#betes liveblog

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 23

Well, that happened. Honestly, I'm not sure what the next few years are gonna be like, but my therapist reminded me to take some time and think about the present. Not sure how well I can do that, but I can listen to Cecil and try to wind down with him. So let's do that!

You report everything, Cecil. And we love you for it.

Koshek the cat sounds adorable. Awww, he's a mom now too. Can I have one of the kittens?

I missed that HR was some unknown entity. Wait we have an oracle in the station? COOL!!

ewwww, Boy Scouts. Yeah it would suck to be eternally a boy.

Why do all these things happen in the pit outside Ralphs? Not a complaint. Just, is it like Denny's?

Death a meritocracy sounds incredible, ngl. Yeah, the government shouldn't decide who gets to die. I vote against making death universal.

"When I die, I want to have earned it." Another banger. I also feel like this right now.

Mayor vomiting balloons sounds like not the worst thing to happen to children. The first being clowns luring them to sewers

Aww I like that they get some celebration before the pit.

All hail the glow cloud. they know what's up with soda. Love the death traps. The salt will make up for the sugar.

Missile silos seem like an unsurprising thing in Night Vale. Listen, sometimes hypnotism is the answer.

How much human control is there in the ceremony? Just asking for a friend. Yeah, you should be terrified Scoutmaster. I know a lot of confusing feelings. Dude, how many dudes have a crush on Cecil and how many have been disappointed since Carlos moved to Night Vale?

yes, life IS terrifying Cecil. Never forget that.

I'm cackling that it was an ad for Six Flags in DESERT BLUFFS. LMAO

yes, calm will help a bleeding crisis. That is certified medicine. Says a medical student who is studying clotting medications.

Do the birds correlate to the kids fleeing the tent? Secret police saying something is creepy should be certifiable. Cecil, you have 5 in the booth? thoughts and prayers.

of course, you go to the weather right now.

Is everyone safe and sound? of course aren't the threat, they just attack and drag people away. Oh, I guess only 12 people dead isn't too much to worry about.

RIP Harlan, your scouts will remember you. Even Cecil will miss you.

yeah, that sounds like an ETERNAL scout, to be preserved in a glass case.

Welp, good night Night Vale. And good night to the rest of you. Remember, if you see me blogging shit after I say good night, no, you didn't.

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

Mysteriet på Greveholm-boken liveblog 3

Tänk om det en dag kommer vara någon som inte vet om att det ska sjungas i samma melodi som Pippi Långstrump, långt i framtiden när någon läser denna bok… känns riktigt skrämmande.

Det sägs att Anna-Britta inte gillar barn i allmänhet, så nu undrar jag just hur Astrids uppväxt var. Kanske hennes mamma behandlade henne bra pga det var hennes egna dotter men hatade alla andra barn. Eller så förväntade hon sig att Astrid skulle bete sig vuxet redan som typ 5-åring. Ok ska inte spekulera så mycket lmao, men Astrid verkar ju på nått sätt vara en vanlig person så nått gick väl rätt

Ok hon verkar ändå vara relativt stolt över sin dotter och pratar om hur hon har ”talang” så jag gissar på att det var så att hon ogillar alla barn förutom sin egna dotter

Jag hoppas inte jag blir en sån släkting som alla i hemlighet hatar och bara försöker passa upp på. Samtidigt känner jag att jag nog skulle KOMMA IHÅG MINA BARNBARNS NAMN och inte vara en jobbig svärmor, så jag kommer förhoppningsvis aldrig bli en Anna-Britta

”Först måste hon lösa mysteriet på Greveholm” THEY SAID THE THING

”Man ritar väl inte en skattkarta och gömmer en stekpanna?” Det skulle vara så kul om skatten var en stekpanna dock.

Älskar läraren som ba ”min elev har en hyperfixation på stenar. Vet du vad? Låt oss ändra planerna för lektionen”

1. Herregud Måns är mer tonåring än vad jag minns

2. Älskar att de kysstes och Måns direkt efter bestämde sig att nu ska det jagas spöken!

ENFKFKRKEKKEDKORL

Jean randomly gick på badade i en sjö i närheten. Kan spökerna röra sig… utanför slottets gränser?

Jag tänker hela tiden ”vad skedde i julkalendern och vad är annorlunda här?” - för Måns sover över i boken, det gjorde han inte i julkalendern.

[millennialdemon]

Watched episode 1 and already hate the direction Danmachi season 3 is going in... “It’s a fantasy ecchi harem and season 2 was abysmal and you hated it completely, Preston,” 

I know,

but really, now the linchpin of the plot this season is a widdle baby monster girl that doesn’t know what “dinner” means and who hangs off of 15 year old Bell’s arm like a puppy-daughter hybrid? Give me a BREAK

[jalebi-likes]

Channa Mereya Liveblog | E4: Does Nobody Have a Clue That Ambar is an A**

Dedicated to the liveblog queen @tellywoodtrash​ and this show’s PR queen @aye-masakalii​

Unfortunately I won’t be able to give many pictures cause I want to go through these episodes as quickly as I can to watch the show live! It’s historic in my tv watching history btw!

Episode 4: Does Nobody Have a Clue That Ambar is an A**

Adi and Ambar playing bitter baap beta. Oh what a fun family breakfast time.

Daarji I still have a question that how did you not know you’re raising an arse for a son. 

Clearly, Daarji trying to be the glue for the household but that’s impossible considering the abusive son you have and the traumatized grandson you have.

Lol, dono baap bete ko ek hi paratha chahiye. I feel I would sneak in and grab the paratha myself - let them fight :)

Also Adi, did you not put any filling in that paratha?

Ok I’m laughing at Daarji saying for as long as I’m alive Adi isn’t going anywhere - cause Ambar had the look of “I’m gonna kill you now Dad”

Ooh Daarji has something up his sleeve - a party for Adi winning the truck competition. 

Daarji, how did you still not understand your son is a piece of shit. 

Ambar has a death wish - HOW DARE HE DESTROY THE FOOD AND THE LASSI AND CHAAS C’MON THERE ARE HUNGRY PEOPLE… AMBAR I WANT TO KILL YOU.

Also, Adi - that was a fake wall - I can’t take your wall punch seriously. 

Also, Armaan thanks for being a good friend and try to de-escalate the situation. And did Adi just pour some alcohol over his wound? I need medical advice here - how ok is that?

Woah… Adi in… self harm mode? Cause boy has really bad scars over his back! 

Finally Tayaji realizes he needed to guide his brother and ask important questions. Ok… every man in this house tends to be sane. Bro did you not have any idea your younger brother is an abusive piece of shit.

Ooh… seriously Ambar has some issues with his own son. Also it is interesting how his older brother never answers the question if he killed Gurkirat or not. 

Ok I love the older brother going that Ambar is problematic.

Ok… apart from Ginni clothes, location of her house, I want her hair too? *unlocking Arnav Asad Singh Rathore Khurana Khan*

Is Adi blind? Can he not see the vehicle is stuck! Exactly Ginni - can’t Adi see she is in need of help. 

Adi in a white shirt in rain, I approve.

Ooooohhhh the hair falls on his face! I love they’re both a bit confused. 

I like the banter  - there’s a tone of level headedness despite the bitter talk. 

Ooooohhhhhhhh they both recognized the tea was too sweet. And they recognized CINAMMON! Interesting how food is important for both of them, the awkwardness of finding that is the common factor between them.

It’s like me realizing the guy I kinda don’t like also loves Hindi films and tv and especially Iss Pyaar Ko... like... kya bolu ab? Also the hair on Adi’s face threw me back to Khushi’s hair on Arnav’s face and boy was he turned on MAX with that. 

Ok... back to CM.

ALSO YES A MAN GOING SORRY I DIDN’T SAY I DON’T TAKE SUGAR SO PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER TEA TO THE CHAI WALLA. YES THANK YOU FOR CREATING A NORMAL PERSON? 

Lol Ginni’s side comment of Adi being bitter due to lack of sugar is hilarious - in the sense of how she just snidely commented it, haha. 

Hahahahahah Ginni going on a rant as to how a person from their area leave a show midway - I feel it if you were rooting for your town boy.

ALSO YES GINNI HAS A QR CODE TO TRANSFER MONEY. EXACTLY! OUR GIRL IS EDUCATED! SHE UNDERSTANDS TECHNOLOGY AND THE WORLD! CAUSE SHE HANDLES FINANCE AND PAYMENTS! YES YES YES AND HER GIVING HIM THE ADVICE TO HELP A PERSON IF THEY’RE STUCK INSTEAD OF JUST SENDING TAANA.

I’m wondering how deprived I am of normal people represented in TV that I’m happy with a hero showing basic etiquettes and a heroine having a working knowledge of tech.

I don’t get the “Tere rukh seeeee” channa mereya streaming through as Adi does help the vehicle out of the pothole on his way out.

OH SHIT… he accidentally spilt mud on her face!!! (Accidentally)

Ugh, tayiji excited to make a financial arrangement out of her daughter’s marriage is hilarious. 

Omg tayiji asking others to ask Ambar about Adi is hilarious. 

Poor Adi attending the party only for Daarji sake. 

Ugh, Ambar praising Adi’s best friend to the public to insult Aditya is disgusting. Also, Armaan is a brilliant friend to Adi.

Ugh, Ambar reminds me of Ram Kapoor from SOTY where he praised Sid ka character in front of Varun. 

Ok I love the maturity of Adi to see the pettiness and immaturity in his father. 

Lol, Daarji took the party in his own hands and gave Adi a grand welcome. OMG DID DAARJI JUST HAND THE REIGNS OF THE HOTEL EMPIRE TO ADI??? YAY. 

Omg did Ambar just place Adi as an intern in the hotel - good job Daarji insinuated that Adi will be LEADING the enterprise. 

Haha chess match going on between the three generations. Meanwhile poor Tayiji, her hubby and she ain’t getting any reign of the property. Lolz. 

Thoughts: WHEN EVERY PERSON IN THIS FAMILY IS SANE EXCEPT AMBAR... HOW DID YOU PEEPS NOT FIGURE IT OUT? Not putting the onus of an abusive person to their family - but like... yaar yeh aise kaise nikla? I like the level headedness of the show. I think that’s what the USP is. They just know when to pullback and give a touch of gravity to the characters. 

The end :)

- Jalebi

[zeromorph]

if you weren't human you wouldn't be so angry about all this, Otto tells Scarlett during a conversation between the two of them and Bete, the robot who just physically threw down with Scarlett because they were so angry at each other

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz dec 22 - 30th lb

thank you all for the incredibly touching messages you left me. to receive such heartfelt sentiments from those who’ve never met me and my family genuinely made me happy-cry. 😭😭😭 you’re all the sweetest. thank you thank you thank you. 💜💙💚💛❤💕💗💘💝 *squishes all of you into a giant hug; sorry for the snot on your shoulders*

i’m almost all caught up with ishqbaaz; because A+ technique to avoid relatives who make saddddd eyes and then bring up when i’m getting married (“not anytime soon, possibly never; leave me alone, the only one i want to cuddle with right now is my obese cat” is not an acceptable answer, apparently.); so here’s the first installment of liveblogs!

22nd december

i know i said that one gesture wasn’t enough for redemption, but damn. what a gesture. he handled that situation very well. in a most non-shivaay like manner. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

i’m so confused. who is this man, really? 🤔🤔🤔

i love that anika is still giving him silent treatment. you go girl. don’t give it up that easy. 😎😎😎

“baat karlo na.”

i love gentle yet petulant shivaay. he’s adorable.  😚😚😚

since gentle shivaay isn’t doing the trick, tadi waala shivaay has taken over. 😐😐😐

anika’s gentle smile @ shivaay’s tadi walk! lol, is she checking out her own husband? 😏😏😏

oh boy. battle of the wills. 😬😬😬

“yeh kahin suna hua hai. oh haan, yeh toh mera hi dialogue hai!”

you cocky little shit. you’re asking for it. 🙄🙄🙄

god the constant sunglass theatrics. 😑😑😑

i just noticed his mickey mouse pocket square! lol, cute.

i like seeing these little nakuul touches, though they’re the most un-shivaay-like things. 🙃🙃🙃

oh girl. so extra. i mean, this time he didn’t even deserve it as much as the last time. 😣😣😣

lol those security guards give zero fucks about the marital war unfolding in front of them. 😂😂😂

he’s in lurrrrrrve. with his windshield smashing wife. 😍😍😍

that smile looks so unnatural on him. it’s weirding me out as much as it’s weirding ANIKA out. 😶😶😶

lmaoooooooo khanna makes videos of these two. what a creep. 😂😂😂

at least one member of this family is constantly under the threat of death at any given time but this guy has the time to make fanmixes of his otp and distribute. honestly. 🙄🙄🙄

what do you mean he made the wedding day video? how the hell did he get the bits inside the hotel room? 🤔🤔🤔

lmao khanna hates shivaay’s guts too. 😂😂😂

hahahaha “WHAT IS YOUR LANGUAGE????” 😁😁😁

oh he’s been saying “watch your language” all these days? i thought it was “what’s with the language?” 😐😐😐

lol khanna’s gone back to a good vantage point to shoot his videos from. 😂😂😂

yesssss, my girl is back in form. 😘😘😘

ohhhh, my boy is getting into “ishqbaaz” form as well. 😏😏😏

lol the family’s faces. 😂😂😂

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WHAT AN ASSHOLE. 😂😂😂

lol shakti’s loving it. 😆😆😆

aw, anika. just beat it, as quickly as you cannnn. 😗😗😗

LOOK AT THAT SHIT-EATING GRIN. SMACK IT OFF HIS FACEEEE, GIRL. 😋😋😋

… or not. mutual giggle fest is fine too, i guess. 😕😕😕

this is the most married thing they’ve ever done. 😌😌😌

“i’m not a joker. i’m shivaay singh oberoi.”

pft. what an idiot. is your name a profession? 🙄🙄🙄

lol aw anika, come on, that quite a nice laugh. give the handsome boy some credit. 😊😊😊

i wouldn’t pause like she is. if he said “sar pe maaro” to me, you’d best believe, he’d have cartoon stars and birds swimming around his head the next second. 💥💥💥

aw, puppy eyes. 🐶🐶🐶

HE’S APOLOGIZING. WITH PUPPY EYES. 🙈🙈🙈

(what was the weird move with the phone tho? is he… recording this?) 🤔🤔🤔

KISS, IDIOTS. KISSSSS! 💏💏💏

why’s tia in some rando storeroom in the oberoi mansion? 😐😐😐

goddamn, tia looks so fuckingggggg goooood. i don’t look this good when i’m in the best of moods, let alone when in a suicidal spiral. 😒😒😒

OWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! heropanti ki bhi limit hoti hai shivaay. 😬😬😬

lmao mrs. kapoor calm the f down. 🙄🙄🙄

tia’s the next virgin mary; just in time for christmas too! merry christmas, oberois!!!!! 🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄

23rd december

lmao shakti’s like “behudaaaa harkat!!!!” while tej is just like “bro you shoulda wrapped it before you tapped it.” 😂😂😂

lol everyone’s michmichi at shivaay’s sex life being out in the open like this. 😂😂😂

good lord, tia and her mom roofied shivaay. you ladies are out of fuckin’ control. ya crazy bishes. 😬😬😬

ok mrs. kapoor, you’re being weird and creepy. ew. 😖😖😖

“in the same room!”

wow, mrs. kapoor is really overestimating the power of shivaay’s swimmers. 😐😐😐

oh god tia’s sanskaari drama. girl, please. you’re so much better than this nonsense. 😑😑😑

shivaay’s silent, but his face is screaming BRO THIS SUCKS ASS, I DIDN’T EVEN GET TO DO THE FUN PART OF BABYMAKING 😂😂😂

what i wouldn’t give for omRu to be here and to see their reactions. 😚😚😚

shivaay’s look at anika: BUT I LIKE MY CURRENT WIFEEEEE. I WANT TO KEEP THISSSS ONEEEE. 😗😗😗

pinky ko aur bahaana mil gaya, to ship #shiTia 😐😐😐

tej, how shitty a businessman are you, if you’re constantly wringing your hands about shivaay overtaking you in business by marrying someone. 🙄🙄🙄

everyone’s #teamShivaay except pinky. 😶😶😶

OUFF PINKY. SHUTTTTT UP. 😣😣😣

now the deal is only 36 crores. which, come on. i’m sure shivaay’s sunglass and car maintenance budget alone is that much anually. 🙄🙄🙄

*sighhhhh* tia. girl, i loved you so much. y u be so damn shady? 😩😩😩

lmao that was the worst denial i’ve ever seen of not being happy married to anika. dude, sound more assertive. 🙄🙄🙄

lmaoooooo his michmichi at her mention of “humara baby” 😂😂😂

THEY NEVER HAD SEX???? WHAT WAS WITH ALL THOSE MASSAGE NIGHTS THEN? what a load of bullshit. 😮😮😮🙄🙄🙄

wow, tia’s voice at “indignant screeching” is just… only bats and dogs can hear her at that frequency. 🙉🙉🙉

and girlllllllll, stop laying it on so thick. it’s gonna be hella bad when you get found out. 🙈🙈🙈

expert bitchface on both sides. impressive, ladies. impressive! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

lmao his face when he turns around and sees anika “NO BABY I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT, I MEANT I’LL BE THERE FOR HER BABY IN THE CAPACITY OF A DISTANTTTTT MAAMA, OR SOMETHING. I ONLY WANT TO MAKE BABIES WITH YOU!” 😂😂😂

oh tiaaa. you’re being so overconfident. be smarterrrrrrr. 😑😑😑

anika’s face after “tumhe toh main shivaay ki zindagi se phek kar rahoongi”:

“oh tacky ki bachchi, zyaada english jhaadi na mere saamne, toh tumhe chaadar ki tarah jhaad doongi, samjhiiii?” lololololol best.😂😂😂

god this loser and his disgusting hair. does anyone actually think this looks good???????? 🤐🤐🤐

BRO SHE DOESN’T WANT YOUR FUCKING CHAI. 😒😒😒

ugh, so rapey. he’s even more rapey than daksh. 😖😖😖

anika trying to do a reprise of shankar mahadevan’s breathless, except more gossipy. and with more metaphors about dal. 😂😂😂

lol, what to even say to that, anika?

O BETE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 😱😱😱

oh no, both your khurafaati dimaaags together. 🙈🙈🙈

no you two also agreed that love was a waste of time, when mallika was around. 😌😌😌

aaaaaaah, marriage. must not be so bad. 😙😙😙

god i don’t even wanna witness what freqeuncy tia’s voice goes to when he suggests the dna test. 🙉🙉🙉

you’re still agreeing on the same topic, you fucking idiots. 🙄🙄🙄

tia kapoor is two steps ahead of you chuckleheads. tum toh bade kachche khilaadi ho. 😊😊😊

SHE PAID THE DOCTOR OFF YOU IDIOT. HOW CAN YOU BE SO DAMN STUPID? 🙄🙄🙄 you need to learn some shit from arnav singh raizada (like, in general, but also SPECIFICALLY about this topic.)

24th december

looks like shivaay’s aman isn’t as efficient as arnav’s aman. 🤔🤔🤔

okaaay girl, coulda bataofied his dhyaan some other way too, y'know? 😐😐😐

why would her breaking the button off cause HIM to be in pain??????? 🙄🙄🙄

oh, so tia is REALLY pregnant. by poor dead dobin. uski aakhri nishaani tak ko… this show really screwed over pure, innocent dobin. 😖😖😖

lol CHICKCHIK. 😂😂😂

pfffffffft. these idiots and their competition on who can thread a needle. 🙄🙄🙄

“BUTTON SHIRT PE LAGAANA HAI, BODY PAR NAHI!”

she’s too busy checking out your chest to be doing this well, billuji. take it as a compliment. 😏😏😏

lol, ok, guess these two will never have the romantic moment where she’ll come close to bite off the dhaaga. he has to bite off the dhaaga on his own. 😂😂😂

lol shirtEIN.  😂😂😂

ffs shivaay, you have more money, coulda paid him off with more to say its not your baby. 😑😑😑

lmao, pinky’s happiness in contrast to everyone else’s disappointment. 😆😆😆

ANIKA YOU IDIOT. WHAT HAPPENED TO MERI AANKHEIN HAMESHA TUMPE RAHEGI. 😒😒😒

why would anyone call sAumya for a statement on an oberoi baby? 🤔🤔🤔

lol, pinky wants baby to say “oh my mata” as well. 😂😂😂

WHY IS NO ONE NOTICING TIA AND HER MOM’S SMIRKS?????? 😧😧😧

pinkyyyyyyyyy shushhhhhhhhhhhh. 😣😣😣

thank godddd, he finally spoke up. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

looks like shivaay needs to go to tirupati too. 😐😐😐

anika’s in full wife haq mode. 😏😏😏

…. yeah, i was expecting that. 😒😒😒

that was a very mild reaction for shivaay actually. 😐😐😐

we heard the plate break, but now it’s intact??? 🤔🤔🤔

pft, ok stop, this isn’t a romantic moment at allllll. 🙄🙄🙄

badddddd dubbing. such baaaaaaad dubbing in this scene. 😑😑😑

good to know: shivaay has a tobasco allergy. we finally know how to kill him if he gets too out of hand. 😈😈😈

ouff, this prinku never comes with good news. ab kya raita phel gaya hai? 😒😒😒

shivaay watching tia on the news like

pinkyyyyyyy, ouffff. 😐😐😐

lol standard passive agressive desi mom response: FINE, DO TEN THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

um excuse me ppl, you need tia’s blood samples too for a PRENATAL paternity test. how the hell are you going to get those????🤔🤔🤔

SAHILLLLLLLLL IS BACCCCCKKKKKKKKKK! 😚😚😚

ew, what’s this dancing? is this her drunk ‘khaike paan banaras’ moment? 😟😟😟

SAHIL’S A PART OF THIS WEIRDLY SEDUCTIVE ROUTINE TOO??????? 😖😖😖😖

26th december

who dis lady with a sweater on her face? mrs kapoor? who tipped her off tht anika was going to dr. chatterjee? 🤔🤔🤔

lmao what is this slutty nurse halloween costume? no nurse in indian hospitals dresses like this. 🙄🙄🙄

what the helllllllll is anika even wearing? it’s like a dupatta as a top or something. 😕😕😕

“fetus ka sample, woh humne dr. malik ke lab se mangwaa liya hai.”

WHAT NONSENSE? I’M PRETTY SURE YOU CAN’T JUST “MANGWAAOFY” A SAMPLE FROM ANOTHER PRIVATE CLINIC. ESPECIALLY WITHOUT CONSENT FROM THE PERSON WHO THE SAMPLE BELONGS TO. 😑😑😑

pinky i get you’re being a good mom and all, but just take a damn chill pill. 🙄🙄🙄

lol “tadi mein nahi khaa rahe honge” i love sahil so much 😂😂😂

oh god. dancing waala plan in her mind. ugh.😖😖😖

ouff this house and its instantly party-ready pool area. 🙄🙄🙄

and where the f did anika manage to get a costume from? like… honestly, i hate contrived dance sequences so fucking muchhhhhhhhhh, they make me want to die of michmichi. 😩😩😩

bringing myself to watch this is like… the toughest thing i’ve done all day.😫😫😫

OK SHE JUST MAAROFIED THAT LAMEASS DIALOGUE AND I CAN’T, OK?? I JUST CAN’T. fwding fwding fwding. ⏩⏩⏩

lol “bhains ki aankhein kanji thodi na hoti hai” 😂😂😂

ouffff emotional dialogueeeeeee. 🙄🙄🙄

OH NO MORE DANCING. FUCK THIS SHIT. 😫😫😫

did see a cute shot of shivaay dancing with sahil in his arms while fwding, so awwwwww! 😚😚😚

oufff more drama with these damn reports, when we already know that they’ve been fucked with. 🙄🙄🙄

lol the doctor’s expressions at these three scary bitches. 😂😂😂

jesus christttt they kidnapped his kid. 😯😯😯

OMFG IS THAT ROMIIIIIII AS THE FUCKING NURSE?!!?!? 😲😲😲

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SVETLANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😱😱😱

jesus christ, what a team of crazy fuckin’ bitchesssss. only person missing here is roop. 😦😦😦

also holy soap opera twist!!!!!!! 😨😨😨

lol svetlana’s pronounciation of “tsunami” 😂😂😂

how the helllllll did tia even get here this fast? 🤔🤔🤔

holy shitttt, MASTERSTROKE by tia, with that khoon and khaandaan dialogue. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

loving sAumya’s A+ “this bitch lyinnnnnnn’” face. 😂😂😂

never thought i would feel sorry for shivaay, but i do rn. 😶😶😶

battle of the bitchfaces! i don’t know who to support! i love them both!!!!! i support both!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽���🏽

OH GOD PATNI SAUTAN MUQABLA JESUS CHRISTTTT ABOVE 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMGGGGGG THE THREE WITCHES AND THEIR POETRY. 😂😂😂

27th december

the orange lipstick is weirdly clashing with the rest of tia’s outfit and it’s distracting me. 😐😐😐

oh god, anika and her bullshit sanskaari pativrataa-ness. 🙄🙄🙄

i’m making the same face that tia is, at her patniiii waale dialoguebaazi. 😒😒😒

i’m glad tia found herself some supportive girlfriends and all, but did it haveeeee to be these fuckingggg crazies? 😩😩😩

HOW THE HELL DID ROMI EVEN FIGURE INTO ALL THIS???? LIKE, HOW DID THEY MEET AND FORM AN ALLIANCE? 😯😯😯

something about the way the svetlana actress talks bothers me so much. is she not indian? why does she have such a dodgyyyy accent? 🤔🤔🤔

her hair and makeup are A+ as always tho. 💁🏽💁🏽💁🏽

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP WHAT?????? SVETLANA IS TIA’S SISTER?!?!!?!?!?? 😦😦😦

ROMIIIIIIIIII IS THEIR SISTER TOOO?!!?!? WHAT THE FUCKKKK IS GOING ON!?!?!?? WHAT??? JUST WHUTTTTT!?!!?!?!?!? 😧😧😧

MY MINDDDDD IS FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGG BLOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

lmao the dramatic hand choreography tho 😂😂😂

that’s a realllly fucked up promise to take from 3 children all under the age of 10, mrs. kapoor. 🤐🤐🤐

jesus, my mind is still processing the fact that these three are sisters. such cray-cray! 😬😬😬

i fucking hate when shivaay wears vests that don’t match the pants of his suit. it looks ridiculous. 😒😒😒

“mujhe aap par yakeen hai.”

you shouldn’t. after the shit he did to you. aaaah, crazy love. 🙄🙄🙄

coz he’s a stupidass self sacrificial idiot. 😑😑😑

ok calm down, you didn’t REALLY die or anything. jesus. 🙄🙄🙄

sAumya’s role these days is just to run into shivaay’s room and proclaim something in a panic. BRING RUDRA BACK ALREADY! 😐😐😐

lmao what the fuck kinda question is that, it’s his kid, he’ll announce whenever the fuck he likes. besides, in desi culture, making an announcement before the 1st trimester is over is never done. 😒😒😒

lmao yeah bro, you look superrrrrr stoked. 😂😂😂

LOL THE PRESS IN THIS SHOW IS RIDICULOUS. WHAT KINDA STUPIDASS QUESTIONS. 😂😂😂

god these anika-tia confrontations are getting FUCKING RIDICULOUS. i’m not amused anymore. 😑😑😑

god this show has morphed into some other genre altogether overnight. 😕😕😕

what non brand video player is shivaay using to view this video lol 😂😂😂

ouffffo tia’s overactingggggggg. 🙄🙄🙄

lmaooooo mrs. kapoor and conservative?????? sure. 😂😂😂

mr. oberoi doesn’t quite want to divorce the comely mrs. oberoi yet. 😚😚😚

lmaoooo he just took HIS food and started eating. such concern for the mother of his unborn child. 😂😂😂

HE DIDN’T EVEN PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH. WHAT TERRIBLE ACTING. 😐😐😐

godddddd, such a contrived issue. besides, you should probably eat less salt these days, shivaay, better for your bp these days. 😋😋😋

WHY WON’T HE PUT THE DAMN SPOON IN HIS MOUTH LOL LIKE… THIS IS RIDICULOUSSSSSSSS 😂😂😂

DID NAKUUL THINK HE WAS OUT OF FRAME OR SOMETHING? IS HE DIETING? UPVAAS KA DIN? WHAT???

OK THE DIALOGUES IN THIS EPISODE HAVE ALLLLL BEEN FUCKING RIDICULOUS. 🙄🙄🙄

oh god, svetlana is back in her sari of horrors from the 2nd episode. 😬😬😬

gotta say, the kapoor ladies all have amazing hair. all of them. 💁🏽💁🏽💁🏽

why are the kapoors targeting only shivaay??? surely tej/shakti were the ones who fucked up 20 years in the past? 🤔🤔🤔

OMGOMGOMGOMG OM IS NAJAYAZZZZZZZZZ. EXPLAINS WHY HE’S NOT LIKE THE REST OF THESE FUCKING CRAZIESSSSS. BE FREEEEE, OM, BE FREEEEEEEEEE. 😇😇😇

28th december

preview: anika be using her patni veto power on anyone she comes across. including her pati. who’s back to manhandling her. 😡😡😡

what dai maa? huh? who? 🤔🤔🤔

ok nakuul calm the f down with the ~~~acting. 🙄🙄🙄

everything mrs. kapoor says sounds like a damned lie. she could say good morning to me and i’d have to go out to check if the sun was out. 😑😑😑

which oberoi saab? ka kaunsaaa beta? 😯😯😯

OH SPIT IT OUT DAI MAA 😒😒😒

ok, since the source of this is mrs. kapoor, i don’t believe it. she’s shushing the dai maa too. it’s gonna end up with shivaay being the najaayaz one, isn’t it?

@azurelakes​, @aaya-ranjha-mera​ and i had this theory fucking eons ago. (#throwback to the good old days when this show wasn’t such a godawful shitshow that drove the two of them and their good sense away.)

jhanvi couldn’t conceive? and then went on to pop out 2 kids after that perfectly at a more advanced age??? SOUNDS LEGIT. 😗😗😗

how you like ‘em apples now, shivaay? now that one of your brothers (or possibly you) is najaayaz?? 😊😊😊

MRS. KAPOOR IS A DAMN SNAKE WITH THAT VICIOUS SMILE. I FUCKIN’ LOVE IT. 😎😎😎

lol, shivaay recognizes a shakedown when he sees one. 😂😂😂

mrs. kapoor doesn’t blink. it’s very creepy. 😬😬😬

why’s shivaay looking so shocked? this was always the plan. did he suddenly decide he wanted to stay with anika and not bother to tell any of us? 😐😐😐

where the f is prinku off too, packing her bag? is she off to live in sin with rapey acp? 😒😒😒

ok om is like… almost 30ish? there’s no way the stamps from THAT year would be in the passport, coz the indian passport is renewed every 10 years. 🙄🙄🙄

1990? are you telling me omkara is fucking 26????? BRUH. COME ON. HE’S YOUNGER THAN ME??????? I CANNOT TAKE IT. I CAN’T. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT. 😫😫😫

ok shivaay, you’re being kinda weird about your uncle and aunt’s sex life. stop it. 😑😑😑

broooooo shivaay’s suit. the fuck. the worst. it makes him look so boxy and bloated around the middle. you know whose body structure he looks like he has in these damn “suits”???

dadi’s back, ok whatever no one gives a shit, BUT is om back???? i wanna seeeee my boyyyyyyyyy. where is heeeeeeeee?????? 🤓🤓🤓

he’s not really the one who cares about khoon and khaandaan, shivaay, you are. if you don’t give a f, then really, noone does. 🙄🙄🙄

dude. such abrupt. and rude. 😑😑😑

rightttt in the middle of the living room too. 😕😕😕

girl, why’re you arguing? like… this was always the plan. like… i don’t get why these two are being so weird about the divorce. 🙄🙄🙄

aaaaand we’re back to manhandling. so much for that apology. 😒😒😒

i know nakuul’s going for half lidded dopey romantic eyes, but he just looks high af. 😗😗😗

meanwhile, surbhi needs some anti-perspirant. 😬😬😬

“jaise uthaa ke laaya tha waise uthaa ke phenk doona tumhe”

THIS FUCKER. THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE. 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

1. what was with the weird… dancey maneuver? 2. fuck this dude, man. 😡😡😡

just sign the papers and fuckin’ leave girl. i’ve been screaming this at you since the day you married this asshole. 😤😤😤

SIGNNNNNNNNNNNNN THEMMMM. AND DISAPPEARRRRRRRRRR. 😩😩😩

oh no, don’t you make ‘i love you’ eyes at her NOW, after you said what you said. 😒😒😒

kaun manager?  is this mishra??? if it is, damnnnnnn, mishra majorly hotted up, with the beard. 😍😍😍

STOP MAKING MOON EYES AT HER AND SIGN THE DAMN PAPERS. ANIKA, CAN YOU JUST LEAVE? 😑😑😑

at first i thought the pretending to sign was a bad acting thing on nakuul’s part, like yesterday’s pretending to eat thing, but nope, shivaay’s legit just pretending to sign in front of tia. he’s not ready to let go of wifey yet. 😗😗😗

just torture and toy with her, like a baagad billa with its prey. 😒😒😒

mishra knows his boss well. good redemption of mishra track. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

fuck your dopey i love you eyes, asshole. fuck them to the depths of hell.👿👿👿

29th december

preview: jfc, tia’s out to murder anika like a vengeful mother in law who didn’t get the dowry she demanded. 😬😬😬

girl why even talk to him? just leave without saying a single word. you know the silent treatment gets to him. 😐😐😐

lmao please, shivaay’s never been “bhala-changa” a day in his damned life. 😂😂😂

anika, you’ve gotten a chance to “peecha chudaofy” him from your life, and instead of taking it and running as fast as your feet can take you, you’re standing here asking why??? 😶😶😶

can anyone say stockholm syndrome? 😐😐😐

“aap insaan nahi, ek bhool bhulaiyya hai, jisme main phas ke reh gayi hoon.”

one line summary of the lead couple’s relationship in every single 4 lions show ever. 😕😕😕

god, i feel so bad for her. why is she in love with this assholeee????? 😭😭😭

don’t you dare turn and look at her with your puppy eyes… 😒😒😒

… damnit, WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!!?!? DON’T!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU. 👿👿👿

oh sahil’s here to witness this too. poor kid. 😭😭😭

lol pinky thanking the gods in the bg. 😂😂😂

did his hair change all of a sudden? 🤔🤔🤔

lol, she had the box in her hand in the shot BEFORE tia comes to give it to her. 😂😂😂

nice of tia to buy anika the kinda shoes that she likes. such niceness, even when she’s trying to be a bitch! 😇😇😇

what do you mean, sAumya? 🤔🤔🤔

okaaaaaaay, setup for overly dramatic parting statement. 🙄🙄🙄

lol tia’s “BITCH, WHAT NOW?!??!?!” face when shivaay calls out to anika. 😂😂😂

… um, okay????? 🤔🤔🤔

oh hooooooooooo. code thaaaaaa. guess you have to be IN the dysfunctional relationship to really get it. 😐😐😐

why can’t open communication and honesty be these assholes’ kink? do they have to getttt off on these damn mind games? 😒😒😒

I CAN’T STOP FIXATING ON HIS HAIR. SOMETHING’S DIFFERENT!?!??! DID HE GET A HAIRCUT BETWEEN SCENES? 😣😣😣

also the happiness on his face that she got his hint. cute. 😙😙😙

6 months to divorce. really? i’m sure if shivaay wanted, he could throw his naam, paisa, power at the judicial system to get it expedieted tho? 🤔🤔🤔

ouff, overly sanskaari statement on bahuein and sasuraal. so much eye rolling. 🙄🙄🙄

sAumya + jhanvi’s happinessss. goddamnit anika, whyyyyy couldn’t you fall for om and be part of THAT famjam? 😩😩😩

cannot able to stop marvelling at the kapoor girls’ hair game. A+, truly amaze. keep it up. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

trouble among the ranks. tia’s going rogue. 😬😬😬

aaaaand his hair is back to looking like it was before. WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!?! I NEED TO SCREENSHOT AND COMPARE. 🤐🤐🤐

husband is having issues with admitting. 😆😆😆

lol chonchlebaaz. 😂😂😂

F word has been invoked! (farak. the almighty F word of 4 lion shows)

these two and their weird fucked up foreplay. why can’t you just go for dinner like NORMAL ppl??? 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

RETURN OF DADI AND HER GODFORSAKEN RASMS. 😒😒😒

i love bitch!Tia. i do. i just do. 💗💗💗

lol romi as a MAN. honestly. 😑😑😑

please, dadi’s never gonna get it. 🙄🙄🙄

does tia not know that LPG has a godawful odour added to it for the express purpose of letting ppl know if it’s leaking in the room? all indians are taught this in like 6th grade? 🤔🤔🤔

pft. as if tia would everrrrrrr talk to the help. 🙄🙄🙄

sAumya, for fucks sake, you were supp to be the smart one. 😑😑😑

why did anika change clothes and straighten her hair for this? 🙄🙄🙄

ok, what was the point of that interaction with sAumya, really??? half the scenes in this show are such time wasters. 😒😒😒

also, didn’t either of them smell the leaking gas???? 🤔🤔🤔

someone’s become totally pativrata and shit. 😐😐😐

anika, that paneer looks kinda off. 😕😕😕

“c'mon anika, maachis jalaao AUR MARO!” lolololol 😂😂😂

the second best dialogue by tia after “dobin, aaj humari anniversary hai AND YOU’RE DEAD!” 😂😂😂

tia, you fucking idiot, should you be standing this close??????? TO AN EXPLOSION YOU YOURSELF PLANNED??? 😒😒😒

30th december

don’t worry tia. everyone dies. eventually. 😋😋😋

anika doesn’t know how to use matches, apparently. 😐😐😐

oh tia. tumhara toh pappu ban gaya. 😂😂😂

dude these idiotic kapoor sisters. why can’t they just whatsapp their shadiness like the rest of us? 😒😒😒

svetlana looks much nicer in a bindi. 😗😗😗

it’s ridiculous to see jhanvi just reduced to handing tej files, when we know

she’s smarter than him at businessy stuff. fuck this garbage. 😒😒😒

today i learned: om has a kitchen garden. 😊😊😊

RUDRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles him in a hug* 🤗🤗🤗

lmao shivaay’s panicked little startle. i think he’s thinking of sahil’s jala hua tiffin box. 😂😂😂

pinky’s face tho. *snort* 😆😆😆

jesus christ anika, how the hell do you have a catering business when you cook like this? 😟😟😟

to be fair though, other than the fact that the paneer looks a little… CRISPY (burnt), it looks harmless. go on shivaay. have a bite. 😋😋😋

this he actually tastes, but two days ago, the spoon was hovering 3 feet away from his mouth? i don’t understand nakuul’s acting methods. 🙄🙄🙄

“bete se khaana cheenegi, BHOOK LAG RAHI HAI MUJHE!”

lmao what a fucking idiot. 😂😂😂

props to him for… lying FOR her, anyway? 😏😏😏

“bhaiyya!! yeah kaise bhookon ki tarah behave kar rahe ho!” *snort*

haha he ate all the paneer from it. such chichorapan. 😂😂😂

“AUR HAI??!??! i mean… AUR HAI!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

meanwhile svetlana di is still trying to unsuccessfully rein in tia, who’s champing at the bit. 😐😐😐

pffffffffft. consider this stomachache just desserts for the shitty thing you said a while ago. 😑😑😑

“paani bhi garam mat karna kyunki woh bhi jala dogi!”

snort. full disclosure. i haveeeee put on a pot of boiling water and forgotten about it and proceeded to burn the pan. BUT THAT WAS JUST THE ONE TIME, OKAY??? I’M QUITE THE MASTERCHEF OTHERWISE! 😇😇😇

when i feel like it. which is not often. left to my own devices, i mostly survive on popcorn and takeout. 😶😶😶

oh no. she’s gonna attempt a saira bano next. please don’t, anika!!! 😣😣😣

holy shit another dude with a chutiya choti. i got scared that daksh came back. 😱😱😱

oh prinku’s really on an outdoor trip???? lol i thought she was lying. 😆😆😆

ok who plays frisbee standing THIS close to each other??? 🙄🙄🙄

of course the shitty ACP is going to be in the woods. 😑😑😑

what’s with his stupid new wardrobe of all sleeveless??? he doesn’t have arms thaaaaat great that he needs to show them off. 😒😒😒

oh anika, don’t. don’t! you’re just going to… 😬😬😬

… aaaand there. knew that was gonna happen. 😐😐😐

acp seems to have given up his day job to be a full time rapey stalker now. what a fucking loser. 🙄🙄🙄

ok tia, that’s a fucking laaaaaarge pool of oil. be more conspicuous, girl. 😐😐😐

also, what a stupidddddd fucking plan this is.

lo. chandni bhi toot gayi. ffs anika, what the hell are you doing with your chappals that they have such short lives???? 🤔🤔🤔

who puts bananas in the fridge????? what is wrong with the oberois????? 😧😧😧

who this new servanttttt? he’s unusually hunky. kuch toh gadbad hai. 🤔🤔🤔

does tia just carry behoshi waale pills around with her at all times, coz she’s evil? 🙄🙄🙄

fwding through this coz i saw it all in the preview anyway. 😶😶😶

tia, you’re pregnant, should you be hauling a fully grown woman around??? 😕😕😕

lol, there she goes, in the fridgeeeeee. 😂😂😂

why’s the FRIDGE full of ice?? 😐😐😐

looks like shivaay’s anika sensor is on for a change. 🙄🙄🙄

jesus, tia. at least shut the curtains before seducing him??? the room has at least 2 full walls of glass. 😬😬😬

snort, anika did not anticipate that patidev would be more than happy to play along with her happily married schtick. 😚😚😚

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 7

Whoo, I made it through a scary class this morning so let's go for a scary night!

ohhh, history week! Now this is gonna be good. cool motto too.

4000 BC and cave paintings? This imagery is amazing, I'm in love. lol, the religious belief.

only 2 times they were found to be shrieking? I feel like that is underselling it. but Tourism is always a cash cow, so I feel the Mayor. I want a puppy so bad, especially from this town. Don't worry Cecil, I would help if I could, just need a TARDIS.

Yes, the insulting headdress is correct description. Local embarrassment is right.

1745 - The first white man. Lol I love the Desert Bluffs rivalry, did I say that already? tough shit, it's my favorite. Damn Cecil, I think that is 5 parties it took to settle Night Vale.

I like the idea of mosaics idea, can we borrow that? The description of slavery are beautiful and so heavy handed. This is not a complaint btw

Damn Chicago must never tip based on that line. Pot holes even end up in the shape of rats there.

I want to know the official song and moan. No, Cecil, DON'T GO!

Oh thank god, I thought we were about to actually beef with the library. those are all acceptable complaints imo. I hope they make some changes at least.

WHOO go Night Vale! Look, if angels want to tip the scales I won't snitch.

The metal detectors actually sound like a good idea, but can the kids keep the tasers?

Was this made in 2012? (update: I did just google when Sandy Hook happened, I get it)

1943 - chanting in WW2 seems like it worked

oh thank god, 2052, I thought he was gonna say 2024. Only half the population? are you sure that's enough for the council?

Again, I like the music choices

Shared hallucinations are always fun, I support that. As a med student, I would please ask you reconsider your olden beliefs

Yesterday - always a fun history to remember. Unless it's the day after a test, then you forget that shit.

Cecil, if the sun is shouting at you, probably yell back. You know, to assert dominance.

You know, that is nice, to be reminded we made it another day. Thank you Cecil!

Welp, I'm gonna sleep early. This is more relaxing than I thought it would be.

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 27

Well, that was a weekend. But I'm revved up for the home stretch before Thanksgiving break. So let's hope I can do it before I go insane.

Hello is a good place to start, you're right Cecil.

Awww, Carlos did start returning affection. "I'm not calling for personal reasons" is a great opener ngl.

This entire episode is not gonna be good for my heart, is it?

OHHHH First date!!! spill the tea, Cecil!!

aren't those crates from the episode about me? yep, they tick so that's definitely from that episode. Thoughts aren't crimes though.

See, other people use the word "ruminate". Take that my D&D group.

cecil, thank you for leaving us on a plot hook for another episode. I can't wait to find out what is inside those crates.

I'm sorry an entire for only one person, who is a millionare? And he is not gonna actually READ?? alright, get the pitchforks and torches, folks.

Why does a library need a helicopter? and who would maul a librarian? ohhhh, the librarian is doing the mauling, never mind.

Yes, date talk time! I want to know what a weekend lab coat looks like.

Italian is always a good first date spot. lol the applebee's actually has bees in Night Vale, ofc.

Awww Cecil, you are down so bad. But I would like to know how a portabella mushroom is bleeding??

Ah yes, the mini war still continues I guess. Good thing I already stomp everywhere. How do you walk around with your eyes closed all day?

Good, the Apache Tracker will be remembered in the best way possible for him.

What holiday is on Tuesday? how do you not know Cecil?

Yes, the news is boring stuff, I am only here for the tea after all.

Uhhh, I think you got scammed on the carrot cake, my dudes.

Night Vale certainly has recreational events. Love how Carlos is starting to fit in lol. He certainly is a skeptic when it comes to anything that lives in Night Vale.

Buddy, I also can't figure out if he felt you touch his cheek.

"when life seems dangerous and unmanageable it is. And you can't survive it forever." Damn another good quote.

Yes folks, photo and video editing affects how we appear and warps beauty. "full lips aren't as beautiful as a full laugh." two quotes back to back.

actually, I don't want to pull back my skin. I just had a whole year of anatomy and dissection, I do NOT want a repeat.

Yeah, this weather is pretty good. Not what I would choose, but I do like it.

Carlos works next to Rico's? Oof poor guy. that might explain a few things.

Ah yes, the awkward moment where -- I'm sorry you do what in Night Vale?

I love how Cecil just gets so tongue-tied and Carlos is trying to save the town with science.

Babe, Carlos, self-reliance only gets you so far.

WHATTTTT AHHHH THEY KISSSEDDDDD *o* YEAHHHHH

Awww, I do want to find love. Just maybe without that much violence.

AHHHHHH. The boys kissed!!!!! I love this episode so much. It just felt like such a diary entry and it was so sweet. Let this help me fall asleep to good dreams tonight. Now excuse me while I run around my home cheering for Carlos and Cecil.

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale ep 25

I did so much studying today that I am treating myself with a little alcohol. And now to wind down with some Cecil. Let's go!

Oh, the bowling alley has more activity! Always love to hear more from the downstairs neighbors.

Carlos sighting! Sir, please don't go down there. Well, it was a good run folks.

Let's hope the Apache Tracker ends up dying in this underground uprising. Such an embarrassment, indeed.

Waxing rhapsodic, can't forget to complain about that haircut. AWWW. It's their anniversary of meeting!

Yes, Cecil. Please stop talking about the dog park. You have a crush to moon over.

He will be "delayed". Buddy, it will be okay. I'm sure Carlos will appreciate the trophy.

Oof, the most awkward timing goes to that plane. You defend your truth, boo! Yes, keeping everything locked in Night Vale feels like a good idea.

Just love these slogans from the NRA. Can I turn some into bumper stickers? Love it.

How did ALL the children go missing? They better come back.

Huh, Carlos made it back. I am certainly surprised.

The city description was foreboding. Oh god, what optical illusion is this? only 10 feet, that isn't bad.

Tiered heavens, yeah I am Jon Snow city council. Angels being told they aren't real would need some balls on that rep.

Please, Carlos, you can't die! Let it be just a scratch. Oh, Cecil. I'm so sorry.

Science PSAs in Night Vale are always something, lol.

Carlos is still alive. I guess the Apache Tracker can live for another week. But only a week.

I guess bowling alleys are prime sites for medical disasters. makes sense the owner should be a doctor too.

Yeah, and you took me on that rollercoaster with you Cecil. Thanks.

All is well feels like a curse in Night Vale. And there it is!

Meh, the Apache Tracker will be missed, I guess. Still side-eyeing what he did with the Mayor in the last episode.

Russian translations will be found at a later time. When I get the urge to actually know what he said.

OH, Carlos wants to meet at Arby's. That is so romantic! you dick, come back here and narrate your meet up. Don't send us to weather! BOOOOO TnT

Aww Cecil is all about the mystery and Carlos just wanted to see him. <3 <3

That was a wonderful monologue from Carlos.

Oh, the threads are coming together, methinks. The various stories are coming together.

They are getting closer, awwwww. I love this so much.

Okay, that was a rollercoaster of an episode. But that ending made it soooo worth it. Gah, I can't stop smiling! Until next time, people.

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 22

I have more Fireball in me than last time, so let's goooo

That line between weird and beautiful is called my jumprope.

New forest?? Yeah that is sus. "the Whispersing Forest" is not the creepiest name in this podcast... so far.

Can my school close, please? Nothing doesn't matter during election month.

When did the glow cloud become PTA president? Good for them.

Yeah school is meaningful, but compared to insignificance it loses every time. See, Diane?

Yes, marketing execs love data. Dream journals might not be the best route now. Yeah cause banning writing utensils is a great way to ensure you can collect information.

You would make a secret compartment in a book? you would violate a book? Jail for Cecil, jail for 1 million years.

Ofc Larry is the one to go into the forest... *face palm* No the forest is smart, this is the best way to lure men into the scary forest.

Thank god for cable TV, I guess.

Intern #7, Richard. I will pour one out for you in memorial, my man.

The moon is a pretty lady, Cecil. Do you not watch Avatar?

Excuse me? I have incredible music taste, thank you very much.

Why did the water cause locals to lose teeth?

How does a Night Vale not already have knife skills before learning how to cook? That seems backwards to me

I have plans on Sunday, sorry.

shot time! god I hope this night passes quicker

Oh Richard... you aren't coming back are you? Ofc you have blue eyes and soft hands. RIP another imaginary man who is my type. Cecil let the man stay.

Well, there actually are reasons to explore nature. Like supposedly extinct species, new sights of wonder... Actually no, everyone needs to stay away, we can't be trusted with that.

Whoo, RIP Richard, I called it. yeah this would have killed me too. Now what is the bad news? That was the bad news? Oh I guess it si good they aren't technically dead.

becoming one with nature doesn't sound too bad right now.

Oof Cecil, no intern is meaningless, dude.

Do I do another episode? maybe, I still have a little Fireball left. Or I can just watch some youtube before I fall alseep. Stay tuned on my decision!

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 21

Alright, I have a shot of Fireball, my tabs are locked so I can't multitask, and I am ready to ignore the news for the next hour or so. I'm in the US so thoughts and prayers for the next little bit. But on to the show!

Let's preface this with I am now one shot deep and I plan on taking a few more before we are done.

Teddy Williams is an incredible name and an incredible man. You protect your place, man! Although, I wouldn't make the games illegal per see.

"Man in the Tan jacket" just call him Cas already. This is already the SPN era and it's destiel time, baby

Cecil, what did you study in college? Curious minds want to know.

Well, let's start with Svitz not being real Cecil. And maybe you...

Excuse me, did you just say a decade? Dude, how old are you, Cecil???

Yes, denial is definitely a skill.

I want to know what classes Night Vale community college has on offer.

Now see, from this point in 2024, I can say the world should have ended at least 5 times since I was born.

World ending to me is when I have finished my TBR list tbh.

can we have this aquarium pump on loop? very relaxing.

Francia? okay Cecil, I need to ask to see your birth certificate AND your passport. also any pictures you have of Stonehenge, please.

See, haze of cheap wine is plausible for why your memories are a little skewed.

"no visit can last forever" up the deep quote tally, everyone.

Dude, you were fucked by a werewolf? deep respect.

Love the sleeping agents that this message was meant to be for. If seat belts are marketed accessories, what about air bags?

Shot time, folks! Love the poem here Cecil, *snaps*

No, Europe is about the monuments. The people aren't the tourism pull, you think.

Cecil, I do not think they thought you were American.

I am going to be in agony for the next week at minimum, bud. yeah, that tracks.

Whoo! Weather time!

Damn Cecil, hit me in the feels with that nostalgia quote. and follow it with the wax allegory? Shut up, that's what I'm sensitive about. TTnTT

With this night being so... well it is election night. This outro is a little more solemn. "We are in a moment that is still, still volatile." I need more alcohol for this.

Nope, we are going on to the next one. Too much time awake still before I can go to sleep.

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale ep 20

OKay, palate cleanser, give me the good stuff. Maybe some Carlos as payback for 2 episodes with Stupid Kevin, please.

Yes, I am safer in Night Vale than Desert Bluffs, that is for sure.

Poetry week is sacred? Oh Night Vale how I missed you.

Why chain Librarians? They should be free range.

Oh wait. Never mind, I think there may be a librarian out to get me too.

The poetry is certainly something. Love the outro for her.

Why would you want to keep the animals away from people in the zoo? How else do we get to experience them?

Also, I love how these are the locals making poems. Even the sheriff.

Yes, a poem on Street Cleaning Day. That was a fun episode, tbh.

Cecil, are you gonna drop some lines later?

That is how billboards work though, they just appear and randomly change.

no one tell Carlos that he is actually a comedian. I don't think he would agree.

Cecil, is this just poetry disguised as traffic? I approve

oh no, the dog park has a note outside. I love how this entire episode is just poem after poem.

Grave danger is just a day ending in Y for you, Cecil.

Russell Swinson sounds like a realtor name for sure.

Intern Dana, #6, will be counted as the same, since I bet only a Night Vale native would be able to kill their doppelganger.

oh no, the gates! stone monoliths are never good.

I'm too curious, I feel like I might go missing within a day of going to Night Vale. especially if I go near the dog park.

I love Old Woman Josie. Erika is a wonderful name for an angel. Oh no, there are witnesses to the monolith, nice knowing you nameless locals.

Welp, I will miss Dana. Intern #7 may need to look into life insurance before they apply. Just because.

Even the angels made a poem! awwww

Cecil, consequences are a choice, don't you remember? They will never catch you, anyways.

Dude, your phone needs to go back to the manufacturer.

Now this is what I missed in the last one. Good times have been had. Off to bed, now!

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale 19B

Yep, A was definitely a weird one, even for Night Vale. Let's see why this gets the B treatment.

The future is what you make of it. just know your supplies are limited. Up the quote tally, everyone.

FUCK DESERT BLUFFS. what fresh hell is this??

Stupid Kevin is not doing it. Yeah, you better pass buddy. I don't like all this happiness. I appreciate the choice in pets though.

Yeah, he is keeping the Stupid nickname.

This is some tonal whiplash, for sure. I don't like it TTnTT

you do not have a great team, Stupid Kevin. God I want to choke, this is disgustingly cutesy.

StrexCorp at least sounds more like something in Night Vale. A smiling god is giving something, but I'm not sure what yet. *pokes it with a stick*

This is Ba Sing Se level creepy. Stupid Kevin is like Ju Dee, yeah?

Okay, we hit the doppelganger, but definitely creepy the same thing.

Grandma Jospehine? Shit, does everyone have a Night Vale counterpart.

more ammo that Desert Bluffs is the bad guy: they prefer Twitter and Facebook.

This seems even creepier than how Cecil does the news. Maybe I got used to him and now this happy-go-lucky just weirds me out.

Oh yeah, this is some freaky Twilight Zone bullshit. Too much smiley and cozy feels. No thank you.

StrexCorp is the parent company? Yeah I am side-eyeing that thing. Now following you downstairs anywhere

Yeah, Stupid Kevin should go to Night Vale. They would eat him alive. Ohhhhh, Steve Carlsberg, what kind of radio do you have?

Again, the vibes are rancid here. I do NOT like this.

Yes, please leave Stupid Kevin. I want to see if Cecil comes in and wrecks shit.

Oh, Cecil, I'm so sorry. This is some kind of nightmare for you.

Okay, at least Kevin still saw an actual radio room. Now, I wonder what the fuck StrexCorp is filling in the vents.

Yep, Desert Bluffs is not a vacation spot like Night Vale.

Even the weather is still on point, creepy and weird.

Stupid Kevin, I think you need a detox of whatever StrexCorp is feeding you.

I am not happy you are alive. I don't like you Stupid Kevin.

This was definitely... something. How about one more to cleanse the palate of Kevin and Desert Bluffs.

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 19A

Whoo, I passed and then enjoyed a weekend of fun and travel. I am definitely moving next year, but fingers crossed I get my number 1 destination of choice. Now I can enjoy these next 2 episodes in peace.

I'm interested because this one has both A and B episodes? Cool

My one thing about Cecil, is that I sometimes don't know if he is using sarcasm.

oh no, property damage. But I agree on the raccoon point.

"pretend that mere walls are enough" that should be the new slogan for the US during hurricane season.

I forgot about Spiderwolves. All I remember is that it was part of a Ned's Declassified episode. Now that is how you use telepathy.

Dragging Desert Bluffs is always lovely.

Okay, now this sandstorm is becoming more Night Vale like. Is that why we have a B version?

Larry Leroy is an amazing name, ngl. "Consequences were a choice" sounds incredible.

OOHhhhhhh. yeah, that is why it is A and B, huh?

"Not unpleasently" is certainly one way to describe it, I'm sure. Wait is financial?

oh man, if Night Vale has an emergency, it HAS to be an emergency. Ah, now the doppelganger fun is starting.

Yeah, let's not kill the doppelganger just in case that breaks the continuum. Although I want to meet the person who keeps a sword on hand.

Oh shit, someone is dead. I bet that stapler has the murder weapon. Cecil, I love your priorities. Fuck Steve Carlsberg.

This was a cloud seeding experiment? Give Steve a break, he might not have listened to you Cecil, or the mayor.

Yeah, you suffer in silence when your government fucks up. I would like to argue about helpful pandemics though.

Now there is a VORTEX???? Cecil, snap out of this babe. You curious shit! GET BACK HERE DAMNIT!

UHHH, who the fuck is Kevin? and is he from Desert Bluffs? Screw this guy.

Ah, Desert Bluff also got caught in the sandstorm. That is my guess at least.

Cecil description now, please give me. Well this gives nothing, thank you Stupid Kevin.

I don't like him, give me Cecil back, that is not a plea. It is a demand.

Don't think you can just use the weather to distract me. Even if it is soothing and sorta relaxing.

Oh thank god, Cecil is back. NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN! I have two different ideas now on what Cecil looks like: monster or radiohost.

Yes we are all alive, thank goodness. Can we circle back to how Cecil may want an exorcism for Stupid Kevin touching his stuff.

Yeah, I am just gonna hit play on the next one.

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep

And we are back! My brain is getting mushy from studying vessels and keeping my alpha and beta agonists straight. So hopefully this puts me to sleep. Also can we have more Carlos now that I know they have a voice for him?

Valentine's aftermath? boo, I wanted a live play by play TnT

Why would it bring down the town? You know what, knowing some of the citizens I don't want answers.

That strange fiery orb is a star, Cecil. What airport is XTA? The Bermuda Triangle is my guess

That's what all TSA people say. Also, I like the kid asking how many people I've kissed will be sorely disappointed.

Health tip? sounds like they are describing tape worms and now I can't get Venom out of my head.

Okay, I get behind the glitter slander. I was a camp counselor once, that stuff is pure evil.

I'm pretty sure there is something different but I can't put my finger on it. I want to know how Cecil can put images on the radio.

the language of dance is a fun one but I worry about the signage based on if it is a solo or duet. Guess dance lessons are in your future, buddy.

There it is... Follow the money always works out.

I like the addition of traffic reports. Makes it feel more radio-like besides just the weather.

Lol the answering in yes and no reminds of tomorrow and my standardized patient answering closed questions

ohhh corrections time! Give me no context Cecil, I live for it.

Cancellation of art? yeah you complain about getting shut down

how do you activate valentine's cards is a question but the answer may not be

RIP Stacy, intern #5. Yeah I'm sure you forget because you don't have an intern to remind you. huh Cecil?

ELECT THE DRAGON!!! Hiram sounds like he could be nice as mayor. Love the smear campaign. I can't wait for election season in Night Vale.

If Fedex won't deliver, yeah it IS cursed. you don't fuck with FedEx.

a 2 cent increase? that is utterly price gouging.

God that Amazon ad is more terrifying now that it was probably meant in 2013.

Old town is a nightmare seems to track for Night Vale ngl

AH yes the cycle of good and bad days. At least that doesn't change when you go to Night Vale.

Are the love bombs really that bad, Cecil?

I think I will listen to one more, since it looks like episode 19 is split? It has A and B so I guess that should be listened to back to back. but first I need to get even comfier and plan out my outfit for tomorrow.

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 16

I said one more, so one more!

Newspaper sales are down? yeah that tracks. Just wait until Buzzfeed really takes off.

I retract that statement with the new treatment of the bloggers.

Memorizing is how I get through life, good to know I could survive Night Vale. Actually never mind, I wouldn't be able to do that.

Carlos alert! Yeah, Cecil, you treat this as your diary entry for the day. But spill the tea already!

Smooth, Cecil, act like you don't have caller ID. I live for the description of Carlos. I wonder if we get him on the air? no one tell me, I like the surprise.

Cecil what kind of the pulse do you have?

Carlos is onto something here I think. Awww baby, you are down bad for this guy.

Please let "neat" be their thing from this point on.

"Really into science these days"? is that what it's called in Night Vale? okay gay

That outfit sounds like something. a sheriff you say?

I vote for call to peace. I agree with him, who doesn't know their shoe number?

I would sooner choke on carbon monoxide before I open my window. I live in the Midwest, do know what can fly in???

Something is the code word for a raid? that's interesting.

Listen, if I woke up in the library I would just never complain about it. Sounds like a skill issue Night Vale.

Don't turn around, Orpheus made that mistake once.

Read us your texts already Cecil. Since when is Carlos an outsider? How long do you need for citizenship in Night Vale.

AHHHH CARLOS' VOICE!!! I love it so much. I can't believe I got it now. Thought it would take a little more.

Buddy, you chose to move to Night Vale. You live with your choices now.

Well one person's meet up is another's date I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't mean that in a bad way, I'm rooting for you Cecil!

See, there are many definitions for the word "date" and I love the optimism, my dude.

Man, I feel bad for Carlos. this science dude is in the town where science might as well be magic.

Intern Stacy, I apologize for the last note I made about you. You are still intern #5. Unless it's the case where they replaced you with a person of the same name.

Okay, the Carlos voice really fits I think. Can't wait for him to come on again. hopefully soon, I need something to get through this week. But now it's time for me to sleep with that wonderful voice in my head