#stupid post sorry

[queensboro]

haters will see you get a handjob at your uncle’s birthday party and ask if you were even rummaged to fruition

[tvguts]

if i had a nickel for every surprisingly excellent indie album in my collection with a mediocre drawing of a chair on the cover, i would have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but

[serpentsandsecrecy]

so muchmore trivial than what i usually post over here but some people arwe so weird. was playing a roblox lgbtq+ hangout game lastnight (if youve played any of them before you know its bad) and i was having a pretty good time with this circle of people i was adjacent to (pretty much it was the friend of another person there who was a friend of my friend and so on and so forth) and we get to a point where people are just showing up and one of the people in the group is like hey!! thats my bud come sit over here bud and thats all well and good. but its a group of people in the open in a roblox game so of course people will come over and invite themselves which is fine i guess. but there was this guy that came up to us and soeta joined the conversation and he wasnt doin anything wrong but he didnt have any flags on his profile. again theres nothing wrong with that. but he just so happened to enter the circle standing next to this girl. and shes weird. first of all she had a bunch of accessories of flags and stuff which i found kind of pointless and obnoxious but whatever its her identity and her avatar so i didnt say anything. she also talked weird. like she had no concept of subtlety or grace she announced when she didnt like someone who was RIGHT THERE it was just hard to watch. and she made her avatar like really big. i dont mean fat cuz thats fine but like really tall. like why do you need to take up that much space. anyways these two drastically different people are standing next to echother and the lesbian trans girl goes "i dont wanna stand next to a potentially straight guy." and moves. what. what thw fuck is wrong with you 😭 and shes like "its because straight guys always want me to change my mind and force me into roleplay" (she kept talking about the forced rp thing like ok we get it yeah lesbians have it rough WE ALL DO THIS IS A PLACE FOR PEOPLE TO CHILL NOT VENT ABT SEXUAL HARASSMENT THIS IS ROBLOX) anyways we were all like hey man thats kinda mean like you cant put all straight people into a box like that. and she just kinda made excuses but like wtf

1. just because theyre straight doesnt mean they cnt be trans or some other gender (still queer)

2. even if that is a straight white cis man. that person is not worth less, they arent doing anything wrong, and they are not here to personally attack you. just because youre a lesbian doesnt mean you can hate all men because thats a fucking person who hasnt done anything to you thats actually sexism

its fine to be wary i guess thats a normal human response when you are hurt by something you tend to avoid it. but thats a person. thats a human person with an identity and you ARE discriminating against them i hope you know that

[mint-chocolate-rooibos]

who taught her that

[trek-tracks]

Stop testing poison on yourself, Bones

[bluegiragi]

i drew johnny "soap" mactavish as phreak (the original design) from overwatch.

bonus (just for fun):

[stalebagels]

Edit: muted this monstrosity but if you're looking for the blank template it's on my blog and I'll tag this and it with "the stupid fucking shorts post" so you don't have to scroll through everything 💀😂 (I did not make the template btw, I don't know who the OP is but if you do please let me know)

[haunted-pool-noodle]

I couldn't stop laughing at this absolutely terrible joke so now I have to inflict it on you. sorry?

[Image 1 ID: Bolded text that says, "Stripping for edible flour in Tijuana," then in unbolded letters below it, "Please don't make me elaborate." End ID.]

[Image 2 ID: A 4-image comic of Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls. He's floating in front of one of Stan's memory doors, which is labelled as "KEEP OUT." Bill looks at the door and says "OHO, DEEP, DARK, SECRETS? DON'T MIND IF I DO!"

There are then three panels shown, from the perspective of the door looking at Bill. Across the first two, Bill opens the door, eye closed and other hand on his hip. In the last panel, Bill's eye is open, looking deeply unsettled, and he slams the door shut.

Bill turns from the door, staring downwards, haunted by whatever he has seen.

Bill looks back at the door out of the corner of his eye, putting a hand to the top of his angle. He says, "OH GOD, HE AND SIXER REALLY ARE IDENTICAL." End ID.]

[shikisei]

ok stupid question my bad

[emrysmoss]

[punkitt-is-here]

swear to god ever since bethesda started writing fallout games ive been like this

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Actually, the bars aren't so bad anymore.

Think you can fix him? Read about his care instructions over at Tiger Tiger)

[jaypentaghast]

loumand thirtsday

[emunenenes]

long time no tumblr sorry im super lazy when it comes to posting art on diff platforms.. (:3」∠)

[codecicle]

some nerd in a really tight graphic-tee with a big nose and glasses: yeah idk man. personally i think dnd 5e is a pretty balanced system, it just comes down to the ruling of individual dm's and how well they understand both the mechanics and player's enjoyment. hey you doing okay? your eyes got kinda unfocused there for a second and you had to sit down. just checking in man, you know you can tell me anything right?

me so horny i can't walk: could yuo explain it agaain. Slower maybe//,clossser to myears. With a lower tone. Please

[twinstxrs]

fabian’s insistence on calling someone to tell them about lucy & yolanda because he thought people just deserved to know, out of respect. both deeply sweet & incredibly gutting. (bill seacaster move over that’s MY darling boy)