Dad”

Ooh Daarji has something up his sleeve - a party for Adi winning the truck competition. 

Daarji, how did you still not understand your son is a piece of shit. 

Ambar has a death wish - HOW DARE HE DESTROY THE FOOD AND THE LASSI AND CHAAS C’MON THERE ARE HUNGRY PEOPLE… AMBAR I WANT TO KILL YOU.

Also, Adi - that was a fake wall - I can’t take your wall punch seriously. 

Also, Armaan thanks for being a good friend and try to de-escalate the situation. And did Adi just pour some alcohol over his wound? I need medical advice here - how ok is that?

Woah… Adi in… self harm mode? Cause boy has really bad scars over his back! 

Finally Tayaji realizes he needed to guide his brother and ask important questions. Ok… every man in this house tends to be sane. Bro did you not have any idea your younger brother is an abusive piece of shit.

Ooh… seriously Ambar has some issues with his own son. Also it is interesting how his older brother never answers the question if he killed Gurkirat or not. 

Ok I love the older brother going that Ambar is problematic.

Ok… apart from Ginni clothes, location of her house, I want her hair too? *unlocking Arnav Asad Singh Rathore Khurana Khan*

Is Adi blind? Can he not see the vehicle is stuck! Exactly Ginni - can’t Adi see she is in need of help. 

Adi in a white shirt in rain, I approve.

Ooooohhhh the hair falls on his face! I love they’re both a bit confused. 

I like the banter  - there’s a tone of level headedness despite the bitter talk. 

Ooooohhhhhhhh they both recognized the tea was too sweet. And they recognized CINAMMON! Interesting how food is important for both of them, the awkwardness of finding that is the common factor between them.

It’s like me realizing the guy I kinda don’t like also loves Hindi films and tv and especially Iss Pyaar Ko... like... kya bolu ab? Also the hair on Adi’s face threw me back to Khushi’s hair on Arnav’s face and boy was he turned on MAX with that. 

Ok... back to CM.

ALSO YES A MAN GOING SORRY I DIDN’T SAY I DON’T TAKE SUGAR SO PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER TEA TO THE CHAI WALLA. YES THANK YOU FOR CREATING A NORMAL PERSON? 

Lol Ginni’s side comment of Adi being bitter due to lack of sugar is hilarious - in the sense of how she just snidely commented it, haha. 

Hahahahahah Ginni going on a rant as to how a person from their area leave a show midway - I feel it if you were rooting for your town boy.

ALSO YES GINNI HAS A QR CODE TO TRANSFER MONEY. EXACTLY! OUR GIRL IS EDUCATED! SHE UNDERSTANDS TECHNOLOGY AND THE WORLD! CAUSE SHE HANDLES FINANCE AND PAYMENTS! YES YES YES AND HER GIVING HIM THE ADVICE TO HELP A PERSON IF THEY’RE STUCK INSTEAD OF JUST SENDING TAANA.

I’m wondering how deprived I am of normal people represented in TV that I’m happy with a hero showing basic etiquettes and a heroine having a working knowledge of tech.

I don’t get the “Tere rukh seeeee” channa mereya streaming through as Adi does help the vehicle out of the pothole on his way out.

OH SHIT… he accidentally spilt mud on her face!!! (Accidentally)

Ugh, tayiji excited to make a financial arrangement out of her daughter’s marriage is hilarious. 

Omg tayiji asking others to ask Ambar about Adi is hilarious. 

Poor Adi attending the party only for Daarji sake. 

Ugh, Ambar praising Adi’s best friend to the public to insult Aditya is disgusting. Also, Armaan is a brilliant friend to Adi.

Ugh, Ambar reminds me of Ram Kapoor from SOTY where he praised Sid ka character in front of Varun. 

Ok I love the maturity of Adi to see the pettiness and immaturity in his father. 

Lol, Daarji took the party in his own hands and gave Adi a grand welcome. OMG DID DAARJI JUST HAND THE REIGNS OF THE HOTEL EMPIRE TO ADI??? YAY. 

Omg did Ambar just place Adi as an intern in the hotel - good job Daarji insinuated that Adi will be LEADING the enterprise. 

Haha chess match going on between the three generations. Meanwhile poor Tayiji, her hubby and she ain’t getting any reign of the property. Lolz. 

Thoughts: WHEN EVERY PERSON IN THIS FAMILY IS SANE EXCEPT AMBAR... HOW DID YOU PEEPS NOT FIGURE IT OUT? Not putting the onus of an abusive person to their family - but like... yaar yeh aise kaise nikla? I like the level headedness of the show. I think that’s what the USP is. They just know when to pullback and give a touch of gravity to the characters. 

The end :)

- Jalebi

[zeromorph]

if you weren't human you wouldn't be so angry about all this, Otto tells Scarlett during a conversation between the two of them and Bete, the robot who just physically threw down with Scarlett because they were so angry at each other

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 9

I'm getting close to 10, but that's for tomorrow. Gonna need all the chill before my test, so wish me luck. Now let's get back to it!

Secret police are always shady. yep, don't worry it's 2024 and I still feel this fits the vibes. encouraging vigilantism is kinda cool ngl.

please tell me the pyramid got summoned from the meditation. That would be so cool.

Oh shit, yellow? It's Bill, get away from him now Cecil!!

Yes, tell me how much you hate the barber, Cecil. Telly is a dead man when I see him. Never mind, it's settled.

Awww, I want a cat. Maybe not in the men's bathroom though. But it is sweet they are taking care of him.

Intern #4 is Brad, $10 he is dead by music break.

please spay and neuter, I know our animal shelter is filled too.

making up informative facts has never gone wrong, I promise

Surface missiles are always a good solution to problems, lol.

oh yeah, talk mechanics to me, Cecil. My friend called me out as a physics person when I was describing a situation to her. I'm sorry that I find inertia so sexy.

Yes, check for skin cancer, please. I studied too many pictures in August. I'm sorry horns? from your knees?? I think that might be benign if I remember that lecture.

You missed the step about chanting Latin, my buddy.

Oh man, I want to say I'm part of the water filled earth team, Cecil. it's a little denser than air.

thought crime certainly is something to be on audible, thanks Bezos.

CEOs at gunpoint are a great time imo.

Oh this is a shanty kind of song? Again, 10/10 vibes

Thank god the pyramid is gone, I thought I was gonna have to get Mabel and Dipper to kill this asshole early. NOOOO KILL THE BABY PYRAMID!

I don't care if the pyramid can't die, I know what it can do.

Okay, that was cool. I'm gonna go to bed now and hope tomorrow is a good day of studying. Until next time!

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 23

Well, that happened. Honestly, I'm not sure what the next few years are gonna be like, but my therapist reminded me to take some time and think about the present. Not sure how well I can do that, but I can listen to Cecil and try to wind down with him. So let's do that!

You report everything, Cecil. And we love you for it.

Koshek the cat sounds adorable. Awww, he's a mom now too. Can I have one of the kittens?

I missed that HR was some unknown entity. Wait we have an oracle in the station? COOL!!

ewwww, Boy Scouts. Yeah it would suck to be eternally a boy.

Why do all these things happen in the pit outside Ralphs? Not a complaint. Just, is it like Denny's?

Death a meritocracy sounds incredible, ngl. Yeah, the government shouldn't decide who gets to die. I vote against making death universal.

"When I die, I want to have earned it." Another banger. I also feel like this right now.

Mayor vomiting balloons sounds like not the worst thing to happen to children. The first being clowns luring them to sewers

Aww I like that they get some celebration before the pit.

All hail the glow cloud. they know what's up with soda. Love the death traps. The salt will make up for the sugar.

Missile silos seem like an unsurprising thing in Night Vale. Listen, sometimes hypnotism is the answer.

How much human control is there in the ceremony? Just asking for a friend. Yeah, you should be terrified Scoutmaster. I know a lot of confusing feelings. Dude, how many dudes have a crush on Cecil and how many have been disappointed since Carlos moved to Night Vale?

yes, life IS terrifying Cecil. Never forget that.

I'm cackling that it was an ad for Six Flags in DESERT BLUFFS. LMAO

yes, calm will help a bleeding crisis. That is certified medicine. Says a medical student who is studying clotting medications.

Do the birds correlate to the kids fleeing the tent? Secret police saying something is creepy should be certifiable. Cecil, you have 5 in the booth? thoughts and prayers.

of course, you go to the weather right now.

Is everyone safe and sound? of course aren't the threat, they just attack and drag people away. Oh, I guess only 12 people dead isn't too much to worry about.

RIP Harlan, your scouts will remember you. Even Cecil will miss you.

yeah, that sounds like an ETERNAL scout, to be preserved in a glass case.

Welp, good night Night Vale. And good night to the rest of you. Remember, if you see me blogging shit after I say good night, no, you didn't.

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 7

Whoo, I made it through a scary class this morning so let's go for a scary night!

ohhh, history week! Now this is gonna be good. cool motto too.

4000 BC and cave paintings? This imagery is amazing, I'm in love. lol, the religious belief.

only 2 times they were found to be shrieking? I feel like that is underselling it. but Tourism is always a cash cow, so I feel the Mayor. I want a puppy so bad, especially from this town. Don't worry Cecil, I would help if I could, just need a TARDIS.

Yes, the insulting headdress is correct description. Local embarrassment is right.

1745 - The first white man. Lol I love the Desert Bluffs rivalry, did I say that already? tough shit, it's my favorite. Damn Cecil, I think that is 5 parties it took to settle Night Vale.

I like the idea of mosaics idea, can we borrow that? The description of slavery are beautiful and so heavy handed. This is not a complaint btw

Damn Chicago must never tip based on that line. Pot holes even end up in the shape of rats there.

I want to know the official song and moan. No, Cecil, DON'T GO!

Oh thank god, I thought we were about to actually beef with the library. those are all acceptable complaints imo. I hope they make some changes at least.

WHOO go Night Vale! Look, if angels want to tip the scales I won't snitch.

The metal detectors actually sound like a good idea, but can the kids keep the tasers?

Was this made in 2012? (update: I did just google when Sandy Hook happened, I get it)

1943 - chanting in WW2 seems like it worked

oh thank god, 2052, I thought he was gonna say 2024. Only half the population? are you sure that's enough for the council?

Again, I like the music choices

Shared hallucinations are always fun, I support that. As a med student, I would please ask you reconsider your olden beliefs

Yesterday - always a fun history to remember. Unless it's the day after a test, then you forget that shit.

Cecil, if the sun is shouting at you, probably yell back. You know, to assert dominance.

You know, that is nice, to be reminded we made it another day. Thank you Cecil!

Welp, I'm gonna sleep early. This is more relaxing than I thought it would be.

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale ep 25

I did so much studying today that I am treating myself with a little alcohol. And now to wind down with some Cecil. Let's go!

Oh, the bowling alley has more activity! Always love to hear more from the downstairs neighbors.

Carlos sighting! Sir, please don't go down there. Well, it was a good run folks.

Let's hope the Apache Tracker ends up dying in this underground uprising. Such an embarrassment, indeed.

Waxing rhapsodic, can't forget to complain about that haircut. AWWW. It's their anniversary of meeting!

Yes, Cecil. Please stop talking about the dog park. You have a crush to moon over.

He will be "delayed". Buddy, it will be okay. I'm sure Carlos will appreciate the trophy.

Oof, the most awkward timing goes to that plane. You defend your truth, boo! Yes, keeping everything locked in Night Vale feels like a good idea.

Just love these slogans from the NRA. Can I turn some into bumper stickers? Love it.

How did ALL the children go missing? They better come back.

Huh, Carlos made it back. I am certainly surprised.

The city description was foreboding. Oh god, what optical illusion is this? only 10 feet, that isn't bad.

Tiered heavens, yeah I am Jon Snow city council. Angels being told they aren't real would need some balls on that rep.

Please, Carlos, you can't die! Let it be just a scratch. Oh, Cecil. I'm so sorry.

Science PSAs in Night Vale are always something, lol.

Carlos is still alive. I guess the Apache Tracker can live for another week. But only a week.

I guess bowling alleys are prime sites for medical disasters. makes sense the owner should be a doctor too.

Yeah, and you took me on that rollercoaster with you Cecil. Thanks.

All is well feels like a curse in Night Vale. And there it is!

Meh, the Apache Tracker will be missed, I guess. Still side-eyeing what he did with the Mayor in the last episode.

Russian translations will be found at a later time. When I get the urge to actually know what he said.

OH, Carlos wants to meet at Arby's. That is so romantic! you dick, come back here and narrate your meet up. Don't send us to weather! BOOOOO TnT

Aww Cecil is all about the mystery and Carlos just wanted to see him. <3 <3

That was a wonderful monologue from Carlos.

Oh, the threads are coming together, methinks. The various stories are coming together.

They are getting closer, awwwww. I love this so much.

Okay, that was a rollercoaster of an episode. But that ending made it soooo worth it. Gah, I can't stop smiling! Until next time, people.

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 22

I have more Fireball in me than last time, so let's goooo

That line between weird and beautiful is called my jumprope.

New forest?? Yeah that is sus. "the Whispersing Forest" is not the creepiest name in this podcast... so far.

Can my school close, please? Nothing doesn't matter during election month.

When did the glow cloud become PTA president? Good for them.

Yeah school is meaningful, but compared to insignificance it loses every time. See, Diane?

Yes, marketing execs love data. Dream journals might not be the best route now. Yeah cause banning writing utensils is a great way to ensure you can collect information.

You would make a secret compartment in a book? you would violate a book? Jail for Cecil, jail for 1 million years.

Ofc Larry is the one to go into the forest... *face palm* No the forest is smart, this is the best way to lure men into the scary forest.

Thank god for cable TV, I guess.

Intern #7, Richard. I will pour one out for you in memorial, my man.

The moon is a pretty lady, Cecil. Do you not watch Avatar?

Excuse me? I have incredible music taste, thank you very much.

Why did the water cause locals to lose teeth?

How does a Night Vale not already have knife skills before learning how to cook? That seems backwards to me

I have plans on Sunday, sorry.

shot time! god I hope this night passes quicker

Oh Richard... you aren't coming back are you? Ofc you have blue eyes and soft hands. RIP another imaginary man who is my type. Cecil let the man stay.

Well, there actually are reasons to explore nature. Like supposedly extinct species, new sights of wonder... Actually no, everyone needs to stay away, we can't be trusted with that.

Whoo, RIP Richard, I called it. yeah this would have killed me too. Now what is the bad news? That was the bad news? Oh I guess it si good they aren't technically dead.

becoming one with nature doesn't sound too bad right now.

Oof Cecil, no intern is meaningless, dude.

Do I do another episode? maybe, I still have a little Fireball left. Or I can just watch some youtube before I fall alseep. Stay tuned on my decision!

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 21

Alright, I have a shot of Fireball, my tabs are locked so I can't multitask, and I am ready to ignore the news for the next hour or so. I'm in the US so thoughts and prayers for the next little bit. But on to the show!

Let's preface this with I am now one shot deep and I plan on taking a few more before we are done.

Teddy Williams is an incredible name and an incredible man. You protect your place, man! Although, I wouldn't make the games illegal per see.

"Man in the Tan jacket" just call him Cas already. This is already the SPN era and it's destiel time, baby

Cecil, what did you study in college? Curious minds want to know.

Well, let's start with Svitz not being real Cecil. And maybe you...

Excuse me, did you just say a decade? Dude, how old are you, Cecil???

Yes, denial is definitely a skill.

I want to know what classes Night Vale community college has on offer.

Now see, from this point in 2024, I can say the world should have ended at least 5 times since I was born.

World ending to me is when I have finished my TBR list tbh.

can we have this aquarium pump on loop? very relaxing.

Francia? okay Cecil, I need to ask to see your birth certificate AND your passport. also any pictures you have of Stonehenge, please.

See, haze of cheap wine is plausible for why your memories are a little skewed.

"no visit can last forever" up the deep quote tally, everyone.

Dude, you were fucked by a werewolf? deep respect.

Love the sleeping agents that this message was meant to be for. If seat belts are marketed accessories, what about air bags?

Shot time, folks! Love the poem here Cecil, *snaps*

No, Europe is about the monuments. The people aren't the tourism pull, you think.

Cecil, I do not think they thought you were American.

I am going to be in agony for the next week at minimum, bud. yeah, that tracks.

Whoo! Weather time!

Damn Cecil, hit me in the feels with that nostalgia quote. and follow it with the wax allegory? Shut up, that's what I'm sensitive about. TTnTT

With this night being so... well it is election night. This outro is a little more solemn. "We are in a moment that is still, still volatile." I need more alcohol for this.

Nope, we are going on to the next one. Too much time awake still before I can go to sleep.

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale ep 20

OKay, palate cleanser, give me the good stuff. Maybe some Carlos as payback for 2 episodes with Stupid Kevin, please.

Yes, I am safer in Night Vale than Desert Bluffs, that is for sure.

Poetry week is sacred? Oh Night Vale how I missed you.

Why chain Librarians? They should be free range.

Oh wait. Never mind, I think there may be a librarian out to get me too.

The poetry is certainly something. Love the outro for her.

Why would you want to keep the animals away from people in the zoo? How else do we get to experience them?

Also, I love how these are the locals making poems. Even the sheriff.

Yes, a poem on Street Cleaning Day. That was a fun episode, tbh.

Cecil, are you gonna drop some lines later?

That is how billboards work though, they just appear and randomly change.

no one tell Carlos that he is actually a comedian. I don't think he would agree.

Cecil, is this just poetry disguised as traffic? I approve

oh no, the dog park has a note outside. I love how this entire episode is just poem after poem.

Grave danger is just a day ending in Y for you, Cecil.

Russell Swinson sounds like a realtor name for sure.

Intern Dana, #6, will be counted as the same, since I bet only a Night Vale native would be able to kill their doppelganger.

oh no, the gates! stone monoliths are never good.

I'm too curious, I feel like I might go missing within a day of going to Night Vale. especially if I go near the dog park.

I love Old Woman Josie. Erika is a wonderful name for an angel. Oh no, there are witnesses to the monolith, nice knowing you nameless locals.

Welp, I will miss Dana. Intern #7 may need to look into life insurance before they apply. Just because.

Even the angels made a poem! awwww

Cecil, consequences are a choice, don't you remember? They will never catch you, anyways.

Dude, your phone needs to go back to the manufacturer.

Now this is what I missed in the last one. Good times have been had. Off to bed, now!

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale 19B

Yep, A was definitely a weird one, even for Night Vale. Let's see why this gets the B treatment.

The future is what you make of it. just know your supplies are limited. Up the quote tally, everyone.

FUCK DESERT BLUFFS. what fresh hell is this??

Stupid Kevin is not doing it. Yeah, you better pass buddy. I don't like all this happiness. I appreciate the choice in pets though.

Yeah, he is keeping the Stupid nickname.

This is some tonal whiplash, for sure. I don't like it TTnTT

you do not have a great team, Stupid Kevin. God I want to choke, this is disgustingly cutesy.

StrexCorp at least sounds more like something in Night Vale. A smiling god is giving something, but I'm not sure what yet. *pokes it with a stick*

This is Ba Sing Se level creepy. Stupid Kevin is like Ju Dee, yeah?

Okay, we hit the doppelganger, but definitely creepy the same thing.

Grandma Jospehine? Shit, does everyone have a Night Vale counterpart.

more ammo that Desert Bluffs is the bad guy: they prefer Twitter and Facebook.

This seems even creepier than how Cecil does the news. Maybe I got used to him and now this happy-go-lucky just weirds me out.

Oh yeah, this is some freaky Twilight Zone bullshit. Too much smiley and cozy feels. No thank you.

StrexCorp is the parent company? Yeah I am side-eyeing that thing. Now following you downstairs anywhere

Yeah, Stupid Kevin should go to Night Vale. They would eat him alive. Ohhhhh, Steve Carlsberg, what kind of radio do you have?

Again, the vibes are rancid here. I do NOT like this.

Yes, please leave Stupid Kevin. I want to see if Cecil comes in and wrecks shit.

Oh, Cecil, I'm so sorry. This is some kind of nightmare for you.

Okay, at least Kevin still saw an actual radio room. Now, I wonder what the fuck StrexCorp is filling in the vents.

Yep, Desert Bluffs is not a vacation spot like Night Vale.

Even the weather is still on point, creepy and weird.

Stupid Kevin, I think you need a detox of whatever StrexCorp is feeding you.

I am not happy you are alive. I don't like you Stupid Kevin.

This was definitely... something. How about one more to cleanse the palate of Kevin and Desert Bluffs.

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 19A

Whoo, I passed and then enjoyed a weekend of fun and travel. I am definitely moving next year, but fingers crossed I get my number 1 destination of choice. Now I can enjoy these next 2 episodes in peace.

I'm interested because this one has both A and B episodes? Cool

My one thing about Cecil, is that I sometimes don't know if he is using sarcasm.

oh no, property damage. But I agree on the raccoon point.

"pretend that mere walls are enough" that should be the new slogan for the US during hurricane season.

I forgot about Spiderwolves. All I remember is that it was part of a Ned's Declassified episode. Now that is how you use telepathy.

Dragging Desert Bluffs is always lovely.

Okay, now this sandstorm is becoming more Night Vale like. Is that why we have a B version?

Larry Leroy is an amazing name, ngl. "Consequences were a choice" sounds incredible.

OOHhhhhhh. yeah, that is why it is A and B, huh?

"Not unpleasently" is certainly one way to describe it, I'm sure. Wait is financial?

oh man, if Night Vale has an emergency, it HAS to be an emergency. Ah, now the doppelganger fun is starting.

Yeah, let's not kill the doppelganger just in case that breaks the continuum. Although I want to meet the person who keeps a sword on hand.

Oh shit, someone is dead. I bet that stapler has the murder weapon. Cecil, I love your priorities. Fuck Steve Carlsberg.

This was a cloud seeding experiment? Give Steve a break, he might not have listened to you Cecil, or the mayor.

Yeah, you suffer in silence when your government fucks up. I would like to argue about helpful pandemics though.

Now there is a VORTEX???? Cecil, snap out of this babe. You curious shit! GET BACK HERE DAMNIT!

UHHH, who the fuck is Kevin? and is he from Desert Bluffs? Screw this guy.

Ah, Desert Bluff also got caught in the sandstorm. That is my guess at least.

Cecil description now, please give me. Well this gives nothing, thank you Stupid Kevin.

I don't like him, give me Cecil back, that is not a plea. It is a demand.

Don't think you can just use the weather to distract me. Even if it is soothing and sorta relaxing.

Oh thank god, Cecil is back. NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN! I have two different ideas now on what Cecil looks like: monster or radiohost.

Yes we are all alive, thank goodness. Can we circle back to how Cecil may want an exorcism for Stupid Kevin touching his stuff.

Yeah, I am just gonna hit play on the next one.

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep

And we are back! My brain is getting mushy from studying vessels and keeping my alpha and beta agonists straight. So hopefully this puts me to sleep. Also can we have more Carlos now that I know they have a voice for him?

Valentine's aftermath? boo, I wanted a live play by play TnT

Why would it bring down the town? You know what, knowing some of the citizens I don't want answers.

That strange fiery orb is a star, Cecil. What airport is XTA? The Bermuda Triangle is my guess

That's what all TSA people say. Also, I like the kid asking how many people I've kissed will be sorely disappointed.

Health tip? sounds like they are describing tape worms and now I can't get Venom out of my head.

Okay, I get behind the glitter slander. I was a camp counselor once, that stuff is pure evil.

I'm pretty sure there is something different but I can't put my finger on it. I want to know how Cecil can put images on the radio.

the language of dance is a fun one but I worry about the signage based on if it is a solo or duet. Guess dance lessons are in your future, buddy.

There it is... Follow the money always works out.

I like the addition of traffic reports. Makes it feel more radio-like besides just the weather.

Lol the answering in yes and no reminds of tomorrow and my standardized patient answering closed questions

ohhh corrections time! Give me no context Cecil, I live for it.

Cancellation of art? yeah you complain about getting shut down

how do you activate valentine's cards is a question but the answer may not be

RIP Stacy, intern #5. Yeah I'm sure you forget because you don't have an intern to remind you. huh Cecil?

ELECT THE DRAGON!!! Hiram sounds like he could be nice as mayor. Love the smear campaign. I can't wait for election season in Night Vale.

If Fedex won't deliver, yeah it IS cursed. you don't fuck with FedEx.

a 2 cent increase? that is utterly price gouging.

God that Amazon ad is more terrifying now that it was probably meant in 2013.

Old town is a nightmare seems to track for Night Vale ngl

AH yes the cycle of good and bad days. At least that doesn't change when you go to Night Vale.

Are the love bombs really that bad, Cecil?

I think I will listen to one more, since it looks like episode 19 is split? It has A and B so I guess that should be listened to back to back. but first I need to get even comfier and plan out my outfit for tomorrow.

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 16

I said one more, so one more!

Newspaper sales are down? yeah that tracks. Just wait until Buzzfeed really takes off.

I retract that statement with the new treatment of the bloggers.

Memorizing is how I get through life, good to know I could survive Night Vale. Actually never mind, I wouldn't be able to do that.

Carlos alert! Yeah, Cecil, you treat this as your diary entry for the day. But spill the tea already!

Smooth, Cecil, act like you don't have caller ID. I live for the description of Carlos. I wonder if we get him on the air? no one tell me, I like the surprise.

Cecil what kind of the pulse do you have?

Carlos is onto something here I think. Awww baby, you are down bad for this guy.

Please let "neat" be their thing from this point on.

"Really into science these days"? is that what it's called in Night Vale? okay gay

That outfit sounds like something. a sheriff you say?

I vote for call to peace. I agree with him, who doesn't know their shoe number?

I would sooner choke on carbon monoxide before I open my window. I live in the Midwest, do know what can fly in???

Something is the code word for a raid? that's interesting.

Listen, if I woke up in the library I would just never complain about it. Sounds like a skill issue Night Vale.

Don't turn around, Orpheus made that mistake once.

Read us your texts already Cecil. Since when is Carlos an outsider? How long do you need for citizenship in Night Vale.

AHHHH CARLOS' VOICE!!! I love it so much. I can't believe I got it now. Thought it would take a little more.

Buddy, you chose to move to Night Vale. You live with your choices now.

Well one person's meet up is another's date I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't mean that in a bad way, I'm rooting for you Cecil!

See, there are many definitions for the word "date" and I love the optimism, my dude.

Man, I feel bad for Carlos. this science dude is in the town where science might as well be magic.

Intern Stacy, I apologize for the last note I made about you. You are still intern #5. Unless it's the case where they replaced you with a person of the same name.

Okay, the Carlos voice really fits I think. Can't wait for him to come on again. hopefully soon, I need something to get through this week. But now it's time for me to sleep with that wonderful voice in my head