#success rate 50/50

[imjulia-andilikecats]

Bloody Brilliant

[im-sorry-what-ii]

Opening Google docs for my nightly attempt at putting words on the page

[a2zillustration]

I did this fight in exactly the wrong way but Mama K saved the day by being absolutely terrifying apparently

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[saintyasha]

it’s not bells hells if there’s not a two hour escape sequence (affectionate)

[leporinelou]

# throw the guy a bone, steve

[nongnaos]

Talay and Mhok, truly interview aces. No one is doing it like them.

[starry-safety-pin]

Fuck it I'm buying one more cane to see if it'll fit my very specific needs of wanting one cane with an offset handle, be collapsible so I can attach it to my belt when I don't need it, while also not collapsing small enough that it sacrifices the extra height it can provide for my small-ass legs if I use it to hook something out of my reach, while also-also being short enough that I can use it period

[violet-knights]

Was reading a buddie fic and they where at the zoo and mentioned the cheetahs and it got me thinking about cheetahs (one of my favorite animals as a kid) and how at our zoo they said that they are really bad hunters based on their hunting success rate and I was like “I should check that fact to make sure it’s true” (I wanted to leave a comment talking about it) and so I then went on a 3 hour Wikipedia/research deep dive about Cheetahs hunting success rate and comparing them to well known big cats like lions and tigers and came to the conclusion that cheetahs don’t seem to be nearly as bad as my local zoo said but also that hunting success rate is not the best way to calculate these things because I could barely find any literature backing up the numbers and when I did try and find the source it all led back to itself in a fucked up ouroboros and also things like gender and if they are hunting in a group often affect the numbers a good amount.

And then I remembered I was reading a fanfic and I should probably continue with that.

That’s the story of how two lines in a fic ended up making me go crazy for 2-3 hours trying to get some answers.

[eelsabound]

love it when i thunk the coffee machine for not working in front of a customer and it actually starts working again immediately. Bend to my whims contraption.

[starlightlangdon]

Impulsively decided to paint my bedroom walls pink 🙂

Got a little over two walls done before realizing I hated it 😳.

Had a little crisis about it 🙃

Found some paint that the old owners left that matches the color the wall was originally so I can just cover up the pink 😍

Now relaxing and thanking the universe 😎 lol

[haywardfreud]

my hands have been kissed by Ilarus

[recently-reanimated]

Me who can barely keep a basil plant alive: I should put a greenhouse in my backyard

[veliseraptor]

ambitious goals for this evening

write three sentences in something

not cry (more than already have)

ambitious goals for tomorrow

write three sentences in something

do the rest of the necessary accounting for month's budget (😬)

call mechanic

not cry in any meetings at work

start the psychiatrist search

transfer data from old computer to new computer (seriously!!!)

[the-wise-mans-fear]

fighting with his WHAT

[gideonisms]

I'm not really that butch but I was the butchest person at a party earlier. Hawaiian shirt girls we . I was going to say win once again but idk. we arrive

[infectiouspiss]

the best thing about crochet is that if you get good enough you don't need a pattern