#betes liveblog

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 7

Whoo, I made it through a scary class this morning so let's go for a scary night!

ohhh, history week! Now this is gonna be good. cool motto too.

4000 BC and cave paintings? This imagery is amazing, I'm in love. lol, the religious belief.

only 2 times they were found to be shrieking? I feel like that is underselling it. but Tourism is always a cash cow, so I feel the Mayor. I want a puppy so bad, especially from this town. Don't worry Cecil, I would help if I could, just need a TARDIS.

Yes, the insulting headdress is correct description. Local embarrassment is right.

1745 - The first white man. Lol I love the Desert Bluffs rivalry, did I say that already? tough shit, it's my favorite. Damn Cecil, I think that is 5 parties it took to settle Night Vale.

I like the idea of mosaics idea, can we borrow that? The description of slavery are beautiful and so heavy handed. This is not a complaint btw

Damn Chicago must never tip based on that line. Pot holes even end up in the shape of rats there.

I want to know the official song and moan. No, Cecil, DON'T GO!

Oh thank god, I thought we were about to actually beef with the library. those are all acceptable complaints imo. I hope they make some changes at least.

WHOO go Night Vale! Look, if angels want to tip the scales I won't snitch.

The metal detectors actually sound like a good idea, but can the kids keep the tasers?

Was this made in 2012? (update: I did just google when Sandy Hook happened, I get it)

1943 - chanting in WW2 seems like it worked

oh thank god, 2052, I thought he was gonna say 2024. Only half the population? are you sure that's enough for the council?

Again, I like the music choices

Shared hallucinations are always fun, I support that. As a med student, I would please ask you reconsider your olden beliefs

Yesterday - always a fun history to remember. Unless it's the day after a test, then you forget that shit.

Cecil, if the sun is shouting at you, probably yell back. You know, to assert dominance.

You know, that is nice, to be reminded we made it another day. Thank you Cecil!

Welp, I'm gonna sleep early. This is more relaxing than I thought it would be.

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

Mysteriet på Greveholm-boken liveblog 3

Tänk om det en dag kommer vara någon som inte vet om att det ska sjungas i samma melodi som Pippi Långstrump, långt i framtiden när någon läser denna bok… känns riktigt skrämmande.

Det sägs att Anna-Britta inte gillar barn i allmänhet, så nu undrar jag just hur Astrids uppväxt var. Kanske hennes mamma behandlade henne bra pga det var hennes egna dotter men hatade alla andra barn. Eller så förväntade hon sig att Astrid skulle bete sig vuxet redan som typ 5-åring. Ok ska inte spekulera så mycket lmao, men Astrid verkar ju på nått sätt vara en vanlig person så nått gick väl rätt

Ok hon verkar ändå vara relativt stolt över sin dotter och pratar om hur hon har ”talang” så jag gissar på att det var så att hon ogillar alla barn förutom sin egna dotter

Jag hoppas inte jag blir en sån släkting som alla i hemlighet hatar och bara försöker passa upp på. Samtidigt känner jag att jag nog skulle KOMMA IHÅG MINA BARNBARNS NAMN och inte vara en jobbig svärmor, så jag kommer förhoppningsvis aldrig bli en Anna-Britta

”Först måste hon lösa mysteriet på Greveholm” THEY SAID THE THING

”Man ritar väl inte en skattkarta och gömmer en stekpanna?” Det skulle vara så kul om skatten var en stekpanna dock.

Älskar läraren som ba ”min elev har en hyperfixation på stenar. Vet du vad? Låt oss ändra planerna för lektionen”

1. Herregud Måns är mer tonåring än vad jag minns

2. Älskar att de kysstes och Måns direkt efter bestämde sig att nu ska det jagas spöken!

ENFKFKRKEKKEDKORL

Jean randomly gick på badade i en sjö i närheten. Kan spökerna röra sig… utanför slottets gränser?

Jag tänker hela tiden ”vad skedde i julkalendern och vad är annorlunda här?” - för Måns sover över i boken, det gjorde han inte i julkalendern.

[millennialdemon]

Watched episode 1 and already hate the direction Danmachi season 3 is going in... “It’s a fantasy ecchi harem and season 2 was abysmal and you hated it completely, Preston,” 

I know,

but really, now the linchpin of the plot this season is a widdle baby monster girl that doesn’t know what “dinner” means and who hangs off of 15 year old Bell’s arm like a puppy-daughter hybrid? Give me a BREAK

[jalebi-likes]

Channa Mereya Liveblog | E4: Does Nobody Have a Clue That Ambar is an A**

Dedicated to the liveblog queen @tellywoodtrash​ and this show’s PR queen @aye-masakalii​

Unfortunately I won’t be able to give many pictures cause I want to go through these episodes as quickly as I can to watch the show live! It’s historic in my tv watching history btw!

Episode 4: Does Nobody Have a Clue That Ambar is an A**

Adi and Ambar playing bitter baap beta. Oh what a fun family breakfast time.

Daarji I still have a question that how did you not know you’re raising an arse for a son. 

Clearly, Daarji trying to be the glue for the household but that’s impossible considering the abusive son you have and the traumatized grandson you have.

Lol, dono baap bete ko ek hi paratha chahiye. I feel I would sneak in and grab the paratha myself - let them fight :)

Also Adi, did you not put any filling in that paratha?

Ok I’m laughing at Daarji saying for as long as I’m alive Adi isn’t going anywhere - cause Ambar had the look of “I’m gonna kill you now Dad”

Ooh Daarji has something up his sleeve - a party for Adi winning the truck competition. 

Daarji, how did you still not understand your son is a piece of shit. 

Ambar has a death wish - HOW DARE HE DESTROY THE FOOD AND THE LASSI AND CHAAS C’MON THERE ARE HUNGRY PEOPLE… AMBAR I WANT TO KILL YOU.

Also, Adi - that was a fake wall - I can’t take your wall punch seriously. 

Also, Armaan thanks for being a good friend and try to de-escalate the situation. And did Adi just pour some alcohol over his wound? I need medical advice here - how ok is that?

Woah… Adi in… self harm mode? Cause boy has really bad scars over his back! 

Finally Tayaji realizes he needed to guide his brother and ask important questions. Ok… every man in this house tends to be sane. Bro did you not have any idea your younger brother is an abusive piece of shit.

Ooh… seriously Ambar has some issues with his own son. Also it is interesting how his older brother never answers the question if he killed Gurkirat or not. 

Ok I love the older brother going that Ambar is problematic.

Ok… apart from Ginni clothes, location of her house, I want her hair too? *unlocking Arnav Asad Singh Rathore Khurana Khan*

Is Adi blind? Can he not see the vehicle is stuck! Exactly Ginni - can’t Adi see she is in need of help. 

Adi in a white shirt in rain, I approve.

Ooooohhhh the hair falls on his face! I love they’re both a bit confused. 

I like the banter  - there’s a tone of level headedness despite the bitter talk. 

Ooooohhhhhhhh they both recognized the tea was too sweet. And they recognized CINAMMON! Interesting how food is important for both of them, the awkwardness of finding that is the common factor between them.

It’s like me realizing the guy I kinda don’t like also loves Hindi films and tv and especially Iss Pyaar Ko... like... kya bolu ab? Also the hair on Adi’s face threw me back to Khushi’s hair on Arnav’s face and boy was he turned on MAX with that. 

Ok... back to CM.

ALSO YES A MAN GOING SORRY I DIDN’T SAY I DON’T TAKE SUGAR SO PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER TEA TO THE CHAI WALLA. YES THANK YOU FOR CREATING A NORMAL PERSON? 

Lol Ginni’s side comment of Adi being bitter due to lack of sugar is hilarious - in the sense of how she just snidely commented it, haha. 

Hahahahahah Ginni going on a rant as to how a person from their area leave a show midway - I feel it if you were rooting for your town boy.

ALSO YES GINNI HAS A QR CODE TO TRANSFER MONEY. EXACTLY! OUR GIRL IS EDUCATED! SHE UNDERSTANDS TECHNOLOGY AND THE WORLD! CAUSE SHE HANDLES FINANCE AND PAYMENTS! YES YES YES AND HER GIVING HIM THE ADVICE TO HELP A PERSON IF THEY’RE STUCK INSTEAD OF JUST SENDING TAANA.

I’m wondering how deprived I am of normal people represented in TV that I’m happy with a hero showing basic etiquettes and a heroine having a working knowledge of tech.

I don’t get the “Tere rukh seeeee” channa mereya streaming through as Adi does help the vehicle out of the pothole on his way out.

OH SHIT… he accidentally spilt mud on her face!!! (Accidentally)

Ugh, tayiji excited to make a financial arrangement out of her daughter’s marriage is hilarious. 

Omg tayiji asking others to ask Ambar about Adi is hilarious. 

Poor Adi attending the party only for Daarji sake. 

Ugh, Ambar praising Adi’s best friend to the public to insult Aditya is disgusting. Also, Armaan is a brilliant friend to Adi.

Ugh, Ambar reminds me of Ram Kapoor from SOTY where he praised Sid ka character in front of Varun. 

Ok I love the maturity of Adi to see the pettiness and immaturity in his father. 

Lol, Daarji took the party in his own hands and gave Adi a grand welcome. OMG DID DAARJI JUST HAND THE REIGNS OF THE HOTEL EMPIRE TO ADI??? YAY. 

Omg did Ambar just place Adi as an intern in the hotel - good job Daarji insinuated that Adi will be LEADING the enterprise. 

Haha chess match going on between the three generations. Meanwhile poor Tayiji, her hubby and she ain’t getting any reign of the property. Lolz. 

Thoughts: WHEN EVERY PERSON IN THIS FAMILY IS SANE EXCEPT AMBAR... HOW DID YOU PEEPS NOT FIGURE IT OUT? Not putting the onus of an abusive person to their family - but like... yaar yeh aise kaise nikla? I like the level headedness of the show. I think that’s what the USP is. They just know when to pullback and give a touch of gravity to the characters. 

The end :)

- Jalebi

[zeromorph]

if you weren't human you wouldn't be so angry about all this, Otto tells Scarlett during a conversation between the two of them and Bete, the robot who just physically threw down with Scarlett because they were so angry at each other

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz dec 22 - 30th lb

thank you all for the incredibly touching messages you left me. to receive such heartfelt sentiments from those who’ve never met me and my family genuinely made me happy-cry. 😭😭😭 you’re all the sweetest. thank you thank you thank you. 💜💙💚💛❤💕💗💘💝 *squishes all of you into a giant hug; sorry for the snot on your shoulders*

i’m almost all caught up with ishqbaaz; because A+ technique to avoid relatives who make saddddd eyes and then bring up when i’m getting married (“not anytime soon, possibly never; leave me alone, the only one i want to cuddle with right now is my obese cat” is not an acceptable answer, apparently.); so here’s the first installment of liveblogs!

22nd december

i know i said that one gesture wasn’t enough for redemption, but damn. what a gesture. he handled that situation very well. in a most non-shivaay like manner. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

i’m so confused. who is this man, really? 🤔🤔🤔

i love that anika is still giving him silent treatment. you go girl. don’t give it up that easy. 😎😎😎

“baat karlo na.”

i love gentle yet petulant shivaay. he’s adorable.  😚😚😚

since gentle shivaay isn’t doing the trick, tadi waala shivaay has taken over. 😐😐😐

anika’s gentle smile @ shivaay’s tadi walk! lol, is she checking out her own husband? 😏😏😏

oh boy. battle of the wills. 😬😬😬

“yeh kahin suna hua hai. oh haan, yeh toh mera hi dialogue hai!”

you cocky little shit. you’re asking for it. 🙄🙄🙄

god the constant sunglass theatrics. 😑😑😑

i just noticed his mickey mouse pocket square! lol, cute.

i like seeing these little nakuul touches, though they’re the most un-shivaay-like things. 🙃🙃🙃

oh girl. so extra. i mean, this time he didn’t even deserve it as much as the last time. 😣😣😣

lol those security guards give zero fucks about the marital war unfolding in front of them. 😂😂😂

he’s in lurrrrrrve. with his windshield smashing wife. 😍😍😍

that smile looks so unnatural on him. it’s weirding me out as much as it’s weirding ANIKA out. 😶😶😶

lmaoooooooo khanna makes videos of these two. what a creep. 😂😂😂

at least one member of this family is constantly under the threat of death at any given time but this guy has the time to make fanmixes of his otp and distribute. honestly. 🙄🙄🙄

what do you mean he made the wedding day video? how the hell did he get the bits inside the hotel room? 🤔🤔🤔

lmao khanna hates shivaay’s guts too. 😂😂😂

hahahaha “WHAT IS YOUR LANGUAGE????” 😁😁😁

oh he’s been saying “watch your language” all these days? i thought it was “what’s with the language?” 😐😐😐

lol khanna’s gone back to a good vantage point to shoot his videos from. 😂😂😂

yesssss, my girl is back in form. 😘😘😘

ohhhh, my boy is getting into “ishqbaaz” form as well. 😏😏😏

lol the family’s faces. 😂😂😂

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WHAT AN ASSHOLE. 😂😂😂

lol shakti’s loving it. 😆😆😆

aw, anika. just beat it, as quickly as you cannnn. 😗😗😗

LOOK AT THAT SHIT-EATING GRIN. SMACK IT OFF HIS FACEEEE, GIRL. 😋😋😋

… or not. mutual giggle fest is fine too, i guess. 😕😕😕

this is the most married thing they’ve ever done. 😌😌😌

“i’m not a joker. i’m shivaay singh oberoi.”

pft. what an idiot. is your name a profession? 🙄🙄🙄

lol aw anika, come on, that quite a nice laugh. give the handsome boy some credit. 😊😊😊

i wouldn’t pause like she is. if he said “sar pe maaro” to me, you’d best believe, he’d have cartoon stars and birds swimming around his head the next second. 💥💥💥

aw, puppy eyes. 🐶🐶🐶

HE’S APOLOGIZING. WITH PUPPY EYES. 🙈🙈🙈

(what was the weird move with the phone tho? is he… recording this?) 🤔🤔🤔

KISS, IDIOTS. KISSSSS! 💏💏💏

why’s tia in some rando storeroom in the oberoi mansion? 😐😐😐

goddamn, tia looks so fuckingggggg goooood. i don’t look this good when i’m in the best of moods, let alone when in a suicidal spiral. 😒😒😒

OWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! heropanti ki bhi limit hoti hai shivaay. 😬😬😬

lmao mrs. kapoor calm the f down. 🙄🙄🙄

tia’s the next virgin mary; just in time for christmas too! merry christmas, oberois!!!!! 🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄

23rd december

lmao shakti’s like “behudaaaa harkat!!!!” while tej is just like “bro you shoulda wrapped it before you tapped it.” 😂😂😂

lol everyone’s michmichi at shivaay’s sex life being out in the open like this. 😂😂😂

good lord, tia and her mom roofied shivaay. you ladies are out of fuckin’ control. ya crazy bishes. 😬😬😬

ok mrs. kapoor, you’re being weird and creepy. ew. 😖😖😖

“in the same room!”

wow, mrs. kapoor is really overestimating the power of shivaay’s swimmers. 😐😐😐

oh god tia’s sanskaari drama. girl, please. you’re so much better than this nonsense. 😑😑😑

shivaay’s silent, but his face is screaming BRO THIS SUCKS ASS, I DIDN’T EVEN GET TO DO THE FUN PART OF BABYMAKING 😂😂😂

what i wouldn’t give for omRu to be here and to see their reactions. 😚😚😚

shivaay’s look at anika: BUT I LIKE MY CURRENT WIFEEEEE. I WANT TO KEEP THISSSS ONEEEE. 😗😗😗

pinky ko aur bahaana mil gaya, to ship #shiTia 😐😐😐

tej, how shitty a businessman are you, if you’re constantly wringing your hands about shivaay overtaking you in business by marrying someone. 🙄🙄🙄

everyone’s #teamShivaay except pinky. 😶😶😶

OUFF PINKY. SHUTTTTT UP. 😣😣😣

now the deal is only 36 crores. which, come on. i’m sure shivaay’s sunglass and car maintenance budget alone is that much anually. 🙄🙄🙄

*sighhhhh* tia. girl, i loved you so much. y u be so damn shady? 😩😩😩

lmao that was the worst denial i’ve ever seen of not being happy married to anika. dude, sound more assertive. 🙄🙄🙄

lmaoooooo his michmichi at her mention of “humara baby” 😂😂😂

THEY NEVER HAD SEX???? WHAT WAS WITH ALL THOSE MASSAGE NIGHTS THEN? what a load of bullshit. 😮😮😮🙄🙄🙄

wow, tia’s voice at “indignant screeching” is just… only bats and dogs can hear her at that frequency. 🙉🙉🙉

and girlllllllll, stop laying it on so thick. it’s gonna be hella bad when you get found out. 🙈🙈🙈

expert bitchface on both sides. impressive, ladies. impressive! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

lmao his face when he turns around and sees anika “NO BABY I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT, I MEANT I’LL BE THERE FOR HER BABY IN THE CAPACITY OF A DISTANTTTTT MAAMA, OR SOMETHING. I ONLY WANT TO MAKE BABIES WITH YOU!” 😂😂😂

oh tiaaa. you’re being so overconfident. be smarterrrrrrr. 😑😑😑

anika’s face after “tumhe toh main shivaay ki zindagi se phek kar rahoongi”:

“oh tacky ki bachchi, zyaada english jhaadi na mere saamne, toh tumhe chaadar ki tarah jhaad doongi, samjhiiii?” lololololol best.😂😂😂

god this loser and his disgusting hair. does anyone actually think this looks good???????? 🤐🤐🤐

BRO SHE DOESN’T WANT YOUR FUCKING CHAI. 😒😒😒

ugh, so rapey. he’s even more rapey than daksh. 😖😖😖

anika trying to do a reprise of shankar mahadevan’s breathless, except more gossipy. and with more metaphors about dal. 😂😂😂

lol, what to even say to that, anika?

O BETE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 😱😱😱

oh no, both your khurafaati dimaaags together. 🙈🙈🙈

no you two also agreed that love was a waste of time, when mallika was around. 😌😌😌

aaaaaaah, marriage. must not be so bad. 😙😙😙

god i don’t even wanna witness what freqeuncy tia’s voice goes to when he suggests the dna test. 🙉🙉🙉

you’re still agreeing on the same topic, you fucking idiots. 🙄🙄🙄

tia kapoor is two steps ahead of you chuckleheads. tum toh bade kachche khilaadi ho. 😊😊😊

SHE PAID THE DOCTOR OFF YOU IDIOT. HOW CAN YOU BE SO DAMN STUPID? 🙄🙄🙄 you need to learn some shit from arnav singh raizada (like, in general, but also SPECIFICALLY about this topic.)

24th december

looks like shivaay’s aman isn’t as efficient as arnav’s aman. 🤔🤔🤔

okaaay girl, coulda bataofied his dhyaan some other way too, y'know? 😐😐😐

why would her breaking the button off cause HIM to be in pain??????? 🙄🙄🙄

oh, so tia is REALLY pregnant. by poor dead dobin. uski aakhri nishaani tak ko… this show really screwed over pure, innocent dobin. 😖😖😖

lol CHICKCHIK. 😂😂😂

pfffffffft. these idiots and their competition on who can thread a needle. 🙄🙄🙄

“BUTTON SHIRT PE LAGAANA HAI, BODY PAR NAHI!”

she’s too busy checking out your chest to be doing this well, billuji. take it as a compliment. 😏😏😏

lol, ok, guess these two will never have the romantic moment where she’ll come close to bite off the dhaaga. he has to bite off the dhaaga on his own. 😂😂😂

lol shirtEIN.  😂😂😂

ffs shivaay, you have more money, coulda paid him off with more to say its not your baby. 😑😑😑

lmao, pinky’s happiness in contrast to everyone else’s disappointment. 😆😆😆

ANIKA YOU IDIOT. WHAT HAPPENED TO MERI AANKHEIN HAMESHA TUMPE RAHEGI. 😒😒😒

why would anyone call sAumya for a statement on an oberoi baby? 🤔🤔🤔

lol, pinky wants baby to say “oh my mata” as well. 😂😂😂

WHY IS NO ONE NOTICING TIA AND HER MOM’S SMIRKS?????? 😧😧😧

pinkyyyyyyyyy shushhhhhhhhhhhh. 😣😣😣

thank godddd, he finally spoke up. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

looks like shivaay needs to go to tirupati too. 😐😐😐

anika’s in full wife haq mode. 😏😏😏

…. yeah, i was expecting that. 😒😒😒

that was a very mild reaction for shivaay actually. 😐😐😐

we heard the plate break, but now it’s intact??? 🤔🤔🤔

pft, ok stop, this isn’t a romantic moment at allllll. 🙄🙄🙄

badddddd dubbing. such baaaaaaad dubbing in this scene. 😑😑😑

good to know: shivaay has a tobasco allergy. we finally know how to kill him if he gets too out of hand. 😈😈😈

ouff, this prinku never comes with good news. ab kya raita phel gaya hai? 😒😒😒

shivaay watching tia on the news like

pinkyyyyyyy, ouffff. 😐😐😐

lol standard passive agressive desi mom response: FINE, DO TEN THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

um excuse me ppl, you need tia’s blood samples too for a PRENATAL paternity test. how the hell are you going to get those????🤔🤔🤔

SAHILLLLLLLLL IS BACCCCCKKKKKKKKKK! 😚😚😚

ew, what’s this dancing? is this her drunk ‘khaike paan banaras’ moment? 😟😟😟

SAHIL’S A PART OF THIS WEIRDLY SEDUCTIVE ROUTINE TOO??????? 😖😖😖😖

26th december

who dis lady with a sweater on her face? mrs kapoor? who tipped her off tht anika was going to dr. chatterjee? 🤔🤔🤔

lmao what is this slutty nurse halloween costume? no nurse in indian hospitals dresses like this. 🙄🙄🙄

what the helllllllll is anika even wearing? it’s like a dupatta as a top or something. 😕😕😕

“fetus ka sample, woh humne dr. malik ke lab se mangwaa liya hai.”

WHAT NONSENSE? I’M PRETTY SURE YOU CAN’T JUST “MANGWAAOFY” A SAMPLE FROM ANOTHER PRIVATE CLINIC. ESPECIALLY WITHOUT CONSENT FROM THE PERSON WHO THE SAMPLE BELONGS TO. 😑😑😑

pinky i get you’re being a good mom and all, but just take a damn chill pill. 🙄🙄🙄

lol “tadi mein nahi khaa rahe honge” i love sahil so much 😂😂😂

oh god. dancing waala plan in her mind. ugh.😖😖😖

ouff this house and its instantly party-ready pool area. 🙄🙄🙄

and where the f did anika manage to get a costume from? like… honestly, i hate contrived dance sequences so fucking muchhhhhhhhhh, they make me want to die of michmichi. 😩😩😩

bringing myself to watch this is like… the toughest thing i’ve done all day.😫😫😫

OK SHE JUST MAAROFIED THAT LAMEASS DIALOGUE AND I CAN’T, OK?? I JUST CAN’T. fwding fwding fwding. ⏩⏩⏩

lol “bhains ki aankhein kanji thodi na hoti hai” 😂😂😂

ouffff emotional dialogueeeeeee. 🙄🙄🙄

OH NO MORE DANCING. FUCK THIS SHIT. 😫😫😫

did see a cute shot of shivaay dancing with sahil in his arms while fwding, so awwwwww! 😚😚😚

oufff more drama with these damn reports, when we already know that they’ve been fucked with. 🙄🙄🙄

lol the doctor’s expressions at these three scary bitches. 😂😂😂

jesus christttt they kidnapped his kid. 😯😯😯

OMFG IS THAT ROMIIIIIII AS THE FUCKING NURSE?!!?!? 😲😲😲

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SVETLANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😱😱😱

jesus christ, what a team of crazy fuckin’ bitchesssss. only person missing here is roop. 😦😦😦

also holy soap opera twist!!!!!!! 😨😨😨

lol svetlana’s pronounciation of “tsunami” 😂😂😂

how the helllllll did tia even get here this fast? 🤔🤔🤔

holy shitttt, MASTERSTROKE by tia, with that khoon and khaandaan dialogue. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

loving sAumya’s A+ “this bitch lyinnnnnnn’” face. 😂😂😂

never thought i would feel sorry for shivaay, but i do rn. 😶😶😶

battle of the bitchfaces! i don’t know who to support! i love them both!!!!! i support both!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

OH GOD PATNI SAUTAN MUQABLA JESUS CHRISTTTT ABOVE 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMGGGGGG THE THREE WITCHES AND THEIR POETRY. 😂😂😂

27th december

the orange lipstick is weirdly clashing with the rest of tia’s outfit and it’s distracting me. 😐😐😐

oh god, anika and her bullshit sanskaari pativrataa-ness. 🙄🙄🙄

i’m making the same face that tia is, at her patniiii waale dialoguebaazi. 😒😒😒

i’m glad tia found herself some supportive girlfriends and all, but did it haveeeee to be these fuckingggg crazies? 😩😩😩

HOW THE HELL DID ROMI EVEN FIGURE INTO ALL THIS???? LIKE, HOW DID THEY MEET AND FORM AN ALLIANCE? 😯😯😯

something about the way the svetlana actress talks bothers me so much. is she not indian? why does she have such a dodgyyyy accent? 🤔🤔🤔

her hair and makeup are A+ as always tho. 💁🏽💁🏽💁🏽

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP WHAT?????? SVETLANA IS TIA’S SISTER?!?!!?!?!?? 😦😦😦

ROMIIIIIIIIII IS THEIR SISTER TOOO?!!?!? WHAT THE FUCKKKK IS GOING ON!?!?!?? WHAT??? JUST WHUTTTTT!?!!?!?!?!? 😧😧😧

MY MINDDDDD IS FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGG BLOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

lmao the dramatic hand choreography tho 😂😂😂

that’s a realllly fucked up promise to take from 3 children all under the age of 10, mrs. kapoor. 🤐🤐🤐

jesus, my mind is still processing the fact that these three are sisters. such cray-cray! 😬😬😬

i fucking hate when shivaay wears vests that don’t match the pants of his suit. it looks ridiculous. 😒😒😒

“mujhe aap par yakeen hai.”

you shouldn’t. after the shit he did to you. aaaah, crazy love. 🙄🙄🙄

coz he’s a stupidass self sacrificial idiot. 😑😑😑

ok calm down, you didn’t REALLY die or anything. jesus. 🙄🙄🙄

sAumya’s role these days is just to run into shivaay’s room and proclaim something in a panic. BRING RUDRA BACK ALREADY! 😐😐😐

lmao what the fuck kinda question is that, it’s his kid, he’ll announce whenever the fuck he likes. besides, in desi culture, making an announcement before the 1st trimester is over is never done. 😒😒😒

lmao yeah bro, you look superrrrrr stoked. 😂😂😂

LOL THE PRESS IN THIS SHOW IS RIDICULOUS. WHAT KINDA STUPIDASS QUESTIONS. 😂😂😂

god these anika-tia confrontations are getting FUCKING RIDICULOUS. i’m not amused anymore. 😑😑😑

god this show has morphed into some other genre altogether overnight. 😕😕😕

what non brand video player is shivaay using to view this video lol 😂😂😂

ouffffo tia’s overactingggggggg. 🙄🙄🙄

lmaooooo mrs. kapoor and conservative?????? sure. 😂😂😂

mr. oberoi doesn’t quite want to divorce the comely mrs. oberoi yet. 😚😚😚

lmaoooo he just took HIS food and started eating. such concern for the mother of his unborn child. 😂😂😂

HE DIDN’T EVEN PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH. WHAT TERRIBLE ACTING. 😐😐😐

godddddd, such a contrived issue. besides, you should probably eat less salt these days, shivaay, better for your bp these days. 😋😋😋

WHY WON’T HE PUT THE DAMN SPOON IN HIS MOUTH LOL LIKE… THIS IS RIDICULOUSSSSSSSS 😂😂😂

DID NAKUUL THINK HE WAS OUT OF FRAME OR SOMETHING? IS HE DIETING? UPVAAS KA DIN? WHAT???

OK THE DIALOGUES IN THIS EPISODE HAVE ALLLLL BEEN FUCKING RIDICULOUS. 🙄🙄🙄

oh god, svetlana is back in her sari of horrors from the 2nd episode. 😬😬😬

gotta say, the kapoor ladies all have amazing hair. all of them. 💁🏽💁🏽💁🏽

why are the kapoors targeting only shivaay??? surely tej/shakti were the ones who fucked up 20 years in the past? 🤔🤔🤔

OMGOMGOMGOMG OM IS NAJAYAZZZZZZZZZ. EXPLAINS WHY HE’S NOT LIKE THE REST OF THESE FUCKING CRAZIESSSSS. BE FREEEEE, OM, BE FREEEEEEEEEE. 😇😇😇

28th december

preview: anika be using her patni veto power on anyone she comes across. including her pati. who’s back to manhandling her. ��😡😡

what dai maa? huh? who? 🤔🤔🤔

ok nakuul calm the f down with the ~~~acting. 🙄🙄🙄

everything mrs. kapoor says sounds like a damned lie. she could say good morning to me and i’d have to go out to check if the sun was out. 😑😑😑

which oberoi saab? ka kaunsaaa beta? 😯😯😯

OH SPIT IT OUT DAI MAA 😒😒😒

ok, since the source of this is mrs. kapoor, i don’t believe it. she’s shushing the dai maa too. it’s gonna end up with shivaay being the najaayaz one, isn’t it?

@azurelakes​, @aaya-ranjha-mera​ and i had this theory fucking eons ago. (#throwback to the good old days when this show wasn’t such a godawful shitshow that drove the two of them and their good sense away.)

jhanvi couldn’t conceive? and then went on to pop out 2 kids after that perfectly at a more advanced age??? SOUNDS LEGIT. 😗😗😗

how you like ‘em apples now, shivaay? now that one of your brothers (or possibly you) is najaayaz?? 😊😊😊

MRS. KAPOOR IS A DAMN SNAKE WITH THAT VICIOUS SMILE. I FUCKIN’ LOVE IT. 😎😎😎

lol, shivaay recognizes a shakedown when he sees one. 😂😂😂

mrs. kapoor doesn’t blink. it’s very creepy. 😬😬😬

why’s shivaay looking so shocked? this was always the plan. did he suddenly decide he wanted to stay with anika and not bother to tell any of us? 😐😐😐

where the f is prinku off too, packing her bag? is she off to live in sin with rapey acp? 😒😒😒

ok om is like… almost 30ish? there’s no way the stamps from THAT year would be in the passport, coz the indian passport is renewed every 10 years. 🙄🙄🙄

1990? are you telling me omkara is fucking 26????? BRUH. COME ON. HE’S YOUNGER THAN ME??????? I CANNOT TAKE IT. I CAN’T. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT. 😫😫😫

ok shivaay, you’re being kinda weird about your uncle and aunt’s sex life. stop it. 😑😑😑

broooooo shivaay’s suit. the fuck. the worst. it makes him look so boxy and bloated around the middle. you know whose body structure he looks like he has in these damn “suits”???

dadi’s back, ok whatever no one gives a shit, BUT is om back???? i wanna seeeee my boyyyyyyyyy. where is heeeeeeeee?????? 🤓🤓🤓

he’s not really the one who cares about khoon and khaandaan, shivaay, you are. if you don’t give a f, then really, noone does. 🙄🙄🙄

dude. such abrupt. and rude. 😑😑😑

rightttt in the middle of the living room too. 😕😕😕

girl, why’re you arguing? like… this was always the plan. like… i don’t get why these two are being so weird about the divorce. 🙄🙄🙄

aaaaand we’re back to manhandling. so much for that apology. 😒😒😒

i know nakuul’s going for half lidded dopey romantic eyes, but he just looks high af. 😗😗😗

meanwhile, surbhi needs some anti-perspirant. 😬😬😬

“jaise uthaa ke laaya tha waise uthaa ke phenk doona tumhe”

THIS FUCKER. THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE. 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

1. what was with the weird… dancey maneuver? 2. fuck this dude, man. 😡😡😡

just sign the papers and fuckin’ leave girl. i’ve been screaming this at you since the day you married this asshole. 😤😤😤

SIGNNNNNNNNNNNNN THEMMMM. AND DISAPPEARRRRRRRRRR. 😩😩😩

oh no, don’t you make ‘i love you’ eyes at her NOW, after you said what you said. 😒😒😒

kaun manager?  is this mishra??? if it is, damnnnnnn, mishra majorly hotted up, with the beard. 😍😍😍

STOP MAKING MOON EYES AT HER AND SIGN THE DAMN PAPERS. ANIKA, CAN YOU JUST LEAVE? 😑😑😑

at first i thought the pretending to sign was a bad acting thing on nakuul’s part, like yesterday’s pretending to eat thing, but nope, shivaay’s legit just pretending to sign in front of tia. he’s not ready to let go of wifey yet. 😗😗😗

just torture and toy with her, like a baagad billa with its prey. 😒😒😒

mishra knows his boss well. good redemption of mishra track. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

fuck your dopey i love you eyes, asshole. fuck them to the depths of hell.👿👿👿

29th december

preview: jfc, tia’s out to murder anika like a vengeful mother in law who didn’t get the dowry she demanded. 😬😬😬

girl why even talk to him? just leave without saying a single word. you know the silent treatment gets to him. 😐😐😐

lmao please, shivaay’s never been “bhala-changa” a day in his damned life. 😂😂😂

anika, you’ve gotten a chance to “peecha chudaofy” him from your life, and instead of taking it and running as fast as your feet can take you, you’re standing here asking why??? 😶😶😶

can anyone say stockholm syndrome? 😐😐😐

“aap insaan nahi, ek bhool bhulaiyya hai, jisme main phas ke reh gayi hoon.”

one line summary of the lead couple’s relationship in every single 4 lions show ever. 😕😕😕

god, i feel so bad for her. why is she in love with this assholeee????? 😭😭😭

don’t you dare turn and look at her with your puppy eyes… 😒😒😒

… damnit, WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!!?!? DON’T!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU. 👿👿👿

oh sahil’s here to witness this too. poor kid. 😭😭😭

lol pinky thanking the gods in the bg. 😂😂😂

did his hair change all of a sudden? 🤔🤔🤔

lol, she had the box in her hand in the shot BEFORE tia comes to give it to her. 😂😂😂

nice of tia to buy anika the kinda shoes that she likes. such niceness, even when she’s trying to be a bitch! 😇😇😇

what do you mean, sAumya? 🤔🤔🤔

okaaaaaaay, setup for overly dramatic parting statement. 🙄🙄🙄

lol tia’s “BITCH, WHAT NOW?!??!?!” face when shivaay calls out to anika. 😂😂😂

… um, okay????? 🤔🤔🤔

oh hooooooooooo. code thaaaaaa. guess you have to be IN the dysfunctional relationship to really get it. 😐😐😐

why can’t open communication and honesty be these assholes’ kink? do they have to getttt off on these damn mind games? 😒😒😒

I CAN’T STOP FIXATING ON HIS HAIR. SOMETHING’S DIFFERENT!?!??! DID HE GET A HAIRCUT BETWEEN SCENES? 😣😣😣

also the happiness on his face that she got his hint. cute. 😙😙😙

6 months to divorce. really? i’m sure if shivaay wanted, he could throw his naam, paisa, power at the judicial system to get it expedieted tho? 🤔🤔🤔

ouff, overly sanskaari statement on bahuein and sasuraal. so much eye rolling. 🙄🙄🙄

sAumya + jhanvi’s happinessss. goddamnit anika, whyyyyy couldn’t you fall for om and be part of THAT famjam? 😩😩😩

cannot able to stop marvelling at the kapoor girls’ hair game. A+, truly amaze. keep it up. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

trouble among the ranks. tia’s going rogue. 😬😬😬

aaaaand his hair is back to looking like it was before. WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!?! I NEED TO SCREENSHOT AND COMPARE. 🤐🤐🤐

husband is having issues with admitting. 😆😆😆

lol chonchlebaaz. 😂😂😂

F word has been invoked! (farak. the almighty F word of 4 lion shows)

these two and their weird fucked up foreplay. why can’t you just go for dinner like NORMAL ppl??? 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

RETURN OF DADI AND HER GODFORSAKEN RASMS. 😒😒😒

i love bitch!Tia. i do. i just do. 💗💗💗

lol romi as a MAN. honestly. 😑😑😑

please, dadi’s never gonna get it. 🙄🙄🙄

does tia not know that LPG has a godawful odour added to it for the express purpose of letting ppl know if it’s leaking in the room? all indians are taught this in like 6th grade? 🤔🤔🤔

pft. as if tia would everrrrrrr talk to the help. 🙄🙄🙄

sAumya, for fucks sake, you were supp to be the smart one. 😑😑😑

why did anika change clothes and straighten her hair for this? 🙄🙄🙄

ok, what was the point of that interaction with sAumya, really??? half the scenes in this show are such time wasters. 😒😒😒

also, didn’t either of them smell the leaking gas???? 🤔🤔🤔

someone’s become totally pativrata and shit. 😐😐😐

anika, that paneer looks kinda off. 😕😕😕

“c'mon anika, maachis jalaao AUR MARO!” lolololol 😂😂😂

the second best dialogue by tia after “dobin, aaj humari anniversary hai AND YOU’RE DEAD!” 😂😂😂

tia, you fucking idiot, should you be standing this close??????? TO AN EXPLOSION YOU YOURSELF PLANNED??? 😒😒😒

30th december

don’t worry tia. everyone dies. eventually. 😋😋😋

anika doesn’t know how to use matches, apparently. 😐😐😐

oh tia. tumhara toh pappu ban gaya. 😂😂😂

dude these idiotic kapoor sisters. why can’t they just whatsapp their shadiness like the rest of us? 😒😒😒

svetlana looks much nicer in a bindi. 😗😗😗

it’s ridiculous to see jhanvi just reduced to handing tej files, when we know

she’s smarter than him at businessy stuff. fuck this garbage. 😒😒😒

today i learned: om has a kitchen garden. 😊😊😊

RUDRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles him in a hug* 🤗🤗🤗

lmao shivaay’s panicked little startle. i think he’s thinking of sahil’s jala hua tiffin box. 😂😂😂

pinky’s face tho. *snort* 😆😆😆

jesus christ anika, how the hell do you have a catering business when you cook like this? 😟😟😟

to be fair though, other than the fact that the paneer looks a little… CRISPY (burnt), it looks harmless. go on shivaay. have a bite. 😋😋😋

this he actually tastes, but two days ago, the spoon was hovering 3 feet away from his mouth? i don’t understand nakuul’s acting methods. 🙄🙄🙄

“bete se khaana cheenegi, BHOOK LAG RAHI HAI MUJHE!”

lmao what a fucking idiot. 😂😂😂

props to him for… lying FOR her, anyway? 😏😏😏

“bhaiyya!! yeah kaise bhookon ki tarah behave kar rahe ho!” *snort*

haha he ate all the paneer from it. such chichorapan. 😂😂😂

“AUR HAI??!??! i mean… AUR HAI!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

meanwhile svetlana di is still trying to unsuccessfully rein in tia, who’s champing at the bit. 😐😐😐

pffffffffft. consider this stomachache just desserts for the shitty thing you said a while ago. 😑😑😑

“paani bhi garam mat karna kyunki woh bhi jala dogi!”

snort. full disclosure. i haveeeee put on a pot of boiling water and forgotten about it and proceeded to burn the pan. BUT THAT WAS JUST THE ONE TIME, OKAY??? I’M QUITE THE MASTERCHEF OTHERWISE! 😇😇😇

when i feel like it. which is not often. left to my own devices, i mostly survive on popcorn and takeout. 😶😶😶

oh no. she’s gonna attempt a saira bano next. please don’t, anika!!! 😣😣😣

holy shit another dude with a chutiya choti. i got scared that daksh came back. 😱😱😱

oh prinku’s really on an outdoor trip???? lol i thought she was lying. 😆😆😆

ok who plays frisbee standing THIS close to each other??? 🙄🙄🙄

of course the shitty ACP is going to be in the woods. 😑😑😑

what’s with his stupid new wardrobe of all sleeveless??? he doesn’t have arms thaaaaat great that he needs to show them off. 😒😒😒

oh anika, don’t. don’t! you’re just going to… 😬😬😬

… aaaand there. knew that was gonna happen. 😐😐😐

acp seems to have given up his day job to be a full time rapey stalker now. what a fucking loser. 🙄🙄🙄

ok tia, that’s a fucking laaaaaarge pool of oil. be more conspicuous, girl. 😐😐😐

also, what a stupidddddd fucking plan this is.

lo. chandni bhi toot gayi. ffs anika, what the hell are you doing with your chappals that they have such short lives???? 🤔🤔🤔

who puts bananas in the fridge????? what is wrong with the oberois????? 😧😧😧

who this new servanttttt? he’s unusually hunky. kuch toh gadbad hai. 🤔🤔🤔

does tia just carry behoshi waale pills around with her at all times, coz she’s evil? 🙄🙄🙄

fwding through this coz i saw it all in the preview anyway. 😶😶😶

tia, you’re pregnant, should you be hauling a fully grown woman around??? 😕😕😕

lol, there she goes, in the fridgeeeeee. 😂😂😂

why’s the FRIDGE full of ice?? 😐😐😐

looks like shivaay’s anika sensor is on for a change. 🙄🙄🙄

jesus, tia. at least shut the curtains before seducing him??? the room has at least 2 full walls of glass. 😬😬😬

snort, anika did not anticipate that patidev would be more than happy to play along with her happily married schtick. 😚😚😚

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale ep 20

OKay, palate cleanser, give me the good stuff. Maybe some Carlos as payback for 2 episodes with Stupid Kevin, please.

Yes, I am safer in Night Vale than Desert Bluffs, that is for sure.

Poetry week is sacred? Oh Night Vale how I missed you.

Why chain Librarians? They should be free range.

Oh wait. Never mind, I think there may be a librarian out to get me too.

The poetry is certainly something. Love the outro for her.

Why would you want to keep the animals away from people in the zoo? How else do we get to experience them?

Also, I love how these are the locals making poems. Even the sheriff.

Yes, a poem on Street Cleaning Day. That was a fun episode, tbh.

Cecil, are you gonna drop some lines later?

That is how billboards work though, they just appear and randomly change.

no one tell Carlos that he is actually a comedian. I don't think he would agree.

Cecil, is this just poetry disguised as traffic? I approve

oh no, the dog park has a note outside. I love how this entire episode is just poem after poem.

Grave danger is just a day ending in Y for you, Cecil.

Russell Swinson sounds like a realtor name for sure.

Intern Dana, #6, will be counted as the same, since I bet only a Night Vale native would be able to kill their doppelganger.

oh no, the gates! stone monoliths are never good.

I'm too curious, I feel like I might go missing within a day of going to Night Vale. especially if I go near the dog park.

I love Old Woman Josie. Erika is a wonderful name for an angel. Oh no, there are witnesses to the monolith, nice knowing you nameless locals.

Welp, I will miss Dana. Intern #7 may need to look into life insurance before they apply. Just because.

Even the angels made a poem! awwww

Cecil, consequences are a choice, don't you remember? They will never catch you, anyways.

Dude, your phone needs to go back to the manufacturer.

Now this is what I missed in the last one. Good times have been had. Off to bed, now!

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale 19B

Yep, A was definitely a weird one, even for Night Vale. Let's see why this gets the B treatment.

The future is what you make of it. just know your supplies are limited. Up the quote tally, everyone.

FUCK DESERT BLUFFS. what fresh hell is this??

Stupid Kevin is not doing it. Yeah, you better pass buddy. I don't like all this happiness. I appreciate the choice in pets though.

Yeah, he is keeping the Stupid nickname.

This is some tonal whiplash, for sure. I don't like it TTnTT

you do not have a great team, Stupid Kevin. God I want to choke, this is disgustingly cutesy.

StrexCorp at least sounds more like something in Night Vale. A smiling god is giving something, but I'm not sure what yet. *pokes it with a stick*

This is Ba Sing Se level creepy. Stupid Kevin is like Ju Dee, yeah?

Okay, we hit the doppelganger, but definitely creepy the same thing.

Grandma Jospehine? Shit, does everyone have a Night Vale counterpart.

more ammo that Desert Bluffs is the bad guy: they prefer Twitter and Facebook.

This seems even creepier than how Cecil does the news. Maybe I got used to him and now this happy-go-lucky just weirds me out.

Oh yeah, this is some freaky Twilight Zone bullshit. Too much smiley and cozy feels. No thank you.

StrexCorp is the parent company? Yeah I am side-eyeing that thing. Now following you downstairs anywhere

Yeah, Stupid Kevin should go to Night Vale. They would eat him alive. Ohhhhh, Steve Carlsberg, what kind of radio do you have?

Again, the vibes are rancid here. I do NOT like this.

Yes, please leave Stupid Kevin. I want to see if Cecil comes in and wrecks shit.

Oh, Cecil, I'm so sorry. This is some kind of nightmare for you.

Okay, at least Kevin still saw an actual radio room. Now, I wonder what the fuck StrexCorp is filling in the vents.

Yep, Desert Bluffs is not a vacation spot like Night Vale.

Even the weather is still on point, creepy and weird.

Stupid Kevin, I think you need a detox of whatever StrexCorp is feeding you.

I am not happy you are alive. I don't like you Stupid Kevin.

This was definitely... something. How about one more to cleanse the palate of Kevin and Desert Bluffs.

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 19A

Whoo, I passed and then enjoyed a weekend of fun and travel. I am definitely moving next year, but fingers crossed I get my number 1 destination of choice. Now I can enjoy these next 2 episodes in peace.

I'm interested because this one has both A and B episodes? Cool

My one thing about Cecil, is that I sometimes don't know if he is using sarcasm.

oh no, property damage. But I agree on the raccoon point.

"pretend that mere walls are enough" that should be the new slogan for the US during hurricane season.

I forgot about Spiderwolves. All I remember is that it was part of a Ned's Declassified episode. Now that is how you use telepathy.

Dragging Desert Bluffs is always lovely.

Okay, now this sandstorm is becoming more Night Vale like. Is that why we have a B version?

Larry Leroy is an amazing name, ngl. "Consequences were a choice" sounds incredible.

OOHhhhhhh. yeah, that is why it is A and B, huh?

"Not unpleasently" is certainly one way to describe it, I'm sure. Wait is financial?

oh man, if Night Vale has an emergency, it HAS to be an emergency. Ah, now the doppelganger fun is starting.

Yeah, let's not kill the doppelganger just in case that breaks the continuum. Although I want to meet the person who keeps a sword on hand.

Oh shit, someone is dead. I bet that stapler has the murder weapon. Cecil, I love your priorities. Fuck Steve Carlsberg.

This was a cloud seeding experiment? Give Steve a break, he might not have listened to you Cecil, or the mayor.

Yeah, you suffer in silence when your government fucks up. I would like to argue about helpful pandemics though.

Now there is a VORTEX???? Cecil, snap out of this babe. You curious shit! GET BACK HERE DAMNIT!

UHHH, who the fuck is Kevin? and is he from Desert Bluffs? Screw this guy.

Ah, Desert Bluff also got caught in the sandstorm. That is my guess at least.

Cecil description now, please give me. Well this gives nothing, thank you Stupid Kevin.

I don't like him, give me Cecil back, that is not a plea. It is a demand.

Don't think you can just use the weather to distract me. Even if it is soothing and sorta relaxing.

Oh thank god, Cecil is back. NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN! I have two different ideas now on what Cecil looks like: monster or radiohost.

Yes we are all alive, thank goodness. Can we circle back to how Cecil may want an exorcism for Stupid Kevin touching his stuff.

Yeah, I am just gonna hit play on the next one.

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep

And we are back! My brain is getting mushy from studying vessels and keeping my alpha and beta agonists straight. So hopefully this puts me to sleep. Also can we have more Carlos now that I know they have a voice for him?

Valentine's aftermath? boo, I wanted a live play by play TnT

Why would it bring down the town? You know what, knowing some of the citizens I don't want answers.

That strange fiery orb is a star, Cecil. What airport is XTA? The Bermuda Triangle is my guess

That's what all TSA people say. Also, I like the kid asking how many people I've kissed will be sorely disappointed.

Health tip? sounds like they are describing tape worms and now I can't get Venom out of my head.

Okay, I get behind the glitter slander. I was a camp counselor once, that stuff is pure evil.

I'm pretty sure there is something different but I can't put my finger on it. I want to know how Cecil can put images on the radio.

the language of dance is a fun one but I worry about the signage based on if it is a solo or duet. Guess dance lessons are in your future, buddy.

There it is... Follow the money always works out.

I like the addition of traffic reports. Makes it feel more radio-like besides just the weather.

Lol the answering in yes and no reminds of tomorrow and my standardized patient answering closed questions

ohhh corrections time! Give me no context Cecil, I live for it.

Cancellation of art? yeah you complain about getting shut down

how do you activate valentine's cards is a question but the answer may not be

RIP Stacy, intern #5. Yeah I'm sure you forget because you don't have an intern to remind you. huh Cecil?

ELECT THE DRAGON!!! Hiram sounds like he could be nice as mayor. Love the smear campaign. I can't wait for election season in Night Vale.

If Fedex won't deliver, yeah it IS cursed. you don't fuck with FedEx.

a 2 cent increase? that is utterly price gouging.

God that Amazon ad is more terrifying now that it was probably meant in 2013.

Old town is a nightmare seems to track for Night Vale ngl

AH yes the cycle of good and bad days. At least that doesn't change when you go to Night Vale.

Are the love bombs really that bad, Cecil?

I think I will listen to one more, since it looks like episode 19 is split? It has A and B so I guess that should be listened to back to back. but first I need to get even comfier and plan out my outfit for tomorrow.

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Welcome to Night Vale Ep 16

I said one more, so one more!

Newspaper sales are down? yeah that tracks. Just wait until Buzzfeed really takes off.

I retract that statement with the new treatment of the bloggers.

Memorizing is how I get through life, good to know I could survive Night Vale. Actually never mind, I wouldn't be able to do that.

Carlos alert! Yeah, Cecil, you treat this as your diary entry for the day. But spill the tea already!

Smooth, Cecil, act like you don't have caller ID. I live for the description of Carlos. I wonder if we get him on the air? no one tell me, I like the surprise.

Cecil what kind of the pulse do you have?

Carlos is onto something here I think. Awww baby, you are down bad for this guy.

Please let "neat" be their thing from this point on.

"Really into science these days"? is that what it's called in Night Vale? okay gay

That outfit sounds like something. a sheriff you say?

I vote for call to peace. I agree with him, who doesn't know their shoe number?

I would sooner choke on carbon monoxide before I open my window. I live in the Midwest, do know what can fly in???

Something is the code word for a raid? that's interesting.

Listen, if I woke up in the library I would just never complain about it. Sounds like a skill issue Night Vale.

Don't turn around, Orpheus made that mistake once.

Read us your texts already Cecil. Since when is Carlos an outsider? How long do you need for citizenship in Night Vale.

AHHHH CARLOS' VOICE!!! I love it so much. I can't believe I got it now. Thought it would take a little more.

Buddy, you chose to move to Night Vale. You live with your choices now.

Well one person's meet up is another's date I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't mean that in a bad way, I'm rooting for you Cecil!

See, there are many definitions for the word "date" and I love the optimism, my dude.

Man, I feel bad for Carlos. this science dude is in the town where science might as well be magic.

Intern Stacy, I apologize for the last note I made about you. You are still intern #5. Unless it's the case where they replaced you with a person of the same name.

Okay, the Carlos voice really fits I think. Can't wait for him to come on again. hopefully soon, I need something to get through this week. But now it's time for me to sleep with that wonderful voice in my head

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 14

Hope you had a good weekend. I did, and now I am unsure how this week will be. Got my laundry though, so that's a win!

Brb, I gotta finally look up these books they keep advertising for.

The obelisk came from Egypt, and so did cats. Solved that mystery for you. You're welcome

Oh wow, it is a new year, wish it was that time for me in the USA.

Hey let me have that imaginary waterfront, Cecil. I would kill to actually get to go to the beach right now.

Oh fuck, it's Cas! The suitcase is new but I know my tan coats.

We had shared nightmares mentioned in a different episode, so good on the continuity.

Cecil, I think the only man in your dreams is Carlos. I forgive you for not remembering his face.

Careers in Night Vale? this is gonna be good. Grabbing the popcorn for this one. The terrible things do not make me a cretin, they make me Satan's favorite

OHHH the underground city! I love continuity! Uhhh, I don't know if I want to see a war. Cecil, I wouldn't assume anything about these people. Child kings can be negotiated with though.

This is giving War of the Worlds vibes, ngl

Blame everything on Steve Carlsberg. Everyone needs a scapegoat.

Yeah, no one should mess with Josie and her angels. But, that doesn't go against my Cas theory.

Prepared statements, and lavish birthdays right before a budget is just not enough? Love that, really.

Birthdays can't be fake, I need one good thing to look forward to in August.

These might be better than the usual astrology notes in newspapers.

Gulping, one easy way to get to choking, which leads to a trip to the hospital sometimes.

I love this generic description. Is it the doctor's psychic paper turned into a human? That is my second guess.

Don't let him be in the dog park, I heard we were supposed to not go there.

15 is a child, Cecil. God, I sound like the parents of every Disney movie. but also, that mom is a mood.

The angel made a phone call? Why does it sound more like Carlos called you, except for the black beam. In that case I believe you Cecil, it was an angel.

Oh shit, was it a demon? or from the underground world under the bowling alley?

You know, not every mystery NEEDS to be answered. Nicely said, Cecil.

I do write down everything I don't comprehend. That's how I study, duh.

I miss the scientist Carlos, but I like the continuity of various things around Night Vale. BUt alas, it is time for bed for me. All good future doctors need their sleep after all.

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 13

YOOO it's the best number to end on for a Friday. Just had to do it, lol.

Wait, is this just the Intro repeated like 5 times?

Never mind, I hear Cecil again, it's all good. No time loop here, no sirree.

I live next to the Old lady and the angels? Jackpot. *fist bump*

This seems like a nice life. The narration is so peaceful.

Please don't let anyone I know in real life find this because I feel that. You guys reading this, it's fine.

Oh, the plot twist where I get to Night Vale. I can't imagine ever walking away from my life though. Honestly, this just seems backwards to me.

Always love when things go different.

Awful impulse? I think you mean awesome.

Some mysteries aren't questions to be answered - another quote that slaps.

Gee Cecil, I wonder how they figured out how it was missing...

The diner is always my favorite place to go for pie, if Grandma doesn't have it.

Let this be the same titan from earlier in the episode. Yawning planet sounds cool, but have you ever seen one with braids?

Mud "womb"? or Mud "room"? One is not too bad, but I feel like it's the first if we are in Night Vale.

Apache Tracker makes his cameo! Please remove your hand, sir.

The Russian? is pretty good, but I don't know if I want a translation.

Weather break! I like the third person of it all, definitely unique.

Again, the third-person repetition is really good. Just the right kind of eerie.

Purple light envelopes Night Vale? one more day it stays on my to-visit list. Old Woman Josie has an awesome house too.

I could actually fall asleep to Cecil describing the desert.

Is the ticking that relevant?

That fourth wall break is great. I vote that Cecil is omniscient.

Oh, another plot twist! How does time work in Night Vale to begin with? Can that be a plot, please?

every message in the world has meaning - how many good quotes can one episode hold?

A miniature house? That is all that is in the box. Tell me if I touch the planet, damn it.

I'm glad I listened to this one before bed. And now, I am off to dreamland.

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 12

Okay, I have studied and now it is the weekend. Let it commence before I decide a certain VP of a certain club needs her kneecaps stolen. (I kid, I kid. Just, next time you hand over President duties, you hand over them WITH the president groupchat)

Again, I need these books, yesterday. but I have to study TTnTT

Isn't it always the news first, Cecil? Solar shrieking is news, but I didn't think Buzzards could get sad.

Always blame Desert Bluffs, I can get behind that. They are incompetent, burn.

2 dozen third eyes sound cool. Wait, doesn't the fanart have Cecil with one of those? Hmmm

anything can be pets, we are humans. Cans are just the new rocks is all.

Now it's Breaking News. Since when was this guy mentioned? Wait, HE'S A DRAGON!!! Why is he the bad guy?

Intern #5 Stacy. I do not know if we lost intern #4 in between episodes.

Wait Cecil, what about Carlos? Don't pass him up just for a cool dragon with 5 heads.

A party outside of town is never a good idea I believe. especially if it only lasts 5 minutes.

"grope blindly to happiness" sounds so cool, ngl.

Please let the dragon have a tumblr too. That would be perfect.

I think the whole point of breathing is that we shouldn't be having to choose to breathe, at least according to science.

I do not want to live forever because my family would die. I want to know what happens after death, Cecil. I like to imagine I would also have more than enough time to actually get through my TBR list, including the fanfic.

I would vote dragons into federal positions more often if they had positions like Hiram.

Going home has certainly changed.

How dare Santa not come to the mall, the outrage. He is an idol to gluttony not capitalism though. See, I never dissected a frog, but a squid but the imagery still works.

Okay, where do they source the weather? This one is amazing!

How is a dragon NOT a resident in Night Vale? seems more likely than it should be.

Cecil, I don't know if brief anything is in your vocabulary. Please legalize time travel, I want Doctor Who to be a documentary series.

I better have an episode where Hiram runs for mayor in the future.

The past is gone and cannot harm you anymore. - another deep quote.

Okay, I would leave it here, but number 13 seems more fitting to end it for Friday night. Also, I loved the closing quote for this episode.

[littlebetesofeverything]

Welcome to Night Vale Ep 11

Okay, Tuesday was better than Monday I think. So let's get spooky and eerie.

Yes, butts can be creepy, especially when just that good on such a bad person.

I kinda want mauve air, I think the blue is starting to get stale imo

I've been doing a lot of the docs say to avoid, but I haven't got telekinesis yet TnT

Trust me, I am one of those that can inhale wheat and not die. I'm doing my part!

Oh good, the Apache has transformed into a Native American. Good for him, but I think he needs to check his language settings. Or find a construction man and police to hang around

I do NOT want to see a pus tornado...

I don't think you should describe summary execution as "mere", Cecil.

Oh great, I love that static, don't give me a heart attack like that man. Now this is the creepy I was looking for when I started

Don't tell me not to eat wheat! actually, maybe I can be gluten free for a little while...

That sounds like a lot of energy, and of course it is going to the football stadium. Makes me remember high school too much.

Hmmm, that corn doesn't sound half bad. Need to try that I think

Oof, even the wealthy gets a break in Night Vale.

Soul strength 4? please tell me more, Cecil. This sounds like Soul Eater reference but idk

Sorrow Songs Singalong, try saying that 5 times fast. Please don't drown people unless they are witches though.

See, I want to say babbling brook, but my heart says blood rushing through an electric drill

C'mon FEMA, you should stop by and have some fun.

Carlos! You were stammering and couldn't answer? please tell me has a crush. (also I was told the ship name is cecilos. Def better than carcil)

Emergency state? ohhh the wheat is still trying to kill people. That's a shame.

Always fall back on the answer "prophecy" when you get asked about being prepared. I'm doing that going forward.

Josie! Nice to hear from you! What could angels be wanting to watch? Bowling vs The West Wing, I got say bowling loses.

Noooo, I want wheat back, but maybe not the killing kind. I can't live without bread.

Community-minded sacrifice sounds a lot cooler than it was lol

Yes, I will always have the radio, thanks Cecil.

Cecil please tell me you can get out at any time, or have someone giving you food.

Now this was definitely on the creepier side, I loved it!

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Welcome to Night Vale EP 10

It's back to Cecil time! My test was okay but definitely will be doing better on the next one. I took some time to recharge and got started on the next chunk of material. I'm pumped so let's gooo!!!!

Why does he sound so ominous? I love the openers but come on, laugh a little my dude, I'm sure Carlos would love it

A three-headed doggie? GIMME!! I want all the cuddles, maybe the kids started the shit, okay?

I think Panache is a made up disease, the others I had to learn for a test at the end of last semester

I will be a hench person for the dogs, give them all the scratches whenever they want.

I DON'T HAVE SPIDERS ON ME, GOD DAMN IT. I have no beef but no crawling on me please.

That sound change when he talks about carpal tunnel being sexual lmao

I would pay Lin to read that bit about Hamilton with Marx glasses. new intermission request.

Thank you Carlos, for reminding us that snitches get stitches. And that the dogs aren't gonna be sold out.

Firefighters have their priorities straight, love that for them.

I should tell my brother they added a rank after Eagle and see if he falls for it.

Carlos, there is something that doesn't belong on that list, bud.

I think the zoo director is actually a research scientist, they all talk like that.

Fuck you, I have a calculator in my pocket right now! I just happens to look like my phone.

I was gonna say, what the hell is this ad for? Next time do an ad for Goldfish, I would love to see how that one goes.

Listen, sometimes kids need to learn to ASK before trying to pet the doggy.

Why is it always Rico that is the weird one? Penguins, here, Hannah Montana...

Hey, I know exactly why I am going to hell. But it's not for looking up.

This music isn't too much my jam but I like the lyrics though

I love the City of Ba Sing Se vibes every time the mayor gives an announcement.

Gently coercing with pepper spray sounds like a fun time lol

Yeah, resilient is one word for it, Carlos.

As a future doctor, I would love to know how to remove the appendix without a surgery.

Had to take a break to have a call with my mom bc family news came up (mostly good, some not so nice, but overall happy). So just this one tonight, everyone. See ya tomorrow! :)