#is your social worker in that horse?

[hannibard]

Behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person, and a little off to the side is a social worker inside a horse.

[boo-cool-robot]

"and i'll be clear, it is not simply a gay love story, it's a bisexual love story!"

In which Austin Walker derails his own podcast for 5 minutes straight to vehemently recommend NBC Hannibal

[clipped by @robotbytheriver]

[chaotic-so3k]

"I'm standing right beside you" just say you're homosexual

[youdelight-itolerate]

[mismatchsocks]

mads and hugh reunion changed my life

[arthur-sims]

Is your social worker in that horse?

[artthatremindsmeofhannibalnbc]

Fábio Magalhães, Opposition to balance, 2016 Oil on canvas

https://paulodarzegaleria.com.br/en/artistas/fabio-magalhaes/

[flock-of-cassowaries]

I understand they had a theme going here, but the fact that this episode isn’t named “Is Your Social Worker In That Horse?” is, in my opinion, a huge miss.

[jeena-says-hi]

Hannibal 🤝 Greek mythology

People inside horses

[cvntybal]

"do you have nbc hannibal merch?"

me taking up social work in uni: *slaps my stack of textbooks and notes while sobbing* this is all i got. this is all i got.

[sofancydancy]

[flock-of-cassowaries]

…but within that horse;

Is there (perhaps),

…a social worker?

I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

[boo-cool-robot]

Jack Crawford and Will Graham’s relationship in early Hannibal is SO wild…it’s like

Jack: “Hello guy I have just met and am hiring to solve murders. I’m going to put my hands on your face. Are you autistic or what? Go solve those murders, but I can’t make you because I’m not your dad. Also you’re definitely not my wife. (Btw I’m regretting not having children and I’m fighting with my wife)”

[youdelight-itolerate]

Me during job interviews

[dr-goatman]

my first thought when i woke up this morning was "if hannibal and will werent insane they would be so adorably domestic, however would also be so violently autistic you would wish they were insane" and i think thats beautiful

my 2nd thought was, of course "i love how when that one guy put the social worker in the horse, out of will and hannibal, hannibal looked the most suprised and disturbed"

i rarely think in full sentences so this is great!

[flock-of-cassowaries]

At least five of Bryan Fuller’s distant ancestors were iterations of this specific haruspex.

hey so uh the consuls asked me to talk to you about your divination techniques and uh. no yeah i get that you've been a great asset and successfully predicted the favor of the gods over the proposal to construct a new aqueduct. that was great, you're great. just uh. well we were wondering if maybe you could speed it up a little bit next time- yes i know the omens can't be rushed. but you did take like 30 minutes to read the entrails? and uh. to be perfectly honest we were all a little creeped out by the way you kept saying things like "oh that's a SLIPPERY one" and "come to papa little kidney." no no we're not asking you to switch over to augury, you're a great haruspex, really. if you could just not dig around in the entrails with a look of unbridled glee on your face quite as much that would be great. thanks.