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bi-hanslefttittie · 2 months
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You think Bi-Han is the kind of person that when receives no reaction to his puns, repeats it a bit louder because he thinks they didn't hear him or perhaps they didn't get it?
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smokingtomas · 1 year
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HC: In bed with Bi-Han (NSFW - Female Reader)
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Bi-Han is the type of guy who 🧊fucks🧊 and he does it 🧊hard🧊
The first thing he notices in a woman is her ass, and he's the master of his own body. It's not difficult to get him hard if he likes how you look
If you're one of the lucky ones he brings to the nearest motel (he wouldn't bring just anybody to the Lin Kuei Temple), you'd be treated like his plaything only to fulfill his desires and release his stress
Kissing isn't necessary if you're hooking up with him. He doesn't need the attachment
He'd be on the receiving end of the oral sex, but his ego refused to show you any expressions that he enjoys that mouth of yours
His power-hungry and controlling demeanor ooze out in bed. Bi-Han would demand, and you'd have to submit
If he tells you to lie down, lie the fuck down. He wants you to bend over? Flaunt that ass up, sister. He'd do you doggy style, pull your hair up, wrap his fingers around your neck, and he'd want to hear you writhe on his mercy
The louder you are when he's pounding you, the better because it feeds his ego. You'd be rewarded with his raspy voice, saying things like, "You enjoy this, don't you? Now come, come hard for me."
But if Bi-Han is willing to kiss you, boy, you are in big trouble-- his feelings are in play👀
If he's starting to get attached, he'd get jealous easily when another man comes near you, which drives him to be possessive
It translates to how Bi-Han would treat you in bed. He actually would go down on you, worship your body, and would think of your pleasure too
He loves to look at your face when you come, if he's feeling things for you. So, expect a lot of missionary or spooning positions.
And you'd hear things like, "You're mine only. No one else touches this body but me," more often.
Special thanks to @bigtiddymenlover who inspired some of these. Your NSFW alphabet of this sex god is just *chef's kiss*🤌🏻
In bed with Tomas | In bed with Kenshi | In bed with Syzoth | In bed with Kuai Liang
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sorrowfulmuse · 1 year
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Hello! I thought that Liu Kang headcannon was adorable <3 Would it be possible to request a blurb of MK1 x mother-nature type reader who’s a gentle soul? They’re overall just calming to be around and always taking care of things, even when they don’t need to. You can use whoever fits.
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♡:: hiii babe! ty for requesting! i may be slow but i’m not sure what a blurb is 😭 im hoping this format will be okay? i wanna try to add many characters here! btw do you guys have any good ideas for a new username?? i need one, i made this user when i was obsessed with spider-man 😩😩
♡:: warnings/mentions: a little angst (?)
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✧ completely in awe of you! in their eyes, there isn’t a single person that can compare to you. seeing the way you handle things so gracefully and tend to anything out of your control to make peace is refreshing to see, considering they are in a world where violence is key to maintain peace between realms. the way it comes so naturally to you to take care of them is so nurturing. you are the light in a endless void, losing you means they lost that little bit of peace in their hearts in a world full of chaos:
liu kang, smoke, reptile, mileena, kitana & raiden
✧ these characters would want you to be a little more stern to people when needed! having your kind nature around is nice to see for a change but they don’t want you to be taken for granted for your kindness. they don’t wanna disturb your calm demeanor with their said feelings especially when you have good intentions behind them. although your calmness and compassion is what draws them to you. which is something they admire about you deeply but would never admit this to you specifically:
sub zero, scorpion, johnny cage, kenshi, tanya & kung lao
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izzabela · 1 month
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Hi! could you please write bi-han headcanons w fem reader that is a lot shorter than him? Thank you for noticing ❤️
Short Glass of Water - Bi Han x short!fem!reader (headcanons)
in which your height gets you into certain scenarios
a/n: i'm 5'3 and my bf is 6', so i will be basing these things from reality too
ship[s]: bi han x short!fem!reader
warning(s): MDNI LATER ON (you'll see the tag)
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- short!fem!reader is but 5' tall. Bi Han is imagine is roughly 6'. if not, 6'1
- short!fem!reader often gets lost in crowds of people. i mean it. you'll separate from Bi Han for a second to look at something pretty, next thing you know he's hollering your name while Lin Kuei warriors are hopping roofs for you
- short!fem!reader is not allowed to leave his side anymore after that
- short!fem!reader likes to call Bi Han to get things for her when it's too high. Bi Han pretends to be annoyed over it, but he actually loves it
- short!fem!reader hates when Bi Han holds objects over her head, or use his full wingspan to keep objects away from her
- Bi Han likes your height because he loves your eyes. big, round, doll-like eyes that look up at him with so much love and adoration
- short!fem!reader likes the date nights out because she feels the bodyguard privileges. she loves the security of how big Bi Han is (also plays into her fantasies)
- short!fem!reader gets the softest headpats from Bi Han. especially when they cuddle. he strokes your hair softly, kind of like someone does to a newborn kitty
- short!fem!reader can reach places Bi Han can't, especially when you guys are being playful. you almost gave him a heart attack once when you hid at the top of the family tree in the garden
- short!fem!reader cannot hug Bi Han around the neck. To compensate, Bi Han carries her up so her legs wrap around his waist and she can wrap her arms around his neck. She especially loves to nuzzle into the warmth his thick neck provides
-MDNI FROM HERE ON OUT-
- short!fem!reader loves it when Bi Han mentions their obvious size difference, thats how you get the kink in the first place. things like "you enjoy feeling every part of me in your little body, huh doll?" or "do you feel that? how big i get just for you, doll?"
- his muscles. short!fem!reader loves his muscles to the point where hickiss are littered all over his arms and back. huge back muscles and biceps specked with deep red hickies
- short!fem!reader absolutely adores the way Bi Han manhandles her. the tight grip he has on her waist, the way he just throws her leg over his shoulder, or tosses her onto the bed before the love-making begins
- short!fem!reader also enjoys the spanking. she loves the roughness that Bi Han gives her in bed because he's so gentle with her in the day. she likes the bruises, the semi-temporary reminders of their nightly activities
- short!fem!reader goes gaga over kneeling in front of Bi Han. it kind of plays into the size kink she has, but can you blame her? there's power in Bi Hans eyes as she takes his entire girth, eyes locked on his as she skillfully bobs, licks, and sucks her personal "popsicle" up (and Bi Han loves it just as much)
- short!fem!reader also goes nuts over the dirty talk, by the way. During doggy, as Bi Han practically drills into your wet cunt as he looms over you, nipping your ear as he whispers the dirtiest of things. things like "you're taking me so well, doll" or "do you like how i reach around you perfectly, gripping your throat as you beg for more?"
- short!fem!reader loves how Bi Han can use only one arm when lifting you up. when you two stand during sex, he grips your thigh with one hand while the other is tweaking your nip as you feel the head of his cock abuse the beginning of your cervix
- and oh, short!fem!reader can't get enough of Bi Han pressing his hand on her belly, the pressure of it as his cock hits the perfect spot makes her speechless. she loses all thought as the feeling of Bi Han's length fills her
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something something Bi Han and his size kink
short and sweet, thanks for the req! im writing another one about kung lao and i think you guys will like it
see yall in the next fic!
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sov666sov · 4 months
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Okay so HEAR ME OUT......
HC where Bi-Han gets drunk easy so alcohol makes him more ....
KIND.... AND .... CLINGY....to the point that he will cling at you like his life depend on you
The more he drink the more he...yk..do things that he sober will NEVER do
he like sooo easy to drunk that even few drops make him dizzy and he can mumbles sitting at table say some stupid shit ( i think it's funny)
Please see my vision i begging you
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moonlightplaylist · 6 months
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Hello, I saw your previous posts and they are great. I would like to ask if you can do something like that but with Bi-han x vampire reader, but no one knows that the reader is a vampire, I don't know if I understand 🥹 greetings 🍷🤓
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MK1 BI-HAN WITH A VAMPIRE READER HEADCANONS
A/N: THANK YOUU!! and i was actually so excited to write this one omg
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when Bi-han first met you, he wouldn’t have guessed you were a vampire
besides you being cautious about going out in daytime and not eating anything when you’re on a date with him
the only thing on his mind was trying to get to know you better
he found you interesting
he can tell you’re hiding something though
its like a gut feeling he has
he told Kuai Liang and Tomas about it and they told him he’s just paranoid
Bi-han brushes it off and soon forgets about it
every night, you often sneak out of the house to get a quick snack
a delicious snack
being a vampire was a huge secret to keep to yourself
but you were going to make sure nobody finds out
until one day
you and Bi-han have been dating for quite some time already
you decided to tell him, and if it doesn’t work out.. well? april fools! (imagine it’s not even april)
when it was time, you sat him down and told him the truth
he did not break eye contact the whole time and kept a straight face
when you asked for his thoughts, he said that he’s not really surprised since he noticed your sharp fangs a few times
this is when you start to worry a bit
you asked him if he still wants to be with you
“What? Just because you’re a vampire, doesn’t mean I don’t love you. I won’t tell anyone, not even the Lin Kuei. Vampire or not, I’ll always love you no matter what.”
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2346khith · 7 days
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Bi Han’s irony and pain
So I was doing some research for my mortal kombat au when I came across Bi Han tower ending from the first game.
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This stuck out as a little weird to me because well… retiring? From the Lin Kuei? The clan who kills people without remorse? Who are willing to kidnap children to recruit to their ranks? Who will sacrifice their members to create cyborgs. Who are willing to team up with know threats to Outworld? Yeah, if anything I think it more likely Bi Han was going to run away from the Lin kuei and you live off the money he got from the kill. But then that got me thinking… since is from first timeline, he was born in America and raised there with his mother right? What if he was specifically trying to run away to America to find his mom. Okay yes I know that probably not what they intended but ,at least for me it makes sense. We’ve already other timeline Bi Han’s having high reverence for their mothers.
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What to say original timeline Bi Han the same. But that got thinking on how that might explain Bi Han actions. Again hear me out. We know Bi Han tends to be more hotheaded and aggressive than his younger brother. But what if the reason for that isn’t arrogance or bloodlust but anger at the Lin kuei itself. Imagine your just living your life as a normal child when all of a sudden you’re kidnapped but some strange people to work for them, forced into hard training regime your body isn’t used too and forced to commit horrific acts at such a young age. We don’t know how old Bi Han was when he was taken but we do know he was a kid when it happened so his mind and sense of self were still developing and he had some time to live a normal life before he was taken. His stubbornness and hotheaded nature were a result of him angry at the Lin kuei for taking what essentially his life away. And maybe his more aggressive ways could be due to trauma caused by the Lin kuei, damaging his mental state. This might also explain Kuai Liang as well. We don’t know how old he was when he was kidnapped but what if he was only a baby when it happened. He wouldn’t have know any other life other than the Lin Kuei. The harsh training and killing wouldn’t affect him as much because in his mind it this was normal. He wouldn’t have a reason to be more angry or aggressive because to him this was fine. Heck who knows maybe while Bi Han may have become more aggressive he could’ve taught his brother about morality to ensure his brother didn’t go down as much of a violent path as the rest of the Lin kuei. Maybe this is why he spared Sareena, not just because of mercy specifically but because he saw another soul who was forced into a life they didn’t want and he was felt bad for her and wanted to give her a chance. But honestly the thing that stuck out the most was the complete irony of his situation later on his life. This is a version of sub zero who constantly fought for his freedom, yet when it was in his grasp, he was killed. And when he entered the Netherrealm, even there he wasn’t freed as he was then made into a servant of Shao Kahn and Quan Chi . Maybe that why he hates his brother in that timeline. Kuai Liang escaped the Lin Kuei, he was free yet he went back to the Lin kuei he wasted his chance which Bi Han in his alter state despises. Or maybe he was envious of the time Kuai was free, feeling that it should have been him. Maybe he tried to take over the Lin kuei to destroy it or build it into something else so no one else would feel the pain he felt. I know all of this seems illogical and stupid and it probably wasn’t what Netherrealm had intended but I can’t help think what could’ve have been, something that could’ve made Bi Han more interesting. But nope now we got a Bi Han Lin kuei extremist who just completely evil and not broken. But hey the noob sailboat trailer gave some interesting hints, which could redeem his character. But then then again, we’ll have to wait and see.
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amphirrhvx · 9 months
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♡ some bishang headcanons ! 🐍❄️
Shang Tsung can sing! He does not do it often, and inly really does it when he's by himself, but the few times he has done it around Bi-Han, the man absolutely loses it. He really, really likes it when he sings.
Shang knows this. Sometimes, at night whenever they are about to go to sleep. Shang Tsung sings to Bi-Han quietly as he holds him, gently stroking his hair.
Bi-Han adores it. He snuggles into Shang Tsung, holds onto him tight and sleeps like a baby on those nights.
Shang Tsung gives Bi-Han the silent treatment whenever they get into big fights. He refuses to apologize or speak to him unless Bi-Han does so first. But Bi-Han is not having it, and so he holds his ground.
Their little feud ends when either one of them misses the other too much. It’s impossible for them to stop talking to eachother for so long.
Shang Tsung hates, and I mean hates the cold. He gets cold very easily and always complains about it.
Bi-Han knows this, and is very mindful of his cryomancy. Unfortunately, he runs cold anyways. Shang Tsung deals with it, for the most part. He actually likes the feeling of Bi-Han’s cold, large hands on him.
Bi-Han is very reserved and keeps to himself when they are out in public together. The second they’re alone, though? That man is all over Shang Tsung. He would rather die than admit it but he LOVESS physical touch.
They like to watch eachother work. Shang Tsung likes to sit back and watch Bi-Han train/practice and Bi-Han hovers around Shang Tsung as he works on his experiments and such. It’s basically their version of quality time with eachother :)
Absolutely obsessed with one another. In private, they are very affectionate and loving.
Bi-Han calls Shang Tsung “love” and refers to him as “his” a lot (ex. my sorcerer) and Shang Tsung calls Bi-Han “dear” <3 (he also says things like “my dearest Bi-Han/Dearest Bi-Han” often)
(building off of the last one) Bi-Han does not call Shang Tsung pet names often. He only has one or two and uses them rarely. Shang Tsung is the opposite. He calls Bi-Han every damn pet name in the book (he acts like he hates it, but he secretly likes it).
they love to sleep together <3 any position, at any time, it doesn’t matter to them. they like to be close and hold one another and sleep peacefully with the other in their arms ^_^
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jentasticart · 10 months
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR SMOKEY BOI
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arcana-shipper · 3 months
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Here's the martial arts style each character thar I listed before has trained in (most if not all came from their Canon game styles). If you have any questions about this au, please leave an ask in my ask box!
Liu Kang - Jeet Kune Do, Karate, Choy Li Fut
Kung Lao - Wing Chun, White Lotus, Shaolin Fist
Hanzo Hasashi - Hapkido, Ninjitsu
Cole Young - Muai Thai, Kung Fu, Jujitsu
Bi-Han - Pi Gua, Hapkido, Shotokan
Kuai Liang - Dragon Style, hapkido, Shotokan
Tomas Vrbada - Mi Tzu, Judo, Penak Silat
Sektor - Ninjutu, Sambo, kenpo
Cyrax - Ninjitsu, Sambo, Dambe
First post of the Au
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xmassamurai · 9 months
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Before the fight in the Shaolin Trap Dungeon arena. Kuai bored: You know, if you put my head in the mouth of a shishi three times, it will turn completely red. Hanzo: Ooh!
A few moments later
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Hanzo: Why are you looking like that? You won! What? What kind of face is this?
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bi-hanslefttittie · 2 months
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How do you think bi han with a phone would be like,maybe johnny or his gf convinced him to get one how do u think he'd text
HI!!! omggg this question scratched my brainn,,, I was writing fanfic two days ago and it did came up the idea of Bi-Han texting so this ask definitely its sososososo helpful :D
Bi-Han and Technology.
While part of a very traditional clan, that I assume does not have that much reliance on technology. I have to make a reminder that Bi-Han is an extremely progressive man when it comes to advances. Hence, why I personally think he always was pro modernization of the Lin Kuei and hence why he has so much admiration for Sektor.
That said... I'm not sure he's that great at technology. I mean, he's not terrible, but not a tech genius either.
Johnny gives him a phone.
He would give him the newest model of phone. And I think at first, Bi-Han would refuse it, not particularly interested on all it's perks.
No selfies. NOT AT ALL. Only maybe if Johnny convices him to take one, but he would later delete it.
He wouldn't use it that much. His screentime is very limited and he would try and only use certain apps like the calculator, the notes app, line.
Though I feel like he would blatantly refuse, I think (If they're not dating), Johnny would set him up on Tinder or Grindr.
At first he thought no one would match with him
BOY HE WAS WRONG
His Girlfriend gives him a phone.
It was a birthday gift so he couldn't say no. (Also, he can't say no to his girlfriend, i mean. He loves her)
It was a flip phone, thankfully. It had a small camera and it was royal blue. (Very good taste, girlfriend!)
It was easier to handle than a cellphone so he learned all the perks very quickly.
Probably used the camera to take pictures of his girlfriend and using it as background. (1. That's very sweet. 2. He can't take pictures for shit, for some reason it's always slightly blurred, his thumb shows up or he cuts up her feet or part of her face. But hey, that's not totally because of him not knowing technology. It's mostly because he's a bit awkward about it. Trying to act like he's not enjoying doing a photo session)
Not gonna lie... i think he might even start taking pictures of like... the mountains, something cool he spotted.
Still, he does not use it that much.
girlfriend convinced him to upgrade to something more modern, and he did
he has like, a pretty blank facebook account and only one facebook friend (His girlfriend)
(Johnny is blocked)
I think the moment he realized he could use the phone to read was the moment he started actually carrying it around everywhere. Amazon Kindle User. Please give him more books!!
He also likes to scroll around searching and learning random things. Anything that might be useful for his position as Grandmaster.
Texting.
Girlfriend: Hey bae <333 Ily, i miss u Girlfriend: Could u get some bread on the way back? and maybe some snacks? Bi-Han: ... Typing... Bi-Han: ...Typing... Bi-Han: ...Typing... Bi-Han: ...Typing... Bi-Han: 👍
Yeah, don't expect too much romance or nice chats, he takes a lot of time typing and he tries to keep it simple and concise, he is not a man of many words either. And he much rathered to speak personally with his girlfriend, although, if necessary, he would use Speech-to-Text to send longer messages or rather, send voice messages (Latino readers/ whatsapp users know.) He will try and send pics of what he's doing if his girlfriend asks of him. And sometimes he would drop info on what he's working on and provide no context.
Bi-Han: A more advanced way for a robot to walk is by using a dynamic balancing algorithm, which is potentially more robust than the Zero Moment Point technique, as it constantly monitors the robot's motion, and places the feet in order to maintain stability. Girlfriend: ... what? Bi-Han: -Sends blurry picture of a cyborg- 👌
And honestly that's a love language. Now that he has a phone, he likes to keep his girlfriend updated on whatever interest he has because he trusts her enough with his goals and activities. Bi-Han has a need to have someone to relate to, so his girlfriend will get info dumped sometimes. But that's alright, that just means he's content and his guard is down.
IM SORRY I DIDNT PUT MORE ABOUT JOHNNY i just dont know much of their dynamiccc 💀 Obvi i state this is only my take and I might be wrongg but thanksss for asking uwuwuwu
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blurredpurplemint · 9 months
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you: can you ice shift me a rose?
bi-han:
shifts you a middle finger.
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queerfreakfck · 11 months
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if bi han was a cat
he’d be a pallas’ cat
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grumpy? ✅
cold? ✅
adorable? ✅
he’s a pallas’ cat
(thank you to @sunnyspiders for helping me make this beautiful hc)
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izzabela · 29 days
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Hello!! Soo the most interesting part of my day today is that I got my pants caught on something which ripped my pants so it gave me an idea of what would each of the Lin Kuei brothers would do if their girlfriend/wife approached the embarrassment that their pants were ripped? 😂😂
Apple Bottom Jeans - Lin Kuei x fem!reader (headcanons)
in which you rip your pants in front of each of the boys
a/n: HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN
ship[s]: bi han, tomas & kuai liang x fem!reader
warning(s): ripped pants, post-story kanon
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Bi Han
- i genuinely believe he would be the one laughing out loud. why? have you seen him?
- if it takes a lot for him to give praises, i believe it takes a lot more for him to laugh- this seals the deal
- "Bi Han! Help!" you'd cry out, and he'd come running to find your knees touching each other as they face inwards. His eyes would find your hands covering the huge rip on your bum, and your pretty, cotton, everyday panties peeking through
- he'd then trail to the bits of thread that come off your pants, then to the nail that holds the rest of the fabric that came off your butt
- i think he'd have a comic book moment. the moment where the character looks at the other character, back to the problem, then back to the character
- Bi Han would have the deepest, yet whole-hearted laugh of all his brothers. you want to be mad at him, really, you do. how can you with the sound of his timbre voice reverberating in your body with joy? you'd roll your eyes for sure, chuckling with him too
- i think it would make you sad, though. not the situation you were in, but the fact Bi Han doesn't laugh often. not when his only family has left him, and you're the only thing he has left from that bygone time
- after the laugh, though, he'd definitely scold you. something along the lines of "i told you that you wore those bottoms out", or "you missed an opportunity to replace them"
- if you, reader, don't care about the pants, he'd listen to you and toss them out in a heartbeat. if you did like those pants, he'd do his best to get a servant to fix them
- worst case scenario is that he'd have to find the exact brand of pants you wore
- still, he'd go great lengths to cover you up so you'd have some dignity left. he'd take off that outer layer of his uniform and drape it over you, and it'd do the job well because he's two heads taller than you
- if you try to remind him that he laughed, he'd literally deny it til his death
- still, even as he denies it all, you know he's thinking about it when he looks away from you and his left eyebrow (yes, you studied his facial expressions) is quirked up roughly ten degrees
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Tomas
- he'd be the most flustered out of the three
- raised in cultures that regard women to a high standard (slavic traditions of the Czech Republic and the Lin Kuei), he'd put you first for sure. not without feeling embarrassed, if not more, for you
- "Tomas!" you screech from your shared room of Harumi's compound. "Tomas, you get here this instant!"
- he'd show up from a fissure of smoke, face scrunched up in worry as he assesses the situation. you're panicked, and he needs to remain calm or else you'll panic more
- he'd actually find the piece of fabric that ripped off. it'd probably be hooked on a splintered piece of wood from the side-wall of the tatami door. taking it, he'd foolishly look around your bum and leg area to find the rip
- "Hey!" you'd giggle-screech. "Don't be a perv!"
- i think Tomas would be very sad and borderline offended you'd think of him like that. he'd give you a look, that's for sure, and he'd continue to quietly assess your circumstance
- only when he finds the little frills of your lacy undies will he turn the deepest shade of pink possible on the human body. he'd flail around like a fish out of water, stuttering and finding something to cover you
- he'd drape you in a blanket, the one on your bed. then he'd pick you up and toss you right back into the pillowy mattress. he'd rush out and find one of Harumi's handmaidens (or Harumi herself) and discreetly tell her about the situation
- your replacement clothes for the meanwhile would be a kimono, similar to Harumi's. as you'd get changed, Tomas doesn't look at you one bit
- "I am ashamed to have looked..." Tomas pouts from behind the dressing screen. "I apologize, feather..."
- even as he tries to get you new pants, he can't help but think about the situation he was in. he would associate those specific pants to that situation- always
- and unlike Bi Han, you'd hold this shit over his head until the day he dies
- you'd egg him like "remember when my pants ripped and you were hiding from me?" or "remember when you threw me into bed because of my pants?"
- yeah, he would be the one more embarrassed than you. he wouldn't be living it down, either, until the day he died
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Kuai Liang
- Kuai might be the most normal in terms of reaction, unfortunately. not without a good chuckle, though
- "Kuai Liang! A little help here, please!" you'd call for him from the living room of Harumi's compound. he'd rush to you almost instantly, definitely wondering why you remain sitting there when there was nothing or no one to be hosted
- "You are just... sitting..." Kuai Liang obviously notes. So much for a seasoned warrior, then again you were really just sitting
- it isn't until he walks behind you a bit, realizing that there is a reason why you're not getting up
- he'd see your hands failing to cover a hole that was right over the middle of your pants
- then, he'd see the bit of fabric that's being held by a splinter in the wooden floor of the room. he'd catch a glimpse of your panties, the color not all too difficult to miss
- "Do you think we can salvage this?" you'd ask him. Kuai Liang would give it to you straight
- "I do not believe I can, dove..." Kuai Liang says softly, kissing your forehead as an additional apology
- this is probably the most awkward situation in your life. since the pants were stuck to the ground, and you didn't want to rip it anymore, Kuai Liang basically carries you out of your pants
- with the help of a handmaid that held your pants legs down, Kuai Liang carries you by your armpits as he gently guides you to shimmy, shake, and maneuver out of your pants
- he'd praise you, a lot. things like "good job" and "thank you for listening to me" or "you did a great job listening", it'd make you very happy despite the loss of a good piece of clothing
- Kuai Liang would also order you new pants. you didn't even get to mention it before Kuai Liang had sent another handmaiden out to a nearby village to find similar, if not, the exact same pants as the ones you ripped
- and the gentleman he is, he would not speak of this day ever again. however, every time he sees you in those pants, he will chuckle to himself
- so in reality, he was speaking about it, just nonverbally
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so easy that i finished this in thirty minutes
also update! i got a new job and actually love it there. everyone is so kind and helps me out
also, i love the headcanon ideas you guys are giving me, keep it up! you might see more of those get published first before i do actual fics
see y'all in the next fic!
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hojanaranja · 1 year
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so im gonna make headcanons
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WHAT IF-
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