#su shitpost

[nov4-rocket5]

I... am Steven.

[keister-meister]

[frostyminiyeets]

Malakite

[deanthe]

does anybody remember in 2014-15 when every steven universe "leak" was formatted like this

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credit

[hootybal-lecter]

[starry-eyed-psychopomp]

You’d think that omegaverse aus would work really well for SVSSS, what with PIDW being a shitty internet porn series with 10,000 variations of sex pollen, but if you really try to rework the whole universe for abo you’ll find that it would actually crumble the very foundations of the series. This is due to the simple fact that the entire plot is spurred by Su Xiyan’s pregnancy, with her giving birth to Binghe alone while Tianlang-jun is imprisoned, but if the series was omegaverse there is no way in all hell that notorious dom sugar daddy masc Su Xiyan wouldn’t be the alpha to submissive and breedable omega Tianlang-jun. ANY other possibility is OOC on a world-breaking level. In this essay I will

[lezzyart]

sorry, I had to

inspired by this meme

[i-guess-im-into-this-now]

Shen Qingqiu: Some people are so beautiful that they are irresistible to both men and women... it's not gay to be attracted to them. There is literally nothing else you can do.

Xie Lian: You are so right. Or if you happen to have to kiss them to exchange spiritual energy, it doesn't mean you have feelings for one another.

Wei Wuxian: True. Also sometimes guy friends just need to get naked together and touch one another and make each other climax. Just normal friend stuff.

Shen Qingqiu: ....

Xie Lian: ....

Shen Qingqiu: ....exactly. You guys get it.

[thatswhatsushesaid]

a collection of 3zun-centric (ish) shitposts, plus bonus huaisang:

[cultivateme]

Ep. 47

[fl3shm4id3n]

Thanos NSFW headcanon/shitpost

ᴛʜᴀɴᴏꜱ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ

Thanos recorded you both having sex, and use your moans as a song sample/snippet

One time, he gave you a facial and took a picture of you. Then proceeded to try and use it as an album cover. (Like the Deftones 'around the fur' album.)

But in general, he wants to have your face in an album cover.

Thanos likes to suck and grab your boobs. No matter the size. Boobs are boobs.

He likes to fuck in club bathrooms for some reason.

Likes to see your mascara run down your face while you give him head.

Always wants to have you in his music videos, to him you're his Muse.

Begs you for nudes

Likes to fuck you in the dressing room backstage when recording a music video.

When he vapes he likes to pass the smoke into your mouth then kiss you.

Likes it when you're wearing his cross while he fucks you.

Has a thing for Tramp Stamps, if you get a cyber Tramp Stamps with his name. You getting back shots.

Likes to choke

[pesky--dust]

Tbh, for a very long time I thought that the ending of Su-zakana was not addressed in any way later.

But some time ago I realized how dumb I am. Of course it is addressed, and it is addressed at the very beginning of the next episode:

WILL'S FUCKIN' DREAM. THIS IS A CONSEQUENCE OF THE EVENTS FROM THE END OF SU-ZAKANA.

[bklily]

Book 4 in a nutshell.

[vinnybox]

Something silly

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they’re so stupid