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Yo mr white look what I made. That’s a stone, Jessie, you didn’t make it. It’s a football. I chiseled it, bitch. Well, alright, Jessie, throw me a pass. It’s even regulation size and shit. But not regulation weight.

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you think that’s cock you’re sucking right now?

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so excited for these three new emojis in particular

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Went to a bakery and they had a you donut

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This remains one of the funniest things I’ve ever read in my life

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This drawing every day shit is east. #MyCircle

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i had a nice thought today !!!

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bouncing and complaining that my knees are sore on it

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1000 years of dragging my clit through the sand

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that tweet thats like im not allowed to believe in the power of manifestation because i have OCD but best of luck to you all

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Eating bagel sold by dino in magical utopia: waow....this is amazing....I'll never forget this

New Yorker traveling companion: meh...it's not as good as da bagels we got in new yawk...dinotopia don't got soft enough watah

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I’ve been trying this out and it’s been quite helpful 🤗

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“boris karloff’s dead” by goth rock band art deco

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yandere dio x reader fanfic 😍

My dentures, kitten... Bring them to me

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happy what do tuesday's tuesday